The Eternal Thread: More Sequels than Jason & Michael Myers!

[Qazox]

Dude lost my viginity in '89.

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

[Thafoo]

Jealous I got laid before I turned 13?

YOU GOT LAID BEFORE AGE 13?

Wow. That's just amazing and ridiculous at the same time. I don't really believe that, but I do, if you know what I mean. (Not the meme version of that saying.)

No pressure, Slem, but at this rate, you're about a year late. Pick up the pace.

[Vareiln]

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

DAMMIT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!

[Disserbia]

Holy shit that the year before I was born. Hi dad.

You're a 90 baby too, Dissy?

Yup! 1990 best year to be born!

[Savao]

Best medicine for you my friend is to lay of the caffeine and substances and do some yoga, meditation, and or biking. I think there may be a link to that.

I do biking and meditation. c:

Lay off the caffeine then. Switch to more softer and healthier alternatives. And you don't drink energy drinks do you? If you do, lay it off as well. But don't lay it off all at once because you'll go through withdrawal which is worse.

And good. Exercise is very good c:

[Qazox]

Dude lost my viginity in '89.

Holy shit that the year before I was born. Hi dad.

Doubt it.

[Havl]

Yikes. How does one adequately rest a hamstring? Wouldn't that require either a wheelchair or 100% bedrest?

Not quite, It's elevating the leg for a few days and using ice ever so often to keep swelling down. Compression seems to assist in the healing process.

The old RICE approach? I should tell her to try that again. She makes fun of me because I tend to RICE every minor injury.

[Thafoo]

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

...where is the nearest container I can vomit in?

[New Maldorainia]

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

Too much info

[Slembana]

YOU GOT LAID BEFORE AGE 13?

Wow. That's just amazing and ridiculous at the same time. I don't really believe that, but I do, if you know what I mean. (Not the meme version of that saying.)

No pressure, Slem, but at this rate, you're about a year late. Pick up the pace.

I don't wanna screw anybody because:
*I got nobody to screw.
*I don't want to get caught by the police.

[Thafoo]

I do biking and meditation. c:

Lay off the caffeine then. Switch to more softer and healthier alternatives. And you don't drink energy drinks do you? If you do, lay it off as well. But don't lay it off all at once because you'll go through withdrawal which is worse.

And good. Exercise is very good c:

Energy drinks bad. Soda bad.

I can't believe I'm taking health tips from a 16 year old.

[Savao]

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

Shoo. You're drunk.

[Thafoo]

No pressure, Slem, but at this rate, you're about a year late. Pick up the pace.

I don't wanna screw anybody because:
*I got nobody to screw.
*I don't want to get caught by the police.

Are you afraid that French police officer woman will get you?

[Havl]

Damn! In the back of a Trans Am, I assume.

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

Yes. Were you listening to Huey Lewis or Bon Jovi?

[New Maldorainia]

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

Shoo. You're drunk.

And your Maud

[Gidgetisms]

I'm ok, btw everybody

[Disserbia]

Oldfag.

Jealous I got laid before I turned 13?

Thank you for making me feel better about myself.

[The Serbian Empire]

Not quite, It's elevating the leg for a few days and using ice ever so often to keep swelling down. Compression seems to assist in the healing process.

The old RICE approach? I should tell her to try that again. She makes fun of me because I tend to RICE every minor injury.

Exactly, the compression I did yesterday seemed to do wonders. I think I might wrap it with a compression bandage tomorrow while I rest again during my brother's graduation party.

[Qazox]

Nope, summer camp.

And it was a girl, who was 14, and her name was Emily.

And it was in the pool supply shed.

Any other questions?

...where is the nearest container I can vomit in?

*hands over pool cleaning bucket* here ya go.

[Thafoo]

Oldfag.

Jealous I got laid before I turned 13?

Is this a good time to tell you that you're a daddy?

[Savao]

Lay off the caffeine then. Switch to more softer and healthier alternatives. And you don't drink energy drinks do you? If you do, lay it off as well. But don't lay it off all at once because you'll go through withdrawal which is worse.

And good. Exercise is very good c:

Energy drinks bad. Soda bad.

I can't believe I'm taking health tips from a 16 year old.

Heheh. Well I just know these things. Common sense and self experimentation.

Well it runs in my family. Stay fit or get punished. I'm the least fit in my family, just sayin'.

[Hathradic States]

Oldfag.

Jealous I got laid before I turned 13?

I am not the only one!

[Qazox]

I'm ok, btw everybody

yay!

[New Maldorainia]

Jealous I got laid before I turned 13?

Thank you for making me feel better about myself.

But you are still a traitor.

[Coffee Cakes]

You're a 90 baby too, Dissy?

Yup! 1990 best year to be born!

For sure Dissy!