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Socialist Republic of Andrew
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Postby Socialist Republic of Andrew » Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:10 pm

Well, Emperor Andrew was meeting with the President of Russia to sign a non-agreesion pact, they both signed it, and Emperor Andrew was signing with a quill (im a PMT nation, but Emperor Andrew thought a quill would be more classic and offical), and right after the russian president and Emperor Andrew signed it, Emperor Andrew put the quill back, and he accidently tipped over the ink, and it spilt on the Russian presidents lap, and this was on live television.
However the Russian President laughed about this, and that actually made Andrew and the Russian President even better friends.
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Fat Bastards Eating All the Pie
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Founded: Jan 18, 2013
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Postby Fat Bastards Eating All the Pie » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:31 pm

Our leader, the glorious Supreme Fat Bastard, rarely has a bad day. However he has had one. Shortly after ascending the throne, his grace nearly choked to death on a live chicken. Once the chicken had been successfully removed, he stepped on a tack, fell face first into a pile of human feaces, and was rockec by a massive earthquake wich killed thousands. The earthquake in question had been caused when countlessnobese citizens spontainiously broke out into synchronized dance and song. Since then, our great leader has outlawed the dancing of more than four and a half people at the same time. Such an act is punishable by death . . . death by Oprah!

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Liluputia
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Founded: May 10, 2011
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Postby Liluputia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:35 pm

Chairman Brandt's worst day was in 2005, when he was forced to resign his post due to "crimes against the Republic". Those included: left-leaning ideologies, practice of Christianity, and pacifism. It was either resign in personal disgrace or be tried, executed, his entire family disgraced, and his estate confiscated.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:35 pm

In Secretary of War Santorez's case, that would probably either the day he first learned of his mate's impending separation or when he learned his favorite uncle had died.
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Towson
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Founded: Oct 06, 2012
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Postby Towson » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:45 pm

Pierce "Airlord" Jones was Nearly killed in the Battle of Chincoteague (September 19-25 2019).He was shoot Down by a Anti-Air Gun on the 22nd.and Crashed Landed near a Neutral Island That was to be know as Airlord Island.After Learning of his location both Towson and Virginia Forces tried to get the island to Rescue him for Towson to save their best airman and Capture Him as a War Trophy For Virginia.During this time a major fire fight occurred where over 100 people from both sides died but Pierce was alive when Towson Forces Found him.After that day in "Hell" He Decided to quit the air force in fear of more near-fatal events.
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Haktiva
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Founded: Sep 18, 2010
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Postby Haktiva » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:58 pm

For Representative Isadore, it was the day his beloved Kareha died.
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Luziyca
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Postby Luziyca » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:04 pm

For President Breuvi Shjoraski... whenever he gets threatened by nations POWERFUL enough to take him out of office.
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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:04 pm

Luziyca wrote:For President Breuvi Shjoraski... whenever he gets threatened by nations POWERFUL enough to take him out of office.

Ours is when he knows Lanos just can't take nations like yours out. *shakes fist*

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Torsiedelle
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Postby Torsiedelle » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:17 pm

During the Great Southern Desert War of the 1980s.....

He woke up and there was no coffee. Needless to say, he was pissed.
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Torsiedelle
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Postby Torsiedelle » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:17 pm

Fat Bastards Eating All the Pie wrote:Our leader, the glorious Supreme Fat Bastard, rarely has a bad day. However he has had one. Shortly after ascending the throne, his grace nearly choked to death on a live chicken. Once the chicken had been successfully removed, he stepped on a tack, fell face first into a pile of human feaces, and was rockec by a massive earthquake wich killed thousands. The earthquake in question had been caused when countlessnobese citizens spontainiously broke out into synchronized dance and song. Since then, our great leader has outlawed the dancing of more than four and a half people at the same time. Such an act is punishable by death . . . death by Oprah!


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Victorious Decepticons
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:26 pm

Megatron's worst day was the day he realized that, if he had blown up the Autobots' first oil drilling operation hundreds of years ago (before the War), they would have all gone extinct from lack of Energon without us having to have fired a single blast. Alas, that operation wasn't bombed in time, and once war erupted, it ended up taking us hundreds of years and countless casualties to finally eradicate the rolling menace.

Megatron was eventually able to come to terms with this since the reason he didn't instantly bomb it was that we were not yet at war with the Autobots. Even so, he still wishes that he had gone ahead and backstabbed them in advance whenever he thinks about it. Doing so would have saved us the huge death toll of the war and accomplished the same thing: the extinction of the Autobots.
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White Sun
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Founded: Mar 15, 2012
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Postby White Sun » Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:31 pm

When the Black Dragon Society brought up that she ought to order the offset of the Third Zhonger-Sunese War and she declined and had them all executed for trying to influence imperial authority.

Looking back on that, it was her worst day because it was the first of many that would lead to the resurgence of right-wing strongarming in Imperial politics.

