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Postby The North Polish Union » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:10 am

Lol. This is the biggest swing vote I've ever seen in the WA. :p
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Postby Nordratic Polaris » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:29 am

What's the point of Comdemning someone if this is what it leads up to ?
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Postby Bodoboli Anovan Mission » Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:35 am

Nordratic Polaris wrote:What's the point of Comdemning someone if this is what it leads up to ?


Condemnations signify the WA's disgust with a nation. If they right their wrongs, then the condemnation is undeserved and therefore tends to be repealed.

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Postby Yelda » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:13 pm

Terravoss wrote:Really Kenny a Telegram campaign now? :rofl:

I particually loved this part:
Its arguments are weak and unconvincing (even the mods said as much when they responded to a legality check)


Seems funny since both Crazy, AND Sedge voted FOR it.

And now for all those who did not get the TG I present to you:

Apologies for the mass-mailing. I just wanted to drop you a quick line about the resolution currently at vote, Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny". It is my strong hope that you will vote AGAINST it.

Why would a nation be against the repeal of its own condemnation, you ask? Well, it's quite simple. It's just not good enough. Its arguments are weak and unconvincing (even the mods said as much when they responded to a legality check), its composition leaves much to be desired, and it demonstrates a distinct lack of understanding, both of the target nation (i.e., me) and the accusations lodged against it. SC mods warn members not to submit repeals that do not directly address the arguments in the resolution, and this repeal doesn't even come close to doing that. Instead, it just rattles off a list of good things my nation has supposedly done (while relying on easily changeable game mechanics like whether my nation is in the WA or not), and then shruggingly asserts that the accusations made in the actual condemnation mean nothing.

It is my considered belief that the very first condemnation of a nation to be passed by the WA -- and the admittedly brilliant prose of its author -- deserve a far better response than this. This sort of "commendation-as-repeal" argument only promotes lazy proposal-writing, and does the Security Council a profound disservice. I can be persuaded to support a repeal that actually does seek to address and disprove (rather than avoid) the charges against my nation, but this falls significantly short of the mark. I am voting against, and I pray that you'll join me.

But if you're already against this, you dislike me, you think I do deserve the scorn of the WA, or you just like the glimmer of the badge on my nation, more power to you, I guess. Vote early and often.

Thanks for hearing me out!
Kenny"


So lets run this down?

  1. You join the WA
  2. You change your pre title to try and discredit the repeal
  3. You alter AO's WFE
  4. You suppress the forum posts on AO's forum that I linked to, showing your plans to try and defeat this
  5. You accuse me of making this personal
  6. You get your cronies to try and either derail the thread, or turn this into me
  7. A TG campaign with stamps.

Did I miss anything?

All of this just proves more and more, that you know the original condemnation was weak, and this has a reasonably good chance of passing. Bravo Sir. As I have said before "I bow before your superior intellect". KHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1/10. Would not read again.

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Postby Alqania » Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:38 pm

"We are just all over the place in this debate, aren't we?" commented Princess Christine, the Alqanian Deputy Ambassador that rarely set foot within the Security Council. "The repeal author argues, or tries to argue, that the Kennyites are actually great and should be commended, yet the same repeal author complains about the Kennyites acting dishonourably with regards to this repeal. Frankly, I would have expected much more foul behaviour from the volatile and self-centred dolphin-killers than we have seen here. An author wanting to repeal their condemnation on the grounds that they ought to be commended instead should probably want to downplay conspiracies and underhanded tactics and focus on how the Kennyites do not live up to the reputation behind their condemnation."

"On a similar note, the Queendom, which does against better judgement maintain a semi-autonomous presence in Antarctic Oasis, is rather amused to hear in this debate the claims on the one hand that AO is some kind of democratic haven and on the other hand that AO nations are mere cronies or lackeys of the Kennyite administration - two characterisations that do seem mutually exclusive."

