"The Robot Apocalypse: South Africa".
Sounds totally legit.
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by Nude East Ireland » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:18 am
by Ranbo » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:20 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:26 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ranbo » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:29 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:49 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ranbo » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:55 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I made some calculations.
All of the Elfen High 2 Arcs and OOCs together make up over 8% of all of P2TM.
Damn.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:56 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:01 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:02 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Ranbo » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:04 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:12 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:31 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.
Oh, I don't mean that horn.
I mean the dick.
by Nude East Ireland » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A merchant tried to sell me a rhino horn.
Oh, I don't mean that horn.
I mean the dick.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:33 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:34 pm
by Mavorpen » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:35 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:36 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:08 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Mavorpen » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:09 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.
"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."
He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.
"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:09 pm
Mavorpen wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.
"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."
He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.
"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."
Yay, more Breaking Benjamin references.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:10 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Show me where it hurts." Azazel calmly asked the girl as she screamed, barely able to make words. Azazel shook his head. "So it seems it doesn't? Well, I'll make it worse." he said, placing his hand on her temple and ramping up the pain.
"Let me tell you something about myself, girl. My whole life, it seems like I've had to keep myself under control. Keep this constant feeling of rage and anger under my own control. I don't care. I haven't cared for a single thing for centuries because of keeping that rage under wraps. In all honesty, life's a game and I have debated winning it or losing it. I've made many, many people lose because I could." There was a long moment. "Some say I have a dead soul. I don't believe it. I don't think I ever had a true soul, in all honesty. I don't feel like most."
He turned to the screaming Rosalind. "I have been falling forever and chasing dark dreams. Ultimately, you know the one thing that can make me care? That can make me put aside my facade of living and bring me actual life?" He transformed his arm into a dagger and stabbed Rosalind right in the arm, a gleeful smile now on his handsome face. For the first time to Rosalind, he seemed genuinely and savagely happy. "This. I'm keeping you alive so I can hear you scream.
"After the lights go out in you, after your worthless life is through, I will remember how you screamed. And in those moments, I will live."
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