World Bowl XX Everything Thread

by **The Fanboyists** » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:44 pm

Allamunnic States Daily
Special World Bowl XX Coverage

Regulars lose second game of qualifiers, win next two games
Drop game against Rodard, take down Karditan and Powersith

The Regulars managed to help solidify their place as one of the top teams in the group over the last three games, two of which came on the road, where the Regulars have been unremarkable, going 1-2 while finishing the first half of qualifiers with a 4-0 record at home.

Rodard 6 - 3 Allamunnic States (Overtime)
The Regulars road woes continued as they dropped a 6-3 overtime game against Rodard, with one play ultimately costing them the game. The game was 0-0 late in the fourth quarter when Leif Erikson dropped back and suffered a strip-sack, injuring his shoulder in the process. The change in possession allowed Rodard to run out the clock. With John Painter taking over on the Regulars' overtime possession, the team failed to move the ball much, and were eventually forced to settle for Justin Connors' 19-yard field goal. What followed was a defensive lapse by Belle Marquette (who caught an interception earlier in the game) was knocked down and gave up a 14-yard touchdown pass that ended the game with the Regulars' defeat.

Before his injury, Leif Erikson went 9/16 for 129 yards. He suffered a minor shoulder injury, which was cured in time for him to play in the game against Powersith. Painter's relief effort was lackluster, as he went 3/8 for 26 yards. Meanwhile, Danyl Wyndhorst rushed 14 times for 53 yards, adding onto Haanryk Stahlburg's 6 rushes for 27 yards, Ryan Myers' 4 rushes for 29 yards, and Ole Nurdsunn's 7 rushes for 38 yards. The defense tallied eight sacks, as well as notching an interception (by Belle Marquette in the first quarter). Honorius Waalturs boosted his sack tally to ten by notching three of those sacks.

After the loss, there was widespread speculation about how the Regulars have now lost two games out of seven, both of them the types of close games that the Regulars have previously been good at winning. Perhaps the most-widely blamed factor has been the loss of depth along the offensive line. Because of the Regulars' reliance on a power-rushing attack, the offense is at its best when offensive linemen can be frequently rotated to keep the entire line fresher. With the loss of a large number of offensive linemen this past off-season, the line has been slow to rebuild its depth, and the linemen have entered the critical late stages of games exhausted and not playing at their best.

Whatever the cause, though, it is clear that with several more road games ahead on the slate, the Regulars need to play better away from Federal Steel Field. "We're not going to escape qualifiers if we don't start playing better on the road," head coach Ryan Smart said. "We have one more game at home in this half of qualifiers, and another on the road, and then we get some of our toughest games in the next half on the road. We cannot play like this when we're visiting Karditan and West Angola, or they'll chew us up and spit us out."

Allamunnic States 7 - 0 Karditan
The Regulars managed to come back and maintain their perfect home-record, at least, against the Ironworkers of host-nation Karditan. Of course, for much of the game, entering the fourth quarter, it looked like the Regulars had gotten themselves in another close struggle that they might not win. John Painter ended up being efficient in his first start of the year, filling in for the injured Leif Erikson as a precaution. He ended up going 12/13 for 138 yards, but it very nearly was not enough.

But that was when Danyl Wyndhorst happened, as he busted up the middle, breaking four tackles and galloping 54 yards to the endzone to put the Regulars up 7-0 after Justin Connors' PAT. Wyndhorst would finish the day with 16 rushes for 117 yards and a touchdown. The other running backs would make contributions, as well, with Ryan Myers rushing 7 times for 29 yards, Haanryk Stahlburg rushing six times for 24 yards, and Ole Nurdsunn rushing six times for 23 yards. The defense also forced six sacks, led by two from Honorius Waalturs, and Andrik Ierunmungur caught an interception, and Steven Lindburgh recovered a fumble forced by Theo Laansur.

Neither team was able to get anything going through the air, courtesy of another snowy day in Thomasburg. As it was, many people were amazed that John Painter was called on to throw thirteen passes with the snow swirling around the field. That also helped to contribute to the very defensive nature of the game. Of course, the other side of that was that Karditan, who are rapidly becoming a rival for the Allamunnae, just tend to play some very good, defensive games with the Regulars.

The win allows the Regulars to finish the first half of qualifiers undefeated at home. They are so far 0-2 on the road as they go abroad next week to play against Powersith to close out the first half of qualifiers. It also leaves the 4-2 Regulars locked with 4-2 Karditan for second place behind the surprise group leaders from West Angola, who are 5-1.

Powersith 6 - 20 Allamunnic States
The next week, the Regulars reasserted themselves by downing Powersith 20-6 to put themselves tied with Karditan for the lead of Group 7. Leif Erikson gave a strong performance in his return after missing a game with injury, going 18/23 for 242 yards and a touchdown, a 65-yard strike down-field to Izaak Rolle. The Regulars' other touchdown came on a 12-yard touchdown run by Danyl Wyndhorst, who rushed a total of 15 times for 100 yards and a touchdown. The other running backs tallied, respectively, 5 rushes for 25 yards (Stahlburg), 4 rushes for 26 yards (Myers), and 5 rushes for 24 yards (Nurdsunn).

The defense tallied seven more sacks, amassed two turnovers (an interception by Andrik Ierunmungur and an interception by Steven Lindburgh), and did not allow Powersith to reach the endzone, forcing them to settle for two field goals, one in the first quarter and one in the third quarter, by which point, courtesy of those two touchdowns and Justin Connors' 34- and 29-yard field goals, the game was well in-hand.

The win ties the Regulars with Karditan for the Group 7 lead: depending on which tie-breakers are being used, the lead changes: Karditan leads on current tables due to advantage in point-differential, but the Regulars would have the lead based on head-to-head tie-breaker advantage at the moment. West Angola, who had been leading the group, dropped to third after they lost 26-0 to the Ironworkers.

After getting a mid-qualifying BYE, the Regulars will go on the road against the Sova Empire, who are currently 3-4, but who the Regulars dropped 37-0 in their qualifying opener.

"Our main thing going forward is to get some offensive production going. That's been our main problem in our losses. We've only allowed one touchdown through seven games, but we've only scored nine offensive touchdowns in that span, as well. Combine that with five field goals, and we're averaging less than twelve points a game. I know we're a defensive team, and we've stressed that wins are wins, no matter what the margin, but the fact is, there is a problem when our inability to score is starting to lose us games, as it has twice, now. So, our emphasis is probably going to be a little more offensive. For instance, if we were on a scale, with -5 being the most defensive and +5 being the most offensive, we might want to be around a 0, more truly balanced."

"Still," he continued, "I think we're about where we deserve to be. Frankly, we came into this World Bowl with a completely undeserved attitude of superiority, and we did not stop to really consider the fact that we really do have the targets on our backs, now. Combine that with some roster turnover, and we got the perfect storm to get these two wake-up calls. Well, consider those calls heard. We will be focusing on making the necessary changes we need to win all of our games moving forward, and hopefully to win this group, or at least get into the playoffs alive once again."

Regulars' Stats

Offensive Stats

Defensive Stats

Total Scoring

by **Ko-oren** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:37 am

In addition to the three lessons from the first six match days, let's take a look at the first half of the World Bowl from the Ko-orenite perspective. The lessons were as follows:
- We're not as bad as expected: despite our terrible ranking because we won only one game in our first and only World Bowl so far, we're trailing behind the top two by a minimal difference
- Learn to defend: We could say we're not that bad as much as we want, but the PA statistic tells us otherwise.
- One more matchday in the first half: the last matchday has just been played, we are now halfway. Time to look back at a successful half run!

Ko-oren 24–14 The Babbage Islands
The first game was against the Babbage Islands. This was the first test to see if the team had learned from their previous mistakes, and to see if a powerful and internationally reknowned league could provide the Ko-orenite team with a prepared and experienced team to take on the better teams of the World Bowl. We started with a tough game against the Babbage Islands, who might not be as good as Yesopalitha and Thrilledge in this World Bowl, but it was the perfect opponent to check the quality of the current team. The Greenblues passed the test with flying colors: 24-14!

Yesopalitha 46–3 Ko-oren
The second game was a bridge too far already. After the win against the Babbage Islands, many were curious to see if the Greenblues could keep it up against an ever better team. The result is clear: the team is not yet good enough to even come close to this kind of team. The Yesopalithan squad has been together a lot longer than the Ko-orenite one, and it showed. In two days, there will be a new Ko-oren v. Yesopalitha, and the fans are curious again - let's see by how little we can lose.

Ko-oren 30–6 Chunnan
This match was against the only other team to disclose which players are on the team. The certainty of knowing which players you are up against, definitely worked to our favor. The 30-6 win is reassuring at the very least. After a disheartening loss against Yesopalitha, a team closer to our skill level was a good follow-up. No one dared bet on a 24 point difference between the two teams, though! This is also one of the few matches the defense looked very good in. A few trick plays were also on our side, and overall this must have been a very positive factor to the Ko-orenite team.

Ko-oren 7–6 Franklin Delano Bluth
And the Greenblues kept the momentum against FDB, a team that turned out to be among the top four teams. At the time, there were four teams on 3-1, which means Ko-oren managed to deal the first loss against FDB. On the same match day, Yesopalitha beat Thrilledge 17-7, which just shows that even between top teams, the differences can get big. There was only a difference of one point between Ko-oren and FDB, so we may be lucky that we did have the kick and FDB did not. It turned out it was the difference between a win and a possible loss!

Thrilledge 34–7 Ko-oren
This game was another clue that Ko-oren is still just not up to the task to beat the top teams. While the difference was not as big as against Yesopalitha, the difference is bad, but at least gives more hope. For the second game on a row, the team only managed to score one TD and one kick. Apart from the fickle defense, the offense is constant. But not necessarily in a good way. This match day, the Greenblues lost some ground to Yesopalitha, Thrilledge and FDB, in W-L and in PF-PA. A fourth place might be good, but a -35 PD definitely is not.

Ko-oren 46–16 United Warrisons
This is the game everyone's been waiting for. United Warrisons had not won a game in any of the six chances they had, so if there was any team to beat by some margin and if there was one team to fix the PD against, it was this. The team seized the opportunity and got 30 points back. Not just that, but also the PF that lagged behind any team was repaired a bit. Until this 46 point match day, Ko-oren struggled to keep up with six teams out of the seven teams in the rest of the group. This game not only gave us some confidence, but also some statistics that we were desperate for. The record (4-2 at this point) was fantastic compared to the PD, so that is something.

