Dear sir/madame,
International Anti-Terror Alliance, hear our plea. Mambiya is a troubled nation. We must face the fact that we are in a perpetual state of civil war within our jungles, which is filled with terrorizing warlords, horrible slave mining operations, and escaped criminal refugees from all around the world. We are willing to construct IATA buildings in all of our states, one building within a county. We must know now whether you are truly a peace keeping organization capable of assisting the people of Mambiya with their current problem.
We will fill join the IATA if you can guarantee assistance in our struggles.Signed,