Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I like how I keep having to remind people that the bullets explode.

Unless you're made of Plot Armour, you die. Apparently blowing off Alt!James' leg wasn't enough of a clue.

Seriously though, either the bear lets go or my next post is the end of Slotheater.

Then mine is the end of James.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like how I keep having to remind people that the bullets explode.

Unless you're made of Plot Armour, you die. Apparently blowing off Alt!James' leg wasn't enough of a clue.

Seriously though, either the bear lets go or my next post is the end of Slotheater.

Eats them.

And shoots them out his eye.

Or James could stop being a fucking idiot and realize he's not just picking a fight with a centuries-old warrior-bear, but everyone in the entire fucking UN.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I like how I keep having to remind people that the bullets explode.

Unless you're made of Plot Armour, you die. Apparently blowing off Alt!James' leg wasn't enough of a clue.

Seriously though, either the bear lets go or my next post is the end of Slotheater.

Then mine is the end of James.

You assume I'm going to give two shits when it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.

I like how I keep having to remind people that the bullets explode.

Unless you're made of Plot Armour, you die. Apparently blowing off Alt!James' leg wasn't enough of a clue.

Seriously though, either the bear lets go or my next post is the end of Slotheater.

Eats them.

And shoots them out his eye.

Or James could stop being a fucking idiot and realize he's not just picking a fight with a centuries-old warrior-bear, but everyone in the entire fucking UN.

Case in point. Apparently you missed the part where James has been gone for the past several months in an alternate universe.

But, hey, keep marching around with your army of invincible bears. Not like it ruins Elfen High or anything. Oh, wait, yes it fucking does.

If James does anything, especially if it's in fucking character, he deserves to die for being stupid, even when nobody is telling him anything in the first place. Yet someone else can be a bigger dumbass and get away scot-free. How fucking nice.

[Ende]

Gay Eric is back.

With style.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Then mine is the end of James.

You assume I'm going to give two shits when it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.

Eats them.

And shoots them out his eye.

Or James could stop being a fucking idiot and realize he's not just picking a fight with a centuries-old warrior-bear, but everyone in the entire fucking UN.

Case in point. Apparently you missed the part where James has been gone for the past several months in an alternate universe.

But, hey, keep marching around with your army of invincible bears. Not like it ruins Elfen High or anything. Oh, wait, yes it fucking does.

If James does anything, especially if it's in fucking character, he deserves to die for being stupid, even when nobody is telling him anything in the first place. Yet someone else can be a bigger dumbass and get away scot-free. How fucking nice.

He's attacking people when he knows that Lewis is being guarded. Well, not "attacking", but disrespecting him. And then he's threatening people who the world needs to, you know, continue existing

And they aren't invincible. They're just the only army Elfen High currently has with them - you know, which makes them vastly important, because they're fighting a war.

The point being that no one's mad at you or James, he's just being dumb and should stop being dumb. Otherwise he has no place fighting demons.

[Olthar]

... it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.

I like you.

[Astrolinium]

it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.

I enjoy you being in the rp.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

You assume I'm going to give two shits when it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.


Case in point. Apparently you missed the part where James has been gone for the past several months in an alternate universe.

But, hey, keep marching around with your army of invincible bears. Not like it ruins Elfen High or anything. Oh, wait, yes it fucking does.

If James does anything, especially if it's in fucking character, he deserves to die for being stupid, even when nobody is telling him anything in the first place. Yet someone else can be a bigger dumbass and get away scot-free. How fucking nice.

He's attacking people when he knows that Lewis is being guarded. Well, not "attacking", but disrespecting him. And then he's threatening people who the world needs to, you know, continue existing

And they aren't invincible. They're just the only army Elfen High currently has with them - you know, which makes them vastly important, because they're fighting a war.

The point being that no one's mad at you or James, he's just being dumb and should stop being dumb. Otherwise he has no place fighting demons.

To James, Slotheater is just another bear. He doesn't know there's anything special about him, nor did he anticipate a bear reacting that way to a fucking popcorn kernel. Besides that, James is an assassin. You don't grab an assassin and start threatening him. The ONLY REASON Slotheater would survive an attempt at killing James would be bullshit "he eats bullets and spits them out".