Konariona 0–6 Ko-oren
With this match, everyone has played everyone else once. Looking at the table now, I think nobody could have expected this! 5-2, with both teams above the Greenblues on 6-1, and even the last match was a victory. This leaves a big problem, namely that any part of the team is inconsistent. Three times, Ko-oren had a high score. The other four, the Greenblues hardly scored. Four times, the Ko-orenite defense conceded a lot more than necessary, and at least the clean sheet in this game is promising. We can't wait for the second half!

by **Subramani** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:38 am

Subramani surprises Estope

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
Estope	0	0	0	0	-	0
Subramani	7	7	7	8	-	29

Subramani handed over Estope their first defeat in this world bowl by displaying one of the best games we have seen so far from Subramani attack against a world class team. The defense of Subramani was also better than usual, as they were able to completely shut out Estope’s attack. Subramani displayed one of its best all round game today, and it looked like everything Subramani touched would turn into gold today. They had that much confidence today, that they even went for 2 point conversion after their touchdown in last period and converted that with ease.

Subramani’s dominance today was equal in all the periods, as they scored a touchdown each in all the period. However in spite of these brilliant play; Subramani still retains only third spot in the group table at this half way stage of group matches. Three teams in the group have lost only one match, and Subramani has the worst point difference among them. This is in spite of the fact that Subramani’s defense has conceded the lowest points in the group. It is their lackluster attack that is the reason for this.

With this group being so close, Subramani would need come out and play aggressive game in the next two matches against weak opponents. They should not only defeat Demonslave and German , but score lots of points against them in order to give them advantage, if it comes to points difference to determine which team ends up as the group leaders.

by **Saintland** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:02 am

Saintland loses 12 to 10 on last-minute field goal

(SP) The 7th game of the World Bowl for the Sanctii did not go according to plan as they lost once again. On a day where Prince Petrus turned the ball over repeatedly, Cyborg Holland was able to upset the Sanctii with a field goal as time ran out. This was the first ever gridiron loss for a Saintland National Team at home. "I had an off day and now we have won just 4 games out of 7. This was not the performance I was hoping for. I have got to stop turning the ball over so often. We have the potential to be a dominant team, but we just aren't getting the job done right now. That has to change." - Prince Petrus

The game opened with Cyborg Holland receiving the opening kickoff. They returned it into Saintland territory. With just 41 yards to go to the end zone, the Cyborgs completed a few short passes. Soon, they had the ball inside the 30. The Sanctii defense forced an incompletion on a 2nd and 2 and then stuffed the running back on 3rd down to force a field goal attempt. Their kicker booted it through the uprights for the first 3 points of the game.

Early on, the Sanctii offense was in rhythm. Prince Petrus completed pass after pass as he picked apart the Cyborg Holland defense on his opening drive. The drive culminated with Prince Petrus throwing a 9-yard touchdown pass to Matthaeus Epidius. Francus added the extra point. Saintland led 7 to 3 in the first quarter.

Scoring slowed down somewhat after that. The Sanctii repeatedly drove down the field and Prince Petrus kept finding ways to turn the ball over. By halftime, he had 3 interceptions and a lost fumble. Cyborg Holland scored a 2nd field goal in the middle of the 2nd quarter after Prince Petrus throw an interception that was nearly returned for a touchdown. Fortunately for the Sanctii, Ioannes Lusius had caught up with him. A defensive stop forced a field goal. The score was 7 to 6, with the Kingdom of Saintland still on top.

Right before half, Prince Petrus walked onto the field following a punt. He was at his own 27 yard line and had only a minute and a half to go. Skillfully executing the 2-minute offense, Prince Petrus soon marched his team to midfield, where he completed a pass to Lucius Herius. That was followed by a pass to Matthaeus Favonius. On the very next play, one of the Cyborg defensive linemen burst through and sacked Prince Petrus. That ran the clock down and Prince Petrus spiked it when there was barely enough time to kick a field goal remaining. Francus entered the field and booted it for the 10 to 3 lead.

In the 3rd quarter, Cyborg Holland scored 2 field goals off of Prince Petrus turnovers and he had an additional turnover, making it 7 in the game by that point. He pulled himself out late in the 3rd quarter and brought in Paulus Salvius with instructions to play cautiously and preserve the lead. That was exactly what Salvius did. He just handed off to his backs while the captain rested on the sidelines.

This strategy seemed to be working. However, with just under a minute to go in the 4th quarter, Josephus Polus punted deep to Cyborg Holland's returner. The punt was fair caught. Cyborg Holland's quarterback skillfully used sideline passes to get downfield against the aggressive Sanctii defense. However, a Cyborg Holland receiver got greedy and went for extra yards. He was tackled at the 38 yard line. Their quarterback rushed to the line for the spike. They got it off with just 2 seconds remaining. Their kicker entered the game. He went for the long field goal and it was just wide right. However, Prince Petrus had pulled the referee aside and called a timeout right as the kicker put the ball in the air. On the do-over, the Cyborg Holland kicker hit it long and hit it barely inside the left upright. Time had run out and Cyborg Holland had won 12 to 10 as the crowd at Royal Stadium was in disbelief.

At the midway point, the Kingdom of Saintland has a record of 4 wins and 3 defeats. That is good for 4th place. German Zerabithea leads with 7 wins and no defeats. Cyborg Holland has won 6 out of 7. The Equestrian States have won 5 out of 7. The next game in the World Bowl, after a day off, will see the Sanctii host German Zerabithea at Royal Stadium. This is the same team that blew out the Kingdom of Saintland in the World Bowl opener. The game will be broadcast on Royal Two, although it will likely be dwarfed in the ratings by the National Soccer Team's Cup of Harmony match against Mangolana. Royal Stadium is expected to be mostly empty, as Sanctii fans generally don't come out to support their team when they don't believe their team has a chance.

by **German Zerabithea** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:57 pm

FAQ Part Two

ZSN.com

With the first half of the 20th WB to a close, the Rams stand as one of only 3 teams left 7-0, so while we wait, I'm here to once again pull out some important questions as we head towards the end of the season.

Who has made the biggest impact for the team so far?

I'd say the defense, while they are not as good as some other teams in this group, they saved the Rams a number of times and have kept the points against us low enough to give the Rams the highest point difference.

What should the Rams focus be this second half?

Consolidation, they are the unquestioned leaders of group one, and they only need a few more wins to take a playoff spot. And with a lot of competition for second place, everyone is eager to take away the Rams undefeated streak, I just hope the team remembers that losing a game will not be the end of the world, and just focus on winning the group and going for a good seed in the playoffs.

What should we be looking forward to for this second half?

The next game for sure, a away game with an new team showing they have skill, eager to get revenge for that week one blowout, it shold be interesting to say the least. One should also be looking out for Vanety who is going for his second 1000 yard season in a row. If the Rams keep up the success, expect him to make a good show of it.

Any new prediction now that the season i half way done?

Rams still take first place, but second place is wide open at this point with E.S, Saintland, and Holland all in a position to take it. I kind of want to say Holland will go second now, but I still think E.S has the talent and experience to just squeeze into second.

And that's that, only way we will know what shall happen now is to wait and see, but no matter what, it should be good.

by **Equestrian States** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:39 pm

ESPN: Equestrian Sports Programming Network
Fire Ponies Win Game Nopony Cares About

In a game that almost nopony watched, the Equestrian States trounced their lowly opponents 19-0.

"It was a blowout," Head Coach Crafty Crate stated afterwards. "We didn't expect any competition coming into the game and we certainly didn't face any. Why else do you think we only sent 10 guys on the field after the first half? We legitimately felt sorry for them. Ah well, it was good practice anyways."

The Fire Ponies will next face Sibirsky, who they spanked thoroughly in their first meeting 34-0.

Game 7: Equestrian States 19, Euskirribakondara 0
An Unknown Location, Euskirribakondara

            1  2  3  4  -  F
EUS (1-6)   0  0  0  0  -  0
EQS (5-2)   7  6  3  3  - 19

Scoring Summary:
First Quarter:
EQS - 7:21 - Score 19 yd TD Pass to Mochaccino; Blackstone Kick is Good (EUS 0-7 EQS)

Second Quarter:
EQS - 9:58 - Blackstone 37 yd. FG (EUS 0-10 EQS)
EQS - 0:00 - Blackstone 70 yd. FG (EUS 0-13 EQS)

Third Quarter:
EQS - 7:55 - Blackstone 53 yd. FG (EUS 0-16 EQS)

Fourth Quarter:
EQS - 14:06 - Blackstone 48 yd. FG (EUS 0-19 EQS)

by **Karditan** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:42 pm

MD8:

Group 1
Gzbfernigambia 10–25 Ironite
Sibirsky 0–7 Equestrian States
Euskirribakondara 6–19 Cyborg Holland
Saintland 17–26 German Zerabithea

  Group 1                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 German Zerabithea              8    8   0   245   94 +151
2 Cyborg Holland                 8    7   1   171   77  +94
3 Equestrian States              8    6   2   128   46  +82
4 Saintland                      8    4   4   197  148  +49
5 Sibirsky                       8    3   5   127  141  −14
6 Ironite                        8    3   5    97  130  −33
7 Euskirribakondara              8    1   7    46  217 −171
8 Gzbfernigambia                 8    0   8    55  213 −158

Group 2
Cassadaigua 22–0 Kinzar
The Serbian Empire 0–16 Backyard Sports
Quebecois Acadiana 0–17 Michael VII
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 26–13 Catonia Majora

  Group 2                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec    8    7   1   222   96 +126
2 Cassadaigua                    8    7   1   133   30 +103
3 Michael VII                    8    5   3   110   33  +77
4 Backyard Sports                8    5   3   145   94  +51
5 Kinzar                         8    3   5    65  119  −54
6 The Serbian Empire             8    3   5    67  123  −56
7 Catonia Majora                 8    1   7    80  193 −113
8 Quebecois Acadiana             8    1   7    39  173 −134

Group 3
Chunnan 24–23 Yesopalitha
The Babbage Islands 17–27 Ko-oren
Konariona 13–19 Franklin Delano Bluth
United Warrisons 0–23 Thrilledge

  Group 3                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Thrilledge                     8    7   1   175   51 +124
2 Yesopalitha                    8    6   2   216   51 +165
3 Ko-oren                        8    6   2   150  139  +11
4 Franklin Delano Bluth          8    5   3   145   96  +49
5 Chunnan                        8    4   4   136  157  −21
6 Konariona                      8    2   6    86  159  −73
7 The Babbage Islands            8    1   7    97  136  −39
8 United Warrisons               8    1   7    64  280 −216

Group 4
Crysuko 0–20 Slembana
Qazox 24–6 The Fair Republic
Kriegiersien 21–34 West Guiana
Catholican Catholica 10–34 Lunar Republic Islands

  Group 4                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Qazox                          8    8   0   226   72 +154
2 West Guiana                    8    7   1   158   74  +84
3 Lunar Republic Islands         8    5   3   166   92  +74
4 Slembana                       8    4   4   158  137  +21
5 Kriegiersien                   8    4   4   105  145  −40
6 Crysuko                        8    2   6    77  168  −91
7 The Fair Republic              8    1   7    79  126  −47
8 Catholican Catholica           8    1   7    50  205 −155

