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by Pan Asian Amercian Coalition » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:54 pm
by Herrebrugh » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:54 pm
Hydronium wrote:Zombie Jesus wrote:I have come back, with an army of zombies at my side. Soon, "salvation" will reach everyone in the form of "converting" your puny nations in to a new master race. A master race who will worship me forever. Soon, this world will be mine.
Ha. Hahaha. Haha.
I'm not laughing. This is just blatant anti-Christian trolling. Nobody thinks you're funny.
by Tyriece » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:54 pm
by Zombie Jesus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:54 pm
Agymnum wrote:Zombie Jesus wrote:
They were levitated out of there graves. Mortals and there obsession over literal meanings. I never did quite understand it.
How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?
by Seitonjin » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:55 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?
Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?
by Hydronium » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:55 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?
Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?
by Agymnum » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:55 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?
Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?
by Zombie Jesus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:57 pm
Agymnum wrote:Zombie Jesus wrote:
Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?
Well I'm interested in how they came to be. I mean, what if I want to resurrect my own undead army, how am I supposed to go about doing that?
by Next Washington » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:57 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
How does one levitate out of dirt? Did you have someone like dig them up ahead of time or did they pass through the dirt or did they claw their way out?
Okay, I got an army of dead guys ready to murder the rest of the world. Does it really matter how they came out of the ground?
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by The Serbian Empire » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:59 pm
by Horusland » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:01 pm
by Dakran » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:01 pm
Baltenstein wrote:Source:
The Turkish minister of Turkishness, Öztürk Türkuglu.
by Agymnum » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:02 pm
by Zombie Jesus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:02 pm
by Dengrazia » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:02 pm
NewHutch wrote:I prefer to follow the actual Jesus
Matthew 24:4,5.
"And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying [or admitting], I am the Christ; and shall deceive many."
Jesus' body never rotted but your a zombie, so ur not Jesus
Psalms 16:10
because you will not abandon me to the realm of the dead, you will not let your holy one (Jesus) see decay.
by Agymnum » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:03 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.
Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.
by Next Washington » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:03 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.
Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.
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by Zombie Jesus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:03 pm
Dakran wrote:Wouldn't it be the third coming? You came last apocalypse and all, this is your third visit isn't it?
by Next Washington » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:07 pm
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by Horusland » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:07 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Agymnum wrote:
What about immortals. We're a race of immortal cybernetic human-machine hybrids, after all... Please, share your wisdom, oh Great Zombie One.
Fine, we use Nuttela. Lots of Nuttela. The undead rise out of there graves just to eat Nuttela. This is how my army was formed.
by Zombie Jesus » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:08 pm
by Agymnum » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:08 pm
Zombie Jesus wrote:Don't consider it funny, again, there is no humor in my second coming. Only Judgement.
Although it was kinda funny.
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