Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Goddammit, I have another 6-hour shift tomorrow but I don't want to sleep yet for fear the IC will progress to fucking February.
Nah, it'll be slow for a bit.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:40 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Goddammit, I have another 6-hour shift tomorrow but I don't want to sleep yet for fear the IC will progress to fucking February.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:42 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:44 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I recently found out South Africa has a military branch called the South African Military Health Service, which are an entire branch of Combat Medics.
This is pretty awesome, actually.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:46 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:46 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I recently found out South Africa has a military branch called the South African Military Health Service, which are an entire branch of Combat Medics.
This is pretty awesome, actually.
If I wasn't lazy and a pussy, I'd be one of those really bad-ass pacifist combat medics you hear about.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:47 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:47 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Who the fuck let Megan teach? What the fuck does she teach?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:51 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One of my grandfather's stories.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:53 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One of my grandfather's stories.
Knowing you, I could see you crashing the goddamn plane into the camp, taking the money, and flying away in a new one.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:53 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:53 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:54 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:56 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.
My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.
My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:56 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:57 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.
My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.
My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:58 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:My grandfather was in WWII. He told me a story of how German forces found him looking at some 1940s porn, which is considerably less entertaining than 1950s porn. The Germans looked at him, and decided to let him 'finish' what he was doing. When they shut the door, he climbed out the window and ran to Allied lines.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:59 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:My grandfather was in WWII. He told me a story of how German forces found him looking at some 1940s porn, which is considerably less entertaining than 1950s porn. The Germans looked at him, and decided to let him 'finish' what he was doing. When they shut the door, he climbed out the window and ran to Allied lines.
How very Jackie.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:59 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:00 am
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