Group 5
Osarius 20–0 Korena
Northton 10–20 Thatius
Shadowbourne 30–13 Kintratar
Vettrera 33–7 Schmiegelland

  Group 5                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Osarius                        8    8   0   182   33 +149
2 Vettrera                       8    7   1   157   55 +102
3 Shadowbourne                   8    5   3   137   82  +55
4 Thatius                        8    5   3   119   96  +23
5 Schmiegelland                  8    4   4   108  110   −2
6 Northton                       8    2   6   115  135  −20
7 Kintratar                      8    1   7    91  229 −138
8 Korena                         8    0   8     9  178 −169

Group 6
Gaveo 3–13 Estope
Subramani 41–7 Demonslove
Sicoutimont 3–3 German American States (6–9 OT)
Free South Califas 26–27 Cosumar

  Group 6                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Cosumar                        8    7   1   218  110 +108
2 Estope                         8    7   1   178   82  +96
3 Subramani                      8    7   1   169   80  +89
4 Free South Califas             8    4   4   159  119  +40
5 Sicoutimont                    8    3   5    86  108  −22
6 Gaveo                          8    2   6    96  152  −56
7 German American States         8    1   7    61  184 −123
8 Demonslove                     8    1   7    54  186 −132

Group 7
Firiminaz 13–27 Grandterre
The Sova Empire 0–3 Allamunnic States
Powersith 13–0 West Angola
Karditan 30–0 Rodard

  Group 7                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Karditan                       8    6   2   214   28 +186
2 Allamunnic States              8    6   2    90   15  +75
3 Powersith                      8    5   3   107   89  +18
4 West Angola                    8    5   3    57   77  −20
5 Grandterre                     8    4   4    73  136  −63
6 The Sova Empire                8    3   5    78   87   −9
7 Rodard                         8    2   6    36  139 −103
8 Firiminaz                      8    1   7    84  168  −84

Group 8
Levivania 7–30 Taeshan
Stretta 37–10 Democratic States of Fenbar
Zomni 0–24 Darmen
Bongo Johnson 27–3 Zeedoom

  Group 8                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Stretta                        8    7   1   291  123 +168
2 Darmen                         8    7   1   175   41 +134
3 Bongo Johnson                  8    6   2   143   85  +58
4 Taeshan                        8    5   3   156   63  +93
5 Democratic States of Fenbar    8    3   5   113  154  −41
6 Levivania                      8    2   6    92  197 −105
7 Zeedoom                        8    1   7    71  224 −153
8 Zomni                          8    1   7    47  201 −154

by **Stretta** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:20 am

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
Stretta	3	10	17	7	-	37
Fenbar	3	0	0	7	-	10

"I don't know what you're on about."

"Don't be coy with me, Mr Kolna." Detective Lorenz slid a picture of a dead man across the table to rest in front of Kolna. "He was in court recently, accused of assaulting you in the street. Do you know how he died, Mr Kolna?" Lorenz met his eyes as Kolna looked up. "Beaten with a blunt object."

"What do you want from me?"

"I want you to admit what you've done. I wouldn't blame you, I mean, the justice system failed you as a victim. But the law's the law." Kolna felt a tapping on his shoulder, and then a whisper in his ear. He nodded. "What's it going to be?"

"My client refuses to make any further comment on this issue." Lorenz shot daggers at the attorney. "If all you have to hold my client on is hearsay and speculation, I will be asking for his immediate release."

"What about the witness that puts Mr Kolna's vehicle outside the property of the victim on the night of the murder?" The attorney, half out of his seat, lowered himself back down. Lorenz picked up a piece of paper. "To quote: There was a black muscle car parked outside of my property for 4 hours last night, with the man sitting inside it all the time. This from the neighbour who lives directly across the street."

The attorney smiled. "A black muscle car? I'm sorry, detective, we're done here."

Strettan Sports Journal wrote:With a six-game winning streak and an uncompromised away record, the Strettan team are facing a wake-up call at Darmen.

The Darmen team, who beat the Strettan side in their last meeting 29-8, are currently on a 7-1 record, and are second in the league table, missing out on the top spot by point difference alone. Darmen are not a defensively minded team, and are probably on a par with Stretta in terms of playing style, but the experience of their players means a lot. Ranked 6th in the world prior to the start of the tournament, and with a rich sporting history, the prowess of this team will surely leave them top of the league come judgement day.

So where can we expect Stretta to finish? Studying the upcoming games, and echoing the strong victories against Taeshan and Bongo Johnson, we can expect a 2nd place, and advancement to the next stage. However, these two victories are by no way guaranteed (and neither, indeed, are the victories against the lower-ranked teams), and focus will need to placed on other games - especially those Darmen are playing - to guage the chances of Strettan advancement.

The roll call on the plane was complete. "Right, one word." Stevens put everything down to address the team. "You might have noticed that Pat was not at the last game, and isn't on the plane. He is currently in police custody."

"Is this to do with-" Stevens held a hand up to halt the question.

"It is in relation to the murder in Giroux that's hit the headlines, yes. The SSC have provided him with an attorney, and I heard the news before we boarded that he is going to be released shortly without charge. Obviously, I think it goes without saying that despite not being an official member of the squad, he deserves our support at this time. Also, I don't want any player comments to the media on this issue."

In most countries, a single-victim murder wouldn't hit headlines except on a slow news day. However, this was the first murder in Stretta for quite some time. The idea that someone in Stretta had purposefully killed another citizen was abhorrent, and the vast majority of the population reached old age.

The plane began to move, and Stevens took his cue to sit down and buckle up. He looked across the isle to where Gustaffson was seated. This wasn't going to be a pleasant journey. "Darmen bound."

by **German Zerabithea** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:35 am

Rams hold on to go 8-0

By Zach Reedman

The Shoemaker brothers have had a long complicated history with the Rams. They both have had moments where they seemed like they were at the top of the world, or as low as one could get. But in two separate events in the Ram's win over Saintland 26-17, Robert has, in my opinion, finally gained the respect of the Zerabithean football community he has fought for since he took over as starting QB for the team after his older brother was forced to resign due to drug issues.

The first moment came with 5 mins left before the half, Robert and the offense (much as last time) had scored twice in the first quarter and lead at this point 14-3. That's when Georgius Didius, the hard hitting pass rusher from Saintland finally got to Robert on a 3rd down, and for just a moment, no one was sure if Robert would get back up. However, he eventually got back up as the first half ended.

After that, he just was not his usual self, he threw two INT's in the 3rd and only connected on 5 passes for 14 yards. Saintland meanwhile, sensing weakness from the Rams pounced for a 17-14 lead with two consecutive drives ending with touch downs. The last quarter ended up being a defensive quagmire with the Rams unable to take the lead, and Saintland unable to put the game away. It seemed that the Rams might finally lose a game this bowl.

But then the second moment came.

It started with 6:12 left in the game, Petrus handed the ball off to Tuccius on their own 35 yard, then Donald Ducked showed why we has still around and managed to force a fumble. The Rams got it and managed a field goal tying the game. Then, after forcing a 3 and out and left the Rams with 3 mins left to go, Robert got his grove back. After fighting to keep in the game, Shoemaker came back and ran a perfect drive, lasting 11 plays and leaving 35 seconds left on the clock as he threw a 13 yard TD to TE Zambia Samuelson. Then a nicely set kick out of bounds left the Sanctii on the 4 yard line. With one last shot at victory, Petrus was sacked in the end zone by Dantbay Amadaes for a safety.

"That damn boy almost cost us a game." Said Rogers durring the post game interview. "But he proved me wrong, something not many people can do."

After years of scandals, play off failures, and doubts on wherever Shoemaker was tough enough, it seems that he has finally proven that yes, he is tough enough.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

by **Saintland** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:43 am

Saintland puts scare into German Zerabithea, loses 26 to 17

(SP) Going into the second half opener between the Rams of German Zerabithea and the Kingdom of Saintland, the gridiron fans in the Kingdom were not very optimistic about their team's chances. The Sanctii were coming into this match on a 2 game losing streak and their opponent was the same team that had blown them out in their World Bowl opener. The match initially went against the Sanctii, but they came back in the 3rd quarter to take a 17 to 14 lead. Despite a collapse in the 4th quarter, this was a confidence-building game for the Saintland National Gridiron Team. It is unfortunate that only some 9 thousand fans came out to Royal Stadium for this game. Had a larger crowd showed up instead of staying home to watch the Cup of Harmony, maybe they would have made a difference in the outcome. "Although we have now lost half our games and are in the middle of a 3 game losing streak, I am confident that we are on the verge of turning the corner. If we win the rest of our games, German Zerabithea goes undefeated and the talking horses beat the cyborgs, we could be in a 3-way tie for 2nd place. Because of that, I am focused right now on blowing out Gzbfernigambia, Euskirribakondara, Sibirsky and Ironite. If we can do that, a path to qualification may be clear for us going into the final 2 days of the group stage. Right now, we can't afford another loss." - Prince Petrus

The game kicked off with little fanfare before a mostly empty Royal Stadium. The Sanctii got the ball first, so Ganon Koradi hit it deep. The kick was downed by Nicolaus Lusius in the end zone for a touchback. Prince Petrus took the field and was able to move the ball against this defense. This time, the Sanctii had scripted their first 15 plays for the game against German Zerabithea and had practiced those plays heavily during the day off. After the German Zerabithean defense forced 2 Prince Petrus interceptions, they were caught off-guard by a Petrus Maximius draw play on 3rd and long. Maximius burst through the line, taking the ball into field goal range on a big run. The drive stalled, as Prince Petrus was sacked on a 3rd and 1 deep pass play. Philippus Francus took the field and booted a field goal through the uprights. The Sanctii had a 3 to nothing lead.

German Zerabithea answered back. Robert Shoemaker led his team down the field, using short passes. The drive culminated with Shoemaker tossing a 7-yard touchdown to Bernarv Cafeno. German Zerabithea led 7 to 3. On the ensuing kickoff, Nicolaus Lusius tried to return it and was on his way to a big return when Chaplin Paul opportunistically knocked the ball out of his hands. Lusius did not notice that he no longer had possession of the ball and kept running, thinking he was about to score a touchdown. Instead, Chaplin Paul fell on it. Shoemaker went for the end zone on the very first play of the drive and he found Oscar Von Hofenshire wide open. German Zerabithea led 14 to 3.

The score remained 14 to 3 late in the second quarter when the Sanctii defense forced a third down. Georgius Didius called a double-safety blitz. As the defensive linemen clogged up the German Zerabithean offensive line, Didius and both Stlaccius brothers got through the line. Didius got there first and floored Robert Shoemaker with a big hit to force a punt. Following a fair catch on the punt, the Sanctii drove down the field and had the ball at the goal line in the final minute of the half. Prince Petrus forced a bad pass into the end zone and Nathan Handway picked it off. Robert Shoemaker limped back onto the field for a kneel down.

