
High Heels National Football Team
The Foxes
How do you mix chastened and ebullient? Play football for High Heels.
The legend will doubtless persist of the tower full of hot girls that won the under-21 World Cup. A third-place run in their Baptism of Fire set the squad up for a reality check that duly came. The Foxes finished just under the one-point-per-match level in qualifying. While they showed enough to the selectors to receive a Cup of Harmony invitation, three draws from four matches there confirmed their current mediocrity on the world stage.
But they're still the most upbeat bunch you'll ever want to meet. Years of practical charm school in world football have refined a bunch of appealing teens into an impressive array of confident, sparkling women. It's rubbed off on the squad's token man, Shahzad Cone, added for the Cup of Harmony as a pregnancy replacement but now solidly integrated into the squad.
After the Foxes' modest WCC debuts, many were calling for a mixed team to be considered. But IdrottsLiga av Högklackat, the national governing authority, are still sensitive to the draw of both champions and young women. As long as sponsors' stilettos continue to line ILH coffers, don't expect a change. Some even view the new kit designs from Audioslavian firm Kirola as confirming this direction; the strips "convey a sense of tradition, playfulness, and femininity" according to novelist Astasia Spool.
The stars of the squad are still the four women who play professionally in The Babbage Islands. Keeper Kaisa Cuban is the most gifted of the four, and it's no secret that she is beginning to eye even bigger opportunities than Sporting Boulder has given her. Striker Melody Mule is the Foxes' long-time captain and the first Högklackat native to sign overseas. Her counterpart striker Nicolene Wedge and playmaker Meline Stiletto round out a deadly forward triangle. Rapidly-rising players include winger Caroline Cowboy and 18-year-old debutante defender Embla Platform.
The Foxes play a 3-5-2 formation with plenty of style (+4).
Starters Club C/G U-21
18 Caroline Cowboy 19 W 49th Floor 20/8 DBC 24
15 Chrissie Court 24 D Stock Exchange 5/0 DBC 22/23
14 Dierdre Spike 22 M Electricians Brotherhood 0/0 DBC 23/24
4 Embla Platform 18 D Museum of Architecture 0/0 DBC 24
1 Kaisa Cuban 21 K Sporting Boulder (TBI) 20/0 DBC 22/23/24
6 Marlene Spike 27 W College of Liberal Arts 7/1 DBC 22
8 Meline Stiletto 20 M Sporting Boulder (TBI) 19/3 DBC 22/23/24
9 Melody Mule (c) 27 S Celtic-Southland (TBI) 22/10 DBC 22
10 Nicolene Wedge 24 S Sporting Boulder (TBI) 21/6 DBC 22/23
7 Shahzad Cone 28 M College of Liberal Arts 4/1 none
20 Smilla Kitten 22 D Future City Shows 14/1 DBC 22/23/24
Reserves
5 Brooklyn Cuban 23 M College of STEM 19/0 DBC 22/23/24
11 Ciorstaidh Platform 24 W VLC FC (Eastfield Lodge) 19/0 DBC 22/23
23 Curstag Prism 26 D College of Business 11/0 DBC 22
22 Elspeth Pump 23 S College of STEM 5/1 DBC 22/23/24
13 Giulietta Slingback 21 S Museum of Architecture 7/2 DBC 23/24
17 Isbel Prism 18 S Interfaith Council 0/0 DBC 24
12 Malene Slingback 25 W FK Harmonie (Lontorika) 13/3 DBC 22/23
16 Maretta Ballet 22 M 49th Floor 5/0 DBC 22/23/24
2 Pandora Stiletto 24 D Parks and Recreation 0/0 none
21 Patricija Court 25 K Electricians Brotherhood 0/0 none
3 Pernille Spool 21 D Tower Mall 19/1 DBC 22/23/24
19 Shauna Kitten 25 M Interfaith Council 0/0 none
Staff
Manager: Amanda Pump, 55
Assistant: Amaya Cone, 36
Trainer: Veaceslav Court, 36
------------------------Formation-------------------------
Melody
Nicolene
Marlene Caroline
Meline
Shahzad Dierdre
Embla Chrissie Smilla
Kaisa
RP: Play on, as long as none of my players gets seriously hurt without asking me first.
(NB: All players on the squad not already shown as playing overseas will consider transfer offers to clubs around the world. ILH and the 49th floor bureaucrats have decided that they like the boost to the economy. Also, as indicated in main text Kaisa Cuban is looking for the right offer as well.)
Kits (Home-red/white; Away-"strawberry shortcake")

Keepers normally wear the away kit at home and the home kit away, or a plain black strip with a white numeral if the keeper kit would otherwise clash.
About High Heels
The Fifty-Story Arcology (once called the Most Serene Republic) of High Heels is indeed an arcology, a single massive 50-story tower that provides a nearly self-contained living environment for around 57,000. Legally the tower that is High Heels is recognized in Paripana as the city of Högklackat, and IdrottsLiga av Högklackat is an associate member of the Paripana Sporting Council.
The ground floor, or Interface Zone, is where citizens of High Heels interact with the outside world. Above that are 16 zones of three oversized stories each, containing a mixture of residential, clean industrial, commercial, and agricultural (typically hydroponic) uses. The 49th floor, officially the Governance Zone but colloquially simply the 49th Floor, hosts the Hall of the People and most government offices.

Each citizen is assigned to one of the 16 standard zones at birth or naturalization and takes the surname of that zone. All citizens of a zone bear different registered given names. This could be as trivial as an alternate spelling, and the recent registration of double given names helps. Use-names and nicknames are not uncommon. Because there are so few zone names, it is normal to use given names even in formal situations. There might be many Miss Cubans around, but quite likely to be only one Kaisa.
High Heels Stadium is located on the 13th floor in the Slingback Zone. Its capacity is only about 2,500, but matches are popular televised fare. Sixteen teams play (semi-)professional association football there.












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