NATION

PASSWORD

World Cup of Hockey 21 - Everything Thread

A battle ground for the sportsmen and women of nations worldwide. [In character]

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Aquitayne
Senator
 
Posts: 3923
Founded: Jun 24, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Aquitayne » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:22 pm

Image


Aquitayne Strikes Back!


Image

Team Captain, Geoffry Seigler, stares down the cameras after scoring the final, and winning goal of the match.












Image


ARENA CENTER, Thrilledge, ANN - Aquitayne rebounds after another loss to Narsora to regain posture in Group 9 standings.

Yesterday, Aquitayne suffered from its second consecutive defeat in its first World Cup of Hockey premier. The first loss of the tourny against Kelssek upset many Aquitaynians, but the additional 1 - 0 loss against Narsora was completely unexpected and also shook Aquitaynian hockey fans to their core. Not only had Aquitayne lost two matches in a row, it had also dropped to the very bottom of the Group 9 standings, going instantly from 2nd place - and a guaranteed shot in the playoffs - to second to last in the group.

Many Aquitaynian fans had given up hope that we would be reaching the playoffs in our first premier, and perhaps making a name for ourselves internationally. It was a dream many hoped could come true in this first tournament, the debut of the Aquitaynian National Hockey Team, and it all seemed to be instantly ripped away in that match against Narsora. It looked as though the Aquitaynian offense couldn't get anything working; the comradeship could easily be seen falling apart, and likewise the teamwork that had worked so well in the beginning of the WCoH began to fail.

However, through all of the adversity and the challenges, Aquitayne bounced back tonight to grip a 5 to 4 victory over Thrilledge. The game last night was played with extreme diversity and a lot of powerful offensive strikes from Aquitayne, as well as solid defense and a good momentum that was kept throughout the match. Likewise, Thrilledge also kept up good momentum throughout the game, which would result in the high scoring chances that occurred in the game. Aquitayne would strike first in the game for the first time in the tournament, leading the game 1 - 0 by the middle of the First Period. Aquitaynian defense began heavy assault on the Thrilledge forwards, oftentimes smashing them into the boards.


Image
Our fans
are unlike
any other in
the world. They're
supportive,
unconditionally loving,
but still strict and firm
in what they want to see
done.

It seems as though Coach Molotsky has found that a more physical type of play for the Aquitaynian National Team goes a lot further than simple agility and stamina. Crushing the opponent seems to give a moral boost to the players, and it also breaks up the opposing teams movement and playmaking abilities. Towards the end of the first period, Thrilledge would strike back to take a 2 - 1 lead over Aquitayne leading into the Second Period. As always, Aquitayne found a way to strike back hard and fast, immediately shutting the mouth of any Thrilledgian commentators who thought they had the game in the bag.

Most of the scoring would be done in the Second Period, as well as most of the penalties. Thrilledge was granted a power-play in the 12th minute for a roughing call on Defensemen Andre Colen. The two minute power play would be cut short within thirty seconds when Thrilledge Left Winger #18 scored on Andre Badalamenti, via a slapshot that slipped just under Badalamenti's glove. Thrilledge was also given two penalties for roughing and slashing in the 15th and 9th minute of play, giving Aquitayne an opportunity they seldom could make something out of. It's obvious that Aquitayne needs to severely work on its power play abilities.

Nevertheless, the score would end up being tied at the end of the Second Period, at 4 to 4 respectively. Moving into the third period of play, Aquitayne projected a sense of dominance over the ice, crushing Thrilledgian forwards that dared to cross the blue-line into center ice. It was a tactic that the Thrilledgian forwards were not accustomed to, and seemingly were unable to do anything about. At one point the Thrilledgian team deployed their defensemen in front of the forwards to try and eliminate the constant barrage of hits by Aquitaynian players, but nevertheless the puck holder always found himself pressed against the boards.

Aquitayne was playing a highly defensive game in the Third Period up until around the 10th minute, when their aggressive and more physical style of play gave way, but intertwined with their new fast striking tactic to barrage the Thrilledge goaltender with more shots-on-goal than he could handle. This tactic went undeterred by Thrilledgian defensemen for more than five minutes before team Captain Geoffry Seigler scored in the 3rd minute with a beautiful play in which he was skating along the left side of the goal with Right Winger Aksel Ness bearing down on the net. When the lane opened up, he quickly passed the puck to Seigler, who immediately controlled the puck and maneuvered himself around the goaltender, stopping and spinning counter-clockwise to place the puck in the net while the goaltender went the complete opposite direction. The beautiful play earned Seigler the Player of the Match award.

Not only was this a great morale boost for Aquitayne, it was their first win at home of the tournament, and the first victory for the team on home soil. Aquitaynian fans were engaged and supportive during the entire match, and it was a frenzy in the stands as Seigler scored that final goal to win the game. Coach Molotsky stated with a smile and chuckle, "Our fans are unlike any other in the world. They're supportive, unconditionally loving, but still strict and firm as to what they want done."


Group 9
Aquitayne 5–4 Thrilledge
Tursasia 1–4 Kelssek
Narsora 6–3 Lzherusskia

  Group 9                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kelssek 4 3 0 1 15 5 +10 9
2 Narsora 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
3 Aquitayne 4 2 0 2 12 15 −3 6
4 Thrilledge 4 1 1 2 6 7 −1 4
5 Lzherusskia 4 1 1 2 5 10 −5 4
6 Tursasia 4 1 0 3 6 11 −5 3


SCHEDULE

Group Stage:

Saturday, June 1 @ Tursasia (UR) - WIN (Tursasia 4 - 5 Aquitayne)
Sunday, June 2 @ Home v.s Kelssek (6) - LOSS (Kelssek 6 - 2 Aquitayne)
Monday, June 3 @ Narsora (44) - LOSS (Narsora 1 - 0 Aquitayne)
Tuesday, June 4 @Home v.s Thrilledge (17) - WIN (Thrilledge 4 - 5 Aquitayne)
Wednesday, June 5 @ Lzherusskia (UR)
Thursday, June 6 - BYE
Friday, June 7 @ Home v.s Tursasia (UR)
Saturday, June 8 @ Kelssek (6)
Sunday, June 9 @ Home v.s Narsora (44)
Monday, June 10 @ Thrilledge (17)
Tuesday, June 11 @ Home v.s Lzherusskia (UR)


Scoring Summary

1ST PERIOD
Aksel Ness (24) with assist from Geoffrey Seigler (17) - 13:55 (FOR Aquitayne)
Thrilledge #55 with assist from Thrilledge #32 - 6:27 (AGAINST Aquitayne)
Thrilledge #16 with assist from Thrilledge #12 - 3:52 (AGAINST Aquitayne)

TALLY: Thrilledge 2 - 1 Aquitayne


2ND PERIOD
Fredrrick Seitz (14) with assist from Daniel Ithrig (18) - 16:42 (FOR Aquitayne)
Thrilledge #21 with assist from Thrilledge #42 - 12:15 (AGAINST Aquitayne)
Jan Oseiki (15) with assist from Aksel Ness (24) - 10:21 (FOR Aquitayne)
Kelssek #15 with assist from Kelssek #19 - 12:45 (AGAINST Aquitayne)
Harrison Cannard (11) with assist from Neil Gram (28) - 6:25 (FOR Aquitayne)

TALLY: Thrilledge 4 - 4 Aquitayne


3RD PERIOD
Geoffry Seigler (17) with assist from Aksel Ness (24) - 3:13

END TALLY: Thrilledge 4 - 5 Aquitayne


Top Scorers WCoH2013


Num Name G A Pts
24 Aksel Ness 2 2 4
17 Geoffry Seigler (C) 2 1 3
15 Jan Oseiki 2 0 2
28 Neil Gram 1 1 2
16 Matthew Thakkar (A) 1 0 1
09 Julio Achinson 1 0 1
01 Samuel Wiaters 0 1 1
14 Fredrick Seitz 1 0 1
18 Daniel Ithrig 0 1 1
11 Harrison Cannard 1 0 1





© ED 42 Aquitaynian National News All rights reserved.
Mobile Site | Advertise With Us | Ad Choices | Terms of Use | Privacy | Cookies | About the ANN | ANN Help | Accessibility Help | Contact Us
[ Embassy Program | A Collection of Essays | Parliamentary Hansard | Axalon Private Military Company | My iiwiki Page ]
[ W&A: Global Intelligence | Aquitaynian Foreign Legion | Affairs of the Region | Freyport Armory ]

I'm a former N&I RP Mentor, not very active these days but feel free to reach out if I can help with anything!

"When you have power, use it to build people, not constrict them."-Bertrand Russell
"I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends."-Abraham Lincoln


Duderology - The Study of Duder.
16:08 GHawkins I continue to be amazed by Aq's ability to fuck up his own name.

User avatar
Qazox
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21295
Founded: Jan 17, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Qazox » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:41 pm

Qazoxian Turnip
Your News, Our Way!


How do you like those Apples?

QZX 221  5
CDG 112 4


Revenge is as sweet as applesauce, as Qazox went into Cassadaigua and stole the golden apple of victory 5-4. And we have the apple-throwers to thank. An ill-timed thrown Granny Smith apple bounced in front of Katie Poulin, as Doug Morris scored with 14.3 seconds left to give the Icewolves the victory. Through out the night, whenever there was a break in play, Qazox was golden (delicious) showered with apples; and by the end of the night, over 1500 pounds of fresh applesauce was collected and donated to local charities. Qazox heads back home to face Kriegiersien, and it will be free cabbage night with over 7000 lbs of cabbage expected to be given away.


SCORING SUMMARY:
QZX: Rice (8:05 1st)
CDG: Dickson (11:04 1st PP)
QZX: Mzachinov (18:03 1st)
QZX: Stepaki (5:05 2nd)
CDG: Martel (9:04 2nd)
QZX: Gelan (16:44 2nd)
CDG: Tremblay (0:34 3rd)
CDG:Tremblay (7:44 3rd)
QZX: Morris (19:46 3rd)
Wikipage/Qazox National Football Team
Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
xkcd 1110 (zoomable!)

User avatar
Saintland
Senator
 
Posts: 3644
Founded: Dec 22, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Saintland » Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:14 pm

Prior to the start of their game against Lymantatia, the Sanctii players loudly discussed what they thought of their opposition:

Petrus Murrius - We play Lymantatia soon.