At halftime, there was no halftime show today. The King had forgotten to ask Cantus Virginum to perform as he was too busy with the Cup of Harmony. It turned out that several Feministvs Sanctvsterra members had been seen protesting outside of the stadiums in Apox where Saintland was playing in the Cup of Harmony. The King's Government was furious trying to determine the identities of these individuals and assist Customs in their efforts to apprehend the members of the illegal terrorist organization upon their return to the Kingdom. The King was also involved in the preparations for the Triple Crown and the preparations so that Rugby could be played at Via Damascus Stadium in St. Paulus. He had not bothered to schedule a halftime show. News that Cantus Virginum would not be at this game soon spread and likely hurt ticket sales.

The second half started as Shoemaker took the field. He was clearly off his game. The Sanctii defense pounced on him. Didius kept dialing up aggressive blitz packages and the blitz kept hitting Shoemaker, forcing mistakes. Although he completed 3 short passes in a row to pick up a first down, the Sanctii pass rush got to him right as he released the ball for his 4th pass of the 3rd quarter. Lucas Desticius got to the ball and returned it to the goal line. Benarv Cafeno pushed the corner out of bounds at the 1 yard line. Saintland came up in the I formation with 2 fullbacks and Andreas Tuccius as the deep back. Prince Petrus handed off to Alessandro Ancharius and Lucas Matius cleared a path for Ancharius to dive into the end zone. Francus booted an extra point and the Sanctii were within 4 points of the #2 ranked team in the world.

German Zerabithea took the field after a long kick return by Raygon Samoan. Needing just a few yards to get into field goal range, Shoemaker passed to Bob Dolmen for a first down, following 2 incompletions. On first down from field goal range, Shoemaker threw his 5th and last completion of the 3rd quarter on a screen to Benarv Cafeno. The Sanctii got into the backfield and tackled Cafeno for a big loss. After a hit by Georgius Didius stopped a Cafeno run for another loss, Shoemaker came out throwing, trying to get back into field goal range. This time, Andreas Cammius burst through the line and the massive defensive end rumbled into Shoemaker. The German Zerabithean quarterback's pass was knocked off target. It went right to Georgius Didius. Didius ran over a few offensive players for German Zerabithea and was finally brought down just past midfield by 4 German Zerabithean players. When James Camera finally caught up to his teammates, he provided the extra leverage necessary to bring down Didius instead of just slowing him down.

Prince Petrus walked onto the field and called a deep pass to Ioannes Lusius. Lusius was the only receiver on this pass, as the Prince of Saintland brought in the Vassinus brothers as extra linemen and put 2 of the Favonius brothers just barely in the backfield to help out with blocking. With effectively a 9-man offensive line, Prince Petrus took the snap. The line bought enough time for Lusius to break away from the German Zerabithean defense. Prince Petrus put a pass in the back of the end zone where only Lusius would be able to catch it. Lusius came under it at the right time, leaped into the air and caught the ball. With the referee in perfect position, Lusius brought his left foot down into the end zone and then his right foot. He had landed just barely in-bounds in the back corner of the end zone. The referee put up his arms to signal for a touchdown. The Kingdom of Saintland now led 17 to 14 in a shocking turn of events.

For the remainder of the 3rd quarter and most of the 4th quarter, this game was a defensive struggle. Neither offense could get any first downs. The defenses just forced 3 and out after 3 and out. Things all changed when Andreas Tuccius took a handoff with 6:12 to go. Donald Ducked knocked the ball out. German Zerabithea ended up being unable to move the ball and had to settle for a Ganon Koradi field goal. The game was now tied at 17.

After another 3 and out, Josephus Polus hit a punt that pinned German Zerabithea deep in their own end. This game was likely headed toward overtime as just 3 minutes or so remained on the clock. However, Robert Shoemaker suddenly found his form again. After 11 plays, he found Zambia Samuelson for a 13-yard touchdown with 35 seconds to go. German Zerabithea had a 24 to 17 lead. The Sanctii needed to answer quickly.

On the ensuing kickoff, Ganon Koradi made a major mistake, kicking a squib kick toward the sideline. It bounced inside the 10 and was clearly headed out of bounds, which would have brought the ball out to the 40 yard line, which would have given Prince Petrus solid field position with 3 timeouts remaining. However, Nicolaus Lusius came forward and picked up the ball. His momentum forced him out of bounds at the 4 yard line. The tiny crowd at Royal Stadium was in disbelief. They had never seen such a stupid play by a kick returner and this was now Lusius's second boneheaded play of the day. It didn't take long for Dantbay Amadaes to sack Prince Petrus in the end zone for a safety. This handed the visitors a 26 to 17 lead and possession of the ball. All because Nicolaus Lusius had stupidly tried to field a kickoff that was headed out of bounds in the field of play. That would be the final score as the game came to an end.

Elsewhere, the Equestrian States picked up a 7 to nothing victory over Sibirsky for their 5th shutout of the World Bowl so far and Cyborg Holland beat Euskirribakondara 19 to 6. This meant that German Zerabithea led Group 1 with a record of 8 wins and no defeats. Cyborg Holland remains in second at 7-1. The Equestrian States are 6-2. The Kingdom of Saintland falls to 4-4 and can no longer afford any more defeats. Tomorrow, the Sanctii host winless Gzbfernigambia at Royal Stadium. The SP can confirm that Cantus Virginum will be at Royal Stadium tomorrow. We need a better turnout tomorrow. The match will be broadcast live on Royal Two, although if poor attendance continues, the Royal Networks may start tape-delaying broadcasts of international games that are not sold out. Tomorrow's game against winless Gzbfernigambia is a must-win for the Sanctii and it would be very helpful to our Kingdom's National Gridiron Team if they could pull out a blowout victory tomorrow.

After the game between German Zerabithea and Saintland ended, Prince Petrus was furious with Nicolaus Lusius.

Prince Petrus - Nicolaus, how could you make so many mistakes in kick returning today?

Nicolaus Lusius - Captain, I was just trying to make big plays.

Prince Petrus - I'm not putting my body on the line out there and giving everything I have just for some idiot kick returner to throw it all away. I can understand the fumble, but why would you even go near a kickoff that was likely headed out of bounds? We would have had the ball at the 40!

Nicolaus Lusius - I thought I could return it for a touchdown and force overtime.

Prince Petrus - You know the way these guys are defensively. They're vulnerable to the big play. If you had just let the ball go out of bounds, you probably would have been out there with your brothers running deep routes. You may very well have caught a game-winning TD.

Nicolaus Lusius - I'm sorry, Captain. I won't do that again.

Prince Petrus - I'm still tempted to throw you off the team.

Ioannes Lusius - Calm down, Petrus. My little brother was trying out there.

Prince Petrus - This doesn't involve you, Ioannes.

Ioannes Lusius - It does. Nicolaus is my brother.

Georgius Didius - Petrus, leave the kid alone. Nicolaus, if you ever do that again, I will personally make sure you never play gridiron again. Do you understand?

Nicolaus Lusius - Yes, sir.

Georgius Didius - Good. Now, we need to regroup. Our next 2 games are against the countries with the stupid unpronounceable names. We need to beat them so bad that they change their name to something we can actually pronounce.

Prince Petrus - Georgius, you're right. We need to put this missed opportunity behind us.

Georgius Didius - G-Z-B-Whatever they call themselves has not beaten anybody yet. We've got them at Royal Stadium. Petrus, we need some points tomorrow. Scoring just 26 against them last time was unacceptable.

Prince Petrus - I think we're playing better offensively right now. I'll be ready.

Georgius Didius - I know the defense will be ready. Its going to be a long day for their offense.

Prince Petrus - Philippus, what are the current point differentials?

Philippus Francus - German Zerabithea is +151. The cyborgs are +94. The talking horses are +82. We're at +49. Sibirsky is -14. Ironite is -33. Euskirribakondara is -171. Gzbfernigambia is -158.

Prince Petrus - Its official. We need to make up a 45 point gap. We have the 4 easy teams coming up. We need to destroy each of them.

Andreas Tuccius - Petrus is right. If we go +100 or so in our next 4 games, beat the cyborgs and talking horses and things fall into place, we'll get in the last 16.

Georgius Didius - No more room for mistakes.

Prince Petrus - Absolutely not. Tomorrow, we need to unleash Infernus on Gzbfernigambia.

Georgius Didius - This is the battlefield. Although the meek will inherit the world, on the field of battle, only the ruthless shall prevail.

Prince Petrus - One last thing. Defense, I know I'll get in trouble for this if people ever find out, but I'm offering bounties to any defensive player from here out who knocks an opposing player out of the game.

Georgius Didius - I like that idea, Petrus. Remember, Win at Any Cost. Make them beg for mercy and do not show it.

If what was being said in the Sanctii locker room was known outside of that locker room, it would have ignited a scandal. Fortunately, nobody, other than their teammates, would ever know what Prince Petrus and Georgius Didius had said in that locker room.

by **Subramani** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:55 pm

Good Win for Subramani

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
Demonslave	0	0	0	7	-	7
Subramani	10	7	10	14	-	41

Subramani registered an impressive 34 point victory against Demonslave, their second against them in as many matches, to consolidate their position in the third place of the group. Due to this big win, they also reduced their point difference when compared to Cosumar and Estope. They were also helped by the fact that Cosumar was only able to manage a close victory over Califas; it would have helped Subramani even more, if Califas had managed to defeat Cosumar.

Subramani attack and defense once again put up a wonderful coordinated performance; they managed a touchdown and a field goal in the first period, and Demonslave was not able to score any. In the second period, Subramani managed one touchdown and third period was repeat of the first period, with Subramani managing a touchdown and a field goal. The last period saw Subramani go even more on the offensive and they scored two more touchdowns. With that Subramani scored 41 points without conceding any and could have had two consecutive shut downs if not for loss of concentration in the final minutes. If not for that mistake, Subramani now would have the exact point difference as the Estope.

Still Subramani can be proud that they achieved their biggest victory margin so far in the international competitions. They would want to repeat this performance in the next match against German American States so that they could move up the table with better point difference.

by **The Sova Empire** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:43 pm

Hurricanes hold Top Team to 3-0, sit 6th in Group 7

Last time these 2 teams met, it wasn't as much of a match as it was a beatdown. After that 37-0 loss, the Sovans had a hard time getting back up, and by the time match 2 came along, it was much closer. A deafening home crowd almost helped TSE to victory on a 78-yard run on the final play of the game that was 5 yards short of the goal line. The only 3 points that the defense let by was a 38-yard field goal in the beginning of the 3rd quarter. When asked about the game, the coach said "A loss by 3 points is nothing to hang your head on if it's against the best team in the world. I'm proud of the guys today, I'm excited for what the defense is growing to. The rest of the 2nd half is going to be exciting if the offense cooperates". The next match is against West Angola, who they have lost 3 times to already. Twice in the Baptism of Iron and a 0-6 loss in the 2nd game of the year.

by **Equestrian States** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:32 pm

ESPN: Equestrian Sports Programming Network
Road Trip Ends Well for Fire Ponies

After playing a couple games away from the Royal Coliseum in Canterlot, the Fire Ponies are still battling with Cyborg Holland for second place in a competitive Group 1. Although German Zerabithea remains undefeated thus far (holding a one-game lead in the group), the top-seeded team hasn't looked unbeatable recently, particularly in their narrow win against Saintland. If the Equestrian States' powerful defense can shut down the Zerabitheans' offense (or whatever they call themselves), the Fire Ponies should stand a reasonable chance of upsetting the favorites.

However, it should be noted that the Equestrian defense has played a key role in every game, particularly in losses. Outside of the Fire Ponies' two losses (against Cyborg Holland and German Zerabithea), the Equestrian States has given up just six points to their victims. Five shutouts in six wins gives an excellent picture of just how unbeatable the Fire Ponies' defense can be on a good day. Even on bad days the Equestrians have been relatively solid defensively, with most of the team's struggles coming on the other side of the ball.

And do I really need to say anything more than "seventy-yard field goal" when discussing special teams?

Oh yeah, that's right. I almost forgot. The Fire Ponies put the smackdown on Sibirsky last night 7-0. It was another shutout, which I can honestly say came as a surprise to nopony that has so much as glanced weekly at this neglected corner of ESPN's website.

Game 8: Equestrian States 7, Sibirsky 0
An Unknown Location, Sibirsky

            1  2  3  4  -  F
EUS (3-5)   0  0  0  0  -  0
EQS (6-2)   7  0  0  0  -  7

Scoring Summary:
First Quarter:
EQS - 14:46 - Jet Set 106 yd. return; Blackstone Kick is Good (EUS 0-7 EQS)

Second Quarter:
None

Third Quarter:
None

Fourth Quarter:
None

by **Karditan** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:36 pm

Sinsinatti Sun

Revenge is best served cold
I've probably used that joke before

By Jonathan Umadden

In a shocking twist, the Ironworkers have managed to not stumble against a lower-ranked team--soundly squashing Rodard 30-zip at the Construction Yard as payback for the nobodies' heartbreaking 14-13 win on opening day. The win might have had plenty to do with the weather in Detrot yesterday--it was one hell of a blizzard, but play was waved on. The rugged Ironworkers had no issue playing through the cold, and the Rodardians held up reasonably well, but they definitely showed a significantly increased rate of fatigue as the game progressed. The Rodardian second line was pulled out in its entirety in the second half to keep the starters from overexerted themselves in a lost cause, and that's where the game really tipped our way.

Light Step led the offensive this time around, running an astounding 212 yards over the course of the game, dancing around the Rodardian defense like a Russian ballerina. He registered touchdown runs in every quarter, saving Garret Norris from forced punts repeatedly after the Karditani QB made an inordinate amount of miscues and simply bad plays. The offensive line was also doing a terrific job of blocking, the openings they reliably created no doubt a major part of Step's success. And, for once, Ricky Ricketts had the night off (save extra points, of course). The last section of our score came courtesy of the defense, a string of five consecutive sacks in the third quarter. It took the Rodardians from their own twenty to their own endzone, registering yet another safety for the incredible Ironworkers defense. The defensive line, in total, racked up eleven sacks on the day--it was getting to the point where infamous Karditani announcer Timber Carver said the opposition's quarterback had gone on the "dirt diet" to shed some pounds, causing an immediate flood of angry chirps to Carver's Chriper account. So, business as usual.

________________________________________
MD9 Cutoff

by **Karditan** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm

MD9:

Group 1
Saintland 39–7 Gzbfernigambia
German Zerabithea 42–7 Euskirribakondara
Cyborg Holland 33–0 Sibirsky
Equestrian States 25–0 Ironite

  Group 1                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 German Zerabithea              9    9   0   287  101 +186
2 Cyborg Holland                 9    8   1   204   77 +127
3 Equestrian States              9    7   2   153   46 +107
4 Saintland                      9    5   4   236  155  +81
5 Sibirsky                       9    3   6   127  174  −47
6 Ironite                        9    3   6    97  155  −58
7 Euskirribakondara              9    1   8    53  259 −206
8 Gzbfernigambia                 9    0   9    62  252 −190

Group 2
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec 7–6 Cassadaigua
Catonia Majora 13–3 Quebecois Acadiana
Michael VII 29–0 The Serbian Empire
Backyard Sports 26–10 Kinzar

  Group 2                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec    9    8   1   229  102 +127
2 Cassadaigua                    9    7   2   139   37 +102
3 Michael VII                    9    6   3   139   33 +106
4 Backyard Sports                9    6   3   171  104  +67
5 Kinzar                         9    3   6    75  145  −70
6 The Serbian Empire             9    3   6    67  152  −85
7 Catonia Majora                 9    2   7    93  196 −103
8 Quebecois Acadiana             9    1   8    42  186 −144

Group 3
United Warrisons 9–13 Chunnan
Thrilledge 26–3 Konariona
Franklin Delano Bluth 15–14 The Babbage Islands
Ko-oren 20–31 Yesopalitha

  Group 3                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Thrilledge                     9    8   1   201   54 +147
2 Yesopalitha                    9    7   2   247   71 +176
3 Franklin Delano Bluth          9    6   3   160  110  +50
4 Ko-oren                        9    6   3   170  170    0
5 Chunnan                        9    5   4   149  166  −17
6 Konariona                      9    2   7    89  185  −96
7 The Babbage Islands            9    1   8   111  151  −40
8 United Warrisons               9    1   8    73  293 −220

Group 4
Catholican Catholica 3–6 Crysuko
Lunar Republic Islands 43–7 Kriegiersien
West Guiana 7–23 Qazox
The Fair Republic 6–17 Slembana

  Group 4                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Qazox                          9    9   0   249   79 +170
2 West Guiana                    9    7   2   165   97  +68
3 Lunar Republic Islands         9    6   3   209   99 +110
4 Slembana                       9    5   4   175  143  +32
5 Kriegiersien                   9    4   5   112  188  −76
6 Crysuko                        9    3   6    83  171  −88
7 The Fair Republic              9    1   8    85  143  −58
8 Catholican Catholica           9    1   8    53  211 −158

Group 5
Vettrera 26–19 Osarius
Schmiegelland 3–18 Shadowbourne
Kintratar 0–17 Northton
Thatius 17–7 Korena

  Group 5                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Osarius                        9    8   1   201   59 +142
2 Vettrera                       9    8   1   183   74 +109
3 Shadowbourne                   9    6   3   155   85  +70
4 Thatius                        9    6   3   136  103  +33
5 Schmiegelland                  9    4   5   111  128  −17
6 Northton                       9    3   6   132  135   −3
7 Kintratar                      9    1   8    91  246 −155
8 Korena                         9    0   9    16  195 −179

Group 6
Free South Califas 24–0 Gaveo
Cosumar 37–7 Sicoutimont
German American States 0–16 Subramani
Demonslove 0–17 Estope

  Group 6                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Cosumar                        9    8   1   255  117 +138
2 Estope                         9    8   1   195   82 +113
3 Subramani                      9    8   1   185   80 +105
4 Free South Califas             9    5   4   183  119  +64
5 Sicoutimont                    9    3   6    93  145  −52
6 Gaveo                          9    2   7    96  176  −80
7 German American States         9    1   8    61  200 −139
8 Demonslove                     9    1   8    54  203 −149

Group 7
Karditan 20–7 Firiminaz
Rodard 10–19 Powersith
West Angola 3–7 The Sova Empire
Allamunnic States 41–28 Grandterre

  Group 7                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Karditan                       9    7   2   234   35 +199
2 Allamunnic States              9    7   2   131   43  +88
3 Powersith                      9    6   3   126   99  +27
4 West Angola                    9    5   4    60   84  −24
5 The Sova Empire                9    4   5    85   90   −5
6 Grandterre                     9    4   5   101  177  −76
7 Rodard                         9    2   7    46  158 −112
8 Firiminaz                      9    1   8    91  188  −97

Group 8
Bongo Johnson 6–18 Levivania
Zeedoom 20–3 Zomni
Darmen 27–13 Stretta
Democratic States of Fenbar 3–37 Taeshan

  Group 8                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Darmen                         9    8   1   202   54 +148
2 Stretta                        9    7   2   304  150 +154
3 Taeshan                        9    6   3   193   66 +127
4 Bongo Johnson                  9    6   3   149  103  +46
5 Democratic States of Fenbar    9    3   6   116  191  −75
6 Levivania                      9    3   6   110  203  −93
7 Zeedoom                        9    2   7    91  227 −136
8 Zomni                          9    1   8    50  221 −171

by **Qazox** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:29 am

Two more games, 2 more wins and only 2 unbeatens left as Qazox is 9-0 with 5 games left and have a strangle hold on first place in Group 4.

vs. Fair Republic--
Quiet day for the Offense as the jumped out to a 21-0 lead in the first half and spent most of the second half working on the running game. Ian west had 216 yards, and Jim Zebow pitched in with 75, all in the 2nd half for the QB who also threw a 76 yard bomb for a TD to open the scoring.

TFR  0  0  0  6   6
QZX 14  7  0  3  24

SCORING SUMMARY:
QZX: 76 yd TD pass from Jim Zebow to Alan Mordred. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 2 plays, 79 yards in 0:46. 7-0 Qazox.
QZX: 1 yd TD run by Ian West. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 14 plays, 63 yards in 5:58. 14-0 Qazox.
QZX: 7 yd TD run by Ian West. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 10 plays, 52 yards in 3:52. 21-0 Qazox.
QZX: 42 yd FG by Oliver Muadh. 6 plays, 22 yards in 2:56. 24-0 Qazox.
TFR: 40 yd TD run by Insert Name Here. 2-pt conversion pass from Buck Williams to Gideon Clarke failed. 11 plays, 61 yards in 4:03. 24-6 Qazox.

