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Sargossa
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Postby Sargossa » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:56 am




There were nearly one hundred of them. All men, most weathered by years of exposure to a mixture of sun and salt water. They milled around the large assembly room, some sat at tables and downed drinks that were suspiciously alcoholic for this time of day. Others stood in groups, muttering in hushed tones. The major topic of conversation was unquestionably Sargossa’s stuttering start to the World Cup qualifiers. The pervious evening’s scrappy win in Lymantatia had done little to exorcise memories of the embarrassing home defeat to Osarius one round earlier. Improvement was needed. Not that they’d be around for the next fixture. Several weeks trawling the chilly seas off to the north loomed. Although, thought Roberto, after a fortnight of enjoying the grubby port city of Cholulá’s dubious charms the ocean would be a welcome sight.

As Roberto took in the room he couldn’t help but notice a number of new faces. Three in particular caught his attention, they were sat in a corner together, deep in conversation. An air of menace surrounded them. No, Roberto wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of any of them. A company man of twelve years Roberto Carda had started life as a netsman on the Eagle Strait run before advancing to captain his own boat and then, four years ago, his own flotilla. Soon he and his four trawlers would be drifting their nets through the cold tranquillity of the Sea of Sibir.

He was interrupted from his reverie by the appearance of a suited figure who made his way to the front of the room.

“Someone get the lights.” He said. He waited for the room to darkening before hitting a button on a projector which throw out a glowing image onto the wall behind him. Another button changed the image to a colour coded chart. “And here, gentlemen, are your target areas and quota information. You know the drill.”

Roberto scanned an expert eye down the list. No, that couldn’t be right. He approached the suit who was busily typing something into an iphone. “Um, Señor Peña?”

“Ah, Roberto.” Peña smiled. “What can I do for you?”

“You’ve got my flotilla trawling the San Vega fields to the east. I thought they were embargoed. Seeing as how they straddle Polarian territorial waters and all.”

“Apparently there’s been some talks between the respective Trade Ministries. I don’t know, I don’t follow politics. But we received confirmation from the Ministry three days ago. Some new fella. Talking of new fellas, we’ve had some late no shows on your crew.”

“Oh, really?” Roberto couldn’t keep the surprise from his voice. His crew were probably the company’s most reliable. “Who?”

“Sanchez and Geraldo were in a car accident last night. Nothing too serious but they’re a bit banged up. An another guy, I forget his name, Diaz I think. He came down with a nasty virus. Fortunately we managed to dig out some last minute replacements. Those three over there.”

He pointed. Roberto didn’t need to turn to know exactly what trio he was pointing at. “Marvellous.”


* * * * * * * * * *



Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom in the Sargossan capital.

“No.”

Normally such a short response from President Emparán demanded no further follow up but Adriana persisted. She was his executive assistant and one of the very few people who could safely test the Sargossan leader’s patience.

“They’re building their new superhub practically on our doorstep. Some kind of response will be expected. Let me draft a statement at least . . .”

He held up a hand to stop her.

“There’s no need. I’ll be given no statement.” He held up a hand again to stifle another outburst. “Oh they’ll be a response. Just not yet.”

“So no draft statement?”

“No. But you can get me Admiral Andrada at Central Command. Tell him I’d like to see him in my office this afternoon. I need to sign off on those naval manoeuvres.”

“Yes sir.” She turned away.

“One other thing. His department have been conducting certain blockade simulations. I’d like to see the results.”
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Postby Slembana » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:04 am

DBK Sports - Football - Glascovia 2-5 Slembana

Written by Pierre Darezi

In our third World Cup 64 qualifying game, we have beaten Glascovia 5-2 away from home. This win leaves us with seven points from three games, meaning that we are currently top of qualifying Group 10.

Despite the fact that we won the game healthily in the end, Glascovia were the better side early on. Their two strikers, Paullus Nævius and Lucius Exuperantius, were both denied from close range by our goalkeeper, Kevin Banks, within the first 10 minutes of the game. Glascovia's dominance meant that it was no surprise when midfielder Octavius Hadrianus gave Glascovia the lead with a 14th-minute thunderbolt. Five minutes later, Glascovia doubled their lead, with Nævius heading home a corner.

In the 32nd minute, our star striker, Val Kylx, gave us hope, volleying the ball past Acestes Atticus in the Glascovian goal to pull the score back to 2-1. However, this goal failed to dent Glascovia's confidence, as they were still dominating the game. Hadrianus had the best chance in the minutes leading up to half-time, seeing a chipped shot hit the crossbar.

However, we gained our confidence in the second half, and mounted a comeback. Within just three minutes of the restart, we had gone 3-2 up, thanks to two goals from our left-winger, Yuppë Tárnix. The veteran scored with a low left-footed shot in the 46th minute, and a rising shot which went in off the crossbar in the 48th minute.

Glascovia tried to fight back, and John Walcott ran down the field, only for our captain, Don Adobe, to bring him down near the penalty box. Adobe was given a yellow card for his actions.

In the 80th minute, we scored again, with Harry "Komodo" Young dinking the ball over Atticus to make it 4-2 to us. The win was rounded off by a penalty from Kylx late on, awarded after James Yossarian yelled profanity at our team. Yossarian was given a yellow card. However, Young could have also got a yellow card for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

Our next game is against Cambirano. They infamously beat us 3-0 at Cup of Harmony 55. However, I don't think that lightning will strike again, and I'm expecting a 2-1 win for us.
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Postby West Angola » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:07 am

Namibe, Portuguese Garrison Fortress (Occupied), 1894
Parrish watched the soldiers drilling in the square from the balcony of the garrison headquarters. With their ranks supplemented by native volunteers, the rebel forces were larger than ever. Similar results had occurred in Luanda, where a much larger bulk of the population lived, but a much higher degree of dissent with the crown dwelled as well. Blyr had succeeded in fanning the flames of that discontent into revolutionary fervor at the Kaiser’s command, the result of which being that the rebels now had a sizeable force in both the north and south of the colony, which was gratifying given what news was arriving from the east.

On the eve of the revolution, Portugal had had no fewer than nine divisions present in Africa. Three were stationed in Mozambique, three were in the central region attempting to hold off the expansionist British, two were stationed in Luanda, Namibe, and Benguela (these had been largely emaciated in the uprising), and the remaining two were in the jungles of Angola, burning, looting, and killing natives in an attempt to subjugate the area and secure supply lines into Rhodesia. Now, both of those divisions were marching west to link up with the reinforcements from Lisbon, and would make the rebellion’s job all that much harder.

Parrish now knew that his success was not preordained just because Sien’s had worked out that way. If he misstepped, the consequences would affect everyone in West Angola for all eternity, including him. Stepping inside off the balcony, he headed down to his communications room to telegraph Blyr in Luanda. Telegraph lines between the two cities remained tenuously open thanks to a secret relay through the jungle Sien had ordered constructed a few months before. The Loyalist Government in Benguela had cut the lines, and were still operating under the assumption that Namibe and Luanda were isolated from each other and from Berlin.

Historically, this advantage had allowed Sien and Blyr to use surprise against the Portuguese. By coordinating their troop movements while allowing the Loyalists to think they were acting independently, the two generals had managed to bottle the Lisbon reinforcements up inside Benguela, while the Kaiser’s navy blockaded the surrounding area. The Portuguese commander, a gaumless, corpulent old man named Carlos Izinbreiha, did little to rectify the situation beyond token attempts to break out. On January 7, 1895, Sien and Blyr had jointly raised the new West Angolan flag over the fortress at Benguela, effectively ending the war, which would be concluded officially by the Treaty of Dresden a month later. However, besides knowing what had a good chance of working, and knowing that victory was possible, that knowledge didn’t really help Parrish much.

He entered the telegraph room, and the operators all stood to greet him. Parrish motioned for them to sit, then began dictating a message to one of them:

“Attention Luanda, stop. Portuguese forces in jungle returning to Benguela, stop. When joined together with troops from Lisbon will outnumber us, stop. Unconfirmed reports of naval and troop departure from Mozambique, stop. Recommend you move south at your earliest possible stage of readiness while I move north at the same time, stop. We must take Benguela before the garrison there grows too strong, stop. End message.” The operator ceased clicking a few seconds later, and after a brief pause the key began tapping out a reply:

ALL CARE BEING TAKEN TO CONFIRM READINESS OF NEW RECRUITS STOP PLAN TO BE READY BY END OF WEEK STOP BERLIN REPORTS SUCCESSFUL DELAYING ACTION OF TROOPS FROM MOZAMBIQUE STOP WE HAVE A WINDOW OF ABOUT TWO MONTHS BUT WE CAN EXTEND THAT IF WE CAN CONVINCE THE NATIVES TO HARRY THE RETURNING UNITS STOP END MESSAGE.

Parrish nodded, sent a quick reply confirming the information, thanked the operators, and headed back upstairs. He’d called a meeting with his senior staff that afternoon, a staff which included the leaders of the freed natives. Those enslaved within Angola had long had a secret method of communicating with their respective tribes. This network had acted as a ferry for escapees, as well as a way for slaves to stay in touch with their families, and now Parrish hoped to use it to enlist some help.

Historically, Sien had succeeded in bringing the natives to his side, briefly uniting them against their common enemy, against whom they proved an invaluable help. The long-awaited Portuguese reinforcements had failed to arrive for six months, and by the time the survivors struggled into by then-occupied Benguela, there were barely two thousand left, a survival rate of only twenty percent. Again, beyond knowing that it was possible, the history didn’t help Parrish very much. He would need all his savvy to swing this deal…
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Postby Sicoutimont » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:45 am

Platoon of Purple Weekly Newsletter

May 6,2019-Welcome, loyal PoP followers! And to all you reading our webpage for the first time, welcome! So, what have the PoP been up to recently? First, we must find out who the PoP are! Founded in 2005 after the dissolution of the communist government, the Platoon of Purple was first made up of English Sicoutians to defend their homeland in case of intervention from the communist's allies. But that didn't happen. In the 14 years since then, the Platoon of Purple have become known as the most loyal fans of Sicoutimont's National Football Team! We have attended all home qualifing matches for Les Royales, and even a few away ones, including one you'll hear about below! So, what've the PoP been up to recently? Find out below!

Platoon 'Criticized' by The Lac-Drouin Times
In last week's edition of the Lac-Drouin Times, editor Tyson Robertson posted an article that spoke of Sicoutimont's May 4 Day match with Yesopalitha, in that nation. However, in his following statements, he attacked the Platoon of Purple, saying things like they are responsible for "general hooliganism" at football matches involving Sicoutimont! No PoP member have ever been arrested at any match, nor have things escalated beyond legal things! If the Lac-Drouin Times would leave their stuffy editing room and read the Constitution, they would find that nowhere is it illegal to burn to opposing nation's football kit! Flags, maybe, but we would never disgrace fire like that! Also, as TLDT incorrectly reported, the PoP were not responsible for the booing of Luc Gaudreau, manager of Slembana. He is a proud Sicoutian who, like glorious manager Marc Denis said, chased his dream abroad. That was extremist fans, who were dealt with by members of the PoP accordingly. But moving onto the week's lighter news....

Why do we Celebrate May 4 Day?
We celebrate May 4 Day as proud Sicoutians because it is the day our land was discovered. When the French captain Jean-Rene Goutier and his ships landed at what is now Val-Maurice, our nation was given to the Sicoutian people. It was named "Sicomont", based on the mountainous regions around Val-Maurice. Eventually, it became Sicoumont, and then Sicoutimont, like we know today. It was a great day in our history that led to the 3-year French-English War for control of our territory. The English retreated back to its colonies near Edmunston and the south, and the French took control over most things north of St-Simeon. Eventually, in 1784, the English left this land, focusing on other colonies of theirs. And that's how we became the Glorious Nation of Sicoutimont.

Platoon of Purple Go Overseas for May Day Match
Sicoutimont's loyal fans took advantage of the May 4 Day holiday weekend: Friday-Monday off! With the football match Sunday, PoP members flew to Yesopalitha Friday, and flew home Monday. But first, we must report something very sickening to members of our group. Yves Savard, star defender of Mytanar club Rudar Uchenik, and the national team, will miss 2 games, the Yesopalitha match and the Maklohi Vai match. This is because the weak-willed 'Director' of Footballing Safety for the Sicoutian Football Association doesn't understand the difference between a good play and dirty play. A good play is what Savard did: taking his man out of the play to prevent a goal. A dirty play is what the SFA did: suspending him for it. It is not Savard's fault if reckless foreign players decide to dive to the ground! However, we will not less this betrayal stand in between our loyal fans and Sicoutimont's proud footballers. Anyways, on May 4, Sicoutimont took on Yesopalitha, drawing with that team 0-0. Come back next week, when we tell you what the PoP did, and talk about another match with foreigners!

