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News Flash: Zombie Hour

OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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News Flash: Zombie Hour

Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:27 am

Basically, this is sort of an RP about all the nations reactions to the zombie virus via news reports. What you do is post a news report from your nation about the zombies such as public reaction, military action, government status, and so on. There are not really limits on how many times you post, but please avoid quadruple posting. I'll begin.

Breaking News

The dead are now undead! There are now zombie like beings all over Fontoria and all over Fontoria's region, Xanth. Fontoria's military have decided to exterminate the virus before it takes hold of the nation. However, although there is no government funded research due to "health & safety" plus the fact of money, some volunteers have begun research. However the government of Fontoria has advised not to due to the fact if the virus is eradicated, with remaining samples it could come back easily, and we want to avoid death as much as possible.

All citizens of Fontoria have been issued with laser guns. However due to the need of the military, instead of being supplied with the more energy efficient blue laser guns of today, the people of Fontoria have been issued with green energy guns used in world war one. Some people have decided to use traditional bullets, swords, and other more traditional weapons.

As well as the main military, some volunteers much like the Home Guard in world war two have banded together and are acting as the military do protect smaller towns. They are known as "The Human Volunteer Brigade", and more towns, villages, and even cities are taking suit and banding their own.
National anthem: The Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson
Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
We are also a pro-choice nation.
We opose royalism.
We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
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Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:37 am

More breaking news

Fontoria's government have changed their minds and have begun research. The Emperor of Fontoria, Hal Taylor had this to say:

"We can't possibly hope to eradicate all the zombies with military force. We need to research with scientists, that way we can eradicate the disease, and help out our region and possibly other regions. It would be selfish of us to just try and fight the zombie off. We just hope the Human Volunteer Brigade can fight off the zombies while our scientists solve this palaver. I myself will put on my armour suit and start fighting off some zombies with fellow Fontorians, some more of our nations superheroes have also begun fighting off the hordes."

Suicides have also spread around the country like the Z-virus as scientists are calling it. Many fear that there is no hope against the zombies and have taken their own lives. Some religious groups and cults also begun mass suicides.
National anthem: The Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson
Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
We are also a pro-choice nation.
We opose royalism.
We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
Join my superhero RPG here:
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98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your sig.
And help this gentleman gain world domination by putting this is your signiture, screw the bunny!
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Postby Doublepong » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:39 am

"The people of Doublepong are turning into zombies!" according to a civilian looting the streets before getting shot by the military for being infected. We decided to interview the government and this is the response we got:"There is a disease on the loose. It appears to be transmitted by bodily fluids which can be transferred by bites of infected. The disease makes you extremely aggressive and you go on to infect others. We are currently attempting to eradicate the virus with our military force. If you see a zombie coming toward you stay calm and aim for the brain. This is the only known way of killing them.". Stay tuned for more as we witness the zombies eat survivors and show tips on avoiding them and staying alive.

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Fontoria
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Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:45 am

Breaking News

The government has now begun to release MKI Battle droids into the public to deal with the zombie menace. MKI Battle droids were made as replacements for regular soldiers, but were fund to be unstable so they were taken offline. Now as a last resort, the government has released them into the public to help the Human Volunteer Brigade. While some are worried about what the droids will do, others are thankful.

Meanwhile, the government has continued to research into the Z-Virus, and the government has raised their budget to unlimited.
National anthem: The Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson
Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
We are also a pro-choice nation.
We opose royalism.
We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
Join my superhero RPG here:
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Normandium
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Postby Normandium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:50 am

Breaking News!

A virus has caused over a four-hundred million citizens of Normandium to lose the ability to think and are currently spreading the virus to others via biting. Normandium's top scientists have worked on a cure, though, and brought the number down to 84 million within an hour.

This was the most anti-climactic apocalypse ever, as citizens are expected to go back to work tomorrow as if nothing happened.

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Postby Brition » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:51 am

A state of marshal law has been declared in The Sacred Imperial Order of Brition. Civil liberties and the usual political processes have been suspended, and the armed forces are directly under the control of the Corporal and Minister of the British Nation.