QAZOX STATISTICAL LEADERS
Offense
Jim Zebow: 16/20, 244 yards, 1 TDs
Ian West: 39 carries, 216 yards, 2 TD
Alan Mordred: 4 catches, 132 yards, 1 TD
Defense
Victor Damien: 6 tackles, 5 for loss, 2.5 sacks
Issac Richards: 14 tackles, 3 for loss, 1 pass defended
Robert Samberg: 7 tackles, 3 for loss, 1.0 sacks
_______________________________________________________________________________

After that home game, Qazox started its 2nd half road schedule at 2nd placed West Guiana who came into the game 7-1, the only loss being a 31-6 defeat at the SaxerDome. But the Sharks strolled into Civil Rights Memorial Stadium unbeaten and left unbeaten in a 23-7 game that was still a one possession game until the final 4 minutes. The home crowd was fired up and for the first half, neither team could score, but the second half saw the offenses finally break through, in the Sharks' favor. 2 quick scores wrapped around a Quin York fumble gave Qazox a 14-0 lead. But York made up for it, running for a 84 yard TD just 2 plays after his fumble, one of the longest plays from scrimmage Qazox has ever allowed. Still within a score, the game turned on its' ear after a failed 4th and goal attempt by the Sharks, a holding penalty causing a saftey and another Qazox TD, the game was over. Qazox now heads back home to face Lunar Republic Islands.

QZX  0  0 14  9  23
WGU  0  0  7  0   7

SCORING SUMMARY:
QZX: 17 yd TD pass from Jim Zebow to Larry Loring. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 11 plays, 64 yards in 4:54. 7-0 Qazox.
QZX: 14 yd TD run by Ian West. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 2 plays, 26 yards in 0:39. 14-0 Qazox.
WGU: 84 yd TD run by Quin York. PAT by Hiro Yshimo good. 1 play, 84 yards in 0:18. 14-7 Qazox.
QZX: Safety, Alex Sander called for holing in endzone. 1 play, 0 yds in 0:00. 16-7 Qazox.
QZX: 36 yd TD pass from Jim Zebow to Alan Mordred. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 4 plays, 52 yards in 2:33. 23-7 Qazox.

QAZOX STATISTICAL LEADERS
Offense
Jim Zebow: 19/27, 267 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT
Ian West: 28 carries, 113 yards, 1 TD
Larry Loring: 7 catches, 106 yards, 1 TD
Defense
Bruce Neuman: 15 tackles, 2 for loss, 1 INT
Craig Boothe: 4 tackles, 2 for loss, 2.0 sacks
John Leiohana: 4 passes defended, 3 tackles, 1 forced fumble.

by **German Zerabithea** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:31 am

*Chad and JR are seen falling from a great high*

Chad: Well, we got the 10th power source.

JR: And now we're falling.

*The two are silent for a moment*

JR: Hey Chad?

Chad: Yeah bro?

JR: I was wondering... remember when we were looking at the rosters for group one?

Chad: You mean right before we were sucked into this strange world? Yeah, why?

JR: Well, I remember that the one from Saintland mentioned their QB was the heir to the throne.

Chad: Ok, and?

JR: Well, what happens if the king dies?

Chad: If the king dies?

JR: Yeah, like would he still be the QB? Could there be a future QB who leads their team to championships, while running the country at the same time?

Chad: I dunno bro, but that does sound awesome!

*The two high five each other, then are picked up by a giant eagle*

Chad: Whoa! Thanks giant talking eagle!

Eagle: Skwak! No problem, I'll take you to your next destination.

*more high fiveing*

JR: It's a good thing no one is watching this.

Chad: Yeah dude, else they might get on us about not doing anything that involves football.

*The two share a merry laugh as they ride into the sunset*

by **Stretta** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:08 am

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
Darmen	7	7	6	7	-	27
Stretta	3	0	3	7	-	13

"You've got to say, a hard fought battle against overwhelming odds, haven't you?"

"Yes, certainly. On score alone it was a better performance from the team today compared to the first match against Darmen. Also, the players just looked more... what's the word I'm after?"

"Competitive?"

"That's the ticket. Yes, overall more competitive." Aordan had been watching on in the studio as the images from Darmen were broadcast back. Despite the loss, it was still necessary to find some positives in the result, but when you're outclassed to the extent that Stretta were, it's a tough job to do. "I think we've finally got our answer to leading QB, as well. It doesn't matter your overall yardage, your individual running yards, your completion percentage, none of it counts when you've put up two fumbles and two interceptions!"

"Surely there can't be a question in anybodys mind now, then?"

"No. It's Hodges all the way. His experience shines through. Don't get me wrong, Simmonds is a great kid, but he is a kid. He needs to shape up."

"Indeed. That's been the Darmen/Stretta game bought to you by NBC and it's partners. Stay tuned for our guide to the upcoming SFL draft, and as we analyse the Strettan WBXX team in detail." The advertisements started rolling, and Jim Muller slumped back in his seat.

"That was a rough game, eh Frank?"

There was a loud banging at the door. Kolna opened up, and was immediately presented with a piece of paper as a number of police officers made his way past him. "What the hell is this?"

"A search warrant. Turn around Mr Kolna, you're also under arrest. We suspect you of two murders."

"Two? Get off me. Let me call my lawyer."

"Two," Lorenz forced the cuffs onto Kolna as tight as they would go, forcing him to wince. "We found another bit of your handiwork two hours ago. We rushed this warrant through to a judge double-time. You've done these crimes, and the evidence of it is in this property. I can smell the fear on you, you sick son of a bitch."

by **Subramani** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:59 am

Subramani Defense Shuts Out German American States

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
German American States	0	0	0	0	-	0
Subramani	3	3	10	0	-	16

Subramani defense shut out German American States once again, and registered a 16 – nil win over them. Both the matches between these two teams had been low scoring affairs, with defense showing more prominence than the offense. Subramani defense maintained a calm posture throughout in this match, which saw more than its fair share of turn overs. However the attack failed to live up to the reputation they built up in last match and was only able to score one touchdown in the entire match against good solid defense from German American States. However they did manage to score three field goals, one each in first three periods all thanks to Anish Kumar, who has been prominent young star for Subramani in this tournament. In the next match, Subramani will take on Cosumar in the next crucial match. It will be worth remembering that the only match that Subramani has lost so far in this tournament was against them.

by **Saintland** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:09 pm

Saintland 39, Gzbfernigambia 7

(SP) An over-matched Gzbfernigambian team were easily defeated today by the Kingdom of Saintland's National Gridiron Team. On a day when the outcome was never seriously in doubt, the Sanctii offense controlled the game from start to finish, managing a total of 9 scoring drives on the day. In a worrying sign, the Sanctii were forced to settle for 6 Philippus Francus field goals. Should they fall short of advancing via the tiebreaker, they will regret their inability to convert red zone opportunities on this day. "Today, we dominated Gzbfernigambia between the 20 yard lines. I don't know what our problem was in the red zone today. It seemed like we couldn't convert red zone opportunities regardless of what play I called. This is one area where we need to improve. We stuck 67 points on Euskirribakondara last time. I want to equal that feat tomorrow. I don't think we'll see any surprise outcomes tomorrow. This group really hasn't had any surprises, other than the performance of the cyborgs, so far. Nothing eventful is going to happen until the talking horses play the cyborgs. We just need the talking horses to knock off the cyborgs and both of them to lose to German Zerabithea. Then, if we win the rest of our games and finish first in point differential, we advance." - Prince Petrus

Today's game started with slightly more fanfare. The Royal Air Force flew over and the Patriarch was on hand to pray for victory. Cantus Virginum sang the national anthem. Royal Stadium was around 2/3rds full today, although much of the Kingdom was home watching the Cup of Harmony on TV. Today's game opened with a Philippus Francus kickoff sailing out of the end zone for a touchback. On the very first play from scrimmage, Georgius Didius burst through the Gzbfernigambian line, hit their quarterback and forced a bad pass that sailed right to Silvester Didius. Didius was brought down by their running back at the 16 yard line. The Sanctii offense took the field. After Andreas Tuccius picked up 9 yards on 2 runs, Prince Petrus called play action. He overthrew Ioannes Lusius and the pass sailed out of the back of the end zone. Philippus Francus came on for the field goal and sent it right through the uprights. The Kingdom of Saintland had an early 3 to nothing lead.

Gzbfernigambia returned a kickoff to the 33 yard line and managed a first down. They were forced to punt. Prince Petrus led his team onto the field at their own 9 yard line. This time, the Sanctii was able to move the ball. Going with a balanced approach and switching from option to deep pass to run up the middle to reverse to screen pass, the Sanctii marched downfield. Soon, they had the ball at the Gzbfernigambian 33 yard line. Prince Petrus saw Thomas Lusius break away from his defender 20 yards downfield and he threw a perfect spiral. The speedy, but inconsistent, wide receiver caught the pass and ran untouched into the end zone. Francus added the extra point as the Kingdom of Saintland went up 10 to nothing.

Gzbfernigambia would start at the 20 after a touchback and go 3 and out. After the punt, the Sanctii had the ball at midfield. This time, they moved the ball into the red zone, crossing the 20 on the 7th play of the drive. The drive stalled as Alessandro Ancharius got stuffed on 3rd and 1. Francus came out and kicked a field goal. The Sanctii led 13 to nothing. That would be the score at the end of the first quarter.

In the 2nd quarter, 2 long Sanctii drives stalled in the red zone. Both of them ended with Philippus Francus field goals. The Kingdom of Saintland led 19 to nothing as they got the ball back with a minute and a half to go in the first half. Nicolaus Lusius made a mistake on the punt return, allowing the Gzbfernigambian punt to go over his head and it bounced all the way to the 14 yard line, where it was downed by a member of the coverage team. Prince Petrus started with a screen pass to Petrus Maximius. Maximius picked up 7 yards and went out of bounds. On 2nd and 3, he found Matthaeus Favonius on a corner route. Favonius went out of bounds. Prince Petrus soon took too much time and got sacked. On the next play, he scrambled and picked up 12 yards to set up 3rd and short. On 3rd and short, he went with the safe choice, giving the ball to Andreas Tuccius up the middle. After wasting plenty of valuable time with basic clock management mistakes, the Sanctii had the ball at midfield with just 13 seconds left. They had just used their last time out. Prince Petrus called a play that was supposed to be a sideline route that would set up a field goal. However, this play had Ioannes Lusius going deep. If Lusius was open, Prince Petrus would throw it his way. The Prince of Saintland took the snap from Abraham Nemetorius in the shotgun. He saw defenders breaking through on the one side, so he rolled out to the other side. He looked downfield and saw Ioannes Lusius standing all alone. Prince Petrus set his feet and threw the ball downfield. Lusius caught it in stride as he crossed the goal line. The Kingdom of Saintland had scored a touchdown. The score was 26 to nothing.

That should have been the score at halftime. However, the Sanctii kick coverage team decided that it was halftime already. Philippus Francus booted a kickoff. The Gzbfernigambian return man caught the kickoff and took off. The Sanctii coverage team left their lanes, all chasing the return man. The kick returner ended up adjusting and moving into the spot vacated by the coverage team. He had a clear lane and soon he was off. Philippus Francus got to him, but when he went for a tackle he didn't even phase him. The returner for Gzbfernigambia was gone. The score was now 26 to 7 at halftime.