But hey, apparently James isn't allowed to do anything. And you wonder why 90% of the time I play him as a whiny bitch.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He's attacking people when he knows that Lewis is being guarded. Well, not "attacking", but disrespecting him. And then he's threatening people who the world needs to, you know, continue existing

And they aren't invincible. They're just the only army Elfen High currently has with them - you know, which makes them vastly important, because they're fighting a war.

The point being that no one's mad at you or James, he's just being dumb and should stop being dumb. Otherwise he has no place fighting demons.

To James, Slotheater is just another bear. He doesn't know there's anything special about him, nor did he anticipate a bear reacting that way to a fucking popcorn kernel. Besides that, James is an assassin. You don't grab an assassin and start threatening him. The ONLY REASON Slotheater would survive an attempt at killing James would be bullshit "he eats bullets and spits them out".

But hey, apparently James isn't allowed to do anything. And you wonder why 90% of the time I play him as a whiny bitch.

Except Lewis just calmly explained to him that he's a general and several thousand years old.

Which should be a tip-off to anyone of sufficient intelligence to tie their shoes not to piss him off.

And you don't piss off allies to begin with. That's why they're called "allies".

[Olthar]

To James, Slotheater is just another bear. He doesn't know there's anything special about him, nor did he anticipate a bear reacting that way to a fucking popcorn kernel. Besides that, James is an assassin. You don't grab an assassin and start threatening him. The ONLY REASON Slotheater would survive an attempt at killing James would be bullshit "he eats bullets and spits them out".

But hey, apparently James isn't allowed to do anything. And you wonder why 90% of the time I play him as a whiny bitch.

Except Lewis just calmly explained to him that he's a general and several thousand years old.

Which should be a tip-off to anyone of sufficient intelligence to tie their shoes not to piss him off.

And you don't piss off allies to begin with. That's why they're called "allies".

"Ally" doesn't exist in any of the dictionaries found in Elfen High. The closest any of them come is "people you're not trying to kill this very moment."

[Nationstatelandsville]

Except Lewis just calmly explained to him that he's a general and several thousand years old.

Which should be a tip-off to anyone of sufficient intelligence to tie their shoes not to piss him off.

And you don't piss off allies to begin with. That's why they're called "allies".

"Ally" doesn't exist in any of the dictionaries found in Elfen High. The closest any of them come is "people you're not trying to kill this very moment."

Most people tend to cope with them pretty fine, all things considered.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

To James, Slotheater is just another bear. He doesn't know there's anything special about him, nor did he anticipate a bear reacting that way to a fucking popcorn kernel. Besides that, James is an assassin. You don't grab an assassin and start threatening him. The ONLY REASON Slotheater would survive an attempt at killing James would be bullshit "he eats bullets and spits them out".

But hey, apparently James isn't allowed to do anything. And you wonder why 90% of the time I play him as a whiny bitch.

Except Lewis just calmly explained to him that he's a general and several thousand years old.

Which should be a tip-off to anyone of sufficient intelligence to tie their shoes not to piss him off.

And you don't piss off allies to begin with. That's why they're called "allies".

I quite possibly may have missed that due to the whole "a bear is trying to kill James over a popcorn kernel" thing.

You're still expecting James to know shit when he's been gone for the past several months and just got flung back into a war, especially when he was trying to be light and humourous about everything for once instead of 100% serious.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Except Lewis just calmly explained to him that he's a general and several thousand years old.

Which should be a tip-off to anyone of sufficient intelligence to tie their shoes not to piss him off.

And you don't piss off allies to begin with. That's why they're called "allies".

I quite possibly may have missed that due to the whole "a bear is trying to kill James over a popcorn kernel" thing.

You're still expecting James to know shit when he's been gone for the past several months and just got flung back into a war, especially when he was trying to be light and humourous about everything for once instead of 100% serious.

OK, I don't see the point of contention here.

No one's threatening James anymore. The man who was is crazy and paranoid. So... who cares?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

it's clear nobody wants me in the RP anymore anyway.

I want you in the rp.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Now hopefully we can get to the badass fights.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

There's a tense moment where a major battle is soon to begin, and the British wizard is trading compliments with a bear.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

>write a post
>find that Nat is editing history again to cover up his fuck-ups
>give up entirely

Seriously Nat, you never once stated that Slotheater had released James. Both of your posts made it look like he still had a grip on James.

But hey, pretend your fuck-ups don't exist. I'm going to go edit all of my posts to remove mine as well.

[Nationstatelandsville]

>write a post
>find that Nat is editing history again to cover up his fuck-ups
>give up entirely

Seriously Nat, you never once stated that Slotheater had released James. Both of your posts made it look like he still had a grip on James.

But hey, pretend your fuck-ups don't exist. I'm going to go edit all of my posts to remove mine as well.

Slotheater patted him on the back.

This implies, given he only ever had one hand on James, that he had let go of him.

Also, really, calm down. If it isn't clear, you can just ask.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd like to remind everyone this is just a roleplay.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'd like to remind everyone this is just a roleplay.

But then people would be calm and logical.

We can't have that.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

>write a post
>find that Nat is editing history again to cover up his fuck-ups
>give up entirely

Seriously Nat, you never once stated that Slotheater had released James. Both of your posts made it look like he still had a grip on James.

But hey, pretend your fuck-ups don't exist. I'm going to go edit all of my posts to remove mine as well.

Slotheater patted him on the back.

This implies, given he only ever had one hand on James, that he had let go of him.

Also, really, calm down. If it isn't clear, you can just ask.

Not... Really. You can grip someone by the neck and pat them on the back at the same time. I've done it, although it was more punching their back than patting it.

And it's just the fact you had the bear turn around and go "but I already did" even when Nightkill assumed he hadn't. There's brushing off the players (which happens to me all the fucking time...), but then there's literally turning to the OP and telling him he sucks.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Slotheater patted him on the back.

This implies, given he only ever had one hand on James, that he had let go of him.

Also, really, calm down. If it isn't clear, you can just ask.

Not... Really. You can grip someone by the neck and pat them on the back at the same time. I've done it, although it was more punching their back than patting it.

And it's just the fact you had the bear turn around and go "but I already did" even when Nightkill assumed he hadn't. There's brushing off the players (which happens to me all the fucking time...), but then there's literally turning to the OP and telling him he sucks.

I was just poking fun at Night because I had already stated in the OOC, much clearer, that he let go of James. I think. Could be wrong.

But, whatever. Does it matter?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Not... Really. You can grip someone by the neck and pat them on the back at the same time. I've done it, although it was more punching their back than patting it.

And it's just the fact you had the bear turn around and go "but I already did" even when Nightkill assumed he hadn't. There's brushing off the players (which happens to me all the fucking time...), but then there's literally turning to the OP and telling him he sucks.

I was just poking fun at Night because I had already stated in the OOC, much clearer, that he let go of James. I think. Could be wrong.

But, whatever. Does it matter?

Not particularly, no. I just want to get to the important stuff.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Now I'm slapping on my own nicotine patches and going out for half an hour, maybe an hour. Don't kill each other. Much.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Not... Really. You can grip someone by the neck and pat them on the back at the same time. I've done it, although it was more punching their back than patting it.

And it's just the fact you had the bear turn around and go "but I already did" even when Nightkill assumed he hadn't. There's brushing off the players (which happens to me all the fucking time...), but then there's literally turning to the OP and telling him he sucks.

I was just poking fun at Night because I had already stated in the OOC, much clearer, that he let go of James. I think. Could be wrong.

But, whatever. Does it matter?

Yes, because I'm getting real tired of being ignored unless I'm whining and having James constantly getting downgraded to Worf status because of bullshit. Any time there's a major threat James, who should be able to handle it, is randomly rendered ineffective and useless. Only twice has that been averted: Zacheriah, which was planned, and Damien, which I had to fucking lie to my best friend about in order to do it.

And with this war coming up I am seriously worried that James and the ISSR, the guys who know how to go to war with the supernatural and win, are going to be as effective as a pea is to a colony of ants. I have seen literally nothing to prove otherwise, and unless I do I'm either going to have to leave an RP that I love and want to be a part of, or end up killing it again.

I don't want either of those and you probably don't either, so please stop creating bullshit immunities, stop stripping away every single moment I try to have James actually act like the professional killer he is, and stop treating him (and me) like a kid way in over his head. Please.