The British Army has turned London, Peterborough, Edinburgh, Dublin, and Cardiff into fortresses. Road blocks and decontamination showers are common sights. As BBC news reports on a typical Army checkpoint, the camera pans to a minibus being blow up by a FGM-148 Javelin missile launcher. An Army Captain quickly covers the camera lens with his hand.

The Royal Air Force and Royal Naval Fleet Air Arm are partaking in joint operations to combat the infection. Whenever you look skywards, you see Tornado GR4 attack aircraft zooming to deliver payloads of napalm and shrapnel bombs to highly infected urban areas.

Occasionally you might see a AS365 Eurocopter Dauphin drop a group of 4 armed men in black uniforms into a bombed urban area. These men are the British National Guard. They are here to rescue surviving citizens, kill remaining zombies, and restore order to our local communities.
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Union of Independant Republics
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Postby Union of Independant Republics » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:54 am

New Moscow,The Union of Independent Republics-0900Hours
The President Had Awoken To a Major Mess...........The End of the World as He Knew it......The Undead Were Returning to Life and Attacking the Living Something That Was Worse then his Worst Nightmares.
He Got out of his Bed and Approached the Window in his Room,Outside the Army was Preparing to Fortify the Capital From The Hordes That had Escaped the Bombing Raids on the Major Infected Zones.
91 Million Infected Were Still Out there........And The World Was Facing Millions if Not Billions More of the These Flesh-eating Monsters.
From Behind the President Appeared His Personal Guards
"Mr.President......We Need to Leave Now..........The Hordes Were Spotted Near New Hope About an Hour Ago........Contact with the 9th Armored Battalion Was Lost and We can Only Assume the Worst"
The President Got His Suit and Custom Ak-47 Out of his Closet
The Guards Pulled out Their Pistols and Proceeded to Roof of the Capital Building Where a Black Hawk Helicopter Was Waiting
The President Entered the Helicopter With Three Heavy Armed Men(The Shock Troopers)
The Pilot Said to the President
"Welcome Aboard Sir....We are Bringing you to the Aircraft Carrier UIR-Untold Retribution"
The President Sat Back Down and Watched the Troops Continue with the Fortifying of the City
4 Hours Later

The Power Had Long Run out Since the Nuclear Power Plants Were Shut Down to Prevent Meltdown
The Capital was Devoid of Light Besides the Emergency Areas Where the Army had Locked Down.
Private Fredrick King Looked Around the City with his Night Vision Goggles.......And then Noticed them."They are here....The Zombies...They are Inside the City!"He Shouted
The Hordes of Zombies......Witch Heard the Humans Charged the Positions
Moaning as they Ran
Two T-90 Tanks Opened Up Blowing Up Many Zombies
While Mg Nests Opened up with Tracer Rounds Ripping Many Zombies Apart
Shock troopers Charged the Zombies with Ak-47s Equipped with Bayonets and Cut Zombies Heads off.
But They Kept Coming.......The Tanks Got Overwhelmed and The Crews Were Infected Via Open Wounds Coming into Contact with Saliva From Infected.
The Shock Troopers and The Regulars Held Their Ground for the Next Two hours
1.2 Million Men Vs.20 Million Zombies
A Few Combat Helicopters Opened up with 50 Cal Machine Guns and Hellfire Missiles
Air Craft Carrier-UIR-Untold retribution
The President had Arrived with his Top Advisers......But Couldn't Find his Generals
"Begin Operation Brush Fire"
He Said While Typing a Code
(Code-OK12O-STDU1234-EKSSR34-VN2013)
New Moscow-Union of Independent Republics
The Surviving Soldiers Made Desperate Last Stand Against the Horde of The Undead and Were Stunned at the Sight of a Bright Flash of Light and then They were Swept Away in Nuclear Fire

Breaking News-The Capital has Been Destroyed by Nuclear Weapons The Death Toll is 120 Million People
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Postby Contamenesia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:55 am

Breaking News.

Zombies have infected the mortal plane. Contamenesian soldiers, however,are easily killing them off. the zombies will all be dead within four hours time. so stay safe,grab some popcorn and watch the easiest extermination yet!