Paulus Murrius - Lymantatia? Why do we even need to show up. Just give us the 3 points already.

Prince Josephus - That is no way to talk about Lymantatia. They are ranked 56th in the world.

Petrus Murrius - Josephus, why should we care what our injured goalie thinks? You aren't playing for this team anymore.

Prince Josephus - I'm still the team captain and I'm still your Prince.

Paulus Murrius - Playing the Prince card, are you? I thought you Princes weren't the type to demand special treatment.

Prince Josephus - We don't. I'm your captain. You do what I tell you and I'm telling you to take Lymantatia seriously. If you don't, we're going to lose.

Lucius Herennius - There is no way that Lymantatia can beat us. Even Satanas himself could not help Lymantatia beat us.

Iosue Gavius - Just have some fun today. We're going to beat Lymantatia, so don't sweat it.

Thomas Clovius - This isn't a good idea. You're getting way too proud.

Petrus Pupius - Who asked you, Thomas? You've been injured lately.

Thomas Clovius - That doesn't affect the validity of what I'm saying. Trust me, if you continue down this path, Lymantatia will upset you.

Ioannes Petellius - Lymantatia can't beat anybody. There's no way they can beat us. We won the Olympic Silver medal.

Prince Josephus - I don't think this is a good idea, but I guess all of you are going to take them lightly regardless of what I say or do...

It was clear that the Sanctii did not consider Lymantatia a serious opponent or believe that their opposition could beat them. The overconfident Sanctii side stepped onto the ice and would quickly allow 2 goals. Although they would get one back, their offense proved too anemic to score the equalizer. The Sanctii would lose 2 to 1 and would leave Lymantatia stunned, with their hopes of making the playoffs likely over.
NS Sports Results | Saintland Press | Commentaries on the WA's resolutions 7-22-14 update: Complete through #125 |
World Baseball Classic 27 co-host | World Bowl XXII host | World Cup of Hockey 23 host | Various Rankings | King Paulus XV Memorial Games
Official Name: Regnvm Sanctvsterra
Official Name in English: Kingdom of Saintland
Monarch: King Paulus XVI
Demonym: Sanctii
Trigram: SNT

User avatar
Mapletish
Minister
 
Posts: 2713
Founded: Feb 26, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mapletish » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:55 am

The Sour Kind
Because being sweet is to mainstream; bringing you the latest updates of the WCoH 21
With some annoying eyebrows and fake accent; haha!


So yesterday evening, our team failed to get past Mohawk Clans and this gives them the lee way to lead Group Six with a point, one of the most disappointing moments of our team indeed. Old rivalry dies hard and from what I can see, this was a pretty wasteful game for the Minnows here, looking to win the match 3-2, but failed to defend against two free hits, which led to the Minnows defeat.

Throughout the evening on the ice, the Minnows were the more dominant team and looked to score every time they are on powerplay or on a series of beautiful passing moves, with a series of well taken shots that were pity as they can't seem to find the goal. Well to tell you the truth, I would have thrown debris onto the rink if I were there, what a game that the Minnows should have won, how on earth can they lose it. Done with my bits of ranting, now here I am taking a look at the possible things the team can improve on.

I believe in the Buio'Dzz done by the rugby and football teams before they start a match and the hockey team should do them too, mainly to get their fighting spirit up and start the match energise rather than giving the pathetic game play that led to early goals from the opponent. is the goaltender warmed up enough? I would often ask myself, if they are so wasteful, then they wouldn't even get their chance to get out of group stage, let alone go into the finals and winning it.

Well I do expect something more and just something better from the Minnows in the next match and I certainly want head coach Wilson to do something about his team, letting goals through mistakes and alertness is certainly not the way to go,
The Minuscule Nation Mapletish
Pop. 65,000,000 | Capital: Struggait City| Demonym: Maplish/Mapletian| Trigramme: MAP
First - WLC 24, DBC 43, XV Winter Olympics Second - WCoH 22, RUWC 23, CR 24 Third- BoF 44, HWC 11, WCoH 20, WCoH 21, DBC 49 Fourth - U15WC9, RLWC12, CR 14
Qualified for WC 64, 66
www.unionsports.map
Proudly contributing my triumph's to the glorification of the greater whole!

User avatar
Ko-oren
Game Moderator
 
Posts: 7834
Founded: Nov 26, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ko-oren » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:45 am

Six minutes over Torisakia

Ko-oren0044
Torisakia1102


It had been time for a victory. A 0-0-3 record has not happened to any team from this country in a long, long time. The baseball team is getting better each day, the football team qualified for the World Cup for the first time not so long ago, even the basketball team reached the final eight. The ice hockey team has not had practice in a long time, with the domestic league coming almost to a stop, and they were not even in the last WCoH anyway. But still, even with the low ranking, the team felt it was entitled to something at least. And finally it came: Torisakia, topping the group until this day, was the opponent. If anything, no one believed that the Greenblues could get points against them.

Initially, the game went exactly as earlier. Ko-oren got behind, did not score for a while and only scored when it was too late. Torisakia got to 1-0, to 2-0 even, and the second period was over. But something finally happened with the Ko-orenites. The third period had some bad luck for Torisakia, but at least no more goals were conceded. And then there were six minutes left, during which the fans did not believe that a win could be in store for them. But then Jaragun, who had scored before, started it: 2-1. Gorgorin who had been unlucky earlier in the game, avenged his mistake: 2-2. Barbarothen also scored before during this campaign, and showed that he could still do it: 2-3! Ko-oren was up front at this point, and it took three and a half minute to completely overturn the game. Half a minute before the end, Teradi scored the final goal, which put them two goals over Torisakia! Some fouling happened over the course of the third period, especially near the end of the game. What could have taken place in 6 minutes, actually took place in 12 minutes of real time because the clock had to be stopped more than once. For some reason, powerplay was not exactly a cause for the goals: the Ice Birds missed a player just before Jaragun scored, then just between the 2-2 and 2-3 (which took 2:03, and the player was sent off for two minutes right after the goal was scored), and then between the 2-3 and 2-4 (again a 2:18 gap). Holbrook, Reed and Kesteloo were sent off.

Image
Appendix - in which we show that Ko-oren is a country that does everything differently. Or hardly. Or 'difficultly'.

This appendix has the list of ministries of Ko-oren: you will find that there are a lot more than in your country. Probably.

General ministries:General - Supervision and Corruption

Finance ministries:Finance - Taxation - Economy

Demographics ministries:Statistics and Mapping - Demographics - Urban Development - Regional Development - Equality and Welfare

Foreign ministries:Foreign Policies - Treaties and International Collaboration - Colonial Policies

Economical ministries:Employment and Labour - Economical Research and Development - Agriculture, Fisheries and Lumber - Energy - Environment - Industry - Transport - Public Works - Information Technology - Water Resources - Land Resources - Communications - Tourism

Cultural ministries:Sports and Well-being - Culture and Media - Healthcare - Education and Science - Linguistics

Justice ministries:Justice

There is one obvious ministry missing from this list: Ko-oren does not have a ministry of defense.
Trigramme: KOR - Demonym: Ko-orenite - Population: 27.270.096
Map - Regions - Factbooks
Spreadsheets - Domestic Sports Newswires
Champions 1x World Cup - 1x CoH - 1x CAFA - 1x AOCAF - 1x WBC - 4x World Bowl - 2x IBC - 4x RUWC - 3x RLWC - 1x GCF Test Cricket - 3x T20 WC - 1x AODICC - 2x ARWC - 1x FHWC - 1x HWC - 1x Beach Cup
Runners-up 1x World Cup - 4x CAFA - 1x AOCAF - 1x WBC - 3x World Bowl - 2x WCoH - 4x IBC - 2x RUWC - 1x GCF Test Cricket - 1x ODI WT - 3x T20 WC - 1x FraterniT20 - 1x WLC - 1x FHWC
Organisation & Hosting 3x WCC President - 1x WCOH President / 1x BoF - 2x CAFA - 1x World Bowl - 1x WCOH - 2x RUWC - 1x ODI WT - 1x T20 WC - 1x ARWC - 1x FHWC

User avatar
Havl
Minister
 
Posts: 2943
Founded: Dec 06, 2004
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Havl » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:28 am

Image
Davis Shutout Leads Havl to Victory Over Sjovenia

Capital City, Havl – On Tuesday night, Havl's men's ice hockey team defeated tournament newcomers Sjovenia in a 3-0 shutout. For the second consecutive night, World Cup MVP goaltender Davis Rich proved dominant in the crease, stopping all 20 shots. "When you play a new team, it's a unique challenge," said Davis. "Playing against an unranked team, you're expected to win, but you still have to earn it."

Sparky Stadium was full to capacity, and the Capital City crowd made for a raucous scene. "Havl is a hockey country, and Capital City is a hockey town," said Evan Streitmeyer, a Capital City native who attended the game with four friends. "I went to one of the playoff games last time [World Cup of Hockey 20], and this [Havl] team is playing just as good, if not better, than that team."

Image
Davis Rich earned his second consecutive shutout.

Havl stormed to an early lead on the strength of goals from Darryl Matousek and Chris Dyer, who both notched their first goals of the tournament. Sjovenia's goaltender faced a barrage of shots under steady pressure from the defending World Cup champions through the first two periods. Havl newcomer Jason State earned his second career goal on a one-timer from linemate Donndelinger to put Havl up by three in the second. The third period saw uneven play from Sjovenia as Havl's defense shut down the Sjovenian offense, limiting the unranked squad to just five shots in the third period.

The story of the tournament has been the parity of Group 7's top teams; Havl, Valanora, and The Royal Kingdom of Quebec. The top two teams from each of the ten groups earn automatic advancement to the playoff stage. However, the top four third-place teams will also earn a chance to enter the second round, and there is currently a 6-way tie for those "wildcard" spots. "Coach is pushing us to treat every game like a playoff game," said team captain Justin Donndelinger. "So far, it's been working." Havl currently leads Group 7 with ten points thanks to a tie in last night's match between Valanora and Quebec.

Coverage of World Cup of Hockey XXI will continue on HTVM Wednesday evening when Havl will travel to St. Petrus to play unranked Saintland live from Royal Square Garden.