"Another reason given in this debate to support the repeal of the Kennyite condemnation, that is to support the idea that the Kennyites are not really that bad, is their alleged involvement in the Osiran affair. It amazes little naïve me that condemnable actions could apparently be used as arguments for why a nation should not be condemned. If the accusations levied against the Kennyites are true, then that would certainly be evidence in favour of them receiving the scorn and resentment of the international community."

"In conclusion: A dislike for a nation should be reason for its condemnation, not for repealing a condemnation or passing a commendation."
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 3:44 pm

Christom wrote:All this is, is another example of AO trying their damnedest to preserve the integrity of the WA.

Yeah, we do that a lot. And a thankless job it is too, with so many members being so easily won over by bullshit like this repeal. United Federation of Canada's proposals are a rare exception, however. Somehow the WA always knows enough to shoot those down. ;)
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Postby United Federation of Canada » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:37 pm

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:
Christom wrote:All this is, is another example of AO trying their damnedest to preserve the integrity of the WA.

Yeah, we do that a lot. And a thankless job it is too, with so many members being so easily won over by bullshit like this repeal. United Federation of Canada's proposals are a rare exception, however. Somehow the WA always knows enough to shoot those down. ;)


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Postby Retired WerePenguins » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:49 pm

You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned. :twisted:
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Postby Ponderosa » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:50 pm

Retired WerePenguins wrote:You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned. :twisted:


The name's jinxed! The Snatchers are coming!
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Postby United Federation of Canada » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:54 pm

Retired WerePenguins wrote:You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned. :twisted:


Yeah, I might do something that will "Totally blow your mind!" right?

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Postby Yelda » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:02 pm

United Federation of Canada wrote:
Retired WerePenguins wrote:You know Omigodtheykilledkenny, you should never mention a demon's name. They always magically appear whenever their name is mentioned. :twisted:


Yeah, I might do something that will "Totally blow your mind!" right?

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Postby Retired WerePenguins » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:30 pm

United Federation of Canada wrote:Yeah, I might do something that will "Totally blow your mind!" right?

Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Thanks, I now have a new nickname for you ... if you can get the reference.
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Postby The Lorians » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:13 pm

Whatever the merits of his cause, everyone here certainly must at least concede that Omgtheykilledkenny has been running a stellar and effective campaign against this proposal.
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:44 pm

The Eternal Kawaii wrote:In the Name of the Eternal Kawaii, may the Cute One be praised

We rise in outraged opposition to this repeal. We can think of no other nation in this Assembly more worthy of condemnation than the renegade leaders of Omigodtheykilledkenny. Might we remind the delegates that during a national crisis, our nation was the victim of a dastardly sneak-attack by Kennyite forces under the false pretext of preventing our nation from acquiring weapons of mass destruction. OMGTKK has yet to pay reparations for the destruction they caused in that imposed war. And to further their affrontary, they have the gall to keep a known war criminal, Commander Jenny Chiang, on their ambassadorial staff in this assembly. For her deeds in the war OMGTKK unleashed upon our nation, Commander Chiang has been charged with the desecration of Kawaiian shrines and the murder of Sanrio kittens, acts which she has publicly boasted of.

Esteemed delegates, is THIS the sort of people we should see fit to readmit into the company of respectable nation-states? We should think not!

As it happened, the "known war criminal" (now Captain Chiang) just happened to be sitting in on the repeal debate, adorned in her finest, kinkiest-looking leatherwear, rolling her eyes at the latest nonsensical accusations to be lodged against her and her nation by the Kawaiian diehards. Flashing a most evil smile at their delegation, she calmly rose to offer her response (all the time keeping a vigilant eye out for any overzealous ICC official who might have been attending that day's conference, poised to arrest her over the Kawaiians' frivolous claims):

