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by Constaniana » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:44 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:03 pm
Constaniana wrote:Rain. The rain was all that was left. Mother had been gone for months now. The pain from that still stung like a blackcloak wasp sting, but now Agya and Karl and Lief and Hans and Helga were gone too, and he couldn't see anything to take their place. All there was around him was mud and ruin and rain.
Kroisoto awoke suddenly, breathing heavily and looking around to confirm that the sky wasn't grey and sending down rain, and the trees around him weren't snapped husks. The only wetness on him now was the scant beads of sweat he must have put out in his sleep. He glanced around the camp, seeing Aldraniri and Richard chatting, but decided against going over and joining their conversation.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Kassaran » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:24 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Constaniana » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:53 am
Ameriganastan wrote:"I know that look. Someone had themselves an unpleasant dream, didn't they?"
Sitting in the tree above him was Eric, still whittling his tree branch from the night before.
"I've had my share of unpleasant dreams in my day. I always found it helpful to talk to somebody about it."
He dropped down from his perch, stuffing his whittling knife away.
"You like it? It's a good luck totem. Learned how to carve it from a blind man in Sahranjja. Nice fella. So, what's your story?"
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Agritum » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:22 pm
Constaniana wrote:Ameriganastan wrote:"I know that look. Someone had themselves an unpleasant dream, didn't they?"
Sitting in the tree above him was Eric, still whittling his tree branch from the night before.
"I've had my share of unpleasant dreams in my day. I always found it helpful to talk to somebody about it."
He dropped down from his perch, stuffing his whittling knife away.
"You like it? It's a good luck totem. Learned how to carve it from a blind man in Sahranjja. Nice fella. So, what's your story?"
"Yes, it's a nice little carving," the boy said. Kroisoto sat in nervous silence for a few moments, wondering whether to open up to this stranger. Eric seemed a pleasant old fellow, and there couldn't be much harm in explaining a brief dream he had.
"It's...a bad memory. I try to avoid thinking about them, but sometimes fragments of them pop back up into my thoughts," the blueblood began. "I only grew up with my mother-I think my father died in the war, though mother didn't talk too much about him. Too painful, you see. She tried raising me as best she could, but it was hard on our scraggy little farm, which was honestly more of a glorified vegetable patch. I lost her when I was around 7, and got taken in by a kind peasant family. This was all in the months before Ulfrüs's uprising nine years ago, and when his army came through my adopted family got caught in the path of that traitor's soldiers," Kroisoto abruptly stopped speaking, taking a few deep breaths to calm himself down before continuing the explanation. "I remember all the rain..." Jonah's antics caught the boy's attention after that, giving him an opportunity to avoid explaining the saddest part of his life any further. He stood up, cautiously walking towards Jonah.
Richard and Aldraniri both stopped talking and eating to look at the fallen nature elemental with a baffled expression on their faces.
"Is he drunk? He does seem to be falling down a lot and there's some bizarre stink coming off of him," Aldraniri inquired.
"Nah, I don't think he's drunk. He was too coordinated with trying to steal that bag, and as far as I'm aware booze only makes your breath smell funny. Maybe he got some weird foreign herbs or something..." Richard answered.
"Herbs? What, like mint or basil?" The boy asked, puzzled.
"Err....something like that, kid," the foreigner replied, deciding to let the lad keep his innocence a bit longer.
by Ameriganastan » Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:17 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Constaniana » Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:31 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Kassaran » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:09 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Constaniana » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:55 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Kassaran » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:16 pm
Constaniana wrote:"Bloody hell, this kid's a pansy! I've taken plenty worse blows than a light foot-tap and not whimpered," cried Richard, considering showing the feral man what his foot felt like when he tried injuring someone with it. But while Richard grew more and more cross with the stranger Aldraniri felt a sense of pity for him. He certainly must have been starving if he was desperate to consider eating grass, though maybe it was just a sign of his madness. Glancing at the chunk of beef jerky in his hand he tore a piece off and held it in his palm, extending it slowly towards the weeping man-beast.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Constaniana » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:48 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Dec 20, 2013 4:33 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:49 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:41 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:49 pm
by Constaniana » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:42 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Dec 31, 2013 5:34 pm
by Agritum » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:05 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan listened to Aldraniri explain what all those funny words meant. By the end, his conviction that Gallians had a thing for inventing ridiculous words with terrible meanings had been strengthened quite a bit. But far from focusing on this, Tristan instead focused on where the words had come from. Hearing Aldraniri, Tristan nodded. "All of that sounds terrible, so I guess you must be right. I think we should probably go and see what they found in there." He said, standing up and dusting himself off. Then, he began skating towards the tomb where Richard and Kroisoto were, wondering what they had found inside.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:08 pm
by Agritum » Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:12 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Hearing a familiar voice and then seeing Charlie running next to him, Tristan stopped moving to see what was up. He slid a few feet further, of course, but hey, inertia. Anyway, hearing Charlie's questions, the ice artist thought for a moment, scratching his head. "Well, I... Um... At first it was just coughing and then a rash, like I was told, but it didn't last very long anyway. And I don't think it impacted my powers, but I didn't really use them while I was sick, so I don't know. Sorry. But I know that when I tried to use them again after I recovered, they were fine." The Elemental answered, scratching his head again. "Why? Oh, and hi." He said.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:17 pm
by Ameriganastan » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:34 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Constaniana » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:17 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:38 pm
Constaniana wrote:Aldraniri followed Tristan and Charlie on the plain grass, envious of their speed-enhancing Elemental powers. He thought about trying to use the trail of ice to catch up, but he wasn't too skilled with that mode of transport. Whenever the River Albras had frozen over enough to safely skate upon he usually spent the first few minutes falling flat on his bum until Heilaga stopped laughing with that angelic voice of hers and helped him up. She was always a lot better at skating than him, gracefully dancing around on the frozen river, her golden hair and the white ice and snow shimmering brilliantly in the sunlight. And Heilaga had looked adorable with her rosy cheeks and nose from the cold air.
Aldraniri realized he had been standing still for a few moments as he took his chilly stroll down memory lane. Shaking his head briefly he started running again to catch up with Tristan and Charlie when the old codger began shouting at them.
"Now, I'm just a blacksmith, and an apprentice one at that, but I don't think you're being that sneaky, Sir Old Fart," Aldraniri called out in the direction that he saw someone poking out from behind a tombstone, before catching up to the others at the tomb. Poking his head in the doorway he saw Richard stomping the floor next to a strange ash pile a few times before pacing around the room again, examining the mosaics on the walls and the coffin at the far end of the room. Kroisoto noticed the arrival of the others and walked over to them.
"Don't waste your time asking the mad foreigner what he's up to. He refuses to give any useful information," the blue-blood stated, leaning against the side of the doorway with his arms crossed.
"None of this concerns you blasted kids! Go back to group hiking trip or whatever inane thing you were doing before you started harassing me!" Richard yelled out from the back of the tomb, before blasting a section of the mosaic with fire, trying to get some sort of reaction.
"I'm afraid that's not going to happen yet," Kroie replied. "You obviously knew that Daemoness from last night. Something about a Fire Elemental with a history with a certain creature not of this world, hanging about in a graveyard and stomping the floor in a sepulchre, shooting flames from his hands at old mosaics of soldiers slaying Daemons seems a bit baffling, and sometimes I get curious about strange things like this."
"Believe me, kids like you have no business getting mixed up in my sort of trouble. Dark cults, politics...not fun things for kids your age," the older redhead explained, his voice losing some of its abrasiveness.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:08 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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