
Encouraged by a title win in the Under-15 World Championship last year and perhaps having an ulterior motive to get a retinue of people into Starblaydia during the coming upheaval in the region, the Miskatonic University FA, in charge of football in Wight, has sent a team of emerging talents to the Under-21 variant. Including seven of the under-15 team from that controversial success in Farfadillis, and five players already having won full caps for their country, this is a mixed team of experience and youth, relatively speaking. Impressed with the way former international Athelstan Marchand managed his under-15s, the MIU have tasked him with having a bash at the Under-21 title. It is understood his target is to qualify from the group stage.

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WIGHT
Country Code: WGT
Team Nickname: The Apprentices
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Manager: Athelstan Marchand
Captain: M.V. Cabel
Vice Captain: Arnaud van Buggenum
Artist: Piran MacKenzie
Dynamo: Ia Rodda
Stormtrooper: M.V. Cabel
Comedian: Climo Coss
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Tap-In: Louis Moran
Scorcher: Zachary Fosse-Gordon
Red Card: Jowan Cawse
Stretcher: Barlow Todd
The lads of The Apprentices are all too old to have been born in the broken islands of Wight, which emerged into AO about six years ago. Rather they come from Old Wight and arrived on the island archipelago as part of the migration known as The Great Remove, an attempt to populate the broken islands quickly in order to lay claim to it - a move which has worked. Thus these boys, being residents of the old reality bubble, are of mixed origin since, in the old country, reproduction is quite unheard of, and children are either grown in laboratories or come through the Small Door: that is to say, they come as the youngling dead from other multiverses; victims of disease, famine, maltreatment or unfortunate accidents. Through the Small Door each finds a happy ending in the pungent kind of paradise called Wight. This team is made up mostly of the many young people who subsequently migrated to the broken islands. Inevitably they will return to Old Wight when their lives are done and death takes them, where they will enjoy ageing either forwards or backwards (depending upon their age at their death) to the permanent age of 44 that all souls remain for the foreseeable eternities. A few have never moved out of Old Wight and will age very slowly towards 44 unless they spend time out of the Old Country, in which case they will proceed with the usual ageing process. As football is an amateur sport in Wight, those players not at school or college will also be holding down jobs in their spare time.
Goalkeepers
Dexter Mackay - (Age 21) Club in Wight: Spit City. Full Caps: 1
First played in the Wightling Under-21 squad that finished fourth at the Port Hawthorne Invitational two years ago, and was subsequently named in the AOCAF-37 squad, where he made one appearance for the full national side. Playing a non-speaking, non-named bit-part as a minor gangster in Mark Helprin's novel Winter's Tale, where he came to an untimely end in The Battery, New York, Mackay was plucked on his way down the Hundred Forty-Four Steps, which lead to oblivion, by Brian Blessed Cloned, to serve in a new narrative: that of the Uncertain Dimensions and Búa's imagined story of Wight.
Reserve
Admanzah Hilton - (19) Looe Sewage Works FC
Back-up to Mackay in the Port Hawthorne Invitational, Hilton appears in his second tournament for the Under-21s here. Hilton came to Wight from the British Royal Navy, where, in the eighteenth century, he had caught a pox in Tahiti and died aboard H.M.S. Farsight. His body was buried at sea and recovered by Búa's fishermen off Wight Spit. Emigrated to AO-Wight during the Great Remove and works as a carpenter, recently on the Spit Lawns twin-arena complex built for the Cup of Harmony. Suffers and irrational fear of tropic peoples, like Vilitans and Ossidiacquans, thanks to his experiences in Tahiti.
Wenn Bosanko - (17) Extramarine
An exciting prospect coming through at the Wightling champion side, Extramarine, where he was the beneficiary of the football gene enhancement therapy, Dickinson-50. A Cornish tin miner in a previous life, he works in Red Knoll Mine where he also turns out for the local Miner's Rules team, a variant of mob football played underground with lamps attached to the forehead. He has been known to play as jerseyman in Código Bola for his village team, Coffin Copse, however with it being a rather violent past-time, his club Extramarine actively discourage him from taking part.
