DEFEATED!: Commend A mean old man

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

NOTING that AMOM commonly causes chaos and mayhem with his language;

CONDEMNING that it is not used in an altogether anarchy-promiting way;

REJECTS this commendation for potentially making a non-anarchy a role model for Metanian citizens.

Well OK, I'll accept that criticism. It makes more sense than most of this other drivel I'm having to respond to.

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

I don't care if your in-character or not, that's uncalled for.

What do you mean "in-character"? This isn't fucking drama class you moonbat!

Tengri deliver me from this den of imbeciles!

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

If the mean old man would stop leaving his used colostomy bags on the curb where they lend a distinctive odour of stomach acid to the surrounding air, the Walden Estates would vote for this resolution.

Hiriaurtung Arororugul takes note of this for a possible future condemnation.

*mumbles* Not only is he ungrateful but I now find he leaves bags of shit lying around.

[South Norwega]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

You seem to be implying that their sexual activities get in the way of voting for. Could you explain how this works?

Furthermore, we resent being referred to as Hippies, and shall henceforth initiate legal proceedings against your person, Mr *Looks through his notes* uh... Whoever you are. *An aide whispers into his ear* Mr Ahrowrowrugual

-Gordon Brown 4537,
South Norwegian WA Ambassador

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

You seem to be implying that their sexual activities get in the way of voting for. Could you explain how this works?

WHAT!? I was using it as an adjective, not a verb.

Though now that I think about it your interpretation might make sense....

Furthermore, we resent being referred to as Hippies, and shall henceforth initiate legal proceedings against your person, Mr *Looks through his notes* uh... Whoever you are. *An aide whispers into his ear* Mr Ahrowrowrugual

-Gordon Brown 4537,
South Norwegian WA Ambassador

Or we could settle it with pistols at dawn.

[South Norwega]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

You seem to be implying that their sexual activities get in the way of voting for. Could you explain how this works?

WHAT!? I was using it as an adjective, not a verb.

Though now that I think about it your interpretation might make sense....

We in South Norwega do not recognise that particular word as an adjective, only a verb. But we do see what you mean.

Furthermore, we resent being referred to as Hippies, and shall henceforth initiate legal proceedings against your person, Mr *Looks through his notes* uh... Whoever you are. *An aide whispers into his ear* Mr Ahrowrowrugual

-Gordon Brown 4537,
South Norwegian WA Ambassador

Or we could settle it with pistols at dawn.[/quote]

Can we not have our aides do the duel? They're a whole lot less useful, after all.

-Gordon Brown 4537,
South Norwegian WA Ambassador

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

Can we not have our aides do the duel? They're a whole lot less useful, after all.

I would consider it an act of cowardice to expect one of my aides to stand in my place upon the field of honor.

[South Norwega]

Can we not have our aides do the duel? They're a whole lot less useful, after all.

I would consider it an act of cowardice to expect one of my aides to stand in my place upon the field of honor.

As you wish, General. It'll be a fair bit cheaper, regardless. *chuckles*

-Gordon Brown 4537,
South Norwegian WA Ambassador

[Ardchoille]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

THE CHAIRMAN PRO TEM: General Arororugul is reminded that his language is unparliamentary. I do not wish to have to Name the delegate and will therefore request that he moderate his language, if not out of respect for his colleagues and this Chamber, then in recognition of the presence of visitors in the public gallery.

[Urgench]

Oh go, oh god, oh god, oh god, someone tell a joke, pleeeeaaaassee!?

Two Russian women were stealing vegetables from an honorable Urgenchi's garden.

The first woman, we'll call her the fat ugly one, pulls up a carrot and says: "ooh, this reminds me of my husband".

The second woman, we'll call her the village whore, asks: "why, because it is so long and hard?"

The fat ugly one replies: "no, because it is so dirty."

Mongkha laughed out loud, eliciting a shocked yelp from his nervous assistant, loud laughter not being a common habit among polite Urgenchis.

"My mother used to tell that joke Noble General, but in her version it was pig dung not dirt! By the founder that women had a wicked tongue." Mongkha chuckled.

[West Newmanistan]

The West Newmanistanian ambassador (who I once named but have forgotten at the moment), gets up and turns the to Chairman Pro Term: I thank you. Now let's get back to this highly critical piece of legislation that has our senior citizens on the edge of their seats.

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

The fucking retards are voting against this.

they tend to do that

Well of course they do. THEY'RE FUCKING RETARDS!

THE CHAIRMAN PRO TEM: General Arororugul is reminded that his language is unparliamentary. I do not wish to have to Name the delegate and will therefore request that he moderate his language, if not out of respect for his colleagues and this Chamber, then in recognition of the presence of visitors in the public gallery.