Thank you, Nuncia, for that most enlightened history lesson about your screwy nation and its even screwier Kitten Revolution -- which you idiots still managed to lose despite lacking any actual, sapient opponents. And thank you once again for reminding us that no good deed goes unpunished, even when a perfectly well-meaning country like ours seeks to send in a few harmless peacekeepers to restore order and help you dismantle your nation's illegal nuclear-weapons program, just because a few of those penguin paratroopers we selflessly dispatched to your homeland accidentally exploded once they landed in your capital city. When are you guys finally going to let that go? I mean, really. It's been eight years! Even when we try to raise your embattled countrymen's spirits -- like we did with that pop concert we graciously held in Sanrio City to try to calm everybody down and relax your psychotic rampaging kittens -- it's still not enough! Well, you can't blame us for trying, I guess. And as a goodwill gesture, just to show there are no hard feelings, we have arranged a very special treat for you. She was such a smash hit when she performed in your country the last time, we just had to bring her back for some more. Here she is, all the way from Los Angeles, California, ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!

Rousing cheers, drowning out just a little more jeers than were necessary, greeted the songtress's sudden surprise appearance in the Council chambers, as she energetically rushed down the aisle and bounded up the steps to the dais, her band already having set up as the captain was speaking. Enthusiastically, she grabbed the microphone to try to rev up the crowd: "Whoo! World Assembly Security Council! How are you all doing?!...You know, some people like to look down on the great nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny...that's right. They try to mock us and belittle us and put us down, just because we invaded just a few harmless nations looking for nonexistent weapons of mass destruction, or because our troops sexually assaulted just a few of their countries' busty prostitutes, or because our ex-president snorted just a little bit of cocaine off their princess's breasts -- or even because our region gave sanctuary to just a few little Osiran usurpers." She paused for laughter. "And then, there are guys like the delegation from Terravoss--" (she paused again to wave at them: "Oo, there you are! Aren't you guys adorable?!") "--who try to insult us in a more subtle and underhanded way, by trying to say that we're just too nice for this Council to pay any mind to, that we're not really a threat to anyone, that maybe we wouldn't be better off being Commended by the WA..." A chorus of boos rang out across the assembly chamber, showing the audience's displeasure of the repeal and the delegation proposing it. "By the way guys, for future reference," Ashlee continued, turning slightly to show the Terravossians her posterior: "this--" (slap) "is your ass, and this" (point) "is your elbow!" More cheering. "But only we know what kind of people the Kennyites really are, right?" Cheers. "We're not nice. We're not nonthreatening. We're not good. In fact, we might be just a little bit..."

More cheers rang out as the band immediately launched into a reverent rendition of Michael Jackson's "Bad," and Ms. Simpson treated all attending to a sample of her lovely "singing voice":


YOUR BUTT IS OURS!
GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT!
JUST SHOW YOUR FACE!
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
WE'RE TELLING YOU!
ON HOW WE FEEL!
GONNA HURT YOUR MIND!
DON'T SHOOT TO KILL!
COME ON, COME ON!
LAY IT ON ME, ALRIGHT!

The crowd continued to roar, even through this unbearable cover, about as lame and uninspired as -- well, you know. Undeterred, Simpson's awful tone-deaf screeching carried on thus, sure to trigger any Sanrio kitten's impulse for destruction, were any around:

WELL THEY SAY THE SKY'S THE LIMIT--
AND TO US THAT'S REALLY TRUE--
BUT MY FRIEND YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING--
JUST WAIT TILL WE GET THROUGH--

BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!!!! WE'RE BAD!!! COME ON!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!!! WE'RE BAD!!! YOU KNOW IT!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!! WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW--
AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO ANSWER RIGHT NOW--
JUST TO TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN--

"Ow!" came an interjection from the rear of the chamber, as delegates turned to behold a slim, well-built fellow, wearing a Fedora hat and a single, sequined glove, moonwalking effortlessly down the aisle as Simpson and band continued to play. He stopped and broke into a Jackson-esque jig as he reached the delegation from the Eternal Kawaii, neatly punctuating his dance with a swift kick to a Kawaiian diplomat's nuts. The audience groaned sympathetically, as the Kennyite proceeded down the aisle toward the Crissian contingent:

BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW IT!