Box Score
Havl2103
Sjovenia0000

Image
Team Leaders
Num Name G A Pts
17 Justin Donndelinger 1 3 4
8 Gilles Lecompte 1 1 2
19 Jason State 2 2 4
71 Rufio Dellucci 1 0 1
18 Darryl Matousek 1 1 2
9 Brian Demerson 0 2 2
10 Guy Allender 0 2 2
13 Andrei Petrov 1 1 2
11 Adam Fleer 1 1 2
14 Kirk Siegmeister 1 1 2
16 Chris Dyer 1 1 2
15 Kasuke Fukufuji 0 2 2
2 Brian Beierle 1 2 3
7 Quinton Ancrum 0 1 1
4 Timo Sarinen 0 1 1
5 Ivan Keisler 0 0 0
3 Juha Mikinen 0 0 0
77 Tomas Holicek 0 0 0

Num Name GP W L T GA SA GAA S% SO
29 Davis Rich 4 3 0 1 6 100 1.50 94.0 2
1 Jessica Dunlop 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Scores and Schedule
Saturday, June 1 Havl 8 - Lymantatia 4
Sunday, June 2 Havl 2 - Valanora 2
Monday, June 3 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 0 - Havl 2
Tuesday, June 4 Havl 3 – Sjovenia 0
Wednesday, June 5 Saintland vs. Havl
Thursday, June 6: Off Day
Friday, June 7: Lymantatia vs. Havl
Saturday, June 8: Valanora vs. Havl
Sunday, June 9: Havl vs. The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Monday, June 10: Sjovenia vs. Havl
Tuesday, June 11: Havl vs. Saintland

[OOC: Credit to Ko-oren for the Box Score template.]

User avatar
Neu Engollon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7413
Founded: Aug 13, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neu Engollon » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:16 am

"It's like this Sammy, we just keep slammin' our way out there, and throw everythin' we got at their goal, and well, they gotta collapse 'ventually, accorzu?" He winced as Sammy squeezed his hamstrings.

"Sure, Ernie, except that they kind of did that to you guys this time." The trainer kept working the left winger's calves, hoping to break down the tension. He had a lot more to go, so he had to wrap it up and move on to the next guy.
They sat in a smelly back room off the locker room, in the Arena Nationale in Lac-Geneve, which reminded Sammy a lot of Telleursville for some reason.

"Merd! Don't I know it! Them Royales are brutal. We jus' weren't ready." Volkzein shook his head and felt at his chin scars.

Sammy Deseaux wasn't about to tell him that they never would be ready for a team like that, and Gyatso-kai, number five in the world to their zero, would probably be another harsh wake up call. This was a tough shut out by Sicoutimont, but this early on, it might not be their lowest point yet.
He was quiet and supportive, a hand on the shoulder and a gentle push on the back. What did a head trainer know to get in these guys faces and motivate them to go up against juggernauts like that. That was Coach Le Houne's job, his was to wipe away the tears and bandage up the boo-boos afterwards.

"Sure, Ernie, I hear ya. Ya gotta get back up on that horse and charge again, right? Best ya can do."

"Right, Sammy. You know it. Charge 'em down, up on the boards and Buonachi! Breeze to the net, right?"

"Yeah, Ernie, something like that."
A couple good concussions had more of an effect on a guy than most outsiders knew. One more good shot to Ernst Volkzein, and he could kiss pro hockey dreams goodbye. Poor kid was young, and now struggling hard to keep that Burgunden U. scholarship from being yanked. His best hope now was probably getting a brewer apprenticeship with BB, and you didn't need a fancy degree for that. Sammy looked at the rest of them out in the hall and on the locker room bench, all dejected and sucked into their own heads, waiting for therapy, both physical and a bit mental. It was going to be a long night.
In Memory of our friend
My Factbook
Important Neu Engollian Links.
'The Forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe. For the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was wood, he was one of them."

User avatar
Plutoni
Envoy
 
Posts: 301
Founded: Mar 02, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Plutoni » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:46 am

If there's one thing we at the Journal of Useless Research never get tired of, it's the stars--alternatively, asterisms, constellations, or whatever--of the game...

The Northern Sunrise Islands put on an exciting display, defeating Plutoni 6-4. Jean McConnery's offensive strategy was more than a match for newcomer Murtel Hairen, who has at least managed to rein in some of the Gunners' more violent excesses for the international stage. Still, the "Stars" got off to an early lead through Israphel Mortiise. Plutoni rallied back through Narpenda Tuveen, but captain Tyson Sharp gave Northern Sunrise Islands a lead they would never relinquish.

They traded goals in the second period, with Enrico Delgado scoring on a power play, before Tord Lukel, Matthew Sioux and Greg Dimuse added further full-strength attack. In the third period, Mortiise and Scott Templer got on the board for the Stars, with Parpis Levor adding a late consolation goal for Plutoni.

"I have to say, their assists were really impressive," said random fan Kevin Nelson. "Anyone can rack up goals like that, but the Stars were really working together. Delgado in particular was very good at coming up with assists, before scoring himself when he had to."

"Yeah, McConnery knows what's up," admitted spectator Lauren Raleigh. "These are not stars scattered across the universe that only seem linked together by the vagaries of their brightness and relative position, no, these are Stars with very deliberate tactics." While Nelson claimed that Delgado probably deserved to be the star of the game, Raleigh couldn't pick just one. "I mean, there are just more stars than you know what to do with! You've got seven islands, but eight stars on the flag, nine on the uniforms, it just keeps growing and growing!"

"They are a fast team," Nelson had to concede, "I would say fast like the starlight reaching us, or even the rotation of the Earth to create the appearance of sunrise, but whatever, they're just really good at quickly moving around the ice on pairs of skates."

The Stars move to the top of Group 3, ahead of Plutoni.
Last edited by Plutoni on Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
You're not a vacuum; you're a black hole!

84th Lowest Police Ratios

User avatar
Polkopia
Minister
 
Posts: 2997
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Polkopia » Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:17 am

Image


Polkopian National News brought to you by Mr. Yuri Borkechev

Original Translation




Polkopian Hockey Team Remains Undefeated after 1-0 Win Against the Free Swiss States


The fourth day of the World Cup of Hockey has ended, leaving Polkopia at the top of their group, with three wins, one draw, and zero losses, resulting in a total of ten points for Polkopia. Byfugland remains in second place with nine points, and Sel Appa not far behind. Today, Polkopia is to play Sel Appa, who is currently ranked 103rd in the world.

"Our team tried something new today." Said Polkopian offender, Aarhus Juvinov, who made his first appearance today. "Our coach kept out starting defense, and substituted offenders in an attempt to give them playing time. It boosted team morale, if you ask me. It's good that everyone gets a chance to make their country proud."

The first, and only goal scored in this game, was scored by Vladimir Tonov, who, along with Mr.Juvinov, also made his first appearance today in the Polkopian Hockey Team. The other two periods were relatively uneventful, although there was a near goal by the Free Swiss States in the seventh minute of the second period. Fortunately for Polkopia, the starting defense proved to be fully capable of stopping the Swiss attacks.

When asked about what he planned to do about the next game against Sel Appa, manager Yuri Kamakasov simply stated that he would 'Go back to the basics.' While we at the Polkopian National News do not know what this means, we can only assume that by this statement, Mr.Kamakasov was intending on starting the first string offense, defense, and goalie.
Anthem (Instrumental) Factbook Embassy
Check out the Polkopian Premier League

1st place: 8 Times (WV25, WV30, WV35 WV39, WV44, WV48, WV50, WV75)
2nd place: 2 Times (WV26, WV34)
3rd place (8 Times: WV27, WV31, WV32, WV37, WV54, WV59, WV70, WV72)

User avatar
Gyatso-kai
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1178
Founded: Aug 03, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Matchday 04: Gyatso-kai 5 - 1 TailsPrower

Postby Gyatso-kai » Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:45 pm

HOME Locker Room, The Tribal Saddledome, Augnuook, Southern Water Tribes, Water Tribes, Gyatso-kai
0015 hours local time (UTC+7), 05 June 2013.2


The game against TailsPrower had ended less than an hour ago, and Kal Skirata still sat in the HOME locker room, in the usual post-game suit and tie. He was exhausted, and just could stand the idea of facing the media right now.

Sure, he scored a goal, big deal... Hakoda scored two and the media only asked him about me... Why?

It was a rhetorical question, for Skirata knew why the media wanted to know about him. His game was still suffering from all of his "personal issues" as of late. Before the game, he had seen Feng Hong Chau in the "Taab'vode" or "The March of Brothers"; fans would line up outside of the arena and see the men each marching into the stadium in their traditional gard; long cloaks, vibrant cloth, scarred armour, elaborate weapons, each member showcasing his home nation in a uniquely Avatarian fashion. She was right near the front, wearing a sleek black dress, her hands placed on the steel railing to keep the fans from the players. He hadn't noticed her at first, only catching her when he glanced down to her hands and then back up to confirm his fears...

The same blue and silver design she wore since he first met her to every game.

He had almost stopped marching when he realised it was her; his heart clawing its way into his throat. Had Ishii not smacked him in the back...hard... he would have stood their like an idiot.

Why am I still stuck on her? After what she did...

He looked down to his phone, the lastest aPhone available. Its case was bearing the Bisons' crest, and he reached for it. A swipe across the screen unlocked it, a few numbers tapped opened the internet browser to Lianbook; the Avatarian equivalent to Facebook, in the last three years it had been compatible with the more-popular Facebook enabling users to message across platforms. However, Skirata had been in Cotdelapoms for nearly three years, and as such, he had adjusted to a more "Western" culture, and thus linked his Lianbook to his Facebook profile.

Maybe Hak'ika is right... he thought as he typed in a name.

What would a message hurt?

He opened Cassidy McKenzie's profile and started to type...

