Personification Life

[Dabfia]

I thought we had to find Shea and get answers then blow it up.

"That's why we are here? Anyway, you're right." *Throws a pack of C4 on the ceiling* "If there is anyway, it's up."

True but i don't need explosives to get through the floor *jumps through the ceiling without making a hole*
Magic...just kidding.

[Germanic Templars]

"That's why we are here? Anyway, you're right." *Throws a pack of C4 on the ceiling* "If there is anyway, it's up."

True but i don't need explosives to get through the floor *jumps through the ceiling without making a hole*
Magic...just kidding.

"Well kid, i'm not you." *Walks 5 ft away from C4* "CLEAR!" *boom* "Now that kid, was magic." *Jumps through hole*

[Monfrox]

Bones smiled beneath his mask.

"Would you like me to demonstrate why it would be a bad idea for you to not listen?"

"You shall demonstrate nothing to me you foolish mortal!" said Belphegor, shaking one of his little fists. "You understand not the complexity of the demon you toy with! I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins! I was thrown from Heaven itself and forced to squander, yet now thrive! I witnessed the creation of Hell itself! I am, and forever shall be-"

"Is he being a dumbass again?" said Asmodeus, who was standing there a chewing a waffle nonchalantly.

"THREEEEE!" The Demon said, her eye twitching as yet another one of her limbs sprouted from her back. She stepped towards Belphegor.

[Dabfia]

True but i don't need explosives to get through the floor *jumps through the ceiling without making a hole*
Magic...just kidding.

"Well kid, i'm not you." *Walks 5 ft away from C4* "CLEAR!" *boom* "Now that kid, was magic." *Jumps through hole*

i don't even know how i can jump through ceilings/Walk through walls either. Alright i think i hear gunfire from down the hall.

[Giovenith]

A robot quickly flew over and ripped the bar away from Tsuyoi. It seemed to be a smart one too, because it soon asked in a beeping voice. "Dost thou wish to see Lord Beelzebub?"

"These waffles ARE good Bran, but alas, I must do SOMETHING," said Asmodeus, pocketing the waffle he had. "Hey! Hey, hey Belphegor! ... Stop it!"

"YOU CAN GO TAKE *censored* AND SHOVE IT UP *censoredcensoredcensored* WHILE *censoredensored* AND*censored* *censoredcensored* *censored* *censoredcensoredcensoredcensored* AS YOU SUCK CYANIDE FROM A STRAW, ASMODEUS!" snapped Belphegor.

Asmodeus dropped his waffle with widened eyes.

One orphan started crying upon hearing the barrage.

[Bone Fort]

"Can I kill him? Would anyone mind? Any objections? Anyone?"

[Germanic Templars]

"Well kid, i'm not you." *Walks 5 ft away from C4* "CLEAR!" *boom* "Now that kid, was magic." *Jumps through hole*

i don't even know how i can jump through ceilings/Walk through walls either. Alright i think i hear gunfire from down the hall.

"Lets lock and load."

[Dabfia]

i don't even know how i can jump through ceilings/Walk through walls either. Alright i think i hear gunfire from down the hall.

"Lets lock and load."

*Pulls out a machine gun and 5 grenades*
Way ahead of you.

[Monfrox]

A robot quickly flew over and ripped the bar away from Tsuyoi. It seemed to be a smart one too, because it soon asked in a beeping voice. "Dost thou wish to see Lord Beelzebub?"

"These waffles ARE good Bran, but alas, I must do SOMETHING," said Asmodeus, pocketing the waffle he had. "Hey! Hey, hey Belphegor! ... Stop it!"

"YOU CAN GO TAKE *censored* AND SHOVE IT UP *censoredcensoredcensored* WHILE *censoredensored* AND*censored* *censoredcensored* *censored* *censoredcensoredcensoredcensored* AS YOU SUCK CYANIDE FROM A STRAW, ASMODEUS!" snapped Belphegor.

