War-a cry for help

[Alitaria]

An armed hit squad can be shipped easily.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Excerpt from SIN(Shinkadomayaka Important News) Broadcast

7,500 soldiers stormed a major Camponland government office. They have captured several high ranking politicians and are "interrogating" them to find out the whereabouts of the president. The exact method of interrogation is unknown, but it is no doubt extremely painful.

[Spetsnazastan]

I would pay 10,000,000 USD for the HEAD of the head of state.

Be that way, I wanted to make it slow.

[Sol-kar]

k, there HAS to be ways i can get something outa this, if anyone finds any prisons, can they capture the prisoners? i will pay top dollar for em!

I found a school with 800 children, do they count as prisoners?

Spetsnazastan would like to issue a reward of 10,000,000 USD for the head of state of Camponland alive.

any that have broken Imperial law are considered criminals to us, are there any perverts or gang people in the school?

just take pics of all the people and send em to us, we can figure out if they are bad or not

[City of Norfolk]

We are planning to assasinate the camponland president Matthew Hatol but we need a hit squad from other nation.

we're the ones for the job friend, just give the order.

[Alitaria]

Alitaria wrote:
I would pay 10,000,000 USD for the HEAD of the head of state.


Extra for the rest as well?

No, just for the head. Ok, I would give you the body and head, still alive, as long as it was slow.

[Shinkadomayaka]

No! I have a great idea for torturing him! It involves battery acid, salt, a razor, a piece of cake, and a saw!

[Vetok]

We are planning to assasinate the camponland president Matthew Hatol but we need a hit squad from other nation.

we're the ones for the job friend, just give the order.

Why don't we all put in a pin in the map of Camponland, and each of us drops a nuclear weapon where we put our pin? We'll get him eventually.

[Sol-kar]

Lol, the person who started the war isnt even bothering to post, haha!

[Fwingodonia]

City of norfolk do it

[Minami Atollia]

As the first wave of the army Shinkadomayaka had sent(5,000 soldiers) reached Camponland's borders, the slaughter began. They began going through the country, killing all enemies they met, heading for the capital, while more troops entered the country and repeated the process.

Minami Atollia Condemns Shinkadomayaka
We find it appalling that you kill so many innocent civilians simply for being in Camponland. We issue a full condemnation towards your actions.

OOC: Quote "Enemies". That means if the citizens surrendered they would be allowed to live, and given the option to move to Shinkadomayaka. However, if they resisted and tried to attack the army, they would be executed.

If your country was being attacked, youd resist wouldnt you?

Oh, and a squad of Minami that landed by the patrol boats has given guns and ammo to civilians around a community you are slaughtering. We feel that it is unfair to slaughter unarmed civilians.

How about we just deploy my subliminal message units? They'll surrender easily, quickly and quietly...

We know firsthand how effective those things are, so we agree for the use of them.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Excerpt from SIN(Shinkadomayaka Important News) Broadcast

After the successful interrogation of several key members of the Camponland government, Shinkadomayakan forces have successfully apprehended the president of Camponland! Debating is currently going on to figure out the exact method of torture. All recommendations are welcome!

[Sol-kar]

Excerpt from SIN(Shinkadomayaka Important News) Broadcast

After the successful interrogation of several key members of the Camponland government, Shinkadomayakan forces have successfully apprehended the president of Camponland! Debating is currently going on to figure out the exact method of torture. All recommendations are welcome!

we shall pay you a half a billion dollars for the man!

[Vetok]

Lol, the person who started the war isnt even bothering to post, haha!

He realised what a can of kick-arse he's opened.

[Camponland]

We## ar# #he las# of th# camponlands government %^%$^ and we ha#e to use an an%$$ent radio

[Sol-kar]

Lol, the person who started the war isnt even bothering to post, haha!

He realised what a can of kick-arse he's opened.

yep

is all this real? i mean, by now he has been invaded, bombed, nuked, been sent subliminal messages, everything possible!

[Shinkadomayaka]

Excerpt from SIN(Shinkadomayaka Important News) Broadcast

After the successful interrogation of several key members of the Camponland government, Shinkadomayakan forces have successfully apprehended the president of Camponland! Debating is currently going on to figure out the exact method of torture. All recommendations are welcome!

we shall pay you a half a billion dollars for the man!

I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I gave up the chance to torture the a**hole myself. After we're done, we can transport him to you if you like. He should still be alive. We like to drag out the torture.

[Vetok]

We## ar# #he las# of th# camponlands government %^%$^ and we ha#e to use an an%$$ent radio

For the sake of your people, just give up!

[Hardenburgh]

This is really boring - why do you have to go to war - negotiations , negotiations , negotiations is what I say - we had a war today without a shot being fired , just a lot of military posturing

[Sol-kar]

Excerpt from SIN(Shinkadomayaka Important News) Broadcast

After the successful interrogation of several key members of the Camponland government, Shinkadomayakan forces have successfully apprehended the president of Camponland! Debating is currently going on to figure out the exact method of torture. All recommendations are welcome!

we shall pay you a half a billion dollars for the man!

I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I gave up the chance to torture the a**hole myself. After we're done, we can transport him to you if you like. He should still be alive. We like to drag out the torture.

alright, that will work fine, thank you

[Vetok]

This is really boring - why do you have to go to war - negotiations , negotiations , negotiations is what I say - we had a war today without a shot being fired , just a lot of military posturing

That's the best kind of war isn't it?

[Shinkadomayaka]

Update on the President's torture:

So far, the President has had the skin on the bottom of his feet taken off by a razor, then forced to walk across salt and battery acid, then lemon juice squeezed on them.. After this, he was given medical treatment to avoid him dying before more treatment could be done.

[City of Norfolk]

The large cargo hold of the lumbering C-130 rocked as it hit the invisible waves of wind in the air. The clouds blotted out the moon tonight, creating a near pitch black surrounding. Good for both the pilots and their valuable cargo. Inside was SEAL Team 6, the best of the best in swift "in and out" operations, especially extraction and assassination.

The hold was lit by a single bright red light on the upper side of the hold. Under its illumination, a single man, about 6'2'', stood up from the chairs attached to the sides.

"Alright guys, our mission is simple and to the point, we go in, we apprehend the suspect, we get out. Quick, simple, fast. If the package is close to escaping, you have permission to drop him. Remember everything you've already been through, leave no one behind, everyone come homes alive to a big party...hooah?"

The rest of the 9 men team replied with an echoing "HOOAH"

The door to the cockpit opened slightly.

"10 minutes!" shouted the navigator over the low roar of the engine.

"Alright guys, lets say our prayers and lock and load."

[Camponland]

We will su4$ender if we c£n g* free.

[Hydra Dominatus]

STOP THE WAR!


We haven't napalmed the place to oblivion yet!