Quotes of people in your nation MK.III

[Wisconsin9]

Hey, fuck you, asshole! *pop*—Unknown employee firing a paintball into the Luziycan embassy.

"Fuck you too! And get back to your communist motherland!" *pop* -Unknown employee responding to Wisconsin volleying

Gah! Motherfucker! Yuri, where's our mortar? I need—what do you mean, we don't have a mortar? What the hell kind of security chief are you!?—The same employee.

[Ruridova]

"Fuck you too! And get back to your communist motherland!" *pop* -Unknown employee responding to Wisconsin volleying

Gah! Motherfucker! Yuri, where's our mortar? I need—what do you mean, we don't have a mortar? What the hell kind of security chief are you!?—The same employee.

"Oh for god's fucking sake."
- Robert Breckenridge, Chief of Police, City of Cydysa

[Estainia]

"Try to justify why everything happens to south London, England in Doctor Who by saying it's a small island with a relatively small police and military force defended by a vast ocean that's 'easy to subjugate' as a result is utter shit. You know why? France is nineteen miles away. But more than that, Taiwan fits the same description and it's nearest neighbor won't come to help it. It fits the nature of over a clear two dozen of island nations including ones so isolated that help is weeks or months away. Then of course there's the fact you're not targeting the ones who can nuke your shit that's in orbit. Say what you will about America, Russia or China but if something comes a'knocking, they're going to knock back if it's already proven diplomacy is useless. So Invasion Fiction aside, it's crap that everything takes place in Surrey." - Stephen Jones, God of Monologue.

[Agrennaia]

"They call it the Conservative Coalition, and what it is basically is a coalition of the right-wing elements of the three largest political parties in Congress to keep a tight handle on how business is handled in this country. Between the three we keep on a relatively stable course, while still maintaining enough differences to avoid stagnation."

- Representative Victor Coates.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

[b]"By Megas Alexandros, you are an ignoble sadistic idiot aren't you?[/
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-An anonymous policeman arresting a man who raped and flayed a man and a woman alive as a human sacrifice who was apprehended after bragging about it to a fellow clubgoer

[Alexzanabbgggggg]

"Kill the,kill them all. Shoot them, burn them! Just stop them!"

Zilops V the last king of Alexzanabbgggggg before his execution for treason against the people and the communist party shouting to his general who was being sent to prison. Since then Alexzanabbgggggg has been governed by the peoples communist party.

Zilops V

[Estainia]

"The last time I had tea in Tehran the world spoke Greek as the lingua francia. Not to say it's not a lovely place, it's just not as alluring as it was during the Bronze Age." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Socialist Republic of Fri]

Every trotskyite revisionist traitor faction in the party shall be purged and the struggle against their influence in our nation will never end.
-Breján Kefát after the first grat purge in the Peoples Labour Marxist-Leninist Party of Fri
Stalin has not died, he lives on the hearts of the people, in the minds of the people, in the struggle of the people, he lives on in his great works, his contributions to the struggle and to Marxism-Leninism lives on! Lon live comrade Stalin! We will always remember you and we shall always struggle under your banner!
-Breján Kefát on the death of Stalin
In what sense has Breján Kefát contributed to our theory? In many ways, he has contributed to the struggle against dogmatico-revisionism, he has built up the theory of anti-trotskyism through the idea of the "Ice-pick party", he has contributed to the idea of proletarian revolution through the "Linear-attack" and the "Moving war" theory, he has contributed to the idea of the vanguard through the idea of the "Neckshot thesis", the "Peoples approach" theory, the "Gentle sphere" theory, the "Stubborn party-line" and the "Three misstakes".
Dalibor Rexik on the theoretical contributions of Breján Kefát
Our people have long struggled for an independent and free proletarian dictatorship in this country, there has been great success in this struggle but the struggle must still go on.
-Nezula Garxhim on the struggle of the Fri people

[Pistaroja]

"Finally! Colorado, Texas, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, and Wyoming belong to the correct people!"
- Enrique Rosada

[Estainia]

"As a general rule of thumb, avoid haunted places, but also avoid abandoned places, places where people violently died, and especially places where entire groups of people vanished without a trace." -- Cornelius Maximilian

[Multifarity]

"Take it from me. If you'd grown up where I did, so that you saw the gender-binary from the outside, you'd realise how funny it is."

-Prime Minister Carey Hunt, to a Brit.

[Amerikians]

"You want advice on how to avoid--- Fine. Turn off the fucking machine. Situation averted." - Bob Newhart, Ultranationalist.

Finally decided.