This is Mirra Ni' ura, Channel negative four news.
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Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:56 am

Breaking News

Fontoria has donated millions of green laser guns to our ally Awas. However, due to the running out of guns, more laser guns have begun production. Seeing blue and even green lasers are a lot more expensive and consuming to make, Fontoria have begun producing white laser guns, a lot less advanced and weaker, but in these circumstances, that's all you can ask for.
National anthem: The Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson
Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
We are also a pro-choice nation.
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We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
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Northern Inertia
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Postby Northern Inertia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:58 am

BREAKING NEWS

As of 9:40 this morning local time, the Democratic Republic of Northern Inertia is officially in a state of war. As the number of zombies in the early hours of the morning had surpassed the number of noninfected, the President, along with the Minister of Defence and the Commander of the Inertian Armed Forces, made the decision to open fire at all positively identified zombies. All branches of the military are participating in this operation, the biggest one since the Inertian revolution of 1917.
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Postby Novia Soviet Socialist Republic » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:00 am

Breaking news

Dirty western capitalist dogs have zombie virus woooooo! Now for the bad news...we have it too *pulls AKM out from under desk and cocks it* I will see you in hell comrades...Sergei! Get me my combat shovel and rat poison!
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The Allied Nations
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Postby The Allied Nations » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:01 am

Allied Coalition News:

"Please pay attention to this Emergency Broadcast, State of Emergency has been declared. This is not a drill."

"The Coalition President of the Allied Nations has assumed all executive control over the government and has focused all effort on the research of a cure bringing all the minds and technology from the public and private sectors together. We ask that you all remain calm and do not give up hope, the best is being done to save your loved one infected or not."

"The President tasked the Allied Defence Committee with ordering the military to quarantine heavily infected zones and evacuate civilians who aren't infected in hopes of slowing down the infection, military personal are only allowed to shoot if encountering infected, but no operation has been launched to exterminate them, only to rescue stranded civilians. Remain calm and follow the on screen instructions or instructions to follow and follow the orders of military personal."

"Important civilian and military personal have been evacuated to orbital installations to co-ordinate efforts from a global perspective, safe zones are being established for refugee camps and Tier One cities are being secured. The President made an announcement:"

"Citizens of the Allied Coalition of Nations, we have endured hard times, the Internal Inqusition, the Third World War, acts of terror, these hit us hard, we lost family and friends to these atrocities. Today is the same. We will endure. We will survive. We will prosper. I promise you all that my government is doing everything we can and we have our greatest minds at work. This is a time for unity and a time of strength, may God be with us, I pray for all my people and all my soldiers in this time of crisis. May your god be with you, and I will not abandon you."
"Defence of freedom through unity and democracy for the advancement of humanity"
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Postby Vladivostak » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:03 am

(Vladivostak Nightly News 5 hours ago)
"BREAKING NEWS: After President Kolesnikov ordered a grounding of all air-craft one airliner jet, Vlad Airlines, had stopped all contact with air traffic controllers. Its flight path veered erratically as it flew over the south east province of Preobrazhenka towards The Empire of Flattnerk. Air traffic controllers and the military said that it has presumably went down on Flattnerk soil in the North Eastern region of the empire. Vladivostak military drones are doing reconnaissance missions over the crash site forwarding all intel to Flattnerk Military officials. The air traffic controllers heard screaming over the radio communications with the commercial airline. Experts are presuming that the plane has infected and undead aboard. More news as it comes. Later, Kolesnikov will be giving a statement from the undisclosed location tonight. Stay tuned, Im Adrimelikov with Vladivostak Nightly News"

(Vladivostak Nightly News 4 hours ago)
"Just minutes ago a bomber squadron of Tupolev Tu-160s obliterated the crash sight with a enormous carpet bombing of the farm. Thankfully the farm was 50 KM from the nearest town and their were no alive civilians in the strike zone but...
we have heard in the desperation of Vladivostak leadership to 'clean up their mess', they made the decision to drop the bombs even with our men and women in uniform, still on the ground. We honor those 63 special forces that we lost tonight, who reportedly consented to the bombing for the good of our nation. The President said quote, "it was a necessary sacrifice for the well-being of both our countries". More on the events as they unfold. Please keep your TV sets or radios on for any Emergency Broadcast updates."