The nutkicking ambassador danced his way over the Stark delegation, this time shouting over the din: "Yo, it's a great day for a Red Wedding, punks!"

YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! (Kick. Groan.) COME ON!

And so the melee persisted, with Ashlee Simpson assaulting the Councilmembers' eardrums and Susa assaulting their family jewels. At one point, Ashlee paused to make a shout-out to a friendly delegation in the crowd, only to hear her own voice still singing along with the band, and thus thoroughly embarrassed, she just stopped trying and began to dance an odd little jig up on the stage. Charitably, however, the audience barely seemed to notice, as Susa danced up to the prime culprit, the Terravossian ambassador, grasped his shoulders firmly, kneed him cleanly and painfully once in the groin, and once more for good measure.

...WHO'S BAD?
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Postby Abacathea » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:13 am

Retired WerePenguins wrote:
United Federation of Canada wrote:Yeah, I might do something that will "Totally blow your mind!" right?

Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Thanks, I now have a new nickname for you ... if you can get the reference.


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I so get it

Although UFoC isn't an assassin matriarchy...
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Postby Nexum » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:17 am

Robotus Paul, having previously entered the Security Council chambers, and having pounded his fists strongly, and repeatedly, chanting "Against" repeatedly, and anxiously, for nearly twenty minutes, had long departed back to his palace in The Soup of Corruption.

Some days later, a large, monstrous, futuristic, fiesta red stretch limousine arrives, fully armored, with what appear to be ICBM nuclear warheads painted on each side with a blazing, golden fired painted around them. The windows are tinted completely black, and there are speculations as to whether Robotus Paul will emerge. The back of the stretch limo has a falsified diplomatic license plate that reads "DFENSE", although the front plate is of standard issue to member states. The monstrous limousine pulls up to the front entrance of the World Assembly Security Council slowly, while blasting the new proposed Nexum National Anthem which is on Agenda #5483987a.b52 pending committee in the Nexum Parliament.

A rough translation has been made, which no one can be sure of...
"Our brains were destroyed when the cyborgs ruled once,
And never again shall the cyborgs rule twice,
Our minds were obliged when we came to decide,
Almighty Ro-bot-us Paul shall lead us, not divide!
Our nation still stands to this mighty day,
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We laugh at the leaders who write with a pen!
Our technology is mighty,
Our will is so strong,
We shall not be beaten,
In this early dawn"
(LISTEN TO SONG)

The song drones on for several minutes. An unknown man, with a rhinestoned glove, rumored to be Robotus Paul, rolls down the window slightly, and leaves a note. While the monstrous beast of a limousine took thirty minutes to drive a few feet through the parking space, it speeds off at high velocity.

The note reads, "WE CHANGED OUR MIND. THE VOTE IS FOR."

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Postby The Palentine » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:37 am

Sigh! I really didn't want to come back over to this foul den of inequity and depravity. I really have better things to do with my time, like hobnailing my liver in the Strangers Bar, ogling the Thessadorian ambassador, and playing Ride the Kinky Pony with catgirls of loose and negotiable virtue. Insted I(as what passes to be an elder statesman in the AO) must come over here to defend the condemnation of my region's Bossman(and don't think i'll forget this anytime soon, Kenny). I urge all nations to vote against this repeal, and i'll tell you why.

Anyway I've been associated with the AO, and its region's founder since nearly the very begining of the region(since 2005). And in all that time since the days of that august body that must not be mentioned till today there has NEVER been a more deserving nation to be condemned by the Festering Snakepit that the Kennyites. Don't let the current WFE kid you, dear ambassadors. Kenny has been in the forefront of making the AO the haven of wickedness, evil, and depravity that we natives know and love. From encouraging the enslavement of the regions native sentients(ie Penguins), to performing illegal weaponization experiments on said sentients, to all kinds of illegal weapon tests in the frozen wastelands, the Kennyites have always taken the lead. The Kennyites have also warmly welcome every tinpot dictator and mad scientist to the AO with open arms. And to further show their malace towards all, a few years ago the Kennyites hired Murray the Evil Skull to be the region's official greeter/bouncer.

The Kennyites cheerfully invaded not only Kawaii, but the harmeless islands of Tiki-Taki as well. The arguement for the latter was also to find illegal developed WMDs, but in reality was because the female natives of Tiki-taki are beautiful, scantily dressed, and very friendly if you get my meaning(and I think you do).

Furthermore, what about the utter contempt his nation holds for the festering snakepit and its ambassadors. The Kennyite Sec'y of State, Jack Riley, once cat-napped Bast(Dicey Reilly's associate and familiar). And of course let us not forget Thessadoria. Only the Kennyites, and especially their former president Manuelo Fernanda, are an even bigger ogler and harrasser of their ambassador than I.The Kennyites also declared that the Snakepit and the SC is nothing more than a reality TV Show. And to add forther insult, they sent a Xt-Tap jhihadist to be the Kennyite Ambassador to the snakepit. Thank God ol' Susa is so inept or else we've been blown sky high more than once. I also don't want to remind the ambassadors about Captian Jenny Chiang<shudder>.

I could go on, but I really must go as I've an appointment with a rather buxom and randy catgirl. see you in the funny papers.

Excelsior,
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Postby Habababaslavia » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:11 am

Can I get some information about how this all started? Like how the Condemnation was implemented, or what for? It sounds like he doesn't mind the condemnation

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Postby Crazy girl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:15 am

Yelda wrote:
Terravoss wrote:
Really Kenny a Telegram campaign now? :rofl:

I particually loved this part:

Seems funny since both Crazy, AND Sedge voted FOR it.

And now for all those who did not get the TG I present to you:



So lets run this down?

  1. You join the WA
  2. You change your pre title to try and discredit the repeal
  3. You alter AO's WFE
  4. You suppress the forum posts on AO's forum that I linked to, showing your plans to try and defeat this
  5. You accuse me of making this personal
  6. You get your cronies to try and either derail the thread, or turn this into me
  7. A TG campaign with stamps.

Did I miss anything?

All of this just proves more and more, that you know the original condemnation was weak, and this has a reasonably good chance of passing. Bravo Sir. As I have said before "I bow before your superior intellect". KHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1/10. Would not read again.

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0/10. At least he was adding to the discussion, maybe you should try posting something constructive. Also, if you quote a large post, spoiler it.

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Postby Abacathea » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:33 am

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:
The Eternal Kawaii wrote:In the Name of the Eternal Kawaii, may the Cute One be praised

We rise in outraged opposition to this repeal. We can think of no other nation in this Assembly more worthy of condemnation than the renegade leaders of Omigodtheykilledkenny. Might we remind the delegates that during a national crisis, our nation was the victim of a dastardly sneak-attack by Kennyite forces under the false pretext of preventing our nation from acquiring weapons of mass destruction. OMGTKK has yet to pay reparations for the destruction they caused in that imposed war. And to further their affrontary, they have the gall to keep a known war criminal, Commander Jenny Chiang, on their ambassadorial staff in this assembly. For her deeds in the war OMGTKK unleashed upon our nation, Commander Chiang has been charged with the desecration of Kawaiian shrines and the murder of Sanrio kittens, acts which she has publicly boasted of.

Esteemed delegates, is THIS the sort of people we should see fit to readmit into the company of respectable nation-states? We should think not!

As it happened, the "known war criminal" (now Captain Chiang) just happened to be sitting in on the repeal debate, adorned in her finest, kinkiest-looking leatherwear, rolling her eyes at the latest nonsensical accusations to be lodged against her and her nation by the Kawaiian diehards. Flashing a most evil smile at their delegation, she calmly rose to offer her response (all the time keeping a vigilant eye out for any overzealous ICC official who might have been attending that day's conference, poised to arrest her over the Kawaiians' frivolous claims):

Thank you, Nuncia, for that most enlightened history lesson about your screwy nation and its even screwier Kitten Revolution -- which you idiots still managed to lose despite lacking any actual, sapient opponents. And thank you once again for reminding us that no good deed goes unpunished, even when a perfectly well-meaning country like ours seeks to send in a few harmless peacekeepers to restore order and help you dismantle your nation's illegal nuclear-weapons program, just because a few of those penguin paratroopers we selflessly dispatched to your homeland accidentally exploded once they landed in your capital city. When are you guys finally going to let that go? I mean, really. It's been eight years! Even when we try to raise your embattled countrymen's spirits -- like we did with that pop concert we graciously held in Sanrio City to try to calm everybody down and relax your psychotic rampaging kittens -- it's still not enough! Well, you can't blame us for trying, I guess. And as a goodwill gesture, just to show there are no hard feelings, we have arranged a very special treat for you. She was such a smash hit when she performed in your country the last time, we just had to bring her back for some more. Here she is, all the way from Los Angeles, California, ASHLEE SIMPSON!!!

Rousing cheers, drowning out just a little more jeers than were necessary, greeted the songtress's sudden surprise appearance in the Council chambers, as she energetically rushed down the aisle and bounded up the steps to the dais, her band already having set up as the captain was speaking. Enthusiastically, she grabbed the microphone to try to rev up the crowd: "Whoo! World Assembly Security Council! How are you all doing?!...You know, some people like to look down on the great nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny...that's right. They try to mock us and belittle us and put us down, just because we invaded just a few harmless nations looking for nonexistent weapons of mass destruction, or because our troops sexually assaulted just a few of their countries' busty prostitutes, or because our ex-president snorted just a little bit of cocaine off their princess's breasts -- or even because our region gave sanctuary to just a few little Osiran usurpers." She paused for laughter. "And then, there are guys like the delegation from Terravoss--" (she paused again to wave at them: "Oo, there you are! Aren't you guys adorable?!") "--who try to insult us in a more subtle and underhanded way, by trying to say that we're just too nice for this Council to pay any mind to, that we're not really a threat to anyone, that maybe we wouldn't be better off being Commended by the WA..." A chorus of boos rang out across the assembly chamber, showing the audience's displeasure of the repeal and the delegation proposing it. "By the way guys, for future reference," Ashlee continued, turning slightly to show the Terravossians her posterior: "this--" (slap) "is your ass, and this" (point) "is your elbow!" More cheering. "But only we know what kind of people the Kennyites really are, right?" Cheers. "We're not nice. We're not nonthreatening. We're not good. In fact, we might be just a little bit..."

More cheers rang out as the band immediately launched into a reverent rendition of Michael Jackson's "Bad," and Ms. Simpson treated all attending to a sample of her lovely "singing voice":


YOUR BUTT IS OURS!
GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT!
JUST SHOW YOUR FACE!
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
WE'RE TELLING YOU!
ON HOW WE FEEL!
GONNA HURT YOUR MIND!
DON'T SHOOT TO KILL!
COME ON, COME ON!
LAY IT ON ME, ALRIGHT!

The crowd continued to roar, even through this unbearable cover, about as lame and uninspired as -- well, you know. Undeterred, Simpson's awful tone-deaf screeching carried on thus, sure to trigger any Sanrio kitten's impulse for destruction, were any around:

WELL THEY SAY THE SKY'S THE LIMIT--
AND TO US THAT'S REALLY TRUE--
BUT MY FRIEND YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING--
JUST WAIT TILL WE GET THROUGH--

BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!!!! WE'RE BAD!!! COME ON!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!!! WE'RE BAD!!! YOU KNOW IT!
YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD!! WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW--
AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO ANSWER RIGHT NOW--
JUST TO TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN--

"Ow!" came an interjection from the rear of the chamber, as delegates turned to behold a slim, well-built fellow, wearing a Fedora hat and a single, sequined glove, moonwalking effortlessly down the aisle as Simpson and band continued to play. He stopped and broke into a Jackson-esque jig as he reached the delegation from the Eternal Kawaii, neatly punctuating his dance with a swift kick to a Kawaiian diplomat's nuts. The audience groaned sympathetically, as the Kennyite proceeded down the aisle toward the Crissian contingent:

BECAUSE WE'RE BAD!! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! YOU KNOW IT!