*********************

Image Coming Soon

Goal Summary

First Period
GKI Ishii [Tay'haai] (04:22)

Second Period
GKI Ishida [Ito, Tay'haai] (01:51)
GKI Skirata [Unassisted] (03:43)
TPR Okui [Tomonaga] (08:25)
GKI Ito [Sato, Ishida] (08:37)

Third Period
GKI Ishii [Ko, Tay'haai] (09:01)

Penalty Summary

First Period
06:31 --- TPR --- Tripping, 2-min --- K. Okita drawn by W. Tay'haai
07:22 --- GKI --- Slashing, 2-min --- A. Ishida drawn by T. Arato
10:45 --- TPR --- Roughing, 2-min --- N. Tomonaga drawn by Ito P
10:45 --- GKI --- Roughing, 2-min --- Ito P. drawn by N. Tomonaga

Second Period
00:55 --- TPR --- Interference, 2-min --- H. Tomimoto drawn by Zhao H.
02:01 --- TPR --- High-Sticking, 2-min --- N. Tomonaga drawn by W. Tay'haai

Third Period
05:52 --- GKI --- Delay of Game, 2-min --- Zhao H. served by Sato S.

Goaltending

Team	Name		SA	GA	Saves	SV%	TOI
GKI Zhao H. 31 01 30 0.968 59:47
TPR K. Yoshizawa 36 05 31 0.861 60:02


Shots on Goal Summary

TEAM	1st	2nd	3rd	OT	FINAL
GKI 10 14 12 XX 36
TPR 08 12 11 XX 31


Injury Summary

**No Injuries Reported**

Three Stars

First Star: Zhao Hotaka (30 Saves, 31 Shots Faced)
Second Star: Hakoda Ishii (2G, 0A)
Third Star: Ito Pakku (1G, 1A)




Post Match comments

Now there is a game. Against an unranked team, but still. Five goals, only answered back once.

Can Yue-Lo --- Avatarian Sports Commentator, on ASPN's Can YUE-LO?!


We found a rhythm and ran full-speed with it. Let's just keep the momentum.

Kal Skirata, Centre, Gyatso-kai National Ice Hockey Team


#wcoh21 just got good! #icebisons ON TOP!

Ave Genanila --- Avatarian AV Idol on RepTwitter




[i]SCHEDULE

Matchday 01, 01 June at 92Ko-oren --- WIN 2-3
Matchday 02, 02 June vs 25Torisakia --- DRAW 4-4
Matchday 03, 03 June at 20Sicoutimont --- WIN 5-6
Matchday 04, 04 June vs NRTailsPrower --- WIN 5-1
Matchday 05, 05 June at NRNeu Engollon
*** 06 June --- TOURNAMENT BYE DAY ***
Matchday 06, 07 June vs 92Ko-oren
Matchday 07, 08 June at 25Torisakia
Matchday 08, 09 June vs 20Sicoutimont
Matchday 09, 10 June at NRTailsPrower
Matchday 10, 11 June vs NRNeu Engollon



Group Two - Matchday 04


Gyatso-kai 5 – 1 TailsPrower
Ko-oren 4 –2 Torisakia
Sicoutimont 3 – 0 Neu Engollon

Day four was the "Day of the Home Team," as each home team came home victorious. At the Saddledome, the Ice Bisons dealt TailsPrower their fourth consecutive --- and most decisive --- lost. Ko-oren finally won a game, taking Torisakia down a peg 4-2; placing the Ice Birds into third place in the group and ending the Tie for First. Sicoutimont silenced our Cinderella Neu Engollon with a 3-goal shutout, dealing them their first defeat since Matchday 1.

  Group 2                         		Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Gyatso-kai 4 3 1 0 18 12 +6 10
2 Image Sicoutimont 4 3 0 1 17 11 +6 9
3 Image Torisakia 4 2 1 1 16 16 0 7
4 Image Neu Engollon 4 2 0 2 10 12 −2 6
5 Image Ko-oren 4 1 0 3 11 14 −3 3
6 Image TailsPrower 4 0 0 4 7 14 −7 0




The Goalscorers for Gyatso-kai

Player		Goals	Games Scores Made In
Hakoda ISHII 07 I (2), III (3), IV (2)
Kal SKIRATA 05 I, II, III (2), IV
SATO Sorua 01 II
Iwai Itsuki 01 II
ISHIDA Arnook 02 II, IV
IKEDA Kuruk 01 III
ITO Pakku 01 IV



The Next Match

Preview: Matchday 05 at NRNeu Engollon

The Ice Bisons travel to visit the former Cinderella of Group Two, Neu Engollon. This team has managed to surprise all, coming in unranked and mamanging to defeat two higher-ranked teams in the Group. Granted, one was Ko-oren who just won their first game by a pair, and the other was TailsPrower... but hey, never underestimate an enemy...




Copyright 2013.2 Avatarian Sports Programming Network. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
URL: http://www.aspn.com.gk/articles/ahl/20900106
© 2013 Avatarian Sportts Programming Network
The Avatarian Republic of Gyatso-kai
Denomyn: Avatarian || Trigramme: GKI || Located: Arrosia
Factbook || Armed Forces Holocron
Champions: World Cup of Hockey XXIII, XLIV, XLV, XLVIII, L, AOHC XII
Runner-Up: World Junior Hockey Championship III, World Cup of Hockey XXI, XXVI,
Third Place: World Cup of Hockey XV, XVII, XVIII, XL, XLVII

User avatar
Atelia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5997
Founded: Dec 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Atelia » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:48 pm

The Atelian Ulaans Recording Book


Captain of the Atelian Ulaans: Valdertokenschitz Vraksticklitzstannimodvidski

" We are about to get on the plane back home and you know i cant wait for it i gotta say im not the biggest fan of leaving Atelia other countries feel so different from home. So im glad we are gonna play a home game now. And another thing i gotta say i love riding airplanes it feels amazing to be up so high above the clouds and i know most Atelians never get such a chance."

1:30 Later
" Yeah its quite a long trip out here though coming over here was like a 32 hour trip so your spending more then an entire day up here so it can get very boring last time on the way to sovietskya i played with the others in the team particularly Vladimir, xalder, tajit, and qeves. With the four of them i played a role playing game called Dungeons and Drakes or D&D as Tajit called it. Xalder brought it with him and apparently Tajit loves the game Vladimir also seemd to have played it before but me and Qeves had no idea what it was but we wanted to try and good thing we did that. That day we did nothing but just play the game like twenty-four hours straight and man was it fun. But any way once we got to Sovietskya they told me that if i lead them all into a good victory that they would do something special for me back on the plane. And well that was quite an awesome game so i think im gonna get that special "gift" as for the game though i got to say the main thing was really how poor the opponent was not only did they just seem to lack skill but a big blow to them seems to be their ranking with 0 points for their team they are one of the worst in the entirety of the world cup of Hockey which is a bit sad especially since we did not help scoring four points out of them while they were incapable of getting their first point against us ..... poor saps.... oh well anyway this sure has gotten our team fired up though and though its Mohawk Clans who is coming to Atelia which is currently the best team in group six since they actually beat Mapletish which was quite surprising i still think we have a solid chance of beating them. Anyway i got to go Vlads calling me so talk to you later."- Vraksticklitzstannimodvidski
Last edited by Atelia on Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Orthodox Crusader, Proud Pontic Greek living in Moscow, Traditionalist, Eurasianist, ENTJ single man.

☩Defend Humanity, Rebel Against The Modern World☩

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

User avatar
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7036
Founded: Feb 15, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:38 pm

The Quebec Daily-Your English Newspaper for Quebec City
Strojovic to star in Quebecois Idol Star's debut MV
Sam Stewart-Samuelsson

The Cohen Music Label(CML) confirmed last night on its website that Mr. Strojovic, one of Quebec Hockey League's best players, will star in Amélie Bisonette's next music video.

"Mr. Strojovic, who's currently playing with Québec Nordiques, will be starring in Amélie Bisonette's first single of her début album, Candle, at the earliest July." Martin Ross, the Director-Executive of Media Relations, confirmed on the announcement, saying that "He is of exemplary leadership and perseverance" and that "he is completely fit for the role that he will play in music video."
Bisonette, the former winner of the Quebecois Idol's 6th season, is on her way to release her debuting album. Not much has been said, apart from its release dates(14th of September) and number of singles(4). In fact, even the name of this single has yet to be announced. The only thing we know is that It is rumoured to be either 'Candlelight' or 'Woods'.

Moving on, the label and Amelie Bisonette have made great decisions by starring Mr. Strojovic as an important role in the music video. Mr. Strojovic's perseverance and dedication into hockey should be noted. He, during last summer, was involved in a car crash. Gilles Clark, his longtime friend and former Ice Knight and Nordique, died and he stayed for 6 weeks in critical condition. However, he persevered and recovered quickly in time for his comeback in the 1st of January, 2016, in the match against Montreal Canadiens. Despite only playing 61 games in the season, he scored 49 goals and 96 points, finishing fifth in the league scoring, as well as leading his Quebec Nordiques into Western Conference Final.

____________________________________________________________________________________

0:45, Valanora Time. On the Chartered Flight back to Quebec

Maxwell Belmont-Deschamps, on his plane seat, interestingly read the newspaper article. He was slightly impressed by Colm. He obviously knew that Colm was heck of a character in himself, but he wasn't the one well known for his off-ice antics or have anything to do with the musical celebrities or actors. Pierre Drouin(who's not part of the team this time due to his injuries), Cadance Edwards-Molsson and Sylvain Turcotte are the ones in the team who completely enjoys taking spotlight and getting involved with media (and celebrities). Some others such as Logan Guthrie and Colm... were not.

What caused Colm to star in the Music Video? He thought. He believed that the official reasoning behind it is definitely not the reason why. There must be something behind.
Then for next 30 minutes, he thought about several possibilities and reasons. He went through them logically and carefully. By the end, he came to a solution: A possible relationship.
He thought about them in a relationship. In fact, Amelie Bisonette and Colm Strojovic can fit well with each other, he believed, just as someone looked over at the newspaper too....
It was Mike Kesler, who replaced Joo Weon Chun ever since his injury at the match against Saintland. Considerably younger and more interested to read about celebrities than Maxwell, he threw a phrase softly in a dark tone, "So, am I not the only one thinking that there's something between them?" Just as Mike said that, Maxwell realised that he wasn't the only one thinking about this.
There must be something between them for sure. Hehehe.....He thought, right before replying back.
"Yes. You're not the only one," Maxwell cheerfully smiled.
WORK IN PROGRESS: The Wanderer's Guide To Somewhere: Megathread!

Happy 420 Friends!

2x World Cup, 2x Baptism of Fire, 2x Cup of Harmony, 5x World Cup of Hockey, 2x World Bowl and 2x International Basketball Championships Host

User avatar
Valanora
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5581
Founded: Sep 03, 2007
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valanora » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:45 pm

Valanora Times
Marauding On?