THE LAC-DROUIN TIMES
Extremist Fans Get Webpage
You may remember us reporting on a group called the 'Platoon of Purple.' Well, they have gotten a webpage, accessible the world over. So, as proud Sicoutians, it is our job to tell the foreign community this: no-one in Sicoutimont except a few crazy wackos believe what they say. True Sicoutian football fans do not burn the opponent's jersey, as the PoP admit they do. True Sicoutian football fans do not rage about a player being suspended for a very dirty tackle on a defenseless player. And that's why the Platoon of Purple only have 15 followers. They have been banned from Stade Pierre-Beach recently after hooliganism at a Coupe Nationale match, and the Stade St-Pierre ownership group are considering banning them. So please, all nations who still have to play Sicoutimont at your home: ban these [u]gaumless[/i] wackos.

Royales Draw With Yesopalitha
On a lighter note, we head to Freedom's Alter, Yesopalitha for a May 4 Day match against that team. The game began very bland, with no chances on either end for each team. Pier-Luc Dion faced his first shot in the 21st minute, and the Yesopalithan keeper, Jonah Caloun, did not face his until the 25th. The game would continue at this slow pace at The Sacred Heart in Freedom's Alter, with Girard Giroux and Alex Gannot having the lone shots for Les Royales at the half. Georges Allonts came off for Stan Sarault in the 56th, and Sarault would record a shot, but it was not to be, as Caloun would dive and just stop the ball from going in. By the 90th, each team had missed a penalty, and in the 92nd, Girard Giroux's head off a corner went just over the crossbar to keep the final score 0-0. Here's the box score, even though it's basically empty, from http://www.footybets.scm!

World Cup Qualifing MD3
Sicoutimont vs Yesopalitha @Sacred Heart, Freedom's Alter, Yesopalitha
Yesopalitha 0--------Sicoutimont 0


Sicoutimont's next match is against Maklohi Vai, in a rematch of the Des Monts Ila Vai Cup. That match will go on May 10, at 3:30 local time. The Platoon of Purple won't be there to ruin the fun for you, so visit http://www.celtravel.scm to book Flight + Hotel deals to Maklohi Vai! If you're Travon Maurice of St-Simeon, however, you won't need to buy anything: you've won the Weekly World Cup Draw, including 4 tickets to the game against Maklohi Vai! Sicoutimont's next home match is Saturday, May 17, 2019, @7:30PM, @Stade St-Pierre, Sicoutimont vs Basque Socialist States! The BSS side are surprising everyone right now with their play in the first 3 matchdays, so come on out to see a great match! Tune in to TVSportSicoutimont33 to catch the Maklohi Vai game, or listen by radio, tablet, or stream it live from sicoutiansportsnow.scm or sicoutianfootballassociation.scm!
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Postby Shadowbourne » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:06 am

Part I | Part II
As Kharai Dotzer lowered himself into the dark brown chair, he was still in a state of shock. His friend, his partner, had been the criminal all along.

"Kharai, my friend. It is good to see you."

Dotzer remained silent.

"I see you are still a man of very few words."

No response.

"Okay, then. Steve, take him to his quarters for the night. Kharai, I will see you tomorrow."

One of the guard stepped up and led Kharai away, laughing as he pushed him into a ripped, dirty tent.

As Kharai sat there, willing himself to fall asleep, he began to cry.
Kharai awoke to the stinging pain of a kick to the back. He looked up. Steve was towering above him.

"Mr. Fondey wishes to meet with you now."

"And what if I don't wish to meet with Mr. Fondey."

"Mr. Fondey wishes to meet with you now."

Understanding the alternative, Kharai complacently allowed Steve to escort him away. He was lead into a large dining room, with a large table set elegantly for two.

Alexey sat on the other side.

"Kharai, it is a pleasure to see you again. Did you find your sleeping conditions comfortable?"

Dotzer refused to offer an answer.

"Well, alright then. Please, take a seat."

As Dotzer sat down, he immediately noticed that he had been given plastic knives, as to prevent him from stabbing anyone.

They would have to do.

Dotzer made his move as soon as Fondey reached towards his lap to lay out his napkin. Grabbing his plastic knife, he leaped across the table. Although his knife was plastic, it had been just enough to startle Fondey, giving him an opportunity to grab up his sharp, metal knife. Seeing the look of shock on his old friend's face, he took his opportunity to make his move. He quickly slashed Fondey across his forehead with the knife. He was immediately blinded by the sheet of blood pouring down into his eyes. As much as Dotzer would have loved to so get in a few more shots, he knew that would only give the guards more time to catch up with him. As Fondey staggered around, struggling to regain his vision, Dotzer frantically raced out of the room and began searching for the staircase. He smiled to himself. He still hadn't lost his old touch.

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Postby Alexanderburn » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:07 am

Alexanderburn 2-1 Runimia
Frederiksen (22'); Rittenhouse (90')
Alexanderburn shows poise and strength once again

And we're just minutes away from the referee blowing the whistle, but both teams are still maintaining composure. Alexanderburn goes in fiercely for the counterattack - what's this, Rittenhouse is putting on a show for us, look at him go--AL!


The team emerged victorious from their first win at the qualifiers this year. Smiles brimmed from ear to ear all across the stadium as fans celebrated throughout Windermere Arena. Trains left packed full of singing fans - after all, this was the ANFT's first victory in a while, and it certainly will not be the last. But best of all was knowing that the Runimians did not mind one bit that their team had lost the game tonight, nor did they have to travel far to reach home either. These Catholic neighbors of Alexanderburn seemed to have made a sort of treaty with the home team, acknowledging that no matter which side won tonight's match, this experience would be all about bonding as a region.

"God will repay them for their kindness and generosity," noted John Lindenfeld, a recent University of Suffolk graduate.

"That's right," joked his Runimian friend. "And besides, we have a whole weekend planned together. We already went to a Good Friday reflection service earlier and we are planning on heading to Easter Vigil as well."

Despite the chumminess that occurred after the match, the game itself put all fans, Alexanderburnese and Runimian alike, on the edge of their seats. The game opened with a near goal from the Runimian side in the ninth minute before the Alexanderburnese home team settled into the match and organized their defense. These efforts paid off in the 22nd minute, where WC60 star Torben Frederiksen seized the opportunity of an open field to plummet the ball in the net from a fairly respectable distance. However, the Runimians retaliated in the 35th minute and equalized the game. Both of the teams had notable opportunities, such as the 56th minute block by Alexanderburnese goalkeeper Nordaglio, or the crossbar shot in the 75th minute by Marcel Schroeder. Nevertheless, the home team prevailed with a wonderful goal in the 90th minute by defender Carlos Rittenhouse, who used the counterattack strategy seen so often in the 60th World Cup qualifiers to give his nation the three points.

Here is a list of the goals scored during this match:

1:0 - Frederiksen - 22'
1:1 - (unknown player) - 35'
2:1 - Rittenhouse - 90'


Tonight's match will be played at Kartvelistan's home stadium.

STARTING LINE-UP (Alexanderburn @ Kartvelistan)

-------------------------------- van der Pol -------------------------------
--- Frederiksen ---- Holierhoek ---- Schroeder ---- Austerlitz ---
-- Rittenhouse -- Doyle -- Hooper -- Collett -- Ebersberger --
--------------------------------- Nordaglio ----------------------------------

Modification: -2


Good luck Alexanderburn!
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Postby The Sova Empire » Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:10 am

PLACE: A TSE Buffalo Wild Wings
OCCASION: After the Karditan game, a 1-0 loss for TSE

"Well, that was disappointing."

"What did you expect? Karditan is 33rd ranked and we are 152nd! Just be glad we didn't lose by a greater margin."

"I guess so, but I was hoping that MB would score a goal or so"

"She'll end up scoring literally all of our goals by tournament's end, so I still say give it some time. She had 5 good shots on goal, but the goalie for Karditan is really good."

"Good point. So, do you think that having a hyper-conservative approach is working out? I don't think it is."

"I don't get LK's call on that. A -5 modifier is too conservative."

"Oh well. I cannot realistically see her changing our modifier now. Do you remember who TSE's facing next?"

"11th ranked Taeshan"

"Crud. Guess I'll grab a couple of drinks on my way out tonight, looks like I'll need them if I'm watching the next match."

"Yeah. At this rate, Chess is more exciting than soccer."

"Greg Sova needs to win the next chess match for the sake of his sanity."

"Did you see Paradystopia's chess player lay Johmlandia's? That was epic!"

"Certainly more epic than our soccer. Our American football team has been formed too, so it's looking like I'll be watching the Baptism of Iron"

"Yup"

"Yeah"

"I'm gonna go home now."

"Me too."

"Peace out"

"You too."
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Postby Darmen » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:39 am

"FIRST! and we shall not look back"
Darmeni Soccer Federation responds to VFA threats to keep foreigners out

At least those were the words of Captain Tor Tong Lee, who in the last few interviews and post match press conferences has seemed extremely confident in the All Green's abilities to qualify for the World Cup. "Listen, we're coming off of a Copa Rushmori title, and we've been placed in a group that, while challenging, is by far not the Group of Death, and certainly not Group Sixteen."

Darmen's 4-2 win over Birolika shows that confidence, and the whole team looks the part. Tor Tong Lee scored a stunning first half goal from almost forty-five yards out, and the fact that he was alone and had gotten past the Birolikan defense seems like an afterthought. "I don't know what I was thinking," said Lee, "but something just told me that the ball would find its way past their Goalkeeper." Gene Turko followed Lee's goal with one of his own, and this time, it was a bit more believable. After an All Green's attack had faltered in the box, a Birolikan defender took control of the ball and tried to clear it, but he nailed one of his fellow teammates in the head instead, and the ball bounced to Truko's feet, only to be pounded into the back of the net. I did say a bit more believable didn't I.

Birolika responded with a goal of their own to close out the first half, and added another in the first ten minutes of the second half to equalize the match a two goals apiece. The All Greens were unfazed though, and Roberto Gregio put Darmen ahead for good in the seventy-first minute. Substitute defender Trevor Goodwin scored an insurance goal in the eighty-third minute, and Darmen returned home with a good 4-2 win.

"Obviously I'd still like to see a better performance from the defense, but when we're averaging four goals a game, and only letting two goals in a game, it means we're winning, and that's really all that matters," said All Green's Manager William St. John de la Ware.

Darmen's 4-2 victory over Birolika puts them first in Group Four, ahead of 19th Century Beards and Farfadillis based on a superior goal differential. Meanwhile, Valladares, coming off of a 1-1 draw with 19th Century Beards, is lagging behind in fifth. Darmen's next game will be on the road against East Shippensburg, while Valladares' next game will be a road game as well, against Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne. Most experts and fans agree that both Darmen and Valladares will win their respective games.

Speaking of the devil, er, I mean Valladares, the Valladar FA has apparently issued a statement that they may not allow fans from other countries into matches played on Valladar soil. "It's all rather silly," says Darmeni Soccer Federation President Georges Thomas, "either they're just throwing a hissy fit over some poor early results, which believe me, they'll recover from, or their afraid that however many fans they allow into the Westlands Stadium in Hoxford from Darmen will all be undercover IG-2 agents or something. I can assure the VFA that we here at the DSF aren't about to let the IG-2 use a Football match to start a border conflict. That being said, if the VFA doesn't allow Darmeni fans to watch the game between us at the Westlands Stadium, we sure as heck won't let them into Darmeni stadiums in the future."

Darmen's first border battle with Valladares will occur on matchday nine, and will be a home match. Currently, the DSF has no plans to keep Valladar fans from attending the match, but they have let it be known that security will be tight. "We're not going to beat around the bush at all. Fans will be kept separate, and they will be kept safe. If both sets of fans can agree to abide by the rules, I'm sure they'll be able to get through the match without any worries," said Thomas.
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Postby The Archregimancy » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:06 am

OOC: I doubt anyone will care/notice, but for RP purposes I've intentionally littered this with as many (sometimes slightly paraphrased) NIV Biblical quotes as possible. Anyone who really feels inclined to catch them all will win nothing but the IC admiration of Fr. Silouan.


An Excerpt From the Homilies of Fr. Silouan the Strict

...and let it not be thought that all monks of the Archregimancy are pleased with this policy of the Holy Synod and Monastic Football Association to set aside monastic humility and rejoice in monastic victory, to even welcome opposing teams of heathens and heretics to one of our most glorious monasteries without forcing them to convert to Orthodoxy - an action which is surely a terrible example of the sin of FALSE ECUMENICISM.