The nutkicking ambassador danced his way over the Stark delegation, this time shouting over the din: "Yo, it's a great day for a Red Wedding, punks!"

YOU KNOW WE'RE BAD! (Kick! Groan.) WE'RE BAD!! (Kick. Groan.) COME ON!

And so the melee persisted, with Ashlee Simpson assaulting the Councilmembers' eardrums and Susa assaulting their family jewels. At one point, Ashlee paused to make a shout-out to a friendly delegation in the crowd, only to hear her own voice still singing along with the band, and thus thoroughly embarrassed, she just stopped trying and began to dance an odd little jig up on the stage. Charitably, however, the audience barely seemed to notice, as Susa danced up to the prime culprit, the Terravossian ambassador, grasped his shoulders firmly, kneed him cleanly and painfully once in the groin, and once more for good measure.

...WHO'S BAD?


This right here, is exactly why Kenny deserves this accolade. They're so delightfully bad. And yet fun to watch. I might even start funding Kennyite activities if they're going to prove to be this entertaining to watch.
G.A #236; Renewable Energy Installations (Repealed)
G.A #239; Vehicle Emissions Convention (Repealed).
G.A #257; Reducing Automobile Emissions (Repealed).
G.A #263; Uranium Mining Standards Act
G.A #279; Right of Emigration
G.A #292; Nuclear Security Convention
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G.A #363; Preservation of Artefacts (repealed)
S.C #118; Commend SkyDip
S.C #120; Commend Mousebumples
S.C #122; Condemn Gest
S.C #124; Commend Bears Armed
S.C #125; Commend The Bruce
S.C #126; Commend Sanctaria
S.C #131: Commend NewTexas
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S.C #136; Repeal "Liberate St Abbaddon" (Co-Author)
S.C #143; Commend Hobbesistan
S.C #146; Repeal "Liberate Hogwarts"

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Omigodtheykilledkenny
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Postby Omigodtheykilledkenny » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:53 am

Crazy girl wrote:
Yelda wrote:
1/10. Would not read again.

Post less.


0/10. At least he was adding to the discussion, maybe you should try posting something constructive. Also, if you quote a large post, spoiler it.

Way over your head there, I see, since that was precisely Yelda's point: that continually marveling over players' amazing ability to send telegrams and change game settings is not "adding to the discussion"; rather, it's just mindless quibbling over trivial irrelevancies that have nothing to do with the resolution we're voting on.
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Sedgistan
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Postby Sedgistan » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:11 pm

A telegram campaign on a proposal is fair game to discuss in that proposal's thread. Terravoss's contributions to the debate haven't been great, but that post was more useful than Yelda's.

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Yelda
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Postby Yelda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:32 pm

Sedgistan wrote:A telegram campaign on a proposal is fair game to discuss in that proposal's thread. Terravoss's contributions to the debate haven't been great, but that post was more useful than Yelda's.


I was trying to be constructive. I advised United Federation of Canada to post less. :)
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Crazy girl
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Postby Crazy girl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:05 pm

Here is some advice to you, then. Discuss the proposal, instead of attacking other players with childish jibes and picspam.

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Yelda
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Yelda » Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:20 pm

Crazy girl wrote:Here is some advice to you, then. Discuss the proposal, instead of attacking other players with childish jibes and picspam.

Okay. :)


(you're kinda cute when you're being all authoritative and stuff)
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