Elfen High 2 (OOC 4, Closed, No Morals Allowed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!"

I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I love trolling Catholic priests.

I especially liked that old motherfucker because he trolled right back.

Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

[Olthar]

I like to ask Christian priests if Jesus was a Dom or a Sub.

Aliana's old priest and my friend figured Jesus was obviously a Sub.

Obviously.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Most priests I've met are nice guys.

This lead me to conclude that the whole bastard lot is made up of Father Gabriels.

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

[Olthar]

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

Interesting Trivia Fact: The age of consent in the Vatican is twelve.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

I don't talk to Catholics.

Or Elmo.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Most of them are nice, but they lack a sense of humour. This guy is one of the few who kept his.

And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

[Olthar]

And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And then there's the paedophiles.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

[Olthar]

What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 15.

We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

Bitch, I'm going to Heaven. Jesus was a man. He obviously likes lesbians and would be willing to give me preferential treatment.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We can have an Elfen High reunion in the Ninth Ring.

Bitch, I'm going to Heaven. Jesus was a man. He obviously likes lesbians and would be willing to give me preferential treatment.

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Unless she's into threesomes."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

[Nationstatelandsville]

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

[Olthar]

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

Or Alastor's.

(shudders)

Those spikes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

People shouldn't want to go to Heaven.

It's pretty fucked up.

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd take oblivion myself.

But Heaven's cool, I guess.

First person to Hell, make sure you carve out an empire for us. Last thing I need is to end up Azazel's personal bitch.

Or Belial's.

I'm probably the only one who can actually do it. Even then I have to die within the next few years or I'll be too weakened to to do much.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

[Olthar]

Meh. My lesbian powers will protect me.

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

No, I'm talking about actual, literal magical powers that I get for being a lesbian. We all get them. It's why we're all so hot and sexy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Uriel is...slightly homophobic.

Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

That would make all the archangels except Lucifer black.

This has no unfortunate implications.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Slightly.

Which is why Mike is such a bad-ass. He can pick from every human or angel woman he wants and he fucks a guy with no personality because fuck the police.

Mike's black, obviously. And a midget.

That would make all the archangels except Lucifer black.

This has no unfortunate implications.

They're Middle Eastern.

Close enough, really.