[Bereia]

"I don't care what Europeans think of me, and I don't honestly see why I should. Can they vote here? Are they Citizens here? I am a Bereian, elected by my fellow Bereians, to represent the Bereian idea of good and responsible government. If the good people of Paris and London and so on don't like me, I don't care."

-- Representative Jennifer H. C. Brunel.

[Greater United Russia]

"Your culture is irrelevant, your language is inconsequential. All that matters is that in the end your corrupt regime will crumble and you too will join the Revolution. It is inevitable, no matter how hard you fight it, your day will come." - Sergei Valerian

"In nineteen seventy-nine we entered Afghanistan. By nineteen eighty-five Afghanistan was a Soviet-friendly regime. The hermits of the mountains quickly learned that their precious 'God' was not coming to save them." - Colonel Leonid Misha, Soviet Army, 1989

[Saurisisia]

"A weapon that can fuse the souls of a lot of people into one individual, basically making them a demigod of sorts. I must say, the boys down at the Military Projects Agency are kind of messed up."
~ Richard Fillmore, Army Chief of Staff

[Bereia]

"Hello, David, good-"

"Quiet!"

"...morning? What are you doing?"

"I'm listening."

"Listening?"

"Yes, listening."

"For what?"

"For the Revolution! Those whackjob Socialists keep telling me it's coming, but I haven't heard anything yet."

-- Declan Lance and David Warren, professional comedians, taking a stab at "Revolutionary" movements.

[Auzkhia]

"There is a revolution coming?!"

*looks out of window*

"No, no revolution is here. The people do not want socialism."
-Emperor Heinrich

[Greater United Russia]

"Apparently there is a world out there where we fell."

"That's impossible."

"Yes, well, the Tsar thought the same, no doubt."

"And that's borderline treason."

"So it is." - Duo of Muscovites, streets of Moscow, 1991

[Bojikami]

"Fuck you too! And get back to your communist motherland!" *pop* -Unknown employee responding to Wisconsin volleying

Gah! Motherfucker! Yuri, where's our mortar? I need—what do you mean, we don't have a mortar? What the hell kind of security chief are you!?—The same employee.

"Nikita! Get the popcorn! They're at it again!"
-random soldier stationed at the Ruridovan embassy

[Auzkhia]

"If any embassies wage war against each other, than the Imperial and Royal guard would quell the skirmishes."
-Lord Boris Hugo von Bach

[Bereia]

"Saul Alinsky was a coward, sweetheart, and so are you."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"Really, the Soviet Union was doomed from the start. They kept going as long as they did through force and fear, but even those can only keep you going for so long."

-- Representative Jennifer H. C. Brunel

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"Internal security of Embassies is handled by the security personnel of the nations they represent, in accordance with the Vienna Convention, but the outside is upheld by local law enforcement because of two simple reasons. One, it's our territory, and defending it is rightly our job, and two, our homeland is no place for their issues."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro, on why security around the Embassies of Ruridova, Luziyca, Wisconsin, and Bojikami in the U.S. had been increased.

[Greater United Russia]

"Up to this point the world has been interesting, now the world shall forever more be in a state of constant change and flux. It will test both us and the Americans to the apex of our abilities, and the survivor shall inherit the mantle that is Ruler of the Earth. Which being a contest we both fully intend to win says rather dark things about the coming future." - Aleksandra Kuznetsov, Minister of Foreign Relations; 1998

"We are still here." - Anon. Muscovite, 2046; WWIII

[The Commonwealth of Workers]

"Every nation has a dream, and that dream will lead to more dreams. However that can lead to nightmares."
-Edward Smith, Current Leader of The Commonwealth of Workers

"We are all workers, we are all people, we are all human beings!"
-John Smith, First leader of The Commonwealth of Workers

"We are the greatest country in the world! We accept blacks, whites, Asian, Muslims. Only people who isn't aloud in our country is crazy old cat ladies and Barack Obama."
-Edward Smith, Current Leader of The Commonwealth of Workers

[Bereia]

"It's always given me no small amusement that the more a nation professes to be run by or in support of "the People," the more totalitarian, centrist, tyrannical, and oppressive they are."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"You demand tolerance, and yet refuse to tolerate other views. You insist upon acceptance, and then steadfastly refuse to accept the existence of opinions which oppose your own. You command us to listen to you, and will not hear anybody else."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro, to a foreign diplomat.

[Greater United Russia]

"Hey, you hear that? It's the sound of free speech and elections." - A very sarcastic but simultaneously serious Ukrainian Soviet to a tourist, 1986