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Spncrgmn
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Postby Spncrgmn » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:47 pm

Why does my country have 46 million zombies, and what can I do to get rid of them?
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Postby Karpathos » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:02 pm

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Postby Kandorith » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:04 pm

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Postby Phocidaea » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:04 pm

The zombies thing is (part of) the April Fool's day gag for this year, I believe. I have 70-some million.
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Haedong
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Postby Haedong » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:09 pm

Check out how many of your people are dying due to zombie bite. Right now I'm at 2%.
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Postby Herb123 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:09 pm

I have 166 million
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Postby Towson » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:10 pm

April Fools Joke

51 Million Zombies in a nation of 1,014,000 People.
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Postby New Panti » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:11 pm

I've got 34 million in mine.
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Postby Azrael » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:12 pm

I just logged on and I didn't even know the April Fool's joke was in effect yet. Cool.
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Rodrania
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Postby Rodrania » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:12 pm

23 millions :l, i'm researching for a cure. Is that ok?
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Postby Senkaku » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:12 pm

60 million. Lol. Thank you, Max. :p I hadn't noticed that all day. :blush:
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Postby Stattr » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:13 pm

I have 217 million.
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Postby Schwabenreich » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:13 pm

I saw the zombies, immediately checked the date and thought "seems about right". 363 million here.
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Postby The Equal Republic » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:13 pm

I think this is the "REGIONS WILL FALL" disaster we were warned about. I have 14 million zombies, and 15% of my people are being killed by them.
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Postby Tsaraine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:13 pm

Click on the "X number of whom are zombies" line to initiate zombie control mechanisms.

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Postby Unicario » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:14 pm

363 million here.
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Postby Segland » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:14 pm

I have 341 million zombies. Excellent. 45% of my nation is dying from zombie bites, too.
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Socialist Republic of Andrew
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Postby Socialist Republic of Andrew » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:14 pm

I have 118 million right now, which are all being either quarantined or killed by my military, and 4% are dying of bites.
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Postby German Shepherds » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:15 pm

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Postby Dremono » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:16 pm

34 million zombies so far-thanks a ton Max Barry! We should've predicted this. *Let's get some sort of zombie control thread, and kill them all off!* Nobody spoil the options of the issue yet-I live in east coast, and april fools hasn't happened yet.
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Postby New Nebraskan Republic » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:16 pm

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Postby Qazox » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:17 pm

Rodrania wrote:23 millions :l, i'm researching for a cure. Is that ok?


Nope. Give them to the rest of your region!
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Postby Kaidee33 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:17 pm

Oh that makes sense! I thought it was because the last issue I decided on was about Human cloning. So I thought my people had turned into zombies because I chose human cloning haha.
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Postby TaQud » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:18 pm

Zombies are the new Number 1 export in TaQud currently! :lol:
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Postby Alterio » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:18 pm

ERMAHGERD! ZOMBIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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