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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:28 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:30 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:45 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:47 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:05 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:12 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:16 pm
by Mavorpen » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:22 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:What's happened?
I've been busy. I threw t-shirts at the home game whenever we made a three-pointer. First two times I hit some parents in the face. I also ran onto the court, so they stopped the game. It wasn't right through half-court, but it was close enough that I nearly tackled the referee. I was allowed to keep throwing, and there were several more mishaps (lobbing it and hitting the lamp, etc.) but it was hilarious.
by Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:24 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:What's happened?
I've been busy. I threw t-shirts at the home game whenever we made a three-pointer. First two times I hit some parents in the face. I also ran onto the court, so they stopped the game. It wasn't right through half-court, but it was close enough that I nearly tackled the referee. I was allowed to keep throwing, and there were several more mishaps (lobbing it and hitting the lamp, etc.) but it was hilarious.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:28 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:What's happened?
I've been busy. I threw t-shirts at the home game whenever we made a three-pointer. First two times I hit some parents in the face. I also ran onto the court, so they stopped the game. It wasn't right through half-court, but it was close enough that I nearly tackled the referee. I was allowed to keep throwing, and there were several more mishaps (lobbing it and hitting the lamp, etc.) but it was hilarious.
Was there groping?
Olthar wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:What's happened?
I've been busy. I threw t-shirts at the home game whenever we made a three-pointer. First two times I hit some parents in the face. I also ran onto the court, so they stopped the game. It wasn't right through half-court, but it was close enough that I nearly tackled the referee. I was allowed to keep throwing, and there were several more mishaps (lobbing it and hitting the lamp, etc.) but it was hilarious.
Did you end up running out of shirts and have to throw your own?
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:42 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:No, but I just like ripping off my shirts and throwing them.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:44 pm
by Mavorpen » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:It wouldn't be a party without any.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:47 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:47 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Back in my day, there was no throwing T-shirts.
No, you dramatically flung off your jacket and broke out into a dance number.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:49 pm
by Olthar » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:50 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:50 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nope, I figured out how to play "Your Song" by Elton John and then got sex.
There's a lesson here, kids.
I can play this song.
Then I get all the sex.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Mavorpen » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:52 pm
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