Cantus Virginum performed at halftime. They had a long show that went uninterrupted. The start of the 2nd half was delayed so that they could finish their performance, which had been the main draw for this game. Feministvs Sanctvsterra were nowhere to be found after the recent arrest of several of their members. A number of Feministvs Sanctvsterra members are busy in the region of Esportiva protesting our Kingdom's presence in the Cup of Harmony, so they aren't around to pose a nuisance. The SP can confirm that Feministvs Sanctvsterra has been neutralized for the time being. They will not pose a nuisance any time soon and the members of the organization that are currently in Esportiva will be apprehended by Customs should they attempt to return to our Kingdom.

The second half opened with a long drive by the Sanctii. They reached the 22 yard line of Gzbfernigambia. On a 1st and 10, Prince Petrus handed off to Lucius Herius on a reverse. Herius fumbled the ball and Gzbfernigambia recovered. On the next Sanctii drive, the Sanctii would drive to the goal line and Alessandro Ancharius would fumble into the end zone for a touchback on the 14th play of the drive. Late in the 3rd quarter, Stephanus Praesentius picked off a pass, giving the Sanctii a first and goal. Tuccius had 2 chances to score and was stopped short both times. Prince Petrus attempted a pass, but it was tipped out of the end zone. Philippus Francus came on and hit the chip shot. The score was now 29 to 7. There it would remain as the 3rd quarter came to an end.

Early in the 4th quarter, Gzbfernigambia somehow sustained a long drive for a while before their quarterback forced a bad pass into the end zone. Marcus Stlaccius picked it off and stepped out of bounds for a touchback. After Tuccius ran twice for 5 yards, Prince Petrus called a pass on 3rd and 5. As the Prince dropped back to pass, he noticed that all his receivers were covered. He decided to scramble and soon found his way past the defense for a first down. Then, he made it into the Gzbfernigambian secondary and beat out their defensive backs. Prince Petrus was off to the races and they could not catch him. The Kingdom of Saintland led 36 to 7 after the 75 yard touchdown run by Prince Petrus.

After a series of 3 and outs, the Sanctii got the ball in their own end with 4 minutes to go in the 4th quarter. It appeared that they were content to just run out the clock. However, Andreas Tuccius broke away for a big run. Suddenly, there was a minute and a half to go on the clock and the Sanctii were in the red zone. After 2 kneel down plays, Prince Petrus faked a kneel down on 3rd down and instead took a shot at the end zone. His pass was knocked out of the hands of Matthaeus Favonius by a defender. Just enough time remained on the clock for a field goal attempt. Philippus Francus booted the kick through the uprights and it was good. The Sanctii had been victory by a score of 39 to 7.

Prince Petrus had a remarkable day today. He completed 15 of 27 passes for 202 yards and 2 touchdowns. He also rushed 7 times for 112 yards and a touchdown. Andreas Tuccius ran 22 times for 129 yards. Petrus Maximius rushed 14 times for 58 yards. Most importantly, the Kingdom of Saintland had won. That was all that really mattered, even if the score could have been more lopsided.

When the 9th day of competition in the World Bowl was all said and done, German Zerabithea remained undefeated, crushing Euskirribakondara 42 to 7. Cyborg Holland won again, 33 to 0 against Sibirsky, to move to 8-1. The Equestrian States defeated Ironite 25 to 0 to improve to 7-2. That was their 6th shutout so far in the World Bowl. Nothing unexpected there. The Cyborgs are now +127, the "Fire Ponies" are +107 and the Sanctii are +81. Tomorrow, the top 4 teams are all expected to win again. The Sanctii will play at Euskirribakondara. That is the team they scored 67 points the first time around. The Kingdom will be hoping for a repeat performance. Be sure to tune in on Royal One tomorrow. Royal One will be broadcasting the match because the National Soccer Team has the day off in the Cup of Harmony. With victory likely a foregone conclusion, the only thing that the Sanctii will be concerned about is the margin of victory.

by **Karditan** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:32 pm

MD10:

Group 1
Gzbfernigambia 3–24 Equestrian States
Ironite 0–21 Cyborg Holland
Sibirsky 0–10 German Zerabithea
Euskirribakondara 10–17 Saintland

  Group 1                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 German Zerabithea             10   10   0   297  101 +196
2 Cyborg Holland                10    9   1   225   77 +148
3 Equestrian States             10    8   2   177   49 +128
4 Saintland                     10    6   4   253  165  +88
5 Sibirsky                      10    3   7   127  184  −57
6 Ironite                       10    3   7    97  176  −79
7 Euskirribakondara             10    1   9    63  276 −213
8 Gzbfernigambia                10    0  10    65  276 −211

Group 2
Cassadaigua 17–0 Backyard Sports
Kinzar 0–10 Michael VII
The Serbian Empire 17–7 Catonia Majora
Quebecois Acadiana 0–17 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec

  Group 2                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 The Royal Kingdom of Quebec   10    9   1   246  102 +144
2 Cassadaigua                   10    8   2   156   37 +119
3 Michael VII                   10    7   3   149   33 +116
4 Backyard Sports               10    6   4   171  121  +50
5 The Serbian Empire            10    4   6    84  159  −75
6 Kinzar                        10    3   7    75  155  −80
7 Catonia Majora                10    2   8   100  213 −113
8 Quebecois Acadiana            10    1   9    42  203 −161

Group 3
Chunnan 13–24 Ko-oren
Yesopalitha 16–0 Franklin Delano Bluth
The Babbage Islands 0–14 Thrilledge
Konariona 0–0 United Warrisons (0–7 OT)

  Group 3                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Thrilledge                    10    9   1   215   54 +161
2 Yesopalitha                   10    8   2   263   71 +192
3 Ko-oren                       10    7   3   194  183  +11
4 Franklin Delano Bluth         10    6   4   160  126  +34
5 Chunnan                       10    5   5   162  190  −28
6 Konariona                     10    2   8    89  192 −103
7 United Warrisons              10    2   8    80  293 −213
8 The Babbage Islands           10    1   9   111  165  −54

Group 4
Crysuko 12–13 The Fair Republic
Slembana 21–24 West Guiana
Qazox 27–17 Lunar Republic Islands
Kriegiersien 20–0 Catholican Catholica

  Group 4                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Qazox                         10   10   0   276   96 +180
2 West Guiana                   10    8   2   189  118  +71
3 Lunar Republic Islands        10    6   4   226  126 +100
4 Slembana                      10    5   5   196  167  +29
5 Kriegiersien                  10    5   5   132  188  −56
6 Crysuko                       10    3   7    95  184  −89
7 The Fair Republic             10    2   8    98  155  −57
8 Catholican Catholica          10    1   9    53  231 −178

Group 5
Osarius 24–0 Thatius
Korena 0–10 Kintratar
Northton 13–13 Schmiegelland (16–19 OT)
Shadowbourne 3–16 Vettrera

  Group 5                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Osarius                       10    9   1   225   59 +166
2 Vettrera                      10    9   1   199   77 +122
3 Shadowbourne                  10    6   4   158  101  +57
4 Thatius                       10    6   4   136  127   +9
5 Schmiegelland                 10    5   5   130  144  −14
6 Northton                      10    3   7   148  154   −6
7 Kintratar                     10    2   8   101  246 −145
8 Korena                        10    0  10    16  205 −189

Group 6
Gaveo 6–0 Demonslove
Estope 10–9 German American States
Subramani 7–30 Cosumar
Sicoutimont 10–27 Free South Califas

  Group 6                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Cosumar                       10    9   1   285  124 +161
2 Estope                        10    9   1   205   91 +114
3 Subramani                     10    8   2   192  110  +82
4 Free South Califas            10    6   4   210  129  +81
5 Sicoutimont                   10    3   7   103  172  −69
6 Gaveo                         10    3   7   102  176  −74
7 German American States        10    1   9    70  210 −140
8 Demonslove                    10    1   9    54  209 −155

Group 7
Firiminaz 10–17 Allamunnic States
Grandterre 7–6 West Angola
The Sova Empire 47–0 Rodard
Powersith 0–7 Karditan

  Group 7                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Karditan                      10    8   2   241   35 +206
2 Allamunnic States             10    8   2   148   53  +95
3 Powersith                     10    6   4   126  106  +20
4 The Sova Empire               10    5   5   132   90  +42
5 West Angola                   10    5   5    66   91  −25
6 Grandterre                    10    5   5   108  183  −75
7 Rodard                        10    2   8    46  205 −159
8 Firiminaz                     10    1   9   101  205 −104

Group 8
Levivania 0–33 Democratic States of Fenbar
Taeshan 21–23 Darmen
Stretta 23–10 Zeedoom
Zomni 10–27 Bongo Johnson

  Group 8                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Darmen                        10    9   1   225   75 +150
2 Stretta                       10    8   2   327  160 +167
3 Bongo Johnson                 10    7   3   176  113  +63
4 Taeshan                       10    6   4   214   89 +125
5 Democratic States of Fenbar   10    4   6   149  191  −42
6 Levivania                     10    3   7   110  236 −126
7 Zeedoom                       10    2   8   101  250 −149
8 Zomni                         10    1   9    60  248 −188

by **Stretta** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:41 am

	Period 1	Period 2	Period 3	Period 4	OT	Total
Stretta	6	7	3	7	-	23
Zeedom	0	7	3	0	-	10

Giroux Enquirer wrote:With a solid victory against Zeedom to get the team back on track, all eyes are now in Bongo Johnson, where the Strettan team are travelling to face a must win game.

Now that the Strettan side are in a position for advancement, and moving top of the table seems unlikely, there is a necessity to increase their lead over Taeshan and Bongo Johnson in order to hold their ground in 2nd place. A win against Bongo Johnson would give them a two-game cushion, meaning they would have to win two of their last three to be comfortable, but could potentially afford to lose two of their last three.

This would be an enviable position to be in, and make no mistake, the coaching staff know of the significance of this match as well.

There was a tense air on the plane to Bongo Johnson. The center, Kelsey, along with Hodges, Simmonds and a selection of the WRs, were grouped around Julian Timmen, running through some offensive strategy. Greg Bailey was going from D-man to D-man assessing their fitness and general attitude going into the game, psyching up those that needed it. There were only two calm people on the plane, excluding the pilots. Johnny Nestle, kicker, and Gerard Tolmen, punter. Last time out against Bongo Johnson, Nestle was only required twice, and that was for easy field goals. He sat listening to an MP3 player, ignoring the hubbub surrounding him.

Stevens was on the in-flight phone. "Last time out, we came away with a victory. It was unexpected, but now that we know it's possible, we'd like to do it again... Tense is the word. We're all anticipating a hard game, as we all obviously know that the result is so important to our World Bowl chances... I haven't spoken to him, but I hear he's holding up well and will hopefully soon prove his innocence... No, thank you." He hung up, sighed, and counted out his medication.

