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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:51 am

I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:52 am

Agritum wrote:I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.

If I want that, I play EU4.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:52 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:What language is "Kartofler?"

Danish.

Don't ask me how I knew that.


Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:...How do you know that?

It's a complicated story involving being horrifically drunk in Holland. I'll tell you guys later.

You never did tell us this story.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:55 am

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Individuality-ness wrote:A pet sweatshop worker and a bitch (AKA Nat). Night, do you happen to have world domination plans? :P

No, of course not.

I think big - shooting for the universe, I am.

Not the multiverse?
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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:55 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:I love the massive arguments between Protestants and Catholics/Orthodoxes that pop up everywhere and then on the Christian Thread. Really makes you go back to the times of Martin Luther.

If I want that, I play EU4.

Does EU4 feature Distruzio Vs a whole bunch of Protestants from every denomination possible plus two Jewish guys who make snarky comments all the times and me as the resident all-loving agnostic liberal?

If it does, I'll bow to Paradox.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:57 am

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Danish.

Don't ask me how I knew that.


Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's a complicated story involving being horrifically drunk in Holland. I'll tell you guys later.

You never did tell us this story.

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:59 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:You never did tell us this story.

Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:00 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:01 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Danish prostitute, several drunk Indians, a potato up my friend's bum.

Story condensed.

Wat

He forgot the part with the Bollywood Dance Number.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:01 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Oddly enough, when I searched kartofler the first image that popped up on the side with the Wikipedia entry was a heart-shaped potato.
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Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:02 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Oddly enough, when I searched kartofler the first image that popped up on the side with the Wikipedia entry was a heart-shaped potato.

I do hope I have satisfied your curiosity. :p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Wat

Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:04 pm

Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:04 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Danish for "potato" is "kartofler".

Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:05 pm

Agritum wrote:Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?

Nein.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

What did you guys do to get a potato up a person's bum? Were you like lacking in dildos?
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Ah. Potatoes up a bum sounds painful.

Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

You know, there's a small probability that I'll go to Amsterdam with my school, in two years. Knowing my classmates, shit will happen.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:07 pm

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:08 pm

Agritum wrote:Random Narcissistic Question:

Does my flag look pixelated or screwed up in some other way?

It looks fine.
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:10 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Aye, it was, but we got it safely because it was a remarkably small potato and not too deep up.

And it was hilarious and we discussed that for months on end. Kept in contact with the prostitute too, who has an accounting job in France now from what I recall.

What did you guys do to get a potato up a person's bum? Were you like lacking in dildos?

I genuinely have no idea. I only showed up toward the end, as I had spent much of that night watching what I think was Father Ted with some new Dutch friends.

We were going to have an orgy, but nobody felt much up to it, really.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Agritum » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

It stares in the eyes of the postman, scanning his soul, before ripping it away.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:45 pm

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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:17 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Afri ... estruction

I restate the terrifying fact this happened.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction

I restate the terrifying fact this happened.

One of the links on that page, the one for the entry of the Atoms for Peace program, had this little gem.
Wikipedia wrote:The first nuclear reactors in Iran and Pakistan were built under the program by American Machine and Foundry.
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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Postby Constaniana » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:37 pm

Name: The city of Manassas
Leader: Mayor Pedro Francisco Fernandez III
Flag (If applicable): Image
What is it? City? Province? State?: City
Language(s) spoken: Spanish, English
Population: 48,800,420
Description: Manassas has the distinction of having the first battle of the American Civil War fought nearby, unless you're a Yankee devil who calls it the Battle of Bull Run as if it was fought by some Spaniard jackasses or something. The Confederates won, Jackson earned his pimpin' nickname of Stonewall and the Northerners cried or something. The rest of the civil war happened, including another battle at Manassas, where Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee teamed up to open a righteous tin of whoop-ass. After the war ended the town grew and stuff, nothing special. The city supposedly has the highest numbers of used-car dealerships per capita in the east coast, possibly the entire country. It's improved in recent years along with the rest of northern Virginia, but it does have its issues with crime, particularly gang wars between the growing gangs consisting of demons and the previously established human gangs of hicks or illegal immigrants. One of the high schools there is reputed to have lots of hot chicks. The downside is that the high school of hot chicks is also reputed to have lots of syphilis.
Demographics: 50.1% white
11.9% black
5.3% Asian
.1% Native American or Pacific islander
32.6% Latino
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Agritum wrote:I want to marry you now, my British damsel.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You know, I didn't expect you to be the most psychopathic person here.

I have the oddest of feelings this is my fault somehow.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I just realised how bizarre Const's existence is.
Cerillium wrote:Const is right.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:You just cornered a scary indian man with a sword-of-brick-shattering.

Have a cookie.
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