What Nine would have become had he lasted for more than one series.
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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:37 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:40 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:41 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Really, someone should have given him some tea.
The rest of the show would have been Nine turning the TARDIS into a travelling tea shop.
I've recently watched The Awakening, with Davison.
"What's tea?"
"It's a noxious mixture of Oriental tea leaves, crushed and boiled into a variety of dangerous acids."
"Sounds like a wicked brew."
"Quite. Personally, I'm rather fond of it."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:42 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:I've recently watched The Awakening, with Davison.
"What's tea?"
"It's a noxious mixture of Oriental tea leaves, crushed and boiled into a variety of dangerous acids."
"Sounds like a wicked brew."
"Quite. Personally, I'm rather fond of it."
Any civilised man is fond of it.
If you aren't, Iroh and I will fuck you up.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:20 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Also, in Iroh's re-appearance in Korra, he offers Korra tea.
Because of course.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:44 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Link me to posts.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"In some terms, yes, he would be considered 'fucked'." said Raphael, walking toward them slowly. He had appeared out of nowhere. "Now, to continue the usage of profanity, I'm very, very curious to learn why nobody informed me that one of my angels was out of commission - and was out of it due to a fucking Android bug." Raphael said politely, managing to stress the last words without raising his voice or breaking his constant smile.
Crowley turned to D. "Yes, D. That information would have been appreciated earlier if you had told me as well."
"He's been here for, oh, a fucking hour?" D spat, "Or so. Time got away from me. Look, the point is, I had literally no time to tell you about this. You might have noticed - or you might not have, I know your massive fucking ego obscures your vision sometimes - that the school was just goddamn besieged. We're talking fucking medieval style invasions here, with artillery and fucking everything. 'Course, I saved the day, but communications were a bit scrambled afterwards, to say the least. The homosexual cherub over there-"
D gestured at Aziraphale, who waved back.
"-crash-landed in the middle of the goddamn battle, smoldering and screaming. He nearly ripped out Sanchez' throat, but unfortunately, we were able to get hm under control. Then the Nazi cunts came back, and nearly killed my mother. Fucking thank you for not having any goddamn magic potions lying around, you stupid fucking Dumbledore rip-off. What kind of fucking wizard are you?
Anyways, we punched Hitler in the cock and sent him flying back to Berlin, killed a Damien clone while we were at it - oh, yeah, they fucking cloned Damien and gave him an Oedipus complex at that - and the second you fixed Megan up. By the by, why are there fucking two of you now, and how the fuck did he manage to a bigger putrid fucking herpes-riddled cunt than you? So we fucking won, but the gay librarian wasn't content to just shut up and die, so he started trying to kill everybody or upgrade us or some shit. So I took him in for surgery, but then that Hispanic shit shoved his micropenis into my work and dragged us off to the ISSR base where your flaccid, drooping ugly fucking face showed up. You're welcome for keeping the fucker alive, by the way. Christ."

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:47 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:49 pm
Constaniana wrote:Is Calhoun still a citizen of any country? I vaguely remember Canada revoking his citizenship, but he didn't get it anywhere else, did he?

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:51 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:53 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Does one keep their citizenship into death?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:54 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Does one keep their citizenship into death?

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:05 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:20 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:24 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10401741
This interests me. Just because a sort of "native" African Hinduism is a bit of a unique concept. Even the Hindus in Mauritius and South Africa were Indian in origin, though there's been a shift in how they practise since.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:35 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10401741
This interests me. Just because a sort of "native" African Hinduism is a bit of a unique concept. Even the Hindus in Mauritius and South Africa were Indian in origin, though there's been a shift in how they practise since.
http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/m ... -land-hope
On the other hand, I thought Book of Mormon would have shown the LDS Church they should keep out of Africa.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Agritum » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:36 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/m ... -land-hope
On the other hand, I thought Book of Mormon would have shown the LDS Church they should keep out of Africa.
We took it as a challenge.

by Constaniana » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:37 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Agritum » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Agritum wrote:You heretics even built a temple in Rome. What's next, knocking on the door of St.Peter's Basilica and trying to convert Frank?
Ah yes, the Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God, also known as Frank.
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