IT'S OFFICIAL--NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY IS ON THE WAY

[Azrael]

GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?

[Zersium]

Have I ever linked you to the video on youtube of what Episode 3 would have been if it was rated R with SLJ?

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SITHS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SENATE
-implied decapitation of Palpatine-

Why am I now picturing SLJ standing with a light-saber in Palpatines' office doing this:

Palpatine : No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with me and the senate I've got into this plan with the best intentions and I never...
Windu: (Slashes Palpatine's desk with his lightsabe'r) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the Galactic Senate look like?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: What planet are you from?
Palpatine: What? What? Wh - ?
Windu: "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak standard on What?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: Standard, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Palpatine: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Palpatine: Yes!
Windu: Describe what the Galactic Senate looks like!
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Holds lightsaber directly in Palpatine's face) Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Palpatine: It-it's big.
Windu: Go on.
Palpatine: It's got this main chamber.
Windu: Does it look like a bitch?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Slashes Palpatines arm off at the shoulder) DOES...IT...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!
Palpatine: (in pain) No!
Windu: Then why'd you try to fuck it like a bitch, Palpatine?
Palpatine: (faintly) I didn't.
Windu: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck it. And the Galactic Senate don't like to be fucked by anybody except its giant bureaucracy. You know the Jedi Code,Palpatine?
Palpatine: (gasping for breath) Yes.
Windu: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Revan 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. ([begins pacing about the room) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Force... (pulls out lightsaber and holds it at Palpatine) ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
(Palpatine shrieks in horror as Widnu and and the jedi stab him repeatedly)
And thus Palpatine is defeated, the Jedi are victorius and the day is saved.

Revan has a bible?

Well, I always knew people would make their own religion around Revan. Excluding the Revanchists of course.

[Ammar]

You know what? I would like to see the Geonosians make a return.

[The Romulan Republic]

Possible director for Episode Seven.

http://www.examiner.com/article/matthew ... paths-star

[Mkuki]

Have I ever linked you to the video on youtube of what Episode 3 would have been if it was rated R with SLJ?

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SITHS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SENATE
-implied decapitation of Palpatine-

Why am I now picturing SLJ standing with a light-saber in Palpatines' office doing this:

Palpatine : No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with me and the senate I've got into this plan with the best intentions and I never...
Windu: (Slashes Palpatine's desk with his lightsabe'r) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the Galactic Senate look like?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: What planet are you from?
Palpatine: What? What? Wh - ?
Windu: "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak standard on What?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: Standard, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Palpatine: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Palpatine: Yes!
Windu: Describe what the Galactic Senate looks like!
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Holds lightsaber directly in Palpatine's face) Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Palpatine: It-it's big.
Windu: Go on.
Palpatine: It's got this main chamber.
Windu: Does it look like a bitch?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Slashes Palpatines arm off at the shoulder) DOES...IT...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!
Palpatine: (in pain) No!
Windu: Then why'd you try to fuck it like a bitch, Palpatine?
Palpatine: (faintly) I didn't.
Windu: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck it. And the Galactic Senate don't like to be fucked by anybody except its giant bureaucracy. You know the Jedi Code,Palpatine?
Palpatine: (gasping for breath) Yes.
Windu: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Revan 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. ([begins pacing about the room) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Force... (pulls out lightsaber and holds it at Palpatine) ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
(Palpatine shrieks in horror as Widnu and and the jedi stab him repeatedly)
And thus Palpatine is defeated, the Jedi are victorius and the day is saved.

[Genivaria]

[Free Cake]

anxiously awaiting this... I want to see somethign interesting, I want boba to make a comeback as well

[Knoxcrest]

I just pray it is nothing like the prequel trilogy.

Actually, I suppose 3 wasn't THAT bad. Had some good action, a few good lines. Then of course are the usual knitpicks, but decent overall. Here's to hoping the next ones are great.

[Gauthier]

(Image)

Oh come now, you know they couldn't resist making a spoof special or three.

[Xenotaria]

This is going to be Pirates of the Caribbean in Space!

[The Romulan Republic]

I'd be quite happy with Pirates of the Caribbean in space.

[Bajireyn]

Have I ever linked you to the video on youtube of what Episode 3 would have been if it was rated R with SLJ?

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SITHS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SENATE
-implied decapitation of Palpatine-

Why am I now picturing SLJ standing with a light-saber in Palpatines' office doing this:

Palpatine : No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with me and the senate I've got into this plan with the best intentions and I never...
Windu: (Slashes Palpatine's desk with his lightsabe'r) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the Galactic Senate look like?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: What planet are you from?
Palpatine: What? What? Wh - ?
Windu: "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak standard on What?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: Standard, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Palpatine: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Palpatine: Yes!
Windu: Describe what the Galactic Senate looks like!
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Holds lightsaber directly in Palpatine's face) Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Palpatine: It-it's big.
Windu: Go on.
Palpatine: It's got this main chamber.
Windu: Does it look like a bitch?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Slashes Palpatines arm off at the shoulder) DOES...IT...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!
Palpatine: (in pain) No!
Windu: Then why'd you try to fuck it like a bitch, Palpatine?
Palpatine: (faintly) I didn't.
Windu: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck it. And the Galactic Senate don't like to be fucked by anybody except its giant bureaucracy. You know the Jedi Code,Palpatine?
Palpatine: (gasping for breath) Yes.
Windu: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Revan 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. ([begins pacing about the room) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Force... (pulls out lightsaber and holds it at Palpatine) ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
(Palpatine shrieks in horror as Widnu and and the jedi stab him repeatedly)
And thus Palpatine is defeated, the Jedi are victorius and the day is saved.

Oh my god, thats awesome.

[Gaveo]

Have I ever linked you to the video on youtube of what Episode 3 would have been if it was rated R with SLJ?

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SITHS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SENATE
-implied decapitation of Palpatine-

Why am I now picturing SLJ standing with a light-saber in Palpatines' office doing this:

Palpatine : No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with me and the senate I've got into this plan with the best intentions and I never...
Windu: (Slashes Palpatine's desk with his lightsabe'r) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does the Galactic Senate look like?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: What planet are you from?
Palpatine: What? What? Wh - ?
Windu: "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak standard on What?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: Standard, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Palpatine: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Palpatine: Yes!
Windu: Describe what the Galactic Senate looks like!
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Holds lightsaber directly in Palpatine's face) Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Palpatine: It-it's big.
Windu: Go on.
Palpatine: It's got this main chamber.
Windu: Does it look like a bitch?
Palpatine: What?
Windu: (Slashes Palpatines arm off at the shoulder) DOES...IT...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!
Palpatine: (in pain) No!
Windu: Then why'd you try to fuck it like a bitch, Palpatine?
Palpatine: (faintly) I didn't.
Windu: Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Palpatine. You tried to fuck it. And the Galactic Senate don't like to be fucked by anybody except its giant bureaucracy. You know the Jedi Code,Palpatine?
Palpatine: (gasping for breath) Yes.
Windu: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Revan 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. ([begins pacing about the room) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Force... (pulls out lightsaber and holds it at Palpatine) ...when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
(Palpatine shrieks in horror as Widnu and and the jedi stab him repeatedly)
And thus Palpatine is defeated, the Jedi are victorius and the day is saved.

Oh my god this is amazing...

[Zeex]

Found this text in a russian political message board and translated it. Not sure if it is an original content though.

Always disturbed the Jedi in "Star Wars" are presented as a positive force. It's time to dot the i:

- The Republic was a republic in name only. In fact it was a feudal military dictatorship. The Senate was a talking shop because of its large number and stupidity (typical senator - Jar Jar Binks). The real power belonged to the Jedi Council, who appointed themselves. Of the 12 board members were elected for life 5, 4 more - in the long term, up to a voluntary resignation. Total 9, is enough to make any decision.

- For a thousand years the Jedi failed to implement a federal law in the country and even the level of economic development. There is kilometer skyscrapers on the Coruscant and Tatooine was a poor shithole 4000 years ago, and stayed.

- Anakin Skywalker was a slave. And he would have stayed if not the lucky break. Jedi didn't do anything to end slavery.

- Higher taxes and corruption brought Big business (Trade Federation) to the point it decided to start a war against its own government.

- Counterintelligence did not exist. For national authorities, everything was a surprise: the army of clones, Sith puppeteer, Order 66.

- Budget control has been put out very badly. An army of clones couldn't be created without large allocations from the federal budget. The government did not even know what a fantastic amount of funds go somewhere.

- What is the social base of the Jedi order? When Palpatine staged a coup in power there was not one right shelf. A population reacted with indifference.

- The Empire in Star Wars signed the pact with the population: you will not go into politics, but we will not touch and ensure economic growth. In recent history, these regimes have proven to be most effective.

- What was the political program of the insurgents? It consisted of a single paragraph: to overthrow the Emperor himself and take power. Who joined the rebels of the planet expected to key positions in the government of the new republic, and the Jedi dream of returning to the establishment.

[Cannot think of a name]

Found this text in a russian political message board and translated it. Not sure if it is an original content though.

If you found it and translated it, I think you got your answer re:original content.

[Terrordome]

I wouldn't worry about it too much. None of the prequels make any sense whatsoever and were basically the biggest disappointment in cinematic history. Can someone explain to me why the trade federation were blockading naboo in the first place? Were they going galt? Why do they unthinkingly take orders from a sinister hooded figure? How does jar jar become a senator? Was he elected by the people of naboo?

I mean seriously nothing in the first 2 prequels especially makes ANY sense whatsoever!

[Aahmerica]

Am I the only one who thinks disney will do a better job with Star Wars than Lucas did with the prequals.

[Terrordome]

Am I the only one who thinks disney will do a better job with Star Wars than Lucas did with the prequals.

No definitely not. It will be pretty much impossible for Disney to do any worse than Lucas. I saw an interesting documentary that showed how Lucas actually had much less creative control over the original 3 films than you would think. He then showed what he could do with complete creative control with the prequels.

[Risottia]

...
- The Empire in Star Wars signed the pact with the population: you will not go into politics, but we will not touch and ensure economic growth. In recent history, these regimes have proven to be most effective.
...

The bolded part is a load of bullshit.

[AETEN II]

...
- The Empire in Star Wars signed the pact with the population: you will not go into politics, but we will not touch and ensure economic growth. In recent history, these regimes have proven to be most effective.
...

The bolded part is a load of bullshit.

Not really, the Empire was always the most effective compared to the others. Not to mention it also had the hardware to actually defend the Galaxy from the Vong with minimum losses, as that was its purpose after Palpatine came in contact with a Vong scout ship.

[Sagerism]

DISNEY BOUGHT LUCASFILMS AND ARE NOW MAKING STAR WARS EPISODES 7 8 AND 9 ! WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPSLOCK !

Thats better Anyways, it is supposed to come out in 2015 and each other one every two years.

[AETEN II]

Late to the party, OP?

[Sagerism]

Late to the party, OP?

You could say that

[AETEN II]

Late to the party, OP?

You could say that

This was a thing, around, say, last year. Searchbars are cool too. I advise you use 'em.

[Sagerism]

You could say that

This was a thing, around, say, last year. Searchbars are cool too. I advise you use 'em.

I see but i wasn't in Star Wars Mode last year though so i didn't go around typing "Star Wars" into my Searchbar . I was in Marvel Mode and now since i watched G.I Joe Retaliation I'm back to G.I Joe mode.