New Matawan wrote:It's illegal here.
Same. It's bribery reworded.
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by United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:30 pm
New Matawan wrote:It's illegal here.

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by Urmanian » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:46 pm
Ainin wrote:The Dear Conservatives, STFU Group (beloved and respected)

by Meinkraft » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:02 pm
Soldier wrote:And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

by TurtleShroom » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:39 pm
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!

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by Korena » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:55 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:The primary lobbyist in TurtleShroom is the Christian Church. Across all denominations, the Church is the strongest force in politics, though TurtleShroom doesn't maintain a state faith. (Rather, the "national religion" receives direct government subsidies in the form of the Religion and Spirituality Budget.)
Following the Church- but not in any order -these groups are the most powerful:
- Mighty B Oil, Inc. (a domestic company that is a monopoly over the nation's oil suppy and production, sometimes called "Big Oil")
- Cotton Farmers' Bureau (once called "Big Cotton" or "Big Agriculture")
- The nation's police forces
- The nation's military
- South Land Trading Company, LLC (a foreign entity from the Aashinian Commissariat in Comrade Commissar, called "Big Shots" or "Big Snots")
- Yue Shrine, Inc. (a foreign entity with a domestic counterpart that works hand-in-hand)
- The Marxist Society of Friends (consisting of one million completely ignored bona fide Communists that follow the Quaker denomination of Christianity)
- The "beef lobby" (jokingly called "Big Bull", consists of Beef-Based Agriculture)
- Mining companies and firms
- The Tennessee E. Ford Institute (a large think take advocating the furtherance of the truck system)
- Defense contractors
- Weapons manufacturers
- Expats and the government-in-exile from the nation of Haiz
- Expats and refugees from the nation of Krechinheim
- Expats, refugees, and the government-in-exile from the Tsao Commissariat in Comrade Commissar
- Sugar farmers, plantations, and companies, coupled with candy companies
- Coffee farmers, plantations, and companies
- Farmers in general (called "Little Agriculture")
- The prison system
- Executioners, cemetaries, morticians, undertakers, funeral homes, and other death-related industries (disturbingly christened "Big Death")
- Elderly people and senior citizen advocates ("Big Old", constantly refusing change and digitization, Luddites)
- Luddites and haters of digitization and electronic advancement (also called "Big Weight", as in "dead weight")
- Gun rights lobby
- Education reform lobbies
- Anti-gay lobbies
- Pro-life lobbies
- More Luddites
- The twenty percent of the oil in TurtleShroom NOT controlled by Mighty B Oil ("Little Oil")
The general rule of thumb given to new civil servants is to know the "Six Bigs":
- Big Agriculture
- Big Bull
- Big Cotton
- Big Oil
- Big Old (or Big Weight)
- Big Snots
Then, they finish with a nod to the Lord.
- -but above all else, the Big Boss, AKA the Church.
The Church and the Six Bigs are the key players in TurtleShroom.


by Herminia » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:58 pm
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Long live the Empire! A thousand Huzzahs for Herminia, and may our most esteemed Chancellor, the handsome devil, die a most noble and courageous death soon!
Canadai wrote:Seeing that, in a modern setting, scares the @#!*% out of me.
I have to say, you're by far the best at RPing a modern Nazi nation I've seen. Right down to the national motto.
in Herminia, gays are given the honour of executing communists
you truly are an enlightened nation

by Korena » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:59 pm

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by Victorious Decepticons » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:38 pm
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

by Korena » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:40 pm
Victorious Decepticons wrote:We wouldn't be very deceptive or conniving without institutionalized corruption, now would we?!
The big raid gangs are the biggest payers, with billions of Cubes in Energon per year spent on making sure that oil stays king. It would cost even more, but Leader Megatron privately owns Megatron Energon, which makes most of its signature product out of oil. It's in Megatron's best interest to keep the black gold flowing in enough quantity to remain cheap. Megatron also doesn't relish the idea of 8+ billion oil raiders having nothing to do other than stay home and blast each other.
Still, Megatron makes sure to keep oil's dominance just iffy enough to keep the bribes coming in. This is an irritation to those who would like alternatives like biofuel to have a bigger place in the economy, and those less-wealthy people are considering using gang warfare to alter this situation. The violent alternative, however, is risky because the big raid gangs are also wealthy enough to have full military weapons and armor.
Bribery is also common with lower government officials, but those officials have no policymaking power. Instead, they are most commonly bribed for various forms of information. Usually, bribes flow from raid gangs to intelligence officials, with the objective of getting info on rival groups or their activities.
Oh, and we don't call them lobbyists. Bribery is legal here, so the bribers are just that: bribers. The real connivery comes in when an official takes the money and then does whatever he was going to do anyway. Most would think that the bribes would stop coming after a few instances of that, but there's always someone out there with more money than sense.
So in your nation its not lobbying, its just straight out bribery? That's interesting. I do suppose being deceptive requires a little bribey. 
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by Luveria » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:06 pm
The Multiversal Species Alliance wrote:Lobbying is illegal, subject to confiscation of all wealth and/or property (if nobility) and exile from the nation.
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