Of course. The joke about the Russians may have been a bit over the line. I shall moderate my comments in the future.

[Hiriaurtung Arororugul]

The West Newmanistanian ambassador (who I once named but have forgotten at the moment), gets up and turns the to Chairman Pro Term: I thank you. Now let's get back to this highly critical piece of legislation that has our senior citizens on the edge of their seats.

General Arororugul stares in disbelief as the ambassador from West Newmanistan explains how he once named himself, but now is unable to remember the name he chose for himself.

If you can't remember your new name, why not just go by the name your parents gave you? Or have you forgotten that as well?

This 'debate' has sank into the realm of the absurd. I feel that I must elevate myself above it.

With that, he gives an order to his staff, who proceed to lower one of the inflatable likenesses of a mean old man to the horizontal position. The mean old man is pumped full of helium and a small gondola is attached to its abdomen. Hiriaurtung Arororugul enters the gondola, the mooring lines are cast off, and the mean old dirigible rises into the air in the vast Security Council chamber.

From high above the assembled ambassadors, the General begins addressing the SC with a megaphone.

Ambassador Gordon Brown 4537, I have not forgotten our duel. My staff will be happy to prepare the other mean old dirigible for you so that we may settle our dispute in the air. Chose your weapon.

To the rest of you, I think you may need something to calm your nerves. All of you seem to be a bit on edge.

Perhaps this will help.

The General then opens the valve on a large cannister of Knootian Gay Spray and drops it into the chamber. He dons a gas mask and waits for the Gay Spray to begin taking effect.

[Philimbesi]

Nigel rolled his eyes and reached down underneath his podium, pulling out his Fine Yeldan Gas Mask he donnes it while offering a second to Sulla. Though he was pretty certain he wouldn't take it anyway...

[Diatraba]

Dimitri, looking at the great viewscreen which, along with showing information about the Members of the Assembly, showed the number of votes for and against the current resolution, sighed and said
"I wish to take the floor for five minutes"
I am very sorry to tell all the Gathered Delegates here that it looks very unlikely that A mean old man will receive his commendation as, according to the viewscreen, the votes stand thus:
For: 866
Against: 2,349
I cannot vote, but I am an Observer to all World Assembly activities"

[Philimbesi]

Nigel looked over at the observer from Diatriba.

Thank you ambassador as I was unawares that 866 was indeed less than 2349. Your powers of observation are indeed amazing.

[Diatraba]

Nigel looked over at the observer from Diatriba.

Thank you ambassador as I was unawares that 866 was indeed less than 2349. Your powers of observation are indeed amazing.

Nigel, I was simply informing the assembly. Anyway, what were you trying to point out by that comment?

[Philimbesi]

Nigel squinted, "That I was happy you used your powers of observation to tell me something I couldn't normally know?"

[Diatraba]

Nigel squinted, "That I was happy you used your powers of observation to tell me something I couldn't normally know?"

I thought you were being sarcastic, that's all

[Station Man]

Another let us honor hin with a condemnation BADGE? This crap has got to stop!

[Tzorsland]

How shall we hate thee? Let me count the regions.
the Rejected Realms votes against!
NationStates votes against!
the Pacific votes against!
Grand Central votes against!
The East Pacific votes against!

These are the reasons of whom the honored proposer of this resolution has dropped the "F" Bomb upon.

How shall we love thee? Let me count the regions.
Capitalist Paradise votes for!

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
It's a sad sad day in the SC, but we already knew that.
Fortunately, in the GC GA, there is always the stranger's bar.

[Unibotian WASC Mission]

How shall we hate thee? Let me count the regions.
the Rejected Realms votes against!
NationStates votes against!
the Pacific votes against!
Grand Central votes against!
The East Pacific votes against!

These are the reasons of whom the honored proposer of this resolution has dropped the "F" Bomb upon.

How shall we love thee? Let me count the regions.
Capitalist Paradise votes for!

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
It's a sad sad day in the SC, but we already knew that.
Fortunately, in the GC, there is always the stranger's bar.

Its the GA, not the GC.

[Krioval]

The General then opens the valve on a large cannister of Knootian Gay Spray and drops it into the chamber. He dons a gas mask and waits for the Gay Spray to begin taking effect.

Darvek[-kan] Tyvok, Chief within and Ambassador from the Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval, took a deep breath, and smiled enigmatically. "Does this bring back memories."

[Thatius]

This proposal wasted my time. I wish there was a none of the above button for your poll...

honestly, don't need to commend any one person for their voting...I mean half the other people in the WA make decisions too..