(Vladivostak Nightly News 4 hours ago)
"This just in, the military overrided President Kolesnikov's authority and has dropped 5 30KT neutron nuclear bombs on our province of Tamka. It is reported that an estimated 24,000,000 of civilians and military personnel were killed. We are being told that is 3.6% of Vladivostak population. Anonymous officials said the outbreak was on the brink of breaking quarantine and overrunning the country, even past our borders. Stay tuned..."
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Postby Vulkeria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:04 am

Breaking news:
LOL MY PEOPLE ARE DYING - glorious amazing super 3000 leader

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Postby Contamenesia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:06 am

a breaking report,

Our Immortal King, Zhak Ti the second has stated thus:

"After we finish off these zombies we will provide our aid to other nations. for a price of course. These Zeds are no threat to Contamenesia and shall soon perish from all of existence. This is not war. This is pest control"

We have nothing to fear. good evening and good night.
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Postby Brition » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:08 am

Breaking news:

Members of the illegal underground Labour Party and any remaining mosques are being arrested as a preemptive measure to reduce opposition to the government in these catastrophic times. Since non-military air operations have been halted, the British National Guard has been instructed to summarily execute the leaders of these alien communities.
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Fontoria
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Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:09 am

Breaking News

Even with the military support, the Human Volunteer Brigade, the MKI Battle droids, the research, and sheer mass of laser guns, the zombies still seem to be spreading across Fontoria. The Emperor Hal Taylor has begun to go insane, gunning down a sheer mass of zombies and smoking a large amount of cigars at the same time.
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Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
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We opose royalism.
We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
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Postby Alvidhr » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:12 am

*CONTACTING ALL APPROPRIATE RESIDENTS*
Report to your local mustering hall as soon as you may safely leave your house. This Fair land is suffering a plague of what may only be described as zombies. Though little is known currently, they are thought to transmit their infection by blood contact, so avoidance of all physical contact is paramount.
The Free Mechanical Cavalry, Gladesmen, and Artillery have been mobilised as of 1030 hours, and will soon be at the front.
Avoid busy areas, unless armed.
We look to the forests for our protection.

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Postby Albaie » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:16 am

"An urgent broadcast from the IBC from Imperial Palace." Said the familiar announcer on every electronic screen in the country.
The familiar face of Fredrickson Dubrack Dubrackson filled the screen of every device in the country. Today instead of being happy and smiling Fredrickson had a sad look and there seemed to be a bit of blood on his face.
" I am here to confirm the rumors of the zombie outbreak in Albaie. It has come fast and unexpected. We have lost huge numbers of people to the infection and even more fighting it. I warn you stay inside and stay warm and well fed and not thirsty and wait for an Imperial Army or Navy relief squad to arrive and escort you to safety. Operation Apocalypse is in full swing even now in Dubrack's Town the Emperor is fighting valiantly alongside men from all areas of the military to secure and evacuate the city. Stay calm and spend this time with your family and most of all keep up Albaie's spirit if you see one of the infected kill it mercilessly we can not let it spread we must kill it with efficient and deadly precision now goodbye and I hope to be back on this soon to announce our victory over the infected. " Fredrcikson announced and at the end a small tear ran down his face because Albaie was lost its people fighting their own and its cities being ravaged.
" Now we are unhappy to announce regular broadcasting has stopped ... " There was a stop and the regular professional face of the young announcer was filled with terror. " Robert that's one of them " She said and broke out crying suddenly there was screams and a primal roar broke out. The camera must have been pushed over but it didn't stop it filming the viscous and brutal attack that followed.
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Fontoria
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Postby Fontoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:16 am