Asmodeus dropped his waffle with widened eyes.

One orphan started crying upon hearing the barrage.

The Demon was not right in front of Belphegor, towering over him with a sadistic smile. "Four..." She said as the last limb sprouted out from her back. The enclosed around him as her black tentacles grew out as well. They whipped and writhed around her back.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

A robot quickly flew over and ripped the bar away from Tsuyoi. It seemed to be a smart one too, because it soon asked in a beeping voice. "Dost thou wish to see Lord Beelzebub?"

"These waffles ARE good Bran, but alas, I must do SOMETHING," said Asmodeus, pocketing the waffle he had. "Hey! Hey, hey Belphegor! ... Stop it!"

"YOU CAN GO TAKE *censored* AND SHOVE IT UP *censoredcensoredcensored* WHILE *censoredensored* AND*censored* *censoredcensored* *censored* *censoredcensoredcensoredcensored* AS YOU SUCK CYANIDE FROM A STRAW, ASMODEUS!" snapped Belphegor.

Asmodeus dropped his waffle with widened eyes.

One orphan started crying upon hearing the barrage.

i would like to meet beelzebub again,He's awesome and also i wanted him to sign something.
"looks at demon monfrox"
HOLY SHIT! IM SO SCARED NOW!

[Germanic Templars]

"Lets lock and load."

*Pulls out a machine gun and 5 grenades*
Way ahead of you.

"Lead the way little one. Though be careful, we might get ambushed." *Picks up two assault rifles*

[Bone Fort]

Bones turned to Tsuyoi.

"Brave Sir Robin, why hasn't thou slain the beast?"

[Dabfia]

*Pulls out a machine gun and 5 grenades*
Way ahead of you.

"Lead the way little one. Though be careful, we might get ambushed." *Picks up two assault rifles*

*Runs down the hall not listening*
*See's a nano soldier shooting at the closet door*
Dammit a nano soldier. *Shoots him in the head and the bullet bounces off*
Dammit an upgraded nano soldier!

[Germanic Templars]

"Lead the way little one. Though be careful, we might get ambushed." *Picks up two assault rifles*

*Runs down the hall not listening*
*See's a nano soldier shooting at the closet door*
Dammit a nano soldier. *Shoots him in the head and the bullet bounces off*
Dammit an upgraded nano soldier!

"Stand aside little one."

*Walks over two to nano soldiers, picks them up by their heads and crushes their skulls*

"Now then, who else wants some?"

[Giovenith]

Asmodus physically picked up Belphegor like a child.

"Hey, put me down!" said Belphegor.

"Bel, just put away the labor camp and everything will be fine."

"Did you hear what I told you before?!"

"Indeed I did, and for your information, I've already done it."

"You're sick!!"

The lust demon held the sloth demons up to a number pad on the barbed fence.

"Enter the code."

"NO!"

"This way, ma'am." said the robot to Tsuyoi.

[Dabfia]

*Runs down the hall not listening*
*See's a nano soldier shooting at the closet door*
Dammit a nano soldier. *Shoots him in the head and the bullet bounces off*
Dammit an upgraded nano soldier!

"Stand aside little one."

*Walks over two to nano soldiers, picks them up by their heads and crushes their skulls*

"Now then, who else wants some?"

*400 higher mercs run out with rail drivers and start shooting armor peircing explosive nail rounds at thriller while dab runs into a nearby room*

[Germanic Templars]

"Stand aside little one."

*Walks over two to nano soldiers, picks them up by their heads and crushes their skulls*

"Now then, who else wants some?"

*400 higher mercs run out with rail drivers and start shooting armor peircing explosive nail rounds at thriller while dab runs into a nearby room*

"gah, shit! M.A.I: Shields up!"
shields online.
"Now you are in for it."

*Throws a small pack of C4 into the crowd, landing on a merc's head* "pull!" *Click* *boom*

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Bones turned to Tsuyoi.

"Brave Sir Robin, why hