OMGeverynameistaken wrote:@NM
In terms of history, the earliest event I can think of that I was involved in was the Acigoo War. Fun times. I recall the good old days when a two paragraph post was an epic saga, when black holes were flung around with impunity and when we still had good ol' Hive Fleet Immodius wandering around blowing up diplomatic meetings with his crazy tyranid suicide bomber people, then getting mad when people started refuses to allow him into diplomatic RPs.
Oh gods, I forgot about Acigoo. Weren't bits of it still showing up some time later as pocket superweapons, after it was... what, shot into the sun?
I actually got along well ICly with Immodius. I sold him slaves. He gave me lots of minerals. Never had to deal with the diplomatic issues, since Mekanta was already well-established on diplomatic shitlists even among ESUS members so I never saw that.
And while not strictly FT, I remember Hataria. I wonder what could have made me think of that.
I'd just like to, before I continue, link to this. The wank-power theorem.
(I wonder what could have made me link to that.)
... Get used to that joke. I intend to run it straight into the ground in the course of demonstrating that I feel threatened in my position by Akasha dropping the hard truth like a fresh beat and must now take the gloves off.
Also, guess why else. Insert link to flag here.
Vaxon wrote:NM, I read your entire response, and you're right. You don't know me.
No, but from what I'm seeing, I'm quite familiar with your type.
Thus why I've decided to stop being overly soft.
Vaxon wrote:You see, my friends and I have our own standards,
Vaxon wrote:Those are my standards, which most of my friends off - and on - site use.
Guess what? My friends and I write graphic rape scenes when they're necessary. That's not relevant to NS FT either. The "standards" your friends are used to do not magically become the standards here.
Vaxon wrote:And so, I am going to say Thank You for the advice, but perhaps, you'd like to join me and my friends and our standards.
Seeing as they're much more free than NS and Your standards. :)
Is not having a sense of scale, economics, and logistics a prerequisite, or does knowing how big a galaxy actually is or the actual scale of the known universe considered a faux pas?
Because here? There are people who know that stuff. And I prefer to get my jollies from schoolgirls rather than ridiculously inflated numbers for the sake trying to look cool.
Vaxon wrote:3 and a half galaxies is small. Most nations I know from off-site have RPed Empires spanning entire universes.
Most roleplay I've had involved being dwarves. Clearly, NS FT should be set in a dungeon, fighting a lich bent on completing his unholy ritual to raise his long-dead wife who died of old age, but being the murderhobos we are we just want to crush his phylactery and take his gold because whores don't work for free until, cue catch 22, you kill a lich.
Also, the realities of sociology, logistics, and simple scale make the idea of "roleplaying" something occupying a universe of comparable size to our own incredibly funny. It brings to mind a small child standing atop a hill shouting how his imaginary army has "a hundred billion million TRILLION GAZILLION soldiers" without being able to comprehend the magnitude of thousands in anything more than a basic abstract sense.
Look at Akasha's statement about the number of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy. A perfectly average galaxy.
This the Hubble Ultra-Deep Field, an ultra-high detail image of an absolutely tiny portion of the sky. Those are all galaxies. Like ours. There are more galaxies in the universe than there are stars in our galaxy.
And I repeat... Is lacking any kind of sense of scale a prerequisite for your group?
Vaxon wrote:Yeah, like the size of your platoons or warships... (the background ship is a normal cruiser compared to ours, the fronter most one.
And here we have the final validating statement for everything I've just said about your type.
"Look at the vast armies and giant ships aren't they COOOOOOOOOOOOL" presented with size as the determining point of quality.
Vaxon wrote:I feel FT Prime might be too underadvanced for my friends and I.
Sad, we were all hoping to try to join this at some point after we did a few RPs. :s
Translation: "Mean people won't loosen their standards or ignore logic to let us be the huge big guys we're used to being in our insular group without building up credibility."
There are nations that eat physics and shit cosmic horrors running around. There have been stellar scale engineering project that involved moving stars as part of a massive transit project. Underadvanced my arse. You're conflating blind number wank for the sake of big numbers, without any understanding of the framework by which things become huge, with advancement and deciding things are too restrictive because newbies who haven't made a name for themselves coming in claiming to be big badasses has never, ever turned out well, and this is a community that actually possesses a degree of pattern recognition.
The Akasha Colony wrote:As far as I'm aware, I don't know of any active nations that claim even one galaxy.
Neo-Mekanta presently claims-
The Akasha Colony wrote:any active
... Oh. Well, claiming and actually controlling are two completely different things, and the residents of the Milky Way would probably prefer to reject Neo-Mekanta's claims on them.
What? I decided to stop the previous joke, but I still have to make poor attempts at humor. It's part of being Mekanta.
Also, good commentary so far.
The Laxus Union wrote:I'm frustrated right now. Might as well go down to PMT or something. I don't want to sound like a newb within the community, but I'm trying to make something to be proud of.
The Laxus Union wrote:I'm just trying to create a FT nation that I feel I can use in RP's and feel as if I created something great.
The Laxus Union wrote:Sorry if you guys think I'm a newb(I kind of sound like one right now). I don't want to waste your time. If you want me to go, ill go.
Stay.
Everyone starts out new. Some of my early stuff, I'm glad got nuked when Jolt went.
People like you are why I prefer the term newblood. (That, and Tribes 2.)
You? You're an FT Newblood. You're new, but you know this and acknowledge it. You're willing to learn.
Vaxon? Newb.
Do you see a difference?
You don't need to be fuck-off huge to have something to be proud of. You don't need to have a bunch of physics-defying ultra-high tech materiel, or awe-inspiring ships. And yes, I'm aware of the irony of one of the cosmic horror nations saying this.
The Laxus Union wrote:I just set high standards for myself. That's kind of a problem.
With how many times I've vanished because I've said "THAT'S SHIT, TOSS IT" to a reply, I sympathize. As well as the overthinking.
Some brainstorming advice, since you seem reasonable unlike Old TFU- I mean Hataria- I mean Vaxon...
Read through this, if you haven't. It's Hard SF, but while you're reading, start thinking of answers to a lot of the situations posed and exposed in those articles. Remember, there's nothing inherently wrong with rule of cool, or breaking physics. And yeah, that link from Dubious Nations might help.
But the point is, start thinking of the setting of your nation first. Don't worry about size or power initially. Get the details of how it works. How do you do FTL? Little enslaved Cthulhu creatures that you electrocute to open wormholes? Basic warp drive? How are your ships and fleets structured, organizationally? Don't worry about getting everything down immediately, a good chunk of the fun can be seeing how things develop.
You're worried about fitting into the community, but you're already reminding me a lot of people who have come to become titans in their own right.
You're the type who will do fine. Try not to stress out about it, and just run a bit free. Hell, you can even do something completely silly, and still manage to have fun and be taken seriously around here. The only thing this community doesn't tend to tolerate, in all my years of both being part of it and being suspiciously absent until someone says my name, the only thing that tends to not be tolerated is blatant wank and refusal to learn or adapt.
OMGeverynameistaken wrote:I would certainly be interested in helping create some sort of crazy FT-Steampunk JAPAN IN SPEHS empire. I've done it before, albeit not in much detail :P
And breaking my grouping of people with their posts...
I have an FT nation based on the Touhou series. You have my gohei on this endeavor.