The Calcuttas seem to be borrowing the nickname of their football counterparts this World Cup of Hockey as they sit neatly as second in the table at just about the mid point in the qualification process for the playoff stages. While two of those matches have been draws, one of these matches includes a game away at the defending champions and third ranked side Havl. It was an impressive result to get all the same, considering the lack of success for the Calcuttas in the recent editions of the World Cup despite lofty rankings. Now that they are the underdogs, the fire seems to have been reignited in them once more.

Yet just getting draws/ties are not enough. The Calcuttas are in need of some victories to secure their position and demonstrate their desire to once again be in the contention for trophies in the sport. It may not be this edition that they once again win, but the next, using this edition as a stepping stone to once more be getting into the sort of attitude and form that makes championships. The EHL may even once more be on the way to international markets as well as the staff and national pool seeing some shake up. While these players and staff have served our national team well, some new blood could facilitate that rise to a championship like the Vegai manager did for the football squad.

All that said, it is still a bit premature to be making those sort of projections and proclamations. The squad is performing admirably all things considered and the Hove has provided a good home environment for the squad to play in. It is a rare thing for the home crowd to be able to host one of these games and they have done Valanora proud in being loud and supportive for the Calcuttas. Perhaps it is a format that will be encouraged in future editions. For now, it is up to the Calcuttas to Keep Calm and Maurader On.
World Cup 40, 42, 43, 52, & 61 Champions
WC 47, 51, 94, 97 (2nd), WC 34, 38, 39, 41, 44, 45, 53, 60, 67, 92, 95 (3rd), WC 49, 58, 87, 90 (Semifinalist), WC 33, 35-37, 46, 48, 54, 55, 62, 63, 65, 72, 83, 85, 86, 88, 91, 96, 98, 99, 100 (Quarterfinalist)
WCoH 7, 8, 17, 28, 30, 32, 51, 52, 54 (1st), WCoH 1, 31, 40, 42, 43, 45 (2nd), WCoH 2, 6, 24, 26, 29, 50, 55 (3rd)
Co-Hosted: too many events to count

EPL Season 21,102

I am that which I am and choose to be.

User avatar
Equestrian States
Senator
 
Posts: 3869
Founded: Dec 15, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Equestrian States » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:14 pm

Image
Match Day 5 Results

Group 1
Sel Appa 3–5 Polkopia
Byfugland 5–1 Levivania
Free Swiss States 3–5 Thatius

Group 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Polkopia 5 4 1 0 15 8 +7 13
2 Byfugland 5 4 0 1 13 6 +7 12
3 Sel Appa 5 3 0 2 17 14 +3 9
4 Thatius 5 2 1 2 17 14 +3 7
5 Levivania 5 1 0 4 10 23 −13 3
6 Free Swiss States 5 0 0 5 8 15 −7 0

Group 2
Neu Engollon 0–3 Gyatso-kai
Torisakia 2–4 Sicoutimont
TailsPrower 1–0 Ko-oren

Group 2 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Gyatso-kai 5 4 1 0 21 12 +9 13
2 Sicoutimont 5 4 0 1 21 13 +8 12
3 Torisakia 5 2 1 2 18 20 −2 7
4 Neu Engollon 5 2 0 3 10 15 −5 6
5 TailsPrower 5 1 0 4 8 14 −6 3
6 Ko-oren 5 1 0 4 11 15 −4 3

Group 3
Quakmybush 2–4 Plutoni
Stretta 1–0 Estope
Northern Sunrise Islands 4–3 The Fair Republic

Group 3 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Northern Sunrise Islands 5 4 0 1 18 13 +5 12
2 Plutoni 5 4 0 1 22 15 +7 12
3 The Fair Republic 5 2 1 2 12 15 −3 7
4 Stretta 5 2 0 3 12 14 −2 6
5 Estope 5 1 1 3 6 7 −1 4
6 Quakmybush 5 1 0 4 15 21 −6 3

Group 4
The Sova Empire 1–1 Vaugania
Maximus Bush 0–1 Shadowbourne
Falconwhereveryouare 0–1 Soviet Canuckistan

Group 4 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Soviet Canuckistan 5 5 0 0 23 9 +14 15
2 Vaugania 5 3 1 1 17 11 +6 10
3 Falconwhereveryouare 5 3 0 2 13 10 +3 9
4 Shadowbourne 5 2 0 3 5 15 −10 6
5 The Sova Empire 5 1 1 3 9 11 −2 4
6 Maximus Bush 5 0 0 5 13 24 −11 0

Group 5
Qazox 6–3 Kriegiersien
Galnius 2–2 Cassadaigua
Rovegia 2–1 Polar Islandstates

Group 5 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Qazox 5 4 0 1 18 10 +8 12
2 Rovegia 5 3 1 1 8 6 +2 10
3 Polar Islandstates 5 3 0 2 5 4 +1 9
4 Cassadaigua 5 2 1 2 13 9 +4 7
5 Galnius 5 1 1 3 5 10 −5 4
6 Kriegiersien 5 0 1 4 4 14 −10 1

Group 6
Mapletish 2–2 Slembana
Atelia 1–0 Mohawk Clans
Mangolana 1–2 Sovetskya

Group 6 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Mapletish 5 3 1 1 21 10 +11 10
2 Mohawk Clans 5 3 1 1 12 7 +5 10
3 Atelia 5 3 1 1 6 5 +1 10
4 Slembana 5 2 2 1 5 4 +1 8
5 Sovetskya 5 1 0 4 8 21 −13 3
6 Mangolana 5 0 1 4 3 8 −5 1

Group 7
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 1–1 Lymantatia
Sjovenia 0–1 Valanora
Saintland 4–6 Havl

Group 7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Havl 5 4 1 0 21 10 +11 13
2 Valanora 5 3 2 0 8 3 +5 11
3 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 5 2 2 1 14 8 +6 8
4 Lymantatia 5 2 1 2 11 14 −3 7
5 Saintland 5 1 0 4 11 18 −7 3
6 Sjovenia 5 0 0 5 7 19 −12 0

Group 8
Soviet-German Dortmund 0–1 Sangti
Alexandr Land 3–5 Darmen
Michael VII 4–1 Carasatoga

Group 8 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Darmen 5 4 0 1 20 10 +10 12
2 Michael VII 5 2 2 1 7 4 +3 8
3 Sangti 5 2 1 2 3 6 −3 7
4 Soviet-German Dortmund 5 2 1 2 6 8 −2 7
5 Carasatoga 5 2 0 3 4 7 −3 6
6 Alexandr Land 5 1 0 4 5 10 −5 3

Group 9
Lzherusskia 0–1 Aquitayne
Kelssek 0–0 Narsora
Thrilledge 1–0 Tursasia

Group 9 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kelssek 5 3 1 1 15 5 +10 10
2 Narsora 5 3 1 1 8 4 +4 10
3 Aquitayne 5 3 0 2 13 15 −2 9
4 Thrilledge 5 2 1 2 7 7 0 7
5 Lzherusskia 5 1 1 3 5 11 −6 4
6 Tursasia 5 1 0 4 6 12 −6 3

Group 10
Mantwenic 1–1 Shofercia
Wolfhunters 0–1 Vilita & Turori
Schmiegelland 1–3 Equestrian States

Group 10 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Equestrian States 5 4 1 0 16 8 +8 13
2 Mantwenic 5 3 1 1 13 11 +2 10
3 Vilita & Turori 5 2 1 2 14 14 0 7
4 Wolfhunters 5 1 1 3 7 10 −3 4
5 Schmiegelland 5 1 1 3 16 20 −4 4
6 Shofercia 5 0 3 2 15 18 −3 3

This is a friendly reminder that you have an off day tomorrow before scorination of the group stage resumes on Friday.
Last edited by Equestrian States on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
83rd World Cup Champions
58th & 59th AOCAF Cup Champions
5x World Cup, 2x Cup of Harmony, 1x Baptism of Fire, 2x World Cup of Hockey, 3x World Baseball Classic, 1x World Bowl, 2x International Basketball Championship Host

User avatar
Qazox
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21295
Founded: Jan 17, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Qazox » Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:14 pm

Qazoxian Turnip
Your News, Our Way!


What happened?

Apparently the IceWolves had a game, but once this reporter got there, the game was over, as Qazox won 6-3 over Kriegiersein. But no one knows anything about the game. No player, coach, WCoH official, referee or fan can remember who scored, any penalties that occurred or even what Kriegiersein's players looked like. All the videos and photos of the game were either erased, blurry or just showed an empty arena. One player, who refused to be named, did state that just before the opening face-off, a tingle of electricity was felt on the bench; and the next thing he knew the game was over. Qazox will travel to Galnius to begin the second-half of qualification.

SCORING SUMMARY: ??
Wikipage/Qazox National Football Team
Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
xkcd 1110 (zoomable!)

User avatar
Gyatso-kai
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1178
Founded: Aug 03, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Matchday 05: Neu Engollon 0 - 3 Gyatso-kai

Postby Gyatso-kai » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:20 am

Image

Goal Summary

First Period
GKI Ishii [Ito] (01:40)

Second Period
GKI Skirata [Gilamij] (08:37)

Third Period
GKI Ishii [Unassisted] (12:43)

Penalty Summary

First Period
03:14 --- NEG --- High-sticking, 2-min --- J. LeTrac drawn by Ito P.
05:33 --- GKI --- Elbowing, 2-min --- Ishii H. drawn by S. Kemmelz
18:43 --- NEG --- Interference, 2-min --- A. Reimsel drawn by Zhao H.

Second Period
02:01 --- NEG --- Hooking, 2-min --- E. Volkzein drawn by K. Skirata

Third Period
09:52 --- GKI --- Tripping, 2-min --- Sato S. drawn by E. Volkzein

Goaltending

Team	Name		SA	GA	Saves	SV%	TOI
GKI Zhao H. 28 00 28 1.000 59:33
NEG C. Bassati 26 03 23 0.885 59:05


Shots on Goal Summary

TEAM	1st	2nd	3rd	OT	FINAL
GKI 12 11 10 XX 26
TPR 12 13 12 XX 28


Injury Summary

**No Injuries Reported**

Three Stars

First Star: Zhao Hotaka (28 Saves, 28 Shots Faced)
Second Star: Hakoda Ishii (2G, 0A)
Third Star: Kal Skirata (1G, 0A)




Post Match comments

By the forsaken Gods of Mandalore! A shutout! Shensheng de gaowan!