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Girl Jesus
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Founded: Dec 25, 2012
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Postby Girl Jesus » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:49 am

Good Friday.

I sure wasn't having a good friday. There are serval version of the story in the new testament, although it was quite tramatic, so I have trouble remembering the events exactly

Edit: Oh god, Mel gibson has a movie about it. Torture is not fun!
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Gigaverse
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Founded: Mar 26, 2011
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Postby Gigaverse » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:55 am

Two days ago, when he found out that his best ally to date has been occupied by foreign bastards.
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Vietrosha
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Founded: Nov 27, 2012
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Postby Vietrosha » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:30 am

Abraham Federov, the Vietroshian leader, claims his worst day was the day when Yuri Morozov, a Zyke spy, murdered his Secretary. He and his secretary, Harmony Alzov, had been seeing eatch other for some time and Abraham was going to propose in the capital overground garden. Yuri Morozov attacked Abraham as they left the Capital Underground and accidentally shot Harmony with the silenced pistol. Yuri was later found hiding in a private train tunnel and was sentenced to death, by the hand of Abraham Federov. Even today Ooficials cannot find the body of Yuri Morozov...
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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:42 am

Griffith Victor was beaten, set on fire, and raped all within the span of four hours when he was eight. It's pretty much why he's seriously fucked in the head.

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Gideus
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Founded: May 22, 2012
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Postby Gideus » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:49 am

The most embarrassing moment the current High Consul has suffered has been the day he mixed up his Earl Grey and Green teas. When going to take a drink from it, he spewed the offending taste all over the podium he was making an announcement from. Truly an embarrassing day in Gidean history.
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The IASM
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Founded: Jan 01, 2012
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Postby The IASM » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:51 am

Floating in the ocean after his flagship sunk for several days.
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Meridiani Planum
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Postby Meridiani Planum » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:55 am

The worst day was undoubtedly when he was killed by a small asteroid.

Don't worry. He got better. That is, his personality matrix was uploaded to a clone body. It still wasn't a good day, though.
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Valentir
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Postby Valentir » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:56 am

King Ivan's worst two days would be the day his brother lead a massive revolution and then when Alsirium declared war on Valentir. His brother was beheaded in a guillotine along with 1,200,000 rebels and the war with Alsirium nearly bankrupted Valentir.

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Glasgia
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Postby Glasgia » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:36 am

19, one of the youngest Lieutenants in the Glaswegian army during the "Jungle War" or the Third Portsmit Independence War. Wands was ordered to conduct a small patrol, scouting the area for PRA (Portsmit Resistance Army) bases. They were abushed by a column of rebels which had spotted them. Thanks to good planning, three members of his squad escaped, but one died of their wounds. He retreated through the jungle with Private Jo Connery, surviving for a week on just a single day's rations. Both she and her comrade were given the President's honour, an award which Wands was asked to replace and refused to, and a promotion. Despite, this President Wands claims the day of his attack was the worst day in his life. They joined the special forces together after the incident, Wands retiring as a field operative, having refused promotion, in 2006 to go into politics. Corporal Connery is now Captain Connery, though her location is confidential.
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Niriburu
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Postby Niriburu » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:11 am

21. December 2012.

The Day when the Dark Lord's Plan to subject the Earth under his rule failed. He got very mad and raged, causing considerale damage. Lighting Bolts ascended from his Eyes and set his Throne Room into flames among other things.

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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:26 am

Well there was this one time after the solstice orgies when he woke up with the worst hangover and no memories of the night before other than various non human screams.
Than there was this other time last friday when he woke up with the worst hangover and no memories of the night before other than various non human screams.
Oh and the time last thursday...

Actually that might not be the worst. Just about average.
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Transnapastain
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Postby Transnapastain » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:55 am

Probably the day he found out that...not only did the man responsible for the worst catastrophe in Transnapastaini history survive his exile to the frozen north, but had prepared for it in advance, anticipating the move, and had, worse, thrived in the abandoned frozen waste of the northern exclusion zone, using a armor of brainwashed convicts left behind to their frozen fate to continue his evil schemes for the next 35 yeas (even after his death), and that, with one false move, everything he had built could come crashing down in fire and agony.

Then he had a stroke.

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Sanian Confederacy
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Postby Sanian Confederacy » Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:48 am

Sylvia's worst day on record has to have been when Captain Marcia Jaclyn, a long time friend and colleague of current Prime Minister Sylvia Presiding from their days of flight school in Aura died. Marcia lost her life during the first Changeling attack on Polis, when the scout chariot that she and Sylvia were flying was shot down by enemy interceptors. Both women survived the landing, deep behind enemy lines, but despite hauling the badly wounded Marcia more than ten miles along with her, Sylvia was unable to save her old friend’s life. Marcia’s last act was to bequeath her pistol to Sylvia, who eventually found her way back to the Confederate stronghold at Far Reach after a gruelling two-week hike. Sylvia privately believes the weapon to be the source of her good luck, and has carried it into battle in honour of Marcia ever since.
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