PRIDE! DEADLY PRIDE! Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall, as surely as our team have now lost at home to Michael VII, a team who have not even deigned to tell us their roster.

For the Lord our God has seen our pride, and declared that he will break down our stubborn pride and make the sky above us like iron and the ground beneath us like bronze! This is what they will get in return for their pride, for insulting and mocking the Lord Almighty; the heart of Fr Basil the Fool for Christ became arrogant and hardened with pride, he has been deposed from his throne and stripped of his glory.

The entire Archregimancy sporting structure must now REPENT! If you do not listen and repent, I will weep in secret because of your pride; my eyes will weep bitterly, overflowing with tears; you will stretch out your feet to score, as swimmers stretch out their hands to swim and God will bring down your pride despite the cleverness of your feet.

The Lord Almighty planned the Michael VII result, to bring down your pride in all your splendour and to humble all who are renowned within the qualifying group. For did not the Lord say "I will punish the world for its evil, the wicked for their sins. I will put an end to the arrogance of the haughty and will humble the pride of the ruthless"? Has he not punished the national team of the Archregimancy as he punished the king of Assyria for the willful pride of his heart and the haughty look in his eyes.

Those whom he loves he rebukes and disciplines; so be earnest and repent! The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness; instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance. For do not forget that Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death. Did not Saint Paul say "John’s baptism was a baptism of repentance. He told the people to believe in the one coming after him, that is, in Jesus."

So I call on the Holy Synod, the Monastic Football Association, and the national football team to set aside their foolish pride, and to remember that their only salvation - their only hope of qualification - lies not in these "football tactics" of Fr. Basil, but in faith that our salvation lies in the Incarnate Word!

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Postby Mytannion » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:35 am

"No! I'm just not having it Athanasius! Sophie and Edvard in hospital, this Befreiungsarmee running riot across the country... It's not going to happen again, we will destroy every last one of them!" Screamed Natella Kalinina, the Premier of Mytannion. Just a couple of days ago the rebel group, the Mytanar Befreiungsarmee had targeted sites across the country with strategic bombings as they attempt to fight against what they called 'violations of human rights' as the dictatorship forced workers to work long hours for little to no pay.

Athanasius Borodin was her second-in-command and was nicknamed 'the General' by many, with him being a former high ranking member of the military and one of the men who engineered the military coup that made Mytannion into the country it is today.

Seven years ago he had been the man who had killed the old Premier, the democratically elected one, who had steadied the Mytanar ship after the overthrow of Tolikism and through the deep economic recession that had crippled the nation and caused many to move into neighbouring Swartaz, or Cotdelapoms, or Civil Citizenry. There had been a time when the nation had the highest unemployment in Rushmore and the Premier Pamic managed to steer them through it.

Now, things were different, Natella Kalinina was Premier. Borodin remembered when she was just a young, vibrant member of the Army with big ideas above her station, she managed to persuade many fellow soldiers to join her cause and as support for her grew within the armed forces, Borodin knew he'd have to jump on the bandwagon or face being 'dealt with', as many high-ranking members were.

As more of the senior officers were bumped off by Kalinina's group, her own stock within the Army grew massively until she was promoted to the same rank as Borodin. She was the only female General in the Army and was the most feared as she commanded some of the toughest fighting men there were, Borodin joined forces with her and gained her respect and also her ear as she turned to him for ideas at times.

Borodin knew he had made the right choice at the time for him and his family.

Now he wondered if he had made the right choice for the rest of Mytannion. He looked around the streets as he traveled to the governmental buildings in Esca and saw the same pain in the people as they had had under Tolikism. People were starving, people were oppressed and people hated the people who had brought this upon them with out their consent. They wanted freedom once again.

Borodin had been so pained by the scenes he had driven past that he made his family up sticks and move closer to the governmental buildings, commandeering a penthouse in the City Centre, just so he could avoid making the trip through the poverty-stricken Litala and Votavova Districts every day as he went to work. Kalinina put no wonder in it, happily enough, Borodin knew that if he had to explain she could tell he didn't agree with what she was causing.

She had a strange way of being able to tell when someone was lying to her, it was horrendous. Borodin saw many men (and occasionally a woman), lose their lives as they tried to lie their way past her. She was ruthless and almost twisted by her tough upbringing through the Army, where she had been treated even more harshly than many of the men, for being a woman.

She had once confided in Borodin, telling of a time where some high-ranking officers forcibly pinned her down and ripped her clothes off before sexually assaulting her. She had been 17 at the time, close to completing her training in the Army and becoming a member of a well respected unit, the 11th Lisicans. One of the first things she had done when she had come to power was find the men who had caused her so much pain, both emotionally and physically, and brutally executed them.

Kalinina had forced all of her cabinet to watch the events, to show what would happen to anyone her crossed her. Borodin had been unable to watch as one of the men's insides became his outsides and the pain slowly became too much for him as his mouth curled and contorted with the sheer terror of what was occurring, eventually the life went out of him and his eyes slowly closed, he stopped twitching and was finally at peace. Nobody could tell though. They were all scarred by what they had just witnessed.

Now, the young Premier was asking him to help her in planning the way to capture and murder the people who fighting against her. The people who were fighting against this woman who did this sort of thing and who was causing pain for everyone in the nation in one way or another. She had the armed forces physically making people do work, with public beatings being on-tap for any dissidents. The police had been forced to swear a personal oath to her and the country, tying in their promise to protect the citizens of the nation with a promise to carry out the orders of the Premier to the very letter.

Borodin did not know what to do. Refuse and he could end up like the man who had sexually assaulted her, she had been known to show no mercy and treat anyone who crossed her in the exact same manner. Brutally. If he agreed and tried to draw up a plan then he would be condemning the people who were trying to help the poor and the oppressed (albeit helping in a slightly twisted way). He could try and dissuade her from taking action, but that could end up in the exact same way as refusing to help her.

And what reason would he be able to give her for not taking action? They had nearly killed two of Borodin's closest friends, two people who were similar voices of reason within an aggressive cabinet that tried to impress the Premier with steadily heightening acts of oppression against the people. They repeatedly tried to outdo each other and each Minister tried to carry out a worse atrocity than the one that had happened before, with no particular reason given for some of the things that occurred.

Borodin had no choice. He'd have to agree to help her. He could at least make the plan as lenient as possible, trying to help the Befreiungsarmee silently, from the sidelines, in secret.

Borodin looked back and regretted ever taking part in the coup. He had made himself a murderer in the process. He had left all his principles behind and all for what? A better life than he had before, sure. That isn't exactly important when you have a reputation for being a heartless sidekick to the most ruthless person in the country. Fantastic.

"Look, Natella, there's a solution here. We can make an example of these people. We can use it to our advantage." Borodin said.

"How?! I want them gone! I want them to be dead, that's enough of an example to the rest of the nation is it not?!" She shouted shrilly.

"No. We do not have to murder them to prevent this from happening in the future. It'd be much easier to convince people that they are not right in the head, that anyone who has thoughts that don't match the governments are insane. We can almost create a cult of personality around the government, that whatever they say is correct and anyone who disagrees has mental health problems."

"Athanasius, it is much simpler to kill people than to try and run campaigns such as this."

"But it makes us look bad, murder is not good for publicity, something I've tried to tell you for years now. We can convince people that we are always correct and anyone who suggest otherwise is simply wrong because they're insane. You have to remember a lot of people in the Motherland are uneducated, they may take a while to convince, but they will believe us eventually."

"I can't see this working. I just don't see it.

"Trust me Natella! When have I ever been wrong before? People will believe it and as each generation goes by, more people will believe it, if we can keep it going down the years the children will be taught to tell their teachers if their parents are making any derogatory comments about you or our regime and we will catch anyone who says anything different to our version of the truth and we'll simply put them in a mental institute and classify them as insane or something. It'll work Natella, I promise."

"Athanasius, this seems like too much of a long-term plan for my liking, it doesn't actually deal with the issue at hand, does it?"

"Erm.. It kind of does, it just takes time."

"Something we don't have. It is an interesting proposition and possibly something we can implement in the future. But for now, we will simply gather intelligence and kill anyone involved in this. I'm sorry, your plan just isn't direct enough."

"I see, your will has to be followed, Natella."

"Indeed it does Athanasius, I fear you're becoming slightly soft, you know."

"Me? Never. I know exactly what needs to be done here Natella."

"Don't lie to me."

Borodin knew the consequences of lying to her. He didn't even try to. He turned and walked out of the room, stopping at the last second. He turned to see a gun pointed at his head.

"Natella, w-what are you doing?"

"I can't have soft people in my cabinet, Athanasius. I know you don't feel comfortable with some of the things we do, Sophie told me, us girls have to stick together. You can never trust anyone in politics, even your friends. It seems." She paused. "I don't think I can trust you any longer."

"Goodbye Natella."

"Goodnight Athanasius."

She fired the gun. General Athanasius Borodin collapsed at her feet. She leaned down and dropped to one knee, planting a kiss on his cheek. She let out a sigh.

"Such a shame, you were always one of the best."
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:42 am

Girls, Where Are The GOALS?!?


Ayyuh, you've won all three of your qualifying games so far, despite that (let us be polite) utter mess-up over the schedule.
We expected you to win those games.
But where are all of the goals that we expected you to score?
Three-to-one, one-to-none, two-to-one?
For true?
Against opposing sides so lowly ranked, wouldn't six-none, six-none, six-none, have been achievable?
Were you going easy on those other teams?


"Reading the 'Daily' Branch', Urra? Hwhy?"

"Oh, I didn't
buy the copy that these pages are from, Marra, they're just hwhat my lunch today came hwrrapped in..."

"Ah, hokay.
Fish-&-chips again, then?"

"Ayyuh. It's so nice not having to set a good example for the players any more.'
"Wait, couldn't you
smell hwhat I had for lunch, anyhows?"

"Got a bit of a cold."

"Oh. Well, keep it away from
me, please. Nothing personal, of course, but..."

"Sure, I quite understand, no problem. I was just dropping in briefly on my way to BASIC's headquarters, anyhows, as it happens."

"So you've decided to take the job that they're offering, then?"

"I'm seriously considering it: Got a meeting there this afternoon to find out a bit more about exactly hwhat they'd be expecting me to do."

"Well, hwhichever way you decide, good luck."

"Thank you."



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OOC

The people conversing here were Marra SunDaughter and Urra SunBlesséd, the last two managers of the Bear-Belles.

'BASIC' stands for 'Bears Armed Special Intelligence Committee': It's a government agency whose role should, I hope, be reasonably obvious to you from that name.
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Postby Jedi8246 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:47 am

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"Good morning Jedi8246. This is Logan Dale bringing you the Fenris Sports Corner. Our first topic of the day is the World Cup. The Wyverns came out and made a statement in their last game. For those unaware, the scheduling mess arguably led to Jedi8246 tying against the far inferior team of Denbar. The offense never got going. That was far from the case in our last game against the Bearded Moose team. The 2-0 shutout was a magnificent display. And our most recent game played yesterday showed the Wyverns true offensive skills.

Playing against the Kericia team, the Wyverns completely schooled them in 4-1 victory. The Wyverns offense was impressive completely outplaying the far inferior defense. Manny Hem scored two goals in quick succession at the end of the first period. The other two goals were split between Charles and Nicolas Hem. With this victory, the Wyverns move to second in the group. It is certainly unexpected to be above the Archregimancy three games into the season. That said, the Wyverns have yet to be truly tested. Thus far they have played some of the lesser teams in the group. It is now time to prove themselves against the true competition. Jedi8246's next game will be the last warmup before facing the Archregimancy. They face Silver Beach at home. Coach Hemlock expects another dominant performance by his Wyverns. So do we. Best of luck to them. More sporting news after the break.
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Postby Powersith » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:17 pm

I'm starting a new story arc regarding one of my players named Taylor Mcawellmen


Chapter 1: Rough Beginnings and Discovery

Chapter 2: Believe
Part 1: Proving Grounds


"Is that Taylor on the field?"
"What that loser in high school?"
"Yeah, I guess he is on the field. He's gonna pull the team down"

Taylor stepped on the pitch looked around the national stadium. Imperial National Stadium was filled to its capacity of 100,000 fans. He couldn't believe it. He was starting for the national team in a World Cup qualifier. The anthems were sung, and The Republic of Egpty was set to kick off. Now he stood in his spot waiting for the moment.