Can Yue-Lo --- Avatarian Sports Commentator, on ASPN's Can YUE-LO?!


SHUTOUT! DRINKS ON ME!

Barkeep,The Golden Leaf Public House


#icebisons SHUTOUT!!! #wcoh21 TO THE TOP!

Aima Yelim --- Avatarian AV Idol on RepTwitter




[i]SCHEDULE

Matchday 01, 01 June at 92Ko-oren --- WIN 2-3
Matchday 02, 02 June vs 25Torisakia --- DRAW 4-4
Matchday 03, 03 June at 20Sicoutimont --- WIN 5-6
Matchday 04, 04 June vs NRTailsPrower --- WIN 5-1
Matchday 05, 05 June at NRNeu Engollon --- WIN 0-3
*** 06 June --- TOURNAMENT BYE DAY ***
Matchday 06, 07 June vs 92Ko-oren
Matchday 07, 08 June at 25Torisakia
Matchday 08, 09 June vs 20Sicoutimont
Matchday 09, 10 June at NRTailsPrower
Matchday 10, 11 June vs NRNeu Engollon



Group Two - Matchday 04


Neu Engollon 0 – 3 Gyatso-kai
Torisakia 2 – 4 Sicoutimont
TailsPrower 1 – 0 Ko-oren

That is all for the Cinderella. With the Ice Bisons shutting them down 3-nil at home, they have fallen to 2-3. Torisakia, once the top team in Group Two, continues to take a downward spiral, now coming off a 4-2 defeat at home by Sicoutimont; now with twelve points in the Group Standings, they are just a lone point behind Gyatso-kai. TailsPrower took part in the Battle for Last Place, coming out ahead of Ko-oren by a lone goal at home following their defeat yesterday in Gyatso-kai to earn their first victory.

  Group 2                         		Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Gyatso-kai 5 4 1 0 21 12 +9 13
2 Image Sicoutimont 5 4 0 1 21 13 +8 12
3 Image Torisakia 5 2 1 2 18 20 -2 7
4 Image Neu Engollon 5 2 0 3 10 15 −5 6
5 Image TailsPrower 5 1 0 4 8 14 −6 3
6 Image Ko-oren 5 1 0 4 11 15 −4 3




The Goalscorers for Gyatso-kai

Player		Goals	Games Scores Made In
Hakoda ISHII 07 I (2), III (3), IV (2), V (2)
Kal SKIRATA 05 I, II, III (2), IV, V (1)
SATO Sorua 01 II
Iwai Itsuki 01 II
ISHIDA Arnook 02 II, IV
IKEDA Kuruk 01 III
ITO Pakku 01 IV



The Next Match

Preview: Matchday 06 vs 20Ko-oren

The Ice Bisons are set to face the second leg of the World Cup of Hockey. The first game of the leg sets to bring our boys home to the Sundari Times Forum to face Ko-oren. As the last place team, Ko-oren is not set to be a true opponent for the Ice Bisons, who will likely practice up a storm the next few days. Expect plenty of goals, great defence, and maybe another hat trick.




Copyright 2013.2 Avatarian Sports Programming Network. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
URL: http://www.aspn.com.gk/articles/ahl/20902101
© 2013 Avatarian Sportts Programming Network
Last edited by Gyatso-kai on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Avatarian Republic of Gyatso-kai
Denomyn: Avatarian || Trigramme: GKI || Located: Arrosia
Factbook || Armed Forces Holocron
Champions: World Cup of Hockey XXIII, XLIV, XLV, XLVIII, L, AOHC XII
Runner-Up: World Junior Hockey Championship III, World Cup of Hockey XXI, XXVI,
Third Place: World Cup of Hockey XV, XVII, XVIII, XL, XLVII

User avatar
Stretta
Diplomat
 
Posts: 503
Founded: Feb 21, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Stretta » Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:30 am

OOC: Apologies for lack of posting, and the shortness of this one. I had some good news and got celebrating when I should have been posting ;)



The latest home match from the Strettan hockey team showed a lot of positive movement. The second victory in a row, and Mason's first shut-out, they will be looking ahead to the rest of the matches in the group stage and attempting desperately to rescue their chances of advancement to the knock-out stages.

Nobody thought it would be easy, least of all Roger Saltwater. Reports from inside the Strettan camp show that his temper hasn't cooled in the years following "Skate-gate", as it has become known. Instead of focusing on the positives from each game, the coach is famed for highlighting weakness. For some players, this will be a big boost, but for others it could spell potential disaster. So what does the rest of the group hold for Stretta?

Half-way through already, it is now a perfect time to look at the opposition and make guesses as to final overall position. At the moment, barring any upsets, it would seem that Stretta can hope for a "best third place" result, which is a lottery in itself. This reporter believes that it may, until next year at least, be best to focus your viewing attention on the Strettan football team.

User avatar
Vaugania
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1545
Founded: Nov 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Vaugania » Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:18 am

VauganiaSportsToday

Golden Eagles Get Out To Good Start


Tomas Alexander has coached his team to its best WCoH start in only his first appearance. In WCoH XIX, the Golden Eagles started out 2-1-2 putting them in 3rd place in Group 4 behind Polar Islandstates and Mantwenic. Team Vaugania would end up missing out on the playoffs by finish 4th in the wildcard when a 2nd place finish was needed. WCoH XX was Michael Dubinski's last effort as Golden Eagle coach. Vaugania began the tournament 2-0-0-2 putting them in 5th out of 7 teams in group 7. Ahead of them were Vilita and Turori, Plutoni, Equestrian States, and Sitcoutimont in that order. Now following the 1-1 draw with newcomers, the Sova Empire, the Golden Eagles are 3-1-1 in 2nd place. For the first time, the Golden Eagles are in qualifying position halfway through the group stage.

Here is a preview of the second half as well as a bit of recap in case you missed the games:

Soviet Canuckistan (7): Those Canuckistanis sure know how to play hockey. On Matchday 1, they showed us why they are the number 7 team in the world by schooling the Golden Eagles 4-2. We mustn't fell bad though. Soviet Canuckistan is currently 5-0-0 and are the runaway leaders of Group 4. They are 5 points ahead of second place, us. In Matchday 6, we are hoping for a closer game, but the Canuckistanis are favored to win this one. We can't count our boys out though. Taking any points in this one would be a boon to our tournament.

Maximus Bush (UR): Though we put 6 goals on the board, this wasn't a game anyone is particularly proud of. There were gaping holes in the defense and Maximus Bush was able to respond with 4 of their own. On Matchday 7, Olli Fedetenko, who will be starting on Days 6 and 7 to give Craig Howard full time to rest for the homestretch, will be looking to shut down the Maximus Bush offense while our own offense gets the same thing going. If the Golden eagles don't get a win here, it will be a shocker.

Shadowbourne (122): Shadowbourne is not considered a problem at all. Craig Howard blanked them with 19 saves while the Golden Eagle offense scored 5 on the porous Shadowbourne D. This included a 2 goal night for new captain, Jurgis Streit and 1 point apiece went to newcomers Colin Knight and Pavel Smirnov. the two earned an assist and a goal respectively. On Matchday 8, the Golden Eagles will be looking to do more of the same and take another 3 points in their quest towards a berth in the playoffs.

Falconwhereveryouare (11): The 1st game against the 11th ranked team in the world went in the Golden Eagles' favor, but it sure was a nail-biter. The winner came late in the third with Jarle Hermansen deflecting a Kusti Holmstrom shot over the goaltender's outstretched glove hand. This will be the most interesting game to watch in the second. The result of this one could make or break the playoff chances of these two teams. We aren't going to call this one because it's so up in the air. Falconwhereveryouare is also only 1 point behind us in the standings which adds some more excitement to this Matchday 9 pairing.

The Sova Empire (UR): The Sova Empire is 2nd of the two unranked teams the Golden eagles are up against. Due to some enthusiastic defensive work by the newcomers and an unfortunate breakdown of the Vauganian attack, they managed to hold us to a tie. Coach Alexander has vowed that such a result would not occur again. We are going to side with Coach on this one. Chalk up 3 points for the Golden Eagles here as well.
My most favoritest picture ever | Sports Achievements | Poltical Test... just as I suspected
Population: 120,000,000
President: Kris Strong
Active Military: 2,000,000
Military Reserves: 6,500,000 (mandatory reserve service from 18-21)
VAUGANIA
RUSHMORE FOREVER
Just call me Vaug. Or not if that's how you roll.

User avatar
Havl
Minister
 
Posts: 2943
Founded: Dec 06, 2004
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Havl » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:50 pm

Image
Havl Ekes Out Win Against Saintland

St. Petrus, Saintland – Havl earned a hard-fought victory Wednesday night against unranked Saintland. The reigning World Cup champions gave up one-goal leads three times in a knock-down, drag-out match against the Sanctii squad. "I've played a lot of unranked teams, and they didn't play like an unranked team," said Havl winger Jason State. "Their defense was solid, and their offense was kicking." Saintland, notable for its physicality, led the game with ten penalties.

On the Havl squad's first trip to St. Petrus, the defending champs were looking to pad their lead of Group 7. "Coach keeps telling us to play hard, focus; act like it's an elimination game," said team captain Justin Donndelinger. "Saintland kept up with us, so we had to scrounge for offense on every line." Sanctii backup goalkeeper Ioannes Laetonius faced a steady barrage of shots as Havl outshot Saintland 35-25. However, the upstart challengers made great use of their offensive opportunities. "Our defense was good," said Havl goaltender Davis Rich. "But [Saintland] made some great shots. When they had the odd-man rush, they were usually good for a goal."

Image
Jason State scored twice in the third period.

Havl drew first blood with a goal from Brian Demerson five minutes into the first period. But Saintland earned their first of many comebacks with consecutive goals from Ioannes Bruccius and Abraham Otacilius. Donndelinger evened the score with a one-timer before the end of the period. Havl started the second period strong when a bouncing shot from Adam Fleer trickled past Laetonius. Saintland came back with a second goal from Bruccius that tied the score. Guy Allender notched his first goal of the tournament with three minutes left in the second period on a tic-tac-toe pass from linemates Fleer and Andrei Petrov.

In the third period, Sanctii winger Matthaeus Artorius tied it up with a slapshot from the point. But Saintland's three-line system was starting to show cracks. That's when Jason State took charge. "We had some great opportunities throughout the third period, but we couldn't connect," said State. With ten minutes left in the period, Sanctii defenseman Iosue Gavius was charged with high sticking, giving Havl a crucial powerplay. State, Donndelinger, and Gilles Lecompte set up camp in front of the Saintland net and waited for the perfect pass. With seven seconds left on the powerplay, Donndelinger passed to Beierle who dished it to State for the go-ahead goal. The teams continued to battle for the rest of the period, with Havl looking emboldened by the late turn of events. When Saintland pulled Josephus with two minutes to go, State cleared the puck, scoring an empty-netter for a final score of 6-4.

With the victory, Havl extends its lead of Group 7 to two points over Valanora. Coverage of World Cup of Hockey XXI will continue on HTVM Friday evening when Havl will travel to St. Petrus to play 56th-ranked Lymantatia live from Lymantatia National Arena.

Box Score
Havl2226
Saintland2114

Image
Team Leaders
Num Name G A Pts
17 Justin Donndelinger 2 5 7
8 Gilles Lecompte 1 4 5
19 Jason State 4 2 6
71 Rufio Dellucci 1 1 2
18 Darryl Matousek 1 2 3
9 Brian Demerson 1 2 3
10 Guy Allender 1 2 3
13 Andrei Petrov 1 3 4
11 Adam Fleer 2 2 4
14 Kirk Siegmeister 1 1 2
16 Chris Dyer 1 1 2
15 Kasuke Fukufuji 0 2 2
2 Brian Beierle 1 3 4
7 Quinton Ancrum 0 2 2
4 Timo Sarinen 0 1 1
5 Ivan Keisler 0 1 1
3 Juha Mikinen 0 0 0
77 Tomas Holicek 0 0 0

Num Name GP W L T GA SA GAA S% SO
29 Davis Rich 5 4 0 1 12 125 2.40 90.4 2
1 Jessica Dunlop 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Scores and Schedule
Saturday, June 1 Havl 8 - Lymantatia 4
Sunday, June 2 Havl 2 - Valanora 2
Monday, June 3 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 0 - Havl 2
Tuesday, June 4 Havl 3 – Sjovenia 0
Wednesday, June 5 Saintland 4 - Havl 6
Thursday, June 6: Off Day
Friday, June 7: Lymantatia vs. Havl
Saturday, June 8: Valanora vs. Havl
Sunday, June 9: Havl vs. The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Monday, June 10: Sjovenia vs. Havl
Tuesday, June 11: Havl vs. Saintland

User avatar
The Sova Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 630
Founded: Nov 15, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Sova Empire » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:24 pm

Man, RL has been a pain in the rear lately. Good to be back and RP'ing.


Finally, something that isn't a loss

3 consecutive losses for TSE is followed up by a tie

It has been 4 days since our last coverage of a hockey game, but unless you are a diehard hockey fan (that's you, northerners), you did not miss much. 3 straight losses by 1 goal, and a 1-1 tie. Let's recap the first 2:

Loss 1: Falconwhereveryouare

We kinda figured that was going to be a loss. It was nice to see that we didn't get entirely blown out by that team, considering how much higher ranked they were (11th, for you statisticians out there). Sadly, they have not posted a roster, but while we don't know the names of their goal-scorers, we know the names of ours. Roald broke away late in the 2nd period for a goal, and halfway through the third, Lars took a one-timer for a nice goal. Kristoffer had a good night, as he had a lot of good saves despite 3 goals given up.

Loss 2: Soviet Canuckistan

Again, this team is much higher ranked than we are, and we were happy to be in contention. The 7th ranked team was shocked by a beautiful shot delivered by Halvdan, but TSE never saw the lead again. 2 goals later, the first ended with a 2-1 score. The 2nd ended similarly, with the only goal scored being a Canucki one-timer that got to the back of the net. A desperation goal came late in the third to bring the game to within 1, but it was too little too late.
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him in
/▌ your sig so Bob can take over the
/ \ world.
Quarterfinals: HWC 10
Round of 16: IBC 12, WBC 26 + 27


World Bowl Ranking: 44th, 4.52 points
World Cup Ranking: 58th, 14.8 points
World Baseball Classic Ranking: 18th, 1.66 points

User avatar
Neu Engollon
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7413
Founded: Aug 13, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neu Engollon » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:48 pm

ALBERTVILLE ARENA
RHONE CANTON, NEU ENGOLLON


"We lost, Sammy. We were shut out. They kicked us around that ice like a bunch of ragdolls."

"It wasn't that bad, Coach. We knew it was gonna be a brutal fight. The Avatarians are #5 ranked. The guys held up pretty we-"

"Naaahh. They were bad, Sammy. Don't sugarcoat it. They let the Gyatso-kai powerhouse get in their heads and then slam 'em around the boards out there." Coach Le Houne wasn't letting up. Once again, Sammy the trainer, and nurse, and shrink, and sitter, and...Once again, Sammy had to be the buffer between the Coach and some seriously butt hurt kids down in the locker room.

"And they gave as good as they got. Hell look at the times in the box, Ernie with the hooking, Julien with the high sticking. You know, push a Neu Engollonian and they'll rip yer head off." He got a smile out of the Coach on that one.
"We had almost even parity on shots on goal, in fact, I think we had more, it's just that..."

"Cal let three shots through. Yep. That was the weak link. Thank you, Sammy. I want him out next game in Torisakia."

Crap. Crap. Crap. Merd. "Aww, Coach, no. No. Cal is doing great. Come on, seriously? You're looking for blame, Coach. This ain't like you. Maybe you should sound this off Coach Mondavssen." Assistant Coach Herald Mondavssen, who was down pep talking the team like Coach Le Houne should be.

"I'm looking to firm up the Ibex and this is the way to do it. We're gonna give Vinnie a shot to start, then Pascal can jump in on third, maybe, no...maybe sooner, maybe second...but fresh blood, ya know."

"Sure." Sammy was ready to shut his mouth. He had made this situation way worse and he wasn't sure exactly how. Vinnie Gaspard was not a starter goalie, not by a long shot. Stranger things had happened, maybe it would work. What did a frickin' trainer know?
"Coach, I gotta get down there. Get the walkin' wounded back to sprinting."

"Yeah, sure, Sammy. Thanks for the insight. We'll talk later."

Crap.
In Memory of our friend
My Factbook
Important Neu Engollian Links.
'The Forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe. For the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was wood, he was one of them."

User avatar
Saintland
Senator
 
Posts: 3644
Founded: Dec 22, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Saintland » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:17 am

Royal One - Postgame Interview

After the exciting 6-4 loss against Havl, Abraham Volusenus was in the Royal One studios in St. Petrus.

Abraham Volusenus - A disappointing outcome for the Kingdom of Saintland today. They put up a great effort against the defending champions, but in the end they fell short, due to the absence of Prince Josephus and Thomas Clovius. Today, I have a very special guest. He is the captain of the Kingdom of Saintland's National Soccer Team. He is Prince Andreas.

Prince Andreas walks into the studio and sits down across from Abraham Volusenus.

Abraham Volusenus - Prince Andreas, I thank you for joining us today.

Prince Andreas - I'm happy to take some time out of my schedule to talk to Royal One.

Abraham Volusenus - The talk of the Kingdom right now is the upcoming Strongnesse Cup match against New Sideburn. Now that Lukas Strongnesse has retired, will that trophy being coming home to our Kingdom?

Prince Andreas - I already have the team back together and we are practicing furiously in preparation for the upcoming World Cup cycle. This time, we expect to win that trophy of Strongnesse the Thug and we expect to qualify for the World Cup. Anything short of qualification will be considered a disaster.

Abraham Volusenus - Sounds like you've set the bar pretty high this time around.

Prince Andreas - It is God's Will. Its our time to take our spot among the elite nations in international soccer.

Abraham Volusenus - Indeed, it is. Will there be any changes to the squad for World Cup 65?

Prince Andreas - We're going with the same 18 men that went through the Baptism of Fire. Those other players might get considered for World Cup 66 spots if they win a medal at the Olympics. Personally, I want to see them win gold.

Abraham Volusenus - Are you suggesting that our Kingdom's soccer B team can win gold at the Olympics?

Prince Andreas - I'm not suggesting anything. That's what my father expects. He wants to dominate the podium this year.

Abraham Volusenus - Very good. Changing subjects for a moment, would you like to discuss the rumors about your top-secret project. Rumor has it that you're running a new company, funded out of the Royal Treasury, called Royal Computer Entertainment of Saintland. Apparently, its also going by RCES. Can you confirm or deny these rumors?

Prince Andreas - I'm not going to comment on any rumors about that, but I can confirm that we will be having a press conference on the eve of the World Cup to reveal our project. That is when I will reveal the name of this business enterprise and our product.

Abraham Volusenus - Will the press conference be held before or after the Strongnesse Cup?

Prince Andreas - After.

Abraham Volusenus - Next week, Georgius Catiotus and Martha Pudentilla will be married in the Cathedral. Their wedding will be broadcast live on Royal One. Will you be in attendance?

Prince Andreas - Absolutely. I wouldn't miss Georgius's wedding and I'm happy for him. He has the good fortune to marry a lady like Martha. I know her and have a great deal of respect for her and everything that she's done for our Kingdom.

Abraham Volusenus - I know what you mean. She's a true role model for all the young ladies in our Kingdom. Switching to a different subject, recently the National Baseball Team competed in the World Baseball Classic again.

Prince Andreas - I heard.

Abraham Volusenus - This time around, your father set a goal for the National Baseball Team. They were to make the playoffs. They exceeded this goal.

Prince Andreas - I'm proud of them. Petrus Tragus did a great job as captain cleaning up the mess their previous captain caused. Watching them put the entire nation of Cassadaigua in their place was a great moment. Baseball, soccer, basketball and ice hockey are not sports that ladies should be participating in. Participating in such sports is an unfeminine activity.

Abraham Volusenus - I understand where you are coming from. I have a question, though. Will the Kingdom be entering any female athletes in the upcoming Olympics?