"Look, the evidence doesn't look great, but they've got no proof of the actual crime being committed. It's all circumstantial," Pat had a look on his face that reminded his lawyer of a teenager talking to his parents and thinking 'so what?'. "That means that they don't have a complete case. It's leaky at best." That face was still there. "Look-"

"No. I understand. I just don't care anymore. I know I didn't do it, but that moron has it out for me. Did you speak to my man?" The lawyer nodded. "And?"

"Look, Pat... I've still got to strongly advise against this. I know that while you're in here, they aren't after the real killer, but hiring someone to find him for you... It's just plain dangerous."

by **Qazox** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:04 am

A tough game against Lunar Republic Islands, as Qazox had to rally from a 17-13 deficit in the final 9:47 to get to 10-0 with a 27-17 win. Jim Zebow threw for 2 TD's, including the capper with 0:45 seconds left to Ian West. Up next, Qazox seeks to clinch a playoff berth next Friday when they face Catholican Catholica and West Guiana takes on The Fair Republic. A Qazox win and a West Guiana loss would clinch the group for Qazox.

LRI  7  0  7  3  17
QZX  7  3  3 14  27

SCORING SUMMARY:
QZX: 18 yd TD run by Ian West. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 9 plays, 59 yards in 3:46. 7-0 Qazox
LRI: 48 yd TD pass by QB#9 to WR#87. PAT by K#11 Good. 6 plays, 65 yards in 2:54. 7-7.
QZX: 43 yd FG by Oliver Muadh. 9 plays, 51 yards in 4:33. 10-7 Qazox
QZX: 38 yd FG by Oliver Muadh. 12 plays, 60 yards in 5:42. 13-7 Qazox
LRI: 29 yd TD run by HB#20. PAT by K#11 Good. 6 plays, 65 yards in 2:54. 14-13 Lunar Republic Islands
LRI: 40 yd FG by K#11. 6 plays, 32 yards in 2:41. 17-13 Lunar Republic Islands
QZX: 14 yd TD pass by Jim Zebow to Peter Hamilton. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 7 plays, 63 yards in 4:11. 20-17 Qazox
QZX: 5 yd TD pass by Jim Zebow to Ian West. PAT by Oliver Muadh good. 5 plays, 41 yards in 1:56. 27-17 Qazox

QAZOX STATISTICAL LEADERS
Offense
Jim Zebow: 29/41, 316 yards, 2 TDs, 2 INT
Ian West: 20 carries, 94 yards, 1 TD, 4 catches, 54 yds, 1 TD
Ryan King: 8 catches, 117 yards
Defense
Sean van der Hann: 13 tackles, 2 Forced Fumbles.
Robert Samberg: 2 fumble recoveries, 4 tackles, 2 for loss.
Adam Creighton: 7 tackles, 4 passes defended, 1 INT.

by **German Zerabithea** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:10 am

He's angry!

"Grrr"

He's loud!

"SCREAMING!"

And he's proud!

*Scene of a fat balding man running across a street wearing only the flag of GZ*

It's The Angry Billy Show!

Billy: Hey folks, welcome to The Angry Billy Show! Where I tell you what I liked, and HATED! about this week of football. And this week I'd like to introduce a new member of the team, Marvin Ballmont from The New Ford Gazelle. Apparently I need someone more calm after that last minor incident.

Marvin: You almost killed the cameraman.

Billy: That's not important, let's just start.

Liked:

Billy: The Rams beat Sibirsky 10-0 and are still one of two undefeated teams left.

Marvin: Indeed, and the defense once again dominated. As long as the Rams keep playing defense like this, they should be able to go all the way, even if the offense falls short.

Billy: Finally, the Rams just need a few more wins to make them a play off team.

HATED!:

Marvin: However, true to it's tittle of "group of death" the Rams still have a long way to go to claim the group one title.

Billy: Yeah, thanks to those stupid robot danish people, seems like the Rams are the only team that can beat them.

Marvin: Well don't forget, we still have E.S also to deal with, these next few weeks are going to be the toughest yet.

Billy: Right, well that's all the time we have for today, tune in next week for The Angry Billy Show!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

by **Saintland** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:18 am

Overconfident National Team almost loses to Euskirribakondara

(SP) The Saintland National Gridiron Team went to Euskirribakondara today to face a team they had routed the first time around. They were confident going in that they would once again score 67 points against their hapless opposition. Around 2 hours later, the 4th quarter had begun and they somehow found themselves trailing 10 to 3. Prince Petrus would lead his team on a lengthy drive to tie the score at 10. Georgius Didius would score a defensive touchdown and the Sanctii escaped with a 17 to 10 victory that felt almost like a defeat. "I had an awful game today. I came in certain that we were going to blow them out and a few hours later, I was just relieved to escape with a victory. Tomorrow, we need to play better than this when we host Sibirsky, but if the cyborgs beat the talking horses again, our hopes of advancing are pretty much over." - Prince Petrus

This game did not go well for the visiting team from the start. Nicolaus Lusius fumbled the opening kickoff, setting up a Euskirribakondaran field goal. The home team with the unpronounceable and virtually impossible to spell correctly name led by a score of 3 to nothing. This SP reporter is glad that the Sanctii do not play this team again in this competition. This means I will hopefully never have to write the name of this country again because the Sanctii will hopefully not be drawn in the same group with them at the 21st World Bowl.

Anyway, Lusius didn't fumble the kickoff return on his next try. Prince Petrus led the offense onto the field and their performance was reminiscent of the Baptism of Iron. They just kept blowing opportunities to convert 3rd downs and punting it away. Euskirribakondara could not move the ball against the Sanctii defense. Their quarterback was confused, as most quarterbacks seem to be, by the highly complex defensive scheme.

Toward the end of the first quarter and going into the second, Prince Petrus drove his team downfield. Actually, Andreas Tuccius did most of the work, but Prince Petrus completed a few short passes to keep the drive going in between the Tuccius runs. One time, Prince Petrus scrambled for a first down on 3rd and 1. However, when the Sanctii offense entered the red zone, Prince Petrus forced a bad pass into the end zone and watched as a corner came down with the ball for a touchback. The game returned to being a battle of field position once again, until Nicolaus Lusius, as seems to be a habit for him, let a punt bounce over his head and the Sanctii would be pinned deep in their own territory with 2 minutes and 11 seconds to go.

Prince Petrus led his team on a long drive down the field. He was completing passes to all the receivers. Petrus Maximius would catch a screen and take it into field goal range. However, Maximius got greedy and ended up wasting the last Sanctii time out. On the very next play, Prince Petrus was forced to scramble by an aggressive blitz and tackled after a short gain. The clock began to run down. The Sanctii took too long getting to the line as Lucas Floridius was slow to get into position for the spike. Prince Petrus spiked the ball and just 2 seconds remained on the clock. Philippus Francus came out and tied the game at 3 going into the half.

Euskirribakondara got the ball to start the second half. They were, once again, unable to do much of anything. They did get a decent kick return to start at the 37 yard line and they almost picked up a first down on 3rd and long, but the Sanctii still got a 3 and out. After the punt, the Sanctii were pinned deep in their own territory again. Prince Petrus handed off to Andreas Tuccius. Tuccius was stuffed. On second down, Tuccius was able to get 2 yards back. On 3rd and long, Prince Petrus forced a bad pass, attempting to get a first down. It was picked off and the corner returned it untouched for a touchdown. Euskirribakondara somehow led 10 to 3.

The score would remain 10 to 3 with 10 minutes to go in the 4th quarter. Neither team had done much offensively and the game had mostly been a series of punts. The one exception was Prince Petrus leading his team down the field and throwing a 3rd interception on a deep pass to the end zone intended for Ioannes Lusius, who was double-covered. It looked like the Sanctii were going to be defeated on this day.

However, that was not what happened. Prince Petrus walked onto the field after a punt with the ball at his own 32 yard line. Handing off to Andreas Tuccius, it was clear that the opposing defense was finally tired. Prince Petrus went into option mode and kept changing things up. Soon, he had taken the ball into field goal territory as the clock began to run down. He called play action and passed to Lucius Herius to move the ball into the red zone. From the 14 yard line, he called the option. He decided against handing off to Ancharius and, rolling up with Maximius, Prince Petrus faked a toss, sending the defender toward Petrus Maximius. Prince Petrus entered the space vacated by the defender and was hit by a safety at the 2 yard line. Prince Petrus was going down, but he reached out and the ball barely crossed the goal line. Francus added the extra point and the score was tied at 10.

Euskirribakondara had a minute and a half remaining on the clock. They could either play for overtime or play for a win. They decided to play it safe. Handing off to their running back, the Euskirribakondarans figured they would run down the clock and take their chances in overtime. Instead, Georgius Didius burst into the backfield and knocked the ball out of the running back's hands. Didius picked it up and ran as fast as he could toward the end zone. As he crossed the goal line, the Euskirribakondaran fans knew that their upset bid had been thwarted. The Sanctii had won an unexpectedly close game by a score of 17 to 10 after a fourth quarter comeback.

On the day, Prince Petrus had completed just 11 out of 31 pass attempts for 137 yards and he had thrown 3 interceptions. He had, however, run for 63 yards and a touchdown. Andreas Tuccius had run for 118 yards on the day and Maximius had added another 41 yards on the ground. Georgius Didius had a 5 sack day and scored the game-winning touchdown after forcing and recovering a fumble on a running play. He was his usual dominant self.

When all was said and done on the 10th day of the World Bowl, German Zerabithea had defeated Sibirsky 10 to nothing to remain atop Group 1 with an undefeated record. Cyborg Holland shut out Ironite 21-0 to improve to 9-1. Surprisingly, the Equestrian States allowed 3 points against Gzbfernigambia, but they still won 24 to 3. The SP has not yet been able to confirm how the talking horses scored their points, but we still have bad memories of allowing 8 field goals from beyond 50 points to them the other day. Rumor has it that the Sanctii have some plan to counter-act their long field goals when they visit Royal Stadium for the rematch. Tomorrow, the talking horses play the cyborgs. If the cyborgs win, they will all but clinch second place in Group 1, so the Kingdom of Saintland will be rooting for those "Fire Ponies," as they call themselves, to pick up a victory. German Zerabithea plays Ironite and the Sanctii play Sibirsky at Royal Stadium in St. Petrus. They are currently ranked 5th and 6th in Group 1, with records of 3 wins and 7 losses, but Ironite and Sibirsky are not in the same class as the big 4. Currently, the cyborgs have a point differential of +148. The talking horses are at +128. The Sanctii are at +88. Tomorrow's game will be broadcast live on Royal Two as the Sanctii hope to improve to 7-4 in the World Bowl.

World Bowl XX Everything Thread

Who is online