Patrick Monroe looked at him, and said, "You ready?"
Taylor replied, "Ready to prove the haters wrong"

The ball was kicked, the game begun.
***
PSSN

Powersith Demolishes Egpty 5-0

Who knew the Powersith National Team could play like that. They utterly destroyed an Egpty team 5-0. Unbelievable.

The game started with the usual national anthems. Then Egpty kicked off. Powersith went on the offensive quickly as new starter Taylor Mcawellmen, who started in place of injured Gerry Sweeny, would steal the ball away from Egpty. As he was racing down the middle, it seemed like he would lose the ball as defenders swarmed him. However, in an amazing act of athleticism, he would spin around, then pass it to sprinting teammate Patrick Monroe, who would then kick in the goal to give an early 1-0 lead after 1 minute. In the 21st minute, Mcawellmen would have another assist, as this time, he would chip the ball over to Robert Charles Vanor who would head it in for a 2-0 score. Five minutes later, in the 26th minute, Mcawellmen himself would score! Leonardo Martinex, off a corner kick would give Mcawellmen the chance to head it in, which he did. At halftime, the score would be Powersith 3 Egpty 0.

The defense held sturdy throughout the whole game, stopping anything Egpty tried to do, and kept the ball away from them. The second half would much be the same. As in the 62nd minute, Leonardo Martinex would pass the ball to Patrick Monroe who would score to make it 4-0. Then to complete the hat trick, in the 69th minute, Patrick Monroe would score off a pass from Mcawellmen again. The final score Powersith 5 Egpty 0.

Post-Game Interviews
Interview with William Thomasson

Q: With the performance today from your team, how do you feel for the future?
A: Obviously I have to feel great. I mean, not everyday you see a score of 5-0 in a World Cup qualifier. It shows that if we play this way every game, we have potential to be a powerhouse nation.

Q: How do you feel about Taylor Mcawellmen starting?
A: One of the best decisions I have ever made. That guy is a monster. Did you see his plays and his athleticism? Outstanding.
***
Interview with Taylor Mcawellmen

Q: That was one heck of a performance out there. Will you do the same thing next match?
A: Ha, hopefully. I guess the adrenaline was pumping so hard in me!

Q: With the big win, and your contribution, how do you feel about team chemistry right now?
A: The team chemistry has always been high. I feel it has gotten higher from this match as well. I can't take all the credit for this win. Everyone did their job.
***

Scoring Summary
1st Half
1' Patrick Monroe 1-0
21' Robert Charles Vanor 2-0
26' Taylor Mcawellmen 3-0
Halftime
62' Patrick Monroe 4-0
69' Patrick Monroe 5-0

Final Score Powersith 5 Egpty 0


Statistics
Score: Powersith 5 Republic of Egpty 0
Possession: Powersith 67% Republic of Egpty 33%
Shots: Powersith 13 Republic of Egpty 3
Shots on Goal: Powersith 7 Republic of Egpty 2
Corners: Powersith 6 Republic of Egpty 1
Fouls: Powersith 13 Republic of Egpty 11
Yellow Cards: Powersith 0 Republic of Egpty 0
Red Cards: Powersith 0 Republic of Egpty 0


Statistical Leaders
Goals: Patrick Monroe (6)
Saves: David de Phillips (7)
Assists: Leonardo Martinex (5)

Important Statistics
Goals: Robert Charles Vanor (1) Taylor Mcawellmen (1) Leonardo Martinex (1)
Assists: Taylor Mcawellmen (3)


Powersith now stands at a 2-0-1 record with 6 points. They stand in 3rd place, 1 point behind 2nd place Hutt River and 3 points behind group leader Taeshan. Powersith will remain at home as they will play Nekoni, who has a 1-1-1 record.

Reporting from Imperial Capital City,
Monemy Garbagio, Soccer/Football Reporter, Powersith Sports Network, PSSN
***
Chapter 2: Believe
Part 1A: The kid who exploded overnight.


"Did Taylor just do that?"
"How is he so good?"

Those were the questions that exploded everywhere. Taylor's popularity exploded after showing his amazing skills during the last match versus Egpty. Manager William Thomasson, and captains Leonardo Martinex and David de Phillips advised him not to take the fame to his head. Which he did. He tried to stay away from places the media could see him. Still some fans found him, and he would give autographs and take a picture, but that would be it.

He had a couple of days before the next game versus Nekoni, so after practice, he took a stroll to a Moonbucks to grab some coffee. Obviously the place was filled with Powersithians as Moonbucks was the place everyone got their coffee. As he walked in, everyone turned, and again, the explosion.

"Oh my God, its Taylor Mcawellmen!"
"Can I have your autograph!"
"Can you sign my coffee!"
"Sign my hand!"
"Sign my jersey of you!"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
"Sign my wig!"

Taylor would give everyone their requests of autographs and pictures, including the one with a wig. After that he got his coffee. As he was about to leave, and everyone satisfied at seeing him, he heard someone say "Hey, you look familiar."

He turned around. and replied "Well everyone knows me, obviously I'm familiar."

He didn't know that it was a girls voice, and realized it was his best friend from high school. Yes, he really didn't have friends in high school, but she was the only one he really had.

"Mika? How have you been?"
"Oh volleyball, I see you've been well."

The two would stroll around catching up with each other. The next day, they would be on a date again, continuing on their catching up. Taylor learned that she was on a division two volleyball team named the Argen Casino 21's, the development team for top team West City Lady Stingers. After talking he popped a question.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"
Mika replied, "Yes."
***
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Postby Mycellena » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:11 pm

Mycellena Sports Network
Sports Hour with Devon and Dimitri!

"Hello sports fans, and welcome to another exciting game of the soccer World Cup! I'm your host, Devon Excellion, and I'll be commentating on this live match between Mycellena and Estope! Will the Thunderhawks' 2-0 record hold up against Estrope's similarly undefeated record? Only time will tell! Stay tuned to see which of these titans of the field prove to be victorious!" Directly behind the seated figure of Devon a large TV screen displayed the opening ceremonies of the match between Mycellena and Estrope.

"Before this exciting game begins, let me introduce my special commenter for this evening- Dimitri Petrov! Say hello to everyone Dimitri!" The two figures couldn't have been a more clear contrast. Where Devon seemed a flurry of motion, his long arms flying in every direction as he excitedly gestured, Dimitri remained perfectly still as he was introduced. Although overshadowed by the host due to his small figure, Dimitri gave a small smile by way of greeting before allowing Devon to continue.

"Analysts all over the country have been going wild over this game, haven't they Dimitri?" Devon excited began to question, "Tell me, which team do you think has the advantage in this match?"

"Without a question, this is going to be an uphill battle for the Thunderhawks. Not only are they up against a similarly undefeated team, but Estrope has been a force in the world of competitive soccer for far longer than many of our players have. Estrope's players have worked hard to attain their ranking, and it stands to reason that they'll be in top form for this game." Dimitri's voice was cold and devoid of emotion, as if he was giving a weather report instead of soccer analysis.

"But don't count our team out just yet, isn't that right Dimitri? We've seen the Thunderhawks hold their own against more experienced teams before. I'm sure that Coach Adam Cohan has something planned for this match. But enough talk, bring up the main screen and show everyone game 3 of World Cup 64!" Devon pressed past any of Dimitri's concern as if Mycellena's victory was already assured. Signaling to the cameraman offscreen, Devon motioned for the main game to be pulled up."

[20 Minute Mark]

"Yet another furious attack by Estope! The Mycellena defense is certainly being pressed hard today, isn't that right Dimitri?"

"It's more than that Devon. The entire momentum of the game lies with Estope. Since Sven Vidal's thwarted attempt at a goal in the 8th minute, the Thunderhawks have been unable to find any offense of their own."

"Here comes Jacob Lawrence for a shot at the Thunderhawk's goal! He's past Florent! He's past Highcrest! Can nobody stop him? He shoots- GOAL!" Devon pounded the table with both fists at the sight of the ball flying past Jeremiah Drake's wild defensive dive. "First point goes to Estope. Tell me Dimitri, how does this goal impact the chances of a Mycellena victory?"

"It certainly reduces their chance of victory. If the Thunderhawk's much lauded defense can't fully defend their goal, it'll drastically increase the burden on their offense to score. And by the looks of this game, their offense is struggling enough as it is."

"We'll see Dimitri, it's only a single goal after all."

[32 Minute Mark]

"Jacob Lawrence coming downfield again, passes to Alex Stark. Stark with the ball, gets past Highcrest. Back to Lawrence. He goes for the shoot! And it is... GOAL!" Devon gripped the table in frustration. "That makes the score 2-0 in favor of Estope."

"Estope has been performing beautifully all game. Their offense has been systematically breaking down the Mycellena defenders and giving their talented forwards the opportunity to shoot. Lawrence has been a dominating force all game, and it'll be up to the Mycellena defense to find some way to shut him down."

"It seems that Captain Matthew Kardell is saying something now. Any idea what it is DImitri?"

"By the reaction of the opposing team, he's issued some kind of personal challenge against the Estope offense. We've seen this before in the game against Bearded Moose, where Kardell attempted to shut down team Captain Hem."

"Many analysts referred to that as the turning point of the match, Kardell's spirit galvanized the rest of the team back then in renewing their defense. A repeat of that here is exactly what Mycellena needs in order to gain the momentum back."

[44 Minute Mark]

"It looks as though Kardell's shadowing of Lawrence has blunted the Estope attack. The Thunderhawks seem much more confident on their defense with the presence of their captain reassuringly nearby."

"Absolutely right Dimitri. Here comes Benjamin Myer with the ball now- OH! Stolen by Midfielder Milo Dewith! Dewith has an open shot at the goal! Is there anyone who can-"

"Kardell out of nowhere with the surprise-"

"OUCH! That looked nasty! Kardell's on the ground! The ball appears to be out of bounds, but the captain appears to have sustained a nasty kick to the right leg."

"He's getting up now. An injury like that has been known to take players out of the game for-"

"He's signaling that he can still play! You heard it from Devon first folks! Kardell will still be staying in the game! That guy must be made of iron to try and play with that injury!"

"Kardell has been the major backbone of the team so far this game. With him out of commission, that would have decidedly put the game out of Mycellena's reach."

[Halftime]

"So Dimitri, what do you think of the game so far?"

"Despite Kardell's pledge to remain on the field, it's clear that his injury is taking its toll on him. As a midfielder, he's got twice as much ground to cover as most other players, so its especially debilitating. It's very likely that he won't be able to live up to his promise to shadow Lawrence in the second half."

"What about the Mycellena offense? When do you think we'll see a counterattack emerge from them?"

"To be honest Devon, I don't think that the Thunderhawks' offense has much of a say in this. The Estope defense is just too good. I think we'll be lucky to see a single Mycellena goal."

"It'll still too soon to call it for sure folks! Stay tuned for the second half in the exciting game between Mycellena and Estope!"

[6 Minutes after Halftime]

"Looks like Kardell's injury is proving to be a major factor in the match. Lawrence is being given practically free reign of the field. He's got the ball now and is taking it down the field."

"It's just like I said Devon, an injury like that-"

"Here comes Blunk with the tackle, and this looks ugly! Straight collision with Lawrence's dominant leg! The two players are on the ground."

"There's the whistle. Blunk's getting a red card for this certainly. I don't think we'll be seeing him again for the rest of the game."

"Still, Lawrence doesn't look as though he's getting back up again soon. This may work to Mycellena's favor in the end. We're going to have a short break while each sides sends in substitutes."

[8 Minutes after Halftime]

"I don't believe what I'm seeing folks! The Thunderhawks have unveiled an agressive attacking strategy! They're replaced Blunk with midfielder Daniel Santosh, and moving up Benjamin Myer from midfielder to forward!"

"It's certainly a risky play. The Thunderhawks are obviously hoping to capitalize on the removal of Lawrence in order to stage an aggressive counterattack."

"This is what I was talking about earlier Dimitri! Here comes the Mycellena counterattack I was talking about!"

[28 Minutes after Halftime]

"And yet another one of Mycellena's goal attempts is blocked by keeper Ashton Pate! Give that guy a medal folks, because he's been doing stupendously against the increased pressure!"

"You can say that again Devon. Pate's goalkeeping abilities have been excellent the entire game. It's going to take a serious blunder on the part of Estope to give up a goal here."

"Here comes Alabaster Florent with the ball now! Passes to Miles... OFFSIDES?!"

"And he does not like that call one bit. He's arguing with the ref- never a good idea."

"And here comes the yellow card, it seems that the ref certainly didn't like Mile's choice of words there."

"With Miles yellowcarded, he's going to be substituted out. Losing Blunk was one thing, but one of Mycellena's best strikers is another."

"Seems like Mycellena's been utterly demoralized by this turn of events. With 2 of their starters off the field, it seems as though they'll be switching back to their old 4-4-2 formation."

"Kardell's still staying in though. He seems determined to play to the end of this one."

[Game End]

"And that's the 2nd goal this half folks, bringing the score to 0-4 in favor of Estope."

"Certainly not Mycellena's best game. Losing so many of their starters really hurt them in the end."

"Absolutely Dimitri. If Kardell and Miles had been able to stay in top shape we may have seen an entirely different game play out today."

"Kardell's being helped off the field now- just LOOK at that leg. I can't believe he stayed in with it looking like that. It looks as though-"

"-As though not even Kardell could rally the team to win this one. Best of luck to Mycellena in the next game and a rousing congratulations to Estope for a flawless performance."


Post-Game Results:
(M)Theodore Blunk- Red Card (Out for next game)
(M)Henry Miles- Yellow Card (Substituted out, will start next game)
(E)Jacob Lawrence- Injury to kicking leg
(M)Matthew Kardell- Injured. Recovery time pending.
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Postby Hutt River » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:16 pm

Thomas was alone.

Wow what a weird first thought to have. The medium sized red rectangle looked around at his surroundings. He appeared to be in a large empty square, nothing around him except for something he thought was a portal. He decided to go through it, to see what would happen, and where it would take him.

Thomas was now in another room. He could tell this was a different room because the floor stopped suddenly and there was a gap from where it stopped to the opposite wall. As he moved forwards, he could see another ledge a bit further down. He decided to jump towards it and landed with a jolt, but no damage done to him.

Thomas decided to start listing his observations for posterity:

1) The whole alone thing
2) Portals: They led somewhere. He was not sure where yet.
3) Falling: Thomas was excellent at falling. He was as good at falling as he was at observing things.

He moved onto the next portal. In the next room there was a problem. He couldn't fall past this block. "Think, damn it, think." Thomas muttered to himself, "Is there some kind of inverted fall. A jump maybe?" He decided to thrust his body up and to the right. He was on top of the obstruction. He made a fourth mental note:

4) Jumping: Very useful, must be used to go over blocks that I cannot fall past.

In the next room was a bigger jump. Thomas noted that there wasn't much harm in missing. In one go he was across. He noticed the next room he was in was rather unstable. This all seemed a little dangerous. The world wasn't to be trusted. It was unstable and it seemed to Thomas that it could let him down at any moment. He was starting to suspect it might be doing it to him on purpose.

'Nah. just paranoia', he thought
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Postby Western cuba » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:48 pm

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The Inevitable Syndicate 0-3 Western Cuba


The Inevitable Syndicate has given me rp permissions by tg regarding godmodding events


Javier Andino


It had its fair share of controversial events, but yesterday's game served as a huge stepping stone for Western Cuba in the third matchday of world cup qualifying. Now only does we remain undefeated, but at the top of the group. While it may seem early in into qualifying, (which it indeed is), you can't help but get excited about the upcoming games.

I'm still almost speechless about yesterday's game and all the details engraved into it, but I'll try to write a column about it anyways, there is so much to say about it!

So once more the "Red Army" started off with the usual ranting and unruly behavior that the group brings to the qualifying games, but that's nothing compared to what happened. The game remained normal for around the first part of the first half, when Tito Moreno scored another goal based from a free kick, giving him goal number five of the tournament. After that is when things began to turn upside down during the game.

In one of the Syndicate's rare attacks, Jay Robinson passed a through ball over to Jacob Pratt, which resulted in equalizing the game, however the goal was overturned due to an offside call that Jacques Hollandstein made himself instead of the assistant ref on the sideline throwing up his flag. The call was rather debatable and could of easily been allowed a goal with no major reactions by Cuban fans. (Well except non-Red Army fans). Looking back at replay footage, Pratt could of been offside, but the margin of being so would of been ridiculously slim.

In disgust, Pratt threw a fit towards Hollandstein resulting in a red card and bringing the Syndicate down to 10 men. And to top that off, the Red Army decided that it would be a fantastic idea to throw there empty (and sometimes full) beer bottles down onto the pitch towards Pratt. After that, things never seemed to go back into control for both stadium officials, Jacques Hollandstein and for the Inevitable Syndicate national team.

Kartashov would strike in his first goal of the tournament while Moreno would knock in a third one during the 71' minute. Moreno has been having a fantastic campaign for himself so far, but unfortunately has been overshadowed by other events such as the one I'm about to explain next.

In all honesty, the safety of both teams on the field was at risk by the 75' minute. The Red Army had the time of there lives, launching flares into the sky above the stadium, in which what seemed a red cloud to appear over the stadium. The visibility on the field must of been pretty poor and who knows what could of happened to the players. (Not to mention the safety of the fans).

You have to criticize Hollandstein (the ref) for the way he handled the game. I can dismiss the offside call, not for it being right, but for it not being dreadful as well. But when the safety of the players and fans come into risk, then you have to learn when to delay the game. But the match commissioner should of done the same as well, including Syndicate soccer officials. You know Makarov will never drop in to end such a madness if it occurred, so the other team's associations need to step it up when the safety of others are in danger. Seems a bit irresponsible for Makarov not to intervene on such a matter, but the guy is irresponsible and its a sad thing.

I'm crazed about the fact that we have nine points right now and are at the top of Group 9, but I'm worried something ugly in going to happen in the upcoming fixtures. And the possibility of it happening against Mytannion is very possible. Both teams have developed a bad reputation for hooliganism and the next match could get uglier than even the last game.

This group go down as one of the most memorable of all time during World Cup qualifying, but scary enough, it looks like it is going to be for all the wrong reasons.
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Postby Zwangzug » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:50 pm

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The Bulls of Audioslavia ran rampant in Zwangzug, winning 4-0. The champions have yet to concede through three games, and made it look easy, after an initial period of cautiousness led to a defensive beginning.

Soon enough, however, their form came through, with Matías Garrastazu the first to find the net. Off a pass from Wim Van Wildernis, he scored Audioslavia's opener, and would assist the number 9 striker, Karsten Eiger, on a second. Audioslavia's team are rather far-flung in terms of their domestic clubs, though this didn't seem to disrupt them any, as plenty of passes back and forth kept the momentum on their side. Zwangzug's midfielders were aware enough to intercept some of these, every so often, but it wasn't enough to get any attack going.

Cesar Vazquez had been limping towards the end of the second half, and while he's expected to recover for the next game, was substituted out for Anders Euler in the second half. At first, his play seemed to entertain the home fans, who scarcely had anything else to cheer about bar the quality exhibited by the visitors. They seemed unfazed by the stadium's altitude, as well, and their stamina held up deep into the second half. Defender Ruy Garcia came forward to flick a short pass to Txordin Velazquez, who scored around the 70th minute.

It seemed like Zwangzug might score a consolation goal even later on, with the substitute Euler blindsided by a cross up to Yuuki Nakano, but this was thwarted with a belated tackle from John Ryan. Soon enough, the Bulls had turned the attack around, leading to Eiger's second of the night.

Four-nil the final, and frankly, there was nothing more that Zwangzug could have expected. The visiting fans were happy to make the trek, and obviously pleased with the final score, though disappointed in a concessions stand that appears puritanical by international standards. As far as the local fans were, well, what do you say to guests who've won it all? Agree in a low voice not to bring up either country's goat-related histories? Shrug your shoulders and ask what to make of those accent marks? Brag something about "our goalie was wearing fractals before it was cool?" [The fractals. Not the goalie. -ed] Well, that being said...

If Audioslavia provide a useful example for us, it's probably not in how to get success from (1-)4-5-1, today's results notwithstanding. Nor is it, more broadly, how to come back from being known as a runner-up and then achieve success in general. No, it's the country's physical resurgence that's the most inspiring. I guess any fans who make the return leg trip out will get a closer look at the cities themselves. [Or not. -ed] But even looking at a map, the way Audioslavians can be proud of their hometowns instead of a vaguely shameful confusion when they try to chase down the etymologies is something that is probably with in our grasp. I hope.

[Wait, are you done? Are we just leaving the title as is? -ed]

Yes, bleepit, I'm not going to be all hip and postwhatever, even if I'm hopelessly inarticulate about my faith in mixed company, I am actually a boringly sincere conventional religious person and am going to celebrate the resurrection of the Messiah, sorry to not be as cool as you.

[Uh...so am I. But what does a parade have to do with the Bulls? -ed]

Er. Oops. Uh...you know what, never mind.
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Postby Kalumba » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:56 pm

Ambubwe gestured for his men to stay down, and climbed higher into the branches of the baobob tree and surveyed the horizon for the two young bulls they had been tracking for a few days. He stared against the sun until he finally made out their silhouettes by a small rocky outcrop. Climbing back down the tree's trunk he motioned for his men to get closer and spoe in a low whisper "It's the same two bulls we folled last year, that escaped by swimming the Bilto. You remember the one with a torn ear and the other with a split tusk?" His men nodded and he continued "We must stay close to them or we'll lose them, but we must also let the others catch up. We do not have enough guns to bring them both down, and we know how ferocious thse two can be." His men nodded, and one instinctively stroked his ribs.

Last time Ambubwe and his gang had tracked these two elephants they had trapped them against a cliff on the banks of the Bilto River and stared firing, but the animals had not gone down and instead charged the poachers. One poacher had his ribs smashed by the powerful trunk of one of the bulls and another was thrown into the raging torrent of the river and either drowned or was devoured by crocodiles. As the gang sat contemplating the risks that lay ahead they heard a shout from behind them and shouldered their guns. But it was only one of the men sent to steal supplies from a General Store returning.

Something was wrong, he was stooped over and limping heavily and collapsed before he reached the clearing where the rest of the gang were waiting. Running to his aid hey bodily carried him to their leader who checked his wounds, and drew back. The wounds were not from an animal but a broad bladed panga, a man had done this. "Julius what happened" Ambubwe tenderley enquired.

"The owner he caught us, he killed Winston. Winston's dead" the wounded man manage to splutter before passing out. In spite of his wounds he had manage to drag with him a sack of stolen biltong and some fruit, but this was of little notice as the poachers emptied the sack and used it to bind Julius' wounds. With their injured comrade lain as comfortably as possible in the long grass the poachers began to eat, while Ambubwe drew away with the bloodied newspaper his man had managed to keep hold of and read of the previous days match.

The Herald: Sport Today
Report by Bruce Mtwetwe

You could say normal service is resumed after Kalumba slumped to another chastening defeat to The Sylvanaes Queendom. Once more Kalumba conceded three goals to a far superior team and struggled to create anything to trouble the opposition. While the victory in our previous game did show hat Kalumba had some promise, this match has shown we are incapable of competing at the highest level and is perhaps a warning that the hopes of becoming a minor footballing power and still are pipe dream.

Thankfully Kalumba did manage to compete for the whole game, and didn't end up facing an impossible task after a few minutes. In fact the first twenty minutes were incredibly cagey and neither side managed to create anything of note although two players from each side picked up cautions, one of Kalumba's predictably being William Anderson for an uneccissarily robust challenge.

After Anderson commited another foul manager Davis was forced to replace him with Ben Rowlatt, and things started to break down as the Slyvanae started to dominate the midfield. This will sadly bring back criticism of Rowlatt and his sexuality as fans claim he lacks the fight of a real man, when the blame in fact lies with Anderson for forcing a change by picking up a pointless yellow card then commiting another fowl.

And as our opponents started to overrun us from the midfield it was only a matter of time before they scored, and sure enough after 28 minutes Amandguord drew Edward into a tackle and chipped the ball into the space he left. Sabre ran onto it and let fly a rocket shot which nestled in the top corner, in spite of the finger that Otbourne got to the ball. With the team demoralised by conceding such a soft goal they attempted a counter-attack from the kick off only to be caught on the break. Amandguord again was the main player in the break, picking the ball up on the edge of the centre circle and driving deep into our half and then onto the byline. From there he cut back to the edge of the box for Sabre to rifle home his second of the match.

In the second half 'The Tortoises' finally mustered a shot on target, again standout player Chris Abouto being the provider. After beating his man, he drilled a low cross which was met at the far post by Kurtz who could only manage a lame effort straight at the goalkeeper. And that was as good a it got for Kalumba. After ten minutes of inconclusive end to end play the Slyvanae scored again, and again they made it look so easy. Man of the Match Amandguord came inside and played a quick one-two wih Sabre, then clean through with only Ottbourne to beat nonchalently chipped it over the big keeper and wheeled away in celebration.