Breaking News

The Emperor Hal Taylor in his battle suit has been fighting off hordes of zombies for hours now, and is starting to show signs of insanity. He's been smoking about 100cigars since this started, yelling, and has been listening to loads of tracks by Japan back to back.
National anthem: The Speed of Pain by Marilyn Manson
Anthem Lyrics: Fontoria greatest country in the world, we kill dogs and we eat seagulls!
We are also a pro-choice nation.
We opose royalism.
We are an anti socialist nation.
We along with our region are based on Mars.
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Novia Soviet Socialist Republic
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Postby Novia Soviet Socialist Republic » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:17 am

What...what do you mean we've ran out of rat poison? You used it for rats?! I said I was storing that shit encase I won the lottery so I could kill my boss! Oh shit were rolling? Um go to the weather! To the weather!

ello and welcome to the weather' todays theres gunna be....fuck all really' theres no weather to report I don't even know why I'm in a job I should be down at the Doll Office.
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Postby Supemortis » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:20 am

BREAKING NEWS


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
All citizens are to remain inside until further notice. If you are ordered by the military to leave your home, pack a maximum of two bags per person plus one backpack and leave within the hour. Bring food, water, clothing and any valuables. It is recommended that you pack canned food and contain water in clear bottles.

THE REPORTS
A virus has spread through the empire of Supemortis, infecting 22% of the population. If you know someone who has been infected, either secure them in a room with enough food and water to last 3 weeks, or drop them off at the nearest checkpoint, from which soldiers will escort them to nearby hospitals to await deliveries of the vaccine, which is currently being researched by our nation and supplies of which are being imported from nearby nations.

The Emperor has warned citizens to remain calm, and that if the infected are killed, the penalties will be the same as murder. Please keep that in mind if anyone tries to start a zombie hunt.
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Empress of Supemortis - Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Daria I of Lowrey,
Crown Princess - Her Royal Highness, Princess Alexandrine of Lowrey,
Prince of Caivor (Second in line to the Throne) - His Royal Highness, Prince Artur of Lowrey,
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Silberia
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Postby Silberia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:21 am

Earlier today we received reports of deranged, cannibalistic attacks in the southern region of Silberia, in a few hours' time, the scale of the attacks had increased tremendously. The Silberian army sent an expeditionary force to evaluate the situation, they discovered that the attackers were indeed infected with a virus of some sort which turned them into zombies. Lord Protector Arku immediately ordered all available ground forces to mobilize in order to neutralize the threat. The military estimates roughly 50% of the zombies exterminated. Civilians are to secure their homes and stay indoors as the armed forces systematically clear the streets of any undead threat.

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Alexander Falco
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Postby Jenlom » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:23 am

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BREAKING NEWS

SIEMON NEWS, TOMDON, U.F.J.: IN RESPONSE TO an outbreak of an infection causing people to turn into what many are describing as "flesh eating zombies", the Head of State has signed an executive order invoking provision 114 of the Jenlom Constitution. Under this provision, Martial Law is declared, the the armed forces having the discretion to use any reasonable measures to combat the undead threat.

As of lunchtime, the United Federation Disease Control Centre (DCC) has estimated around 3 billion people in the United Federation may be infected with the virus, whose symptoms include skin tightening, heavy breathing, bloodshot eyes, an inability to keep still and a propensity towards human flesh consumption. A cure is being researched in conjunction with other agencies in the region and worldwide.

In major towns and cities, the government has ordered residents to barricade their doors and windows and preserve food and fuel. A total curfew has been put in place in all public areas. The homeless are advised to seek shelter in secure locations. The public is advised not to approach anyone they suspect to be undead.

The Jenlom Institute of Engineers has stated that the country's water, power and gas infrastructure appears to be operating normally. Telecommunications and internet also appear to be unaffected. The military has fortified Parliament and government precinct in Tomdon, along with most of downtown and the West Side.
Last edited by Jenlom on Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:25 am, edited 2 times in total.

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Postby Alvidhr » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:28 am

Contact has been lost with the following villages:
Aldrnarià
Buféfat...
Gjorhafn...
Mjodhrfjall...
Sifjaslithus
And Skaphafn.
Do not attempt to flee to these. There are assumed to be no survivors. The areas are to undergo airburst bombardment within the hour. If you are surviving in these areas, please head underground, or to the ground floor of a vertical transit shaft.

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