Prince Andreas - We will only enter female athletes in sports that we deem appropriate for proper ladies. It is appalling that foreigners would treat their women like they are men. No wonder they have so many repulsive "women" that look like men in their countries.

Abraham Volusenus - I've noticed that foreign resident women tend to be less good-looking than Sanctii women.

Prince Andreas - That's definitely true, but foreign resident women that live in Saintland tend to look and act in a much more feminine fashion than they would have if they lived elsewhere.

Abraham Volusenus - Let's discuss ice hockey. Do you think that the National Hockey Team has a chance of turning things around and finishing 5-5.

Prince Andreas - No. They couldn't even beat Lymantatia.

Abraham Volusenus - Would things be different if Thomas Clovius and Prince Josephus were healthy.

Prince Andreas - Absolutely. That injury ended our Kingdom's hopes this time. I really would prefer not to think about that trainwreck right now.

Abraham Volusenus - I understand. Unfortunately we have run out of time. I thank Prince Andreas again for joining us. Remember to keep your TV on Royal One after the upcoming home game against Valanora...
NS Sports Results | Saintland Press | Commentaries on the WA's resolutions 7-22-14 update: Complete through #125 |
World Baseball Classic 27 co-host | World Bowl XXII host | World Cup of Hockey 23 host | Various Rankings | King Paulus XV Memorial Games
Official Name: Regnvm Sanctvsterra
Official Name in English: Kingdom of Saintland
Monarch: King Paulus XVI
Demonym: Sanctii
Trigram: SNT

User avatar
Torisakia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17206
Founded: Jun 04, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Torisakia » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:00 am

Tommy's Blog


Can I diddle with George? NO! Oh, hello! So we start the second leg of the tournament today. What could go wrong? Most of the games are at home, shouldn't be too hard? Right? Wrong! I mean, if we can beat Gyatso-kai, Ko-oren, and Sicoutimont, we'll be fine. Maybe if our defense gets better, we can actually pitch a shutout. But, and this is a big but, if we can't, I can assure you all that I'll be spending the rest of my life in school prison. A-and since I mentioned Cassidy's tits again on my blog, like I did just now. Anyway, Let's move on.

Cassidy said on her FB that she got a message from one of the players at Gyatso-kai. It was just a casual message, doesn't seem harmless. Could a player from an enemy team be intrested in one of our own? Maybe so. On the note of messages, I heard Alexei got some message from a girl he met in Neu Engollon last Saturday. Apparently, she thinks he thinks I think that she thinks he said I said she said I think he thinks she thinks that I said what he thinks. Right? Yes, very well. I got an IM from some girl from a town called Obyrrah. Huh. She called me a Hegismalzterensibri, aparently that's Shittish for "faggot". And that was that. Later on I was looking though some old posts and I wondered, did I ever get that glass of milk. Huh. I think I need to change my password, too many Hegismalzterensibri's trying to hack my account are they? HA! You can't hack me, I'm Murvin Alexander! Maybe I need to deactivate this blog and start another one. Maybe not. Depends on how deep the whole thing with Cassidy gets. If you know what I mean...you don't? WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?!

I did get an email from Cassidy, it was about the tits thing. She said I'm taking it too far, and I should focus on other things. I think she's right, probably should've never mentioned it. I also got an email from Jessica, who told me to stop blaming her for our losses. It's not me who's doing it, it's her. Anyways, I was interviewed by K-OCK 97.7 on the radio yesterday. They asked me about my blog, and why I used it to manipulate brain waves and cause dolphins to go into cardiac arrest. I didn't know what to say. I went red and all flustered, I said "yeah, uh, yeah it's, uh, you know, about 7 AM," then the redio host says "No it isn't! It's 8 AM! What the hell are you saying?!" So I got up, and ran out the door faster than an electronic babysitter. So I ran and ran until I was stopped by a cop. He looked at me and said, "What the fuck, Mick," and he started laughing silently. It was then, a bag of catnip I had in my pocket that I picked up for my cat fell out. That's when I get into really big trouble....

Later that day, I got put in jail for possession. Huh. I got out eventually, ac-actually I was only in there for 10 minutes. I went home, checked the blog, and started posting this. But the story aside, lets just hope the second leg will be better than the first. Hopefully Cassidy and Jessica will pull through for us like they did against Neu Engollon and Gyatso-kai last time. Hopefully get us a playoff spot, but don't be too sure. Anything could go wrong at any time. You have to be quick. And hope that Alexei doesn't get too cocky this time around. He's what's been messing us up you know. Anyways, I have faith in this team still. A few more wins and we'll be on our way. WHEE!

Comments:
1. wally: This has to be the most fucked-up post yet Murvin
2. TinyRocks: I think Murvin took a hit off that catnip before he came here
3. Fuse2813: Nice story, where'd you get it? lol
4. hockeymask17: I'm just hoping Jessica get more goals this time around. She's a good player, I know she can make goals
...
23. Silver29: Maybe this time we'll grow cheese and eat tulips. if you know what i mean...
24. penuts: @Silver29, I don't think anyone does...
25. DylanCliff: Anyone know how many goals Cassidy has so far?
26. hockeymask17: @DylanCliff, 7.
...
52: gerbal98: This post gave me cancer
53: wally: @gerbal98, find a treatment center immediately. And sue Murvin for a picture of Cassidy's tits
54: Diamontisse: Guys, I really think we should stop with the whole "Cassidy's tits" meme.
55. TinyRocks: @Diamontisse, -nope-
...
98. CassidyMcKenzieOfficial: It's the teasing I get from Alexei that I hate. I actually find the tits meme to be hilarious. Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless fun. I make jokes about it ^_^
99. Murvin: @CassidyMcKenzieOfficial, Good to know, Cassidy. Didn't want you to be upset or anything. And don't mind Alexei, he's just a Hegismalzterensibri. :P
100. Fuse2813: Cassidy makes jokes about her own tits? AWEEE YEAHHH!
101. CassidyMcKenzieOfficial: @Fuse2813, Everyone's gotta grow up sometime. Maybe not soon, but sometime. xD
See all comments(82,578)
Last edited by Torisakia on Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:02 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Plutoni
Envoy
 
Posts: 301
Founded: Mar 02, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Plutoni » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:35 am

We at the Journal of Useless Research were pleased to visit Quakmybush to watch Plutoni get back on the winning track. One of our editors then tried to get an interview, but team Quakmybush had to deal with the loss and we didn't want to bother them. We also tried to talk to the Zamboni driver, who also had places to be. Instead, we found something that wasn't going anywhere under its own power: the Zamboni itself! Enjoy our enlightening look into the world of international hockey.

JUR: Well great game today, you looked really good out there. All that speed, and the way you cover the ice!

Zamboni: *nnk*

JUR: Humble as always, I see. Well, congratulations anyway. You have a bye week, and then another off day before the Stars visit Quakmybush, any big plans?

Zamboni: *rtt*

JUR: Well, yes, I suppose you don't want to give all your wild secrets away to the press! Now, that second period was more of an action-packed one, more goals than the first. Did that influence the way you went out there, having all those blade marks to deal with?

Zamboni: *hss*

JUR: To be sure, there's lots of moving around even when things are low-scoring too. Do you think the fans are supportive?

Zamboni: *ptt*

JUR: It's difficult not to be appreciated, I suppose. And what about your rider, do you get along okay?

Zamboni: *bkk*

JUR: That's good. Any predictions for the rest of the group stage?

Zamboni: *kss*

JUR: No, I suppose it is wide-open, you don't want to say anything too specific. And how are Quakmybush going to turn things around?

Zamboni: *drr*

JUR: You don't know? I thought you were an expert on turning things around!

Zamboni: *krr*

JUR: You disappoint me.

Zamboni: *dss*

JUR: I'm sorry! I suppose it does take some amount of teamwork...

Zamboni: *ktt*

JUR: And the same to you. Well, join us next time, and maybe we'll have even more stirring interviews with inanimate objects.

First period: Levor 7:41, Bjorkman 19:06
Second period: Dimuse 9:40, Lulbin 13:02, Novacek 18:14
Third period: Hempsin 8:34
You're not a vacuum; you're a black hole!

84th Lowest Police Ratios

User avatar
Sangti
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1361
Founded: May 03, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Sangti » Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:43 am

SURPRISES
by Mico Toledo, El Diario Deportivo del Sangti


Image


The Flaming Eagles may have worn unusual gears throughout the first round and was widely expected to be a floormat to the teams in Group 8, but the Sangtians proved that defense wins games.

The campaign did not went Sangti's way at the start, as they lost to Carsatoga 0-1,but got redemption by beating Alexandr Land 1-0. Then the Flaming Eagles were outclassed by Darmen, 1-5. Things weren't going well that time, their next matchup was against the eighth ranked Michael VII, and no one expected Sangti, even I, to win that game. Well, the defense held out, and the match finished 0-0. And in the fifth matchday, they beat SGD 1-0.

Still, the first round was not to be expected, but we accept any unexpected events. But one thing was bothering the Sangtian sports fanatics - the jersey, will it still be released?

"We recently contacted Vulpine Sportif and we are yet to get a response. Not only us, but also the fans are waiting. They want replicas of the kit or jersey or jacket or whatever gear they may call it. Hopefully it will be released soon so that the players will be proud wearing them." An Flaming Eagles insider told us, unfortunately in anonymity.

Meanwhile, the territories of Alitaba and the Pilipin Repablik will host the last two home games of Sangti. Unfortunately the Arena Nacional Sangti was damaged in the riots that occurred during the Agilang Dilaw Football Team's match with their archrivals the German Spanish Empire. There is no timetable whether when hockey can return to Sangti. The game against Carsatoga by the way will now be held in Arinespa in Isla Nespa, home of the Parto clan.
THE ROYAL UNION OF SANGTI AND THE FILINDO ISLES
Region: Esportiva | Sportswire | Trigramme: SFI | Leader: Alfonso Arias| Libertad Sportswear - re-opening soon
Founder, Trofeo de Paz
Winners, World Baseball Classic 29, NSCAA 6, Federation Club Cup I, Rugby Union World Cup 23 | Qualified for World Cup 68, 69 and 71

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to NS Sports

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot], South Newlandia, The Plough Islands, Vaishnavaria

Advertisement

Remove ads