That was the last noticable act of the game which petered out into the non-affair most expected after 70 minutes, and the last twenty was mainly an exercise in keep ball for the Slyvanae. Kalumba can take some good lessons from the first 20 minutes but the only lessons most will take is we are not good enough for this level of competition and we must come back and do better next time out.


Possesion: 58%-42%
Goals: 3-0
Shots on Target: 7-1
Shots off Target: 4-3
Offsides: 2-0
Corners: 7-3
Yellow Cards: 2-2
Red Cards: 0-0


Ambubwe sighed as he read the paper. He had honestly expected better, especially after finally recording a victory in he previous game. But for once he had more on his mind than football. Julius was his friend, and he did not know what to do for him. His wounds were deep but they had no money to get him to a hospital. If they alerted the Park Rangers they would be arrested, but if they didn't then Julius may day. There were also the elephants to think of, if they lost them they lost all chance of wealth. With confusion in his mind Ambubwe tried to get some sleep deciding wha to do would be done tomorrow.


Wilson Mtuwa was raging with anger, instead of letting him assemble the Park Rangers and hunt down the poachers he had been sent to help a General Sore owner who had fought off a pair of thieves. When he go their he found one of the alleged burglars lying eviscerated on the front porch, wih his head lying some feet from the body. He had logged the details and filed a report, and was now waiting to inform his boss of the details but as usual was placed on hold and while waiting opened up OTLWTL.

On The Lash With The Lads

Anothe 3-0 defeat. As long as we win the next game two-nil and kep the pattern going I wouldn't mind, but I very much doubt that that will happen. In fact after such a chastening defeat, in spite of a decent away performance, I see the team struggling to regain their composure and perhaps we will be seeing a few more heavy defeats over the coming matches.

The only real point of note from the performance was the performance of Ben Rowlatt. Now many may expect me to take the usual line; he's gay and not man enough for the midfield enforcer role. But I am not going to; why? Because in my opinion he played his game, and he played it well. He linked Davies to the rest of the team, and broke up what attacks he could. The problem is his game is not that of the midfield enforcer, and he shouldn't be expected to play that role.

The real issue was Anderson again picking up a stupid yellow card. Yes it is part of his game, but he starts to early. He can't be picking up yellow cards for silly fouls like that in the first half. It forces his substitution and Rowlatt into an unfamiliar position. And that ruins the teams gameplan and the unorganised mess which then masquerades as our national team is easily taken apart.

That's it for this weeks OTLWTL for two reasons; one- the Slyvanae have a very efficient police and stewarding system so I have no antics to report, and two- Eric's widow has asked to read his obituary first so we have refrained from publishing.

Mr Spleen

O, the views of Mr Spleen in no way reflect the views of Kalumba and should be ignored completely.


Mtuwa sighed at yet another defeat and growing frustrated with waiting for the phone demanded to his boss's secretary that he was called back, slammed it down and went to his gun cupboard and drew out his personal rifle and began to clean it in a long established ritual that Wilson used to calm himself and think.

His Rifle was a thing of beauty, an over-under .450 Nitro Express made of finest walnut and inlaid with silver. The weapon he was told was worth well in excess of twenty years salary, but he woud not part with it for any price because to Wilson it was his personal badge of pride. Not because of the value but because of where he had obtained it.

When Kahali National Park was first opened, it's status as a no hunting zone was disrespected by most visitors and elephants and lions were taken with impunity until the first Park Rangers were introduced. And Wilson was one of the few to take an active role and on one of his first patrols he had encountered a minister in the government taking a lion, and promptly arrested him despite the protests of the minister and his retinue. After handing him over to the local police Wilson was offered a large sum of money by the minister to drop the case, but refused stating justice must take it's course.

After that Wilson had stared to recieve threats, veiled at first. They started merely threatening his job and pointing out he could soon find himself cleaning the minister toilet, and then they became more and more brazen. First Wilson was beaten outside a pub and a month before the trial his house house was set ablaze. But Wilson stood firm, and jsutice was done.

The minister was duly found guilty and had his firearms license suspended and was fined £8,000. And as he stepped outside he took Wilson by the arm and shook his hand, explaining to the press that he had attemped to bribe and threaten the Ranger into dropping the case but had been taught a lesson in humility and honour. He had immediatley resigned his seat and now worked for a wildlife charity. Wilson had thought that would be the end of the affair but a few monhs later he recieved a letter and parcel from the minister. In the parcel was the rifle he now cleaned and th letter said; "I used this rifle to kill he magnificent beasts of our land. You showed me the error of my ways and I gift it to you, so it may be used to protect those it once slayed."

As he cleaned the weapon and reminisced Wilson began to think. There had been a spate of robberies of the small General Stores that littered the Park recently, and a few days ago a robber was killed and one wounded. He finished cleaning the rifle and returned it to it's case, then laid a map of the park accross the small table in his office. He put pins in next to the stores that had been robbed, and then where Norman had seen the fire and the man made clearing.

It all added up! The robbers were working with the poachers. All the robberies were near the route the poachrs would have to take, and using the map he could guess as to where they would be going. In spite of his superior's stupidity these poachers would not be getting away. He went to pick up the phone and then his pride got the best of him. He would wait for his boss to call back then demand that he come out to the bush office and see the evidence for himself. Smiling at the thought of the smartly suited man sweating out in the bush, Wilson reclined in his chair and waited.
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Postby Bearded Moose » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:41 pm

Due to problems with the light equipment in the Thalfurth Community Stadium, the third game from our national Mooses was played at three o’clock in the afternoon. There had been heavy winds the days before the game and some electricity connections had gone on the loose. Either way, to avoid further problems, the game was pushed a few hours forward. In the L-block, they could only applaud this decision.

“Finally we’ll be able to watch a game with a fine piece of cake,” hurled Berthe and the other had no objections against that statement. Only Diane wasn’t as excited as usual for the game but that had quite different reasons.

“Don’t bother Diane, Thorsten will make the team again when we’re facing the top teams. But against the lower seeds, the coach tries to get some attacking force on the pitch,” said Heinz, in an attempt to cheer her up.
“I wouldn’t be so sure about that,” Georg interrupted. “If they get on a roll, coach Gerhardhem might stick to that offensive triangle on the midfield.”
“But still,” Diane mumbled. “Bringing on Ludwighem. That guy is so…” She managed to describe her opinion of the right foot midfielder with one simple sigh.
“So fitful? So uneducated? Such a rascal? I must agree on you for that one,” Georg continued, “if we want to shine we should at least try to do it with decent young men. He’s on pills!”

Heinz attempts to clear things up, claiming it was due to his profession did not find an audience and when the first ball was passed of the game against the Democratic States of Fenbar, all agreed that Ludwighem wasn’t the fruit of the nation.
However, during the first quarter of the game, it didn’t seem as if our national proponents were quite clear about the importance of this match. Losing for the third time would get us in last position for sure. The passing was stiff and there wasn’t a single moment when Joachim gave the inspiration to the team the way he had during the Baptism of Fire. Even Heinz was complaining about his stamina and surprisingly, it was Georg who defended him.

“He’ll come around, give him some time.”

His fellow residents were to baffled to react. Were those the words of Georg, the man who would nag when the coffee was too hot and complain when it had cooled down? Nonetheless, his words became truth when during the nineteenth minute, a hardworking Ludwighem found Joachim Hem. Hem turned away from his opponent and transmitted a pass through the air. If Sergeyenko’s leg would’ve been a few centimetres longer, the advantage would’ve been a fact. All six threw their hands in the air, already believing that the one-nil had hit the net.

“They’re getting in form,” Heinz claimed.
“I told you about Hem,” dixit Georg.
“I think,” Berthe said to no one in particular, “that those red and black stripes make them come across fatter than they are. That’s an advantage, I believe, the opponent thinks they’re slow.”
“Which one are we again,” Anna muttered against Diane.

Either way, the atmosphere was to be found both in the L-block as in the stadium and a few supporters attempted to start a wave, something they had witnessed in Jedi2846 and seemed quite fun to do. Pushed forward by their fans, more and more attacks rolled from the flanks to the forwards. Bernd Ebbehem, back from injury, moved past two opponents and gave a solid assist to Axelson, who failed to mark a score. Sergeyenko couldn’t score either when Sven Pärson dropped a corner in the box.

“That’s a pity,” Heinz claimed, “if we cannot score before half time, we’ll run the risk that Fenbar starts believing again.”
“Or breaks through on the counter…”

Georg’s words weren’t even cold when suddenly there was a miscommunication between Bojanic and Martinkjaer. The tall player from the Likersand Conquerors believed that Marko Bojanic would pick up his opponent, while Marko imagined Martinkjaer to do the same. In a blink, the Fenbar attacker Ackle came in front of Predragic. Surprised by this turn of events, our goalie had no reaction against Ackle’s chip.

“This wouldn’t have happened if my Thorsten would’ve played,” Diane acclaimed.
“Oh, you and your Thorsten…”
“You never know, Georg, you never know.”
“Who’s Georg?”

Ten eyes refocused from the screen towards Anna, who didn’t seem to realize the problem at first.

“Oh… You, Georg! Sorry there. It all got a bit confusing, you see.”

Each of them had their doubts during the halftime and they weren’t the only ones.

”With us here, we have Dino Silvioni, can we have a short interview with you?”
“Very short, we’ve only got fifteen minutes to set this straight as coaching staff.”
“Ok. What went wrong?”
“Not a lot, I think, we’re the best team so far but have failed to do it in the final zone.”
“What will change for the second half?”
“Not a lot at first, but if we ain’t getting hold of the three points, we’ll throw in more attacking force, that’s for sure.”


Before the commentator could thank him, Silvioni legged through the tunnel, clearly worried.

“They should bring in Savic,” was Georg’s solution.
“With Oleksandrenko,” Heinz knew, “they will change the situation.”
“Maybe Thorsten can add something?” Diane proposed.
“Can’t they just play with twelve,” Diane added, “no one will notice.”

The Mooses didn’t follow any of those advices, at least not during the first ten minutes of the second half. As Fenbar had decided to lock it all up, content about their surprising lead, we didn’t manage to get to the attackers. The name of the white rabbit of the day was Uli Hanshem, who replaced a pale Morten Anderskjaer. With Hanshem, a 3-4-3 formation was found on the pitch and the pressure was rising. A distance shot by Hem was blown past, a dribble from Axelson resulted in no more than a corner kick and Martinkjaer hit the post. Fenbar was flexing and broke in the 72th minute. Hanshem took care of the recuperation, Ebbehem presented a typical rush which was the set up for a double pass with Sergeyenko. Bernd Ebbehem managed to throw the ball close to the penalty point where Sebastian Axelson was stronger than his opponent. The foreign goalie didn’t stand a chance.

“Com’on Bernd.”
“Sweet passing there.”
“In the box Bernd!”
“Seba? Seba?”
“Goaaaaaal!”

Diane and Berthe jumped up, insofar as their knees allowed such calamity. Julius pounded his fist, Heinz was clapping and even Georg couldn’t supress a smile. Even Anna was joyful, not because of the goal but due to the way her friends were getting excited.

“Com’on Mooses, one more in the net!”

The goal had cut off all hope for Fenbar and the attacking waves became a tsunami which drowned the green-and-blue defenders. Jacob Martinkjaer had the liberating shot in his, regularly lesser, left foot and celebrated the score as if they had qualified for the finals. The only one who kept a cool head was Gerhardhem, who prompt decided on a double substitution. Both Oleksandrenko and Ulfhem would finish the game, while Hem and Axelson were invited on an applause by the audience. An audience that went berserk when Ebbehem got the third ball past the Fenbar keeper during a confusing situation.

“Three-one, our first victory in this tournament,” Berthe stated the obvious.
“With Kericia and Silver Beach up next, they should be on a roll from now on.”
“Don’t sell the bear before you’ve shot him, Heinz. One swallow doesn’t create a spring.”
“But a good start is half the work, not?” Diane tried.
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Postby Apox » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:47 pm

An Adventure In Old Guard - Part Four


While things had been progressing at a steady rate for the newspaper, Clement was still impatient. The newspaper had been named 'The International Post', and the other two hadn't been around much. Jon had been organising several meetings with important members of the Old Guard community and organising rights and several other things that Clement didn't fully understand. Dravid had been slightly more distant, turning up at the Post once every few days, but apart from that he'd been busy helping Ken Rickwright out with the national team.

All this had left Clement in charge, which was all very well, but the Post wasn't publishing yet and wouldn't be for another 2 weeks, so there was in truth very little to do until everything was ready. Not that he'd been alone in the offices, a steady stream of new employees was coming in, many of which were great characters. One, Reginauld the Quaint, was a very bizarre character who insisted on calling everyone 'Fruitbat' or 'Old Boy' and never seemed to be out of his tweed jacket and trousers. He had been assigned to the domestic affairs department, and so far had written a remarkably in-depth article on the business life of Oldem port, which was brilliant as the port had very little activity in it, and therefore how he could write a two page spread on it seemed incredible.

Another character was Jennifer Millican, originally from Apox, who was in the financial section of the paper and who was scathing of everything. In one prospective article she managed to slag off, in order: Oldem Town Bank, Ye Olde Bank, North Bankse, Jeff the Sly (head of Oldem Town Bank), Iskander the Third, the Old Guard road network, the Old Guard fishing industry, the Majoral Office of Old Guard, Richard the Coarse (a builder who repaired her roof 7 years ago), Tom Olfa (Apoxian football striker), Get it down yer (Apoxian beer brand) and finally the International Post. While she was ridiculous, her articles were entertaining, and she was an interesting character to have around.

However, his main problem was that there was very little scandal in Old Guard, with most people being too lazy or the law too insufficient to provide for much wrongdoing. However, if there was to be some form of scandal then he, as the finest journalist currently in Old Guard would uncover it. And luckily for him, a rare bit of scandal may have found its way to him through one of his employees going by the name of David the Gregariously Ostentatious, shortened to David GO.

It was just before lunch, which in the journalistic world, at least in the journalistic world of Apox and Old Guard, normally started around 11:30, and finished about 2 if you had a story you needed to do. Clement was sitting in his office, idly checking his emails and playing a cheeky few games of Toad Leap, which was actually surprisingly difficult. He was just about to reach level 15 when a knock at his door disturbed him.

"Come in," he managed, not even looking up, his voice strained by the concentration exerted playing his game. He heard someone enter his office, and stand about two metres away from the desk. After a short pause,

"Y'Alreet Sa?" came the high accented voice of David GO, who was from Western Old Guard, which was pretty medieval from what he had heard. After failing, Clement looked up, irritably, and snapped back;

"Yes quite, what do you want?" and then seeing the hurt and surprised look in David's face, more softly, "I apologise, I was in the middle of something, do go on."

"Well, I've been digging around a bit and I may have found a bit of intrigue, a bit of mystery, a bit of shady activity going on by the docks that I thought you might be interested in." Clement eyes lit up and he sat forward, nodding, urging David to continue. Just what he needed.

"Well I have reason to believe there's a large arms smuggling operation running through the docks that is currently running unstopped. Who know what for and to what purpose, but it's certainly illegal and definitely worth a looking into."

"Fantastic, how do you know of this?" Clement asked, notepad already out and scribbling down information.

"Well if got this friend who works at the docks, Francesca the Suave, who is quite a gaumless individual, get a couple of drinks down her and she'll tell you anything she knows." Clement nodded, secretly making a note to meet this Francesca at the Auld Shipman at some point in the future.

"And what of the police? How come they're oblivious?" he asked. In response, he obtained a snort of derision from David before a proper explanation.

"The police here are useless, they wouldn't catch you doing weed if you lit up outside the police station, sold it loudly to a crowd and then offered it to an officer on his way home from work. I've seen snow melt in Polar Islandstates faster than they've heard of a case, let alone solved it. No, this is pretty much outside police jurisdiction."

'Interesting,' thought Clement, 'Definitely something worth investigating.'

"Right" he said to David, "Get your coat on, we're off to visit the docks, it time for a bit of investigative journalism."


Team Rating against Nethertopia
GK - Will Hewitt - 7
RD - Jack Forster - 7
CD - Fronden Abel - 6
CD - Dan Weekes - 7
LD - Jennie Scott - 6
RM - Olim Benzari - 8
CM - Will Fich - 6
CM - John Carpenter - 7
LM - Fari Y - 7
CF - Keri Ularu - 8
ST - Chris Maarsden - 7
Substitutions
Fred Barnett on for Chris Maarsden 72'
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Keri Ularu 10' (6th international goal)
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John Carpenter's 20th cap
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Third: Campionato Esportiva XIII
Fourth: Campionato Esportiva VII & XV
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Postby Socialist States Owen » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:18 pm

White Ridge Palace COB-117
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Headquarters of the Ministry of Defence
Euran Government Parliament District
Bastion


Dimmed lights, a long table, a projection screen on the wall - like something straight out of the movies. That is what one may think when entering the Centre of Operational Intelligence, known affectionately by it's usual occupants as COI. On this rainy evening in Bastion however, as the city of 88 million people went about its daily business, this was no gathering of ordinary personnel. All staff below a certain level of security clearance had been assigned to a training day at a government facility on the outskirts of the city. Only those whose work could be seen as relevant to the subject of the meeting had been told to remain at the office. Gathered in the room were a dozen or so of these staff, with twenty analysts from other areas of the Ministry of Defence, a number of analysts from the army and Marine Corps, a whole host of military officers (including two Generals and a Brigadier of the Marine Corps), a host of staff from the R&D sector of the national defence apparatus and several ministers. Present were Minister of Defence Robert Anderson, Minister of Foreign Affairs Ashford Harker, Media Minister Casper Whittingham and the Prime Minister, Andrew Lafferton, who had sent Deputy PM James Tynan away to deal with election nonsense for the day.

Lafferton spoke first, with the most serious of tones. 'This fourth gathering of the Committee for the Analysis and Observation of the ongoing civil strife in Mytannion. As you all know this is a 'black' meeting and will not be recorded on the official schedule, nor are any of you to discuss its nature outside of this room. For the first part of this meeting I will be handing over to the deputy head of this department Dr Alan Shill, who will be presenting to us a thorough analysis of the Committee's latest findings. Dr Shill?.' A short balding man, at first glance in his early 50's, rose from his seat at the side and gathered several papers, before rounding the table in a rushed manner to reach the front. After a few moments fiddling with a USB stick at the terminal, a multimedia file appeared on the screen. 'Thank you for uh, for coming everybody. We've been busy dow- fuck!' Shill bent down to pick up a piece of paper he had dropped, while his boss sighed loudly with a slight smile on his face. 'Sorry. Now on this, this er, this video we've got here. Its from a closed circuit camera in the back of a storage room, in a government building, Home Office I believe, in...uh. One second. From the Home Office in Sness..Shess..Sheesnayer...Snes-'

'Snezhnaya!' came the cry from Shill's sharply dressed superior. He got up, patted Shill on the back and sent him back to his seat. 'I'm sure the good Doctor is a bit out of sorts today because of the ill health that has kept him home for the past week. I apologise and will present from here on in. This footage is taken from inside a Mytanar naval warehouse building in the port city of Snezhnaya, Mytannion. About three weeks ago, a bomb planted our radical left-wing friends the Befreiungsarmee levelled half of the complex in which the building was situated, killing ninety civilians, most of them dock workers, a number of government troops and damaging a trawler lying in dry dock near the building. A senior Mytanar officer is now being given the flag on the coffin treatment thanks to this device.' The video began to play, showing this deserted store room as water could be seen dripping from the ceiling, and light shone down on the ground through two small windows. In the corner of the room was a large crate, which had been clearly deposited at the gantry leading outside to where lorries would pull up and deposit packages through the corrugated iron door which was at the time of filming closed tight. After about half a minute, a man enters the room and begins to examine the crate while holding a clipboard. After a quick glance at his clipboard he frowns visibly enough for one to tell from the footage. He calls in a colleague dressed in military wear who is carrying two crowbars.

Together, they pry open the corner of the package which is almost as large as they are, finally separating a corner panel so that both they and the camera can see inside. After a moment of hesitation they both sprint away and with their bodies no longer concealing what was in the crate, it becomes obvious what is inside - several 120mm high explosive shells tied together with cable to the side of what was left of a dissected 2000lb bomb. Suddenly there is a flash and the camera then goes offline. 'What we see here, rather obviously, is a very powerful device - it would have to be to create such a large explosion. It gutted this building and several adjacent to it and local news crews filming a semi-professional football match several blocks away were injured by it, if Mytanar propaganda is to be believed - though I doubt that story is true.' He then moved on to the next slide; a still showing the device moments before the explosion.
'This footage was posted online by several rebels who captured the tapes when they raided the dockyard shortly afterwards. In their moment of over-excitement, it appears they have revealed some valuable intelligence, while creating a new problem.' He pointed with a long wooden stick to the explosives. 'This footage is detailed enough to show us, after some analysis, that the smaller shells are Sameban in origin. Now a ground asset of ours who monitored this operation with rebel commanders, asset codename Adder, has informed us that the rebels obtained those shells from a government military depository.'

A murmur travelled throughout the room. They had their evidence, after nearly a year of searching.

'This evidence is adequately verifiable to confirm that the Sameban's have been not only funding the Mytanar government and possibly even stationing men there, but have also been sending them military materials upon the ships they claimed were carrying raw material resources on behalf of a state owned trader. Recently for that matter.' He moved the stick slightly, pointing to the bomb this time. "However, this video has also created a major issue for us overnight. Our IT guys in the Ministry have moved quickly to try and take the clip down, but to no avail so far. This bomb is not Sameban. From lengthy analysis of the shape of the ordinance, whatever markings can be seen though there are few and based upon our records of what may have found its way to Mytannion in recent times, we can tell that this is a Mark XIV two thousand pounder unguided bomb. It has been produced by Rabarra's ordinance production subsidiary up near Hornchurch for the last two decades, and could only have come from our stores at some time in the past three years.' This revelation had brought the room to silence. The Minister of Defence spoke first.
'How much of a problem is this going to cause us?'
'Well Mr Anderson, based upon some of their recent rhetoric its safe to say that the Sameban state already knew that we were both investigating their role in Mytannion, and that we had carved out one of our own. In fact their support of the regime is probably not just down to their similarly corrupt and fascistic tendencies, but nowadays more the result of a wish to make things difficult for us. However to our knowledge the government of Mytannion did not believe that we are supporting the rebel factions with anything more than subtle diplomatic support before now. If they have spent any amount of time investigating this evidence, they will almost certainly start making inquiries at the very least. Honesty will look bad for us. We cannot be seen to be provoking a brewing conflict on the other side of the region until the time is right.'

At this point the Prime Minister interjected. 'In that case, keep our people on the task of trying to minimise the spread of that video. Make sure it doesn't reach the domestic press here and brush off anything that comes up abroad; hopefully foreign press coverage will be dismissive of what could easily be Mytanar state propaganda. And...bugger.' Lafferton had just looked down at his phone. 'Shadowbourne are two up!' A cascade of frustrated groans and expletives sounded out across the room. 'Back to task, ladies and gents. I must remind you that the Euran government is not to be seen to be supporting any faction of any kind through any bomb making material or financial aid ANYWHERE in Rushmore.'

'And in the meantime, let's discuss expansion of our operation.'
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Life About Charles Garcia - Chapter 3 - 2nd Grade (1990-1991)
it was Monday, September 4, 1989, when it was Charles Garcia's first day in first grade. He had different teachers, except his Computers teacher was still Adela Lowe, who was still the GOAL Group's homeroom teacher and was the only teacher who liked him. John Orville, Mary Albert and Jennifer Lawrence were still his best friends. HIs computer skills were as high as that of an advanced computer programmer. My afterschool activity was the Computer Club, which was run by Mrs. Lowe and me. My older brother was in the 5th grade. During summer, Charles Garcia played in a junior football team named "Elizabethville Junior United". Elizabethville Junior United was about to win their 101st. And so we did.
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Chapter 1 - Kindergarten (1988-1989)
Chapter 2 - 1st Grade (1989-1990)
Chapter 3 - 2nd Grade (1990-1991)
Chapter 4 - 3rd Grade (1991-1992)
Chapter 5 - 4th Grade (1992-1993)
Chapter 6 - 5th Grade (1993-1994)
Chapter 7 - 6th Grade (1994-1995)
Chapter 8 - 7th Grade (1995-1996)
Chapter 9 - 8th Grade (1996-1997)
Chapter 10 - 9th Grade (1997-1998)
Chapter 11 - 10th Grade (1998-1999)
Chapter 12 - 11th Grade (1999-2000)
Chapter 13 - 12th Grade (2000-2001)
Chapter 14 - Freshman-Sophomore College (2001-2003)
Chapter 15 - Junior-Senior College (2003-2005)
Chapter 16 - Coaching a Children's Football Team (2005-2007)
Chapter 17 - The Prestigious Children's Football Team (2007-2010)
Chapter 18 - Marriage (2010-)
Lymantatia 1–2 Sargossa
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Postby Valladares » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:45 pm

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"Less tickets for away fans": Valladar Football Association

METROPOLIS (VAP) — Following the World Cup qualification match against 19th Century Beards at the National Stadium, which ended in another draw for Dimitri Campbell's side that places the Valladar national football team in fifth place of Group 4 of World Cup qualification, a VFA spokesman has confirmed the VFA will restrict the sale of tickets to fans of foreign teams for the remainder of World Cup qualification.

In his statement, the spokesman has said the decision has been taken due to "the economic losses generated by the low numbers of away tickets sold so far" as well as "the constant attempts made by the VFA to combat the illegal sale of tickets by scalpers, mostly tickets for away fans".

"This is a decision we did not want to make, but it has to be done in order to protect our finances. Against Altiplane, just to put an example, we put 1,200 tickets to sale for away fans, all of which ended being sold to Valladar fans at exorbitant prices. For this match against 19th Century Beards, we also put another 1,200 tickets to sale, but only 2% of them were bought. So, if those tickets either are always going to end in the hands of the scalpers or will never be bought, then why do we sell them?"

The spokesman was questioned about the procedures taken by the VFA for the matches against Farfadillis and Darmen, matches that have had a strong demand for tickets from Valladar and foreign fans alike.

"We are aware that the matches against Farfadillis, Darmen, and even Birolika have had a strong demand for tickets. We've seen that many Valladar fans were left without a ticket for the matches against Altiplane and 19th Century Beards, so with this decision to restrict the sale to foreigners we'd like to offer to more Valladars the chance to go to the stadium and cheer our footballers. In addition to this, we're considering to stop selling tickets at the stadium's ticket offices and on the day of the match, this in order to combat the other problem we've found. We're working with the Royal Police to identify and arrest those people as soon as possible."

As for the Darmen match, the VFA has still been unable to reach a consensus as to whether the restriction will be applied or not. This is due to the fact that "there is currently a lot of tension in the region and whilst we would like to cool the environment off a bit, we should not deny to the Darmenis living in the Westlands or in the regions in Darmen bordering the Westlands the chance to watch high-class football."

As for Dimitri Cambell's side, their next match will be on the road Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne, while they will be back in Swangard for what could be a crucial match against East Shippensburg.

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Postby Yesopalitha » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:48 pm

It had been three years since that fateful day, Hilary Vander Rox knew. Three years since that horrific day that changed her life forever. Life had been good back then. She had just retired from international football and been given the post of Assistant Manager to Sir James Handel. The Flames had finished their first ever qualification and defeated Aguazul to reach the Quarterfinals for the first time ever. Hilary was the most famous footballer in Yesopalitha, and her fans loved her.

However, those things, despite being nice and important, were not the only reason why Hilary's life was good; she had the love of her life. Julian Masterson and she had been dating for a few years, mostly on the side away from prying eyes of the press. He was a photographer for the Freedom's Altar Daily, specializing in landscapes. He loved to take her to parks around the city and have her pose next to flowers or bridges. She'd always have to wear a hat to not give her distinctive hairstyle away, but he didn't care. It seemed at times that he would take more photos of her than photos of his job.

Christmas before that fateful day, Julian had given Hilary a simple Christmas present: a photo album of his favorite photos of her. Her by the lake in the moonlight; her by some cherry blossoms in Freedom's Altar Park; and her favorite, a picture of her by a church clock tower, in black and white. There were about twenty or so photos in total, but they were priceless.

One thing that Julian hated, however, was having photos of himself. "I can see myself in the mirror anytime I want," he would say, "It's nothing special. I'd rather take photos of those around me, especially you."

Upon Hilary's insistence, he had allowed her to take one photo of them together - with his green eyes and blonde hair accentuating her blue eyes and exquisite face. She had that picture by her bedside, and never went a day without seeing his picture.

Her teammates knew of their relationship, but helped them keep it secret. Sir James, Isaac, and Jane all had the press ask them about any possible relationships of Hilary's, but they didn't tell. Except for the Vander Rox family, the Masterson family, and Nirdasil herself, there were no others that knew of their relationship.

Then, that day happened. She had just awakened to the sound of her cell phone ringing at the ungodly time of 4:24 A.M. She had had the radio on and fallen asleep, and on the radio was the Blue Birds' hit, "I Miss You Now". On the phone was a police officer of the Freedom's Altar Police Department, asking if she was "Sandy", a name that Hilary used at times as an alibi to get away from the press. After confirming that she was "Sandy", the officer said that Julian had been in an accident and that she had to come right away to Freedom's Altar General Hospital.

Dressing hurriedly, Hilary had sent out a text message to Jane, her sister, about the situation at hand, mostly to have her explain to the other members of her team why she would not be showing up to the scheduled practice that day. Jane had offered to go to the hospital with her, but Hilary had insisted that Jane focus on letting the others know what was going on instead.

When Hilary finally arrived at Freedom's Altar General, the love of her life was in the emergency room going through a surgery involving his heart. Though the best surgeons were working on it, there were no guarantees that he would make it. She was asked if she'd considered him turning into a Vampire, and if she had the authority to sign such a document.

Nadya Dostoevich's words came to her mind: 'Being a Vampire does mean that you get to live forever, but that's not that much of a good thing. You turn cold after so many years of watching loved ones and friends come and go. Nobody lives forever, so you're afraid of forming relationships and bonds for the fear of losing them in the future. If I had another chance to make a choice, I would have just died that fateful day years ago. But here I am, eternally alive, yet eternally dead. So I try to make the most of it.'

Hilary and Julian had discussed this before, and admitted to each other that they'd rather die than become an undead being for the rest of eternity. However, it seemed a lot easier to say that back then compared to the present moment when Julian's life was on the line.

After what seemed like hours of waiting, a doctor came out of the emergency room. He went up to Hilary, and stated, "Miss Sandy?"

"Doctor. I'm actually Hilary Vander Rox. The footballer. Is Julian okay?" she blurted out in a hushed tone.

"He lost a lot of blood, but he's stabilized for now. We've put him to sleep for the time being, but with luck, he'll pull through," he answered back, raising a single eyebrow at the admission of her true name. "You don't want this going to the press, do you?" he asked her.

"I'd rather it didn't," she admitted, "But if there is no choice, then there is no choice. His life matters more."

They were interrupted by the sound of Mr. and Mrs. Masterson coming into the hospital. Living in Raxton, they had flown over as soon as they'd heard the news of their son. They loved Hilary, and were secretly hoping that she'd be their daughter-in-law someday. At the sight of Hilary, Mrs. Masterson wordlessly went over to her and the two women started to cry together while Hilary told Mrs. Masterson that there was a chance that Julian would make it. Mr. Masterson looked stone-shocked, but was holding himself together.

The three were led to a private waiting area that were closed off to the general public. Eventually, the entire National Team came, all to comfort Hilary and the Mastersons. Nadya, Isaac, Fantasia, Noah, Naisi, Michael, even some of the younger players who were trying out for a spot on the team the year after. Sir James led them all in a moment of silence.

Then, a nurse came out of the room that Julian was in.

"He'd like to see his parents, please," she stated.

Mr. and Mrs. Masterson struggled to get themselves together, then went inside. After about a half hour, they came out, tears on their faces, and wordlessly motioned for Hilary to go inside.

She gathered herself, prepared for the worst, and went in.

There lay her love, covered from head to toe in bandages, with various tubes sticking out of him. He had no hair left on his head, but his eyes were strong, and he was able to speak.

She knelt there by the bed and took his hand in both of hers, squeezing them.

"Hey beautiful," he stated in a quiet voice.

"Hey handsome," she replied, as it was their custom.

"Sorry for the mess I made," he joked, "I guess things like this happen sometimes."

"I hear it wasn't your fault," she answered, "The driver lost control of his car in the slippery road and couldn't stop in time, love."

"Hilary," he said, his voice suddenly getting serious, "There's something that I need to tell you."

"I'm here," she replied, "What is it love?"

"You're the only woman that I ever truly loved. I loved taking photos of you, but truly, I loved you more. Your personality, your laughter, your voice... Everything about you, I loved. I was the happiest when I was with you. Thank you so much for loving me," he spoke, his voice laden with emotion.

Tears came to her eyes as she held his hands. "Don't talk like that," she admonished him, "You're going to get well. You have to."

"There's something I've been preparing for you," he continued, his eyes locking with hers, "It's not done yet, but it's in my desk at work, second drawer from the left. I want you to have it."

"Give it to me yourself," she insisted, her voice failing, "Get well and finish it, then give it to me yourself."

His green eyes met with her blue ones, then he asked, "Kiss me."

She leaned over and kissed his lips. He stated, "I love you."

Then, Julian Masterson, photographer, son, and lover of Hilary Vander Rox, died in her arms.

Oh how she remembered that day. The heartache, the loss, the pain. The amount of tears that she cried for days to come, as well as the days when Jane simply had to threaten to take her to the hospital to make her eat. But a week later, when the pangs were becoming less serious, she remembered what he'd told her.

So one morning, she went to the office of the Freedom's Altar Daily. They hadn't cleared his desk yet. She saw a neat, tidy desk, with his computer, his folders, and a vase of flowers that she kept restocked every week. She opened his desk's second drawer, and there it was - a framed picture of a dove in flight. It was a beautiful picture, a masterpiece. The dove's wings were outstretched and dripping with glistening waterdrops as it flew into the wind in the glimmering twilight. Next to it was a note that simply read: "You are more beautiful than the most beautiful of these. I love you. Julian."

She held the picture, tears falling down her face. Noticing her, one of Julian's co-workers, Amanda, came by.

"You know, we told him that if he'd enter that to the Contest, he's probably win the prize for Photograph of the Year," Amanda stated, "But he said that it was for someone special, someone that he cared for. No matter how much we addled him about it, he told us that he didn't want fame or glory for that photo, but that it was for the one that he cared for. Now that he is gone and you are here, I understand."

Then, with a pat on Hilary's back, Amanda walked away.

There, standing with the picture in her hand, tears streaming down her face, Hilary Vander Rox understood. Her love hadn't been lost; no, he'd simply flown away to heaven. One day, she'd hopefully join him, but he would be watching out for her always. Even with his death, he had helped her move on; the dove spoke to that.

Starting that day, Hilary started to act normally again. She ate, she went to work, she lived. On her bedside table, however, there are two pictures: The only picture that they took together, with laughter on their faces, and the picture of the dove, launching itself into the sky, that reminds her to continue on in the memory of him to this day.

And when things get rough, like the start of the current World Cup Qualifying Campaign, with two wins by one goal and a nil-nil draw? The photo of them together reminds her that she has people in her life that can help her through anything, and the photo of the dove reminds her that there remains nothing that cannot be overcome if the right people come together in the right circumstances.

Julian Masterson would never be forgotten, as his memory drives on the skipper of the Yesopalitha Flames.

RIP Julian.
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Postby Khytenna » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 pm

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beaten, Khytenna lose to the deserving Starblaydia



Starblaydia - 5
Kochanska 14th, 87th 90th
Copeland 19th
Marino 31


Khytenna- 3
Firestone 24th, 67th
Pellet 70th


it was a game where both sides gave it there all, and Khytenna looked to have pulled of another sudden come back in the second half to draw the game level, but like Khytenna, Starblaydia also play with a never say die spirit, and the willingness to give it there everything, that with experience meant that Starblaydia was able to just edge Khytenna in the end.

Things looked good for the away team at the beginning of the game, Although Starblaydia was given a penalty in th3 3rd minute, Troy was able to pull of fantastic save and then another straight after after he stopped the following shot form the kicker, Kochanska. however the look of embarrassment on Kochanska face is something that wont be forgotten, that moment light a fire under her belly, as she, in the 12th minute, stormed in to box with a great solo effort and chiped the keeper giving the home side the lead. Copeland and Marino would join her in the first half with getting goals to put starblaydia in a 3 goal lead. Firestone gave Khytenna hope though with a sublime goal in the 24th minute.

the second half saw Khytenna go in 5 gear in terms of pace and play, Firestone managed to another goal in 67th minute, this time heading in a corner form Falcon, Pellett then in the 70th minute made a run into the box, looking to pass to the running Firestone, Pellett took the chance himself, and score the equaliser. Khytenna however looked to run out of steam, and there defense started making silly mistakes again. this is where Kochanska grabbed the winner, when she bullied her way past the tired defense to put a goal past the keeper. Khytenna looked disheartend, they had the world chapions on the rack and let it go. Kochanska sealed the victory, with a killer shot from outside the box. A good game from Khytenna, but they where out done by the better team
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