I love riding horses. It's so fun.
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by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:51 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:52 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:53 pm
by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:53 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:53 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:56 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:57 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Lol.
I remember once in Rajasthan, this happened.
Friend: "We should rent two camels and ride from Jaipur to New Delhi."
Me: "OK."
Of course, we got off the camels a hundred miles or so later, because we got bored. We sent the camels back and hitchhiked the rest of the way.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:58 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I remember once in Rajasthan, this happened.
Friend: "We should rent two camels and ride from Jaipur to New Delhi."
Me: "OK."
Of course, we got off the camels a hundred miles or so later, because we got bored. We sent the camels back and hitchhiked the rest of the way.
Lol. Awesome.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:01 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Lol. Awesome.
A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.
Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.
by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:01 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Lol. Awesome.
A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.
Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:05 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.
Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.
Genius bastard.
Wait.
Did you really only have money to pay for half a bowl?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:20 pm
by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:21 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Tell me, Undies.com, how does a topless woman help you sell bras?
I genuinely want to know.
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by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:24 pm
by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:25 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:30 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I am currently playing the Airport Game.
I believe I am somewhere in Spain near Santiago, though I do not yet have enough evidence to definitively say it is Spain. There was a sign that I believe told me to reduce speed because I am approaching an urban center, but I have yet to see evidence of said urban center.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:08 pm
by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:10 pm
Astrolinium wrote:I begin to suspect that I am not in Spain after all, but rather Mexico. I do not know if there is a Santiago in Mexico or if it is by the sea, but I did pass a billboard just now which was entirely in English.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:11 pm
by Olthar » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:12 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Individuality-ness » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:13 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I stumbled upon this. I WISH TO DIE.
by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:13 pm
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