Defenders
Jowan Cawse - (20) Extramarine - Left Fullback
Like Bosanko has benefitted from being supplemented by the football gene Dickinson-50, one of the job perks at Extramarine. Cawse is now a regular in the Dickinson's dominant league side and it's a wonder he has never been selected for a tournament before. A competitive and deceptively quick full back of intimidating proportions, Cawse also originates from the English westcountry, where he was an apprentice scarecrow before catching pneumonia and coming to Wight via The Lonely Road. Bears an uncanny resemblance to the birds he was supposed to scare, and is a fluent speaker of several Corvid languages and dialects.
Chavaqquq Yaval - (19) FC Berserkr - Right Fullback
Central to the rise of FC Berserkr in the Haphazard Foundation, the diminutive fullback has deservedly won a place in the Under-21 squad for his positional good sense, eye for a pass, and attacking intent. Not the best tackler in the world, commentators often speculate that he would make a better winger than fullback.
M.V.Cabel - (20) Arnold Bedsit Rovers - Centre Half. Full caps: 4 - Captain
Appearing for the first time in a senior squad during World Cup 62, M.V. Cabel impressed at the Under-21s tournament in Port Hawthorne, where the team reached the semi-finals under the guidance of coach Lucifer Jones. Outgoing national manager Brian Clough Resurrected also watched him in the World Cup trials at the Husting Grounds in Wight Spit, where the young internationals were comfortably beaten by the postmen of Wight GPO. Masvidal is said to be a big fan of the giant centre half, who's full name is McGlennacuddie Varifocal Cabel. He is the only son of Scottish opticians.
Izaäk Abel - (20) Four Bit Irregulars - Centre Half
Playing for the team founded by former Wight midfield star Four Bit, the ultimate footballing calculator, Abel has had a schooling in computational football, and plays with a cool and steely determination. He would tell you that 75.333r% of his career passes have been successful, 81.746% of his attempted tackles have been successful, his team averages 53.234% possession when he is playing and he averages 2'33" of ball time per game, approximately. Wired up to the Irregulars networked game engine, he can also take a feed from Four Bit himself if the player is present at a match, enhancing his optimal performance index by roughly 19.878854378218% when compared with his usual non-wired performances.
Reserve
Colan Whetter - (16) Looe Sewage Works - Left Fullback
One of the many 'labrats' born of the widespread cloning system in Old Wight, Colan counts the geneticist and retired timelord Doctor Pertwee-Who as his father, the Silvertown Campus Laboratory of the Miskatonic University as his mother, and the petri dishes of shelf 4a as his extended family. Adopted by the Whetter family and moved to the Broken Islands, he plans to get into the family business of sewery.
Cobus Kingsley - (20) Saracen FC - Right Fullback
One of the country's most promising young defenders who is just beginning to break into the Haphazard Foundation's top flight team Saracen FC, the club owned by master assassin and first lieutenant of Búa, Hassan i Sabbah. Defensively stronger than Chavaqquq Yaval, he is a less finessed fullback and liable to take bookings for red mist incidents. A shoemaker's apprentice back in Wight, he has plans to one day create his own brand of sport shoes and make them the most desirable trainers and boots in the Nation States. He won't even exploit poor, hungry elven children, with their spindly fingers and sad eyes, to take advantage of extremely low manufacture costs.
Climo Coss - (16) Azerbaycan FC - Centre Half
A boy with an eye for an escapade. Plagued with disciplinary issues during his short junior career, relating less to his cheerful temperament and more to his sense of comic timing, coaches often say he would be a world class prospect if only he would take the game at least half-seriously. It is unlikely. Climo is a 'labrat' of the Ely Fen Genetics College in Miskatonia, adopted by Cuthbert & Clarys Coss and brought to the Broken Islands.
Barlow Todd - (21) AFC Portsmouth - Centre Half
Appeared in the Port Hawthorne Invitational tournament. A reliable and unfussy defender, who now lives in AO-Wight after coming down the Back Road on Old Shakerssen the Audioslav Remover's van. In fact he got on so well with the Remover that he now works for Shakerssen, navigating the route between the reality of Nation States and surreality of Old Wight in the Uncertain Dimensions with special deliveries, and stopping along the way to feed the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. That beast the Holy Empire unleashed on Wight has now been tamed by the ants that live in the Inbetween where the Back Road wends.
Midfielders
Duffy Oscar - (19) Arnold Bedsit Rovers - Left Midfielder
A surprise inclusion in the Port Hawthorne friendly squad, Oscar has gone on to feature as a regular for unlikely football powerhouse (in Wight) of Arnold Bedsit Rovers, and is rewarded with a starting place in the first official Under-21 squad. An apprentice piano tuner back home in Arnold, an almost dead and very rarely used art, meaning he probably earns less from this than he does in expenses for his football. Nicknamed 'paper boy' for one of several other jobs he does to make up his income, and counts himself lucky he's not nicknamed 'bowling alley pinsetter', 'manual nut picker', or 'saturday ornatrix'.
Zachary Fosse-Gordon - (21) AFC Portsmouth - Right Midfielder. Full caps: 2
Another of the Port Hawthorne boys, and one of the younger players to win a full cap in the AOCAF-37 campaign, Fosse-Gordon is one of the prodigious talents from the AFC Portsmouth academy, which has been tested to the limit in recent years as financial mismanagement has forced them to sell of every senior player registered at the club. All that's left are the amateurs and the kids. When not earning money he's never going to receive for Pompey, Fosse-Gordon is a trainee Light Bender for the Wight Neon Company.
Piran MacKenzie - (19) Eastal Lunar FC (Vilita) - Defensive Central Midfielder. Full caps: 4
Like M.V. Cabel, he appeared for the first time in a senior squad at World Cup 62, having impressed during the Under-21s tournament in Port Hawthorne, where the team reached the semi-finals under the guidance of coach Lucifer Jones. Former AFC Portsmouth trainee McKenzie impressed enough during his first major tournament to win a professional contract in Vilita and become the first Wightling, other than non-native Masvidal, to turn professional, and to play abroad. He has divided opinion in Wight with this move, where many hold to the high ideals of amateurism, and find this an insult to sporting purity, while others argue the nation should be proud of it's first football export. At Portsmouth they are just grateful for the undisclosed but allegedly 'substantial' transfer fee.
Ia Rodda - (20) Haitiëns - Attacking Central Midfielder
Making his debut in a national squad, many feel not before time. The rough-and-tough attacking midfielder struck up an excellent partnership at his club with rough-and-tough striker Masvidal, who was very much his technical mentor. This means Rodda, a tall, quick and solid pugilist, combines a decent reserve of skill with a considerable physical presence which he is happy to put about a bit on the field of play. The Fearless Red, they call him, on account of his dazzling mop of orange-red hair. And his fearlessness.
Reserve
Argon Skewes - (16) Ouistreham Rouge - Left Midfielder - Vice Captain
Harking orginally from Myddle, a hamlet of West Mercia, where in the middle ages he caught the rat pox and died, along with two other brothers and a sister. In Old Wight he lived for a time in the Black Engine Orphanage, before being adopted by Aschylus Skewes and Donna Maw. They came to the broken islands during the Great Remove. Argon has a footballing younger brother Rumon, as well as their adopted brother Ludo Negus, another of the Skewes clan. All three play for the Rouge.
Maderus Gurvey - (16) Arnold Bedsit Rovers - Right Midfielder
A prodigy of political philosophy, is already in the employ of President Dictablanda Jean Baptiste, and wants nothing more than one day to be the next unelected dictator of Wight. A natural leader, and bossy, he was in contention for the captain's armband but probably missed out as he doesn't suffer fools gladly. Which wouldn't be a good thing for Climo Coss. Plays on the right wing, and thinks on the left.
Jett Snyder - (16) Iskander Turkish Memorial - Defensive Central Midfielder
Son of the famous buccaneer Jordan de Marisco of Lundy, he was aboard Marisco's coastal-raiding corvette the Bristol Rover lost off the Brittany coast, aged only 8. Jett was being groomed by his father to be the "moste fearesoemest of all ye brigands of the Brystol Channel and the Eirish Seas" according to accounts at the time, but came to Wight a damp and scrawny thing. After hundreds of years, he was still a dripping wet and plaintive child, until he moved to new Wight, where he dried off, grew up, and plans to make an honest living in the Wightfishery.
Ruel St. Vincent - (20) Lucifero - Central Midfielder
Featured in the Port Hawthorne squad, St. Vincent lives on the Dante Archipelago where he earns a living as a landscape gardener's assistant. He is also a gig rower of some considerable reputation for The Insula Evangelizo Gig, which I need not tell you has been the best gig crew for as long as anyone can remember. His club were relegated to the second tier of the Broken Islands Association last season, after an abysmal showing, so it's a surprise to se St. Vincent called up.
Forwards
Arnaud van Buggenum - (21) Dada FC - Vice Captain. Full caps: 4 + 1 goal
Once considered a young starlet of the national squad, making four appearances and scoring once before a loss of form saw him fall out of contention. He's now on his way back with this appearance in the Under-21 squad where he is expected to lead the line. Of Dutch origin, van Buggenum came to Wight via the Blockade of Amsterdam, and the rather unpredictable youngster was snapped up by the surrealists of Dada FC. The team from Icke City have consistently outperformed expectations by being impossible to predict or understand. Made up of some of the early surrealists and their disciples, they play with style and baffling tactics, quite often just make a mockery of the game and their opposition.
Louis Moran - (19) Arnold Bedsit Rovers
A reserve in the Port Hawthorne squad, Moran gets a promotion to starter for this competition after a good season for his championship winning club, the Bedsit Rovers, who almost pulled off the huge shock of winning the Senior Championships - the combined post-season league of all Wightling football's elite clubs and decider of the National title. In the end the 'Sitters came second, but with Moran leading the line it was always a good bet he would get the call to partner van Buggenum up front in the di Bradini Cup.
Reserves
Vuron Old - (16) Le Tissier Penal Colony
Unfortunately for Vuron, his father is a resident warder at the bleak penal colony, which pretty much makes Vuron a prisoner there. Not one to dwell on his misfortune, he is a founder of the junior football team on the prison colony island and manager of it. He is also the only player, since most are agreed that Le Tissier is no place to bring up a child. He will enjoy a trip abroad for a change of scenery. Being a boy of such self-motivational skills, he's a natural leader and one day hopes to sport the captain's armband for his country.
Manalaus Carne - (16) AFC Portsmouth
Something of a late developer, Manalaus has only just signed for troubled AFC Portsmouth, where he is considered a raw and unrefined talent with huge potential. He is another 'labrat', from the Silvertown Campus Laboratory of the Miskatonic University. Much to the delight of national manager the warhorse Masvidal, he is of the more physical breed of strikers, the type who intimidate the hardest of centre halves.
RP Permissions & Other Notes
All is permitted; do anything, absolutely anything, within and without reason, there are no rules whatsoever. Interesting collaborations always welcome, by TG or just by shouting out ICly and laying down a challenge (but TG is better to ensure I see it). Amusement is the name of the game.I Give My Opponent Permission To:
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A note on Old Wight and new Wight: As described in AOCAF 36, and the preceding Cup of Harmony 52, Búa King of Uncertain Dimensions wished to have a copy of his Wight in Enness, and he selected Atlantian Oceania for reasons which remain opaque. In the Great Remove, as the story was called, the great storyteller and weaver of universes Ronny Tolkien was commissioned to sing the copy into existence, but as he was singing, a discordant note was struck up by Malcolm MacLaren, and the resulting mess was the Wight Catastrophe, in which the island appeared suddenly in a storm of volcanoes, earthquakes and tsunamis in the place where the Köselî landmass had stood. Today, the broken islands of new Wight are full of generally normal humans (with the odd clone and a few anthropomorphic pigs) while the more metaphysical beings have withdrawn back into Old Wight, which is a pungent kind of nirvana.
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For any background on Wight, please feel free to TG me, or check the slowly developing factbook, especially with questions regarding the reality or otherwise of the nation. A more sports related summary of how things are in the Wightling nation can be mined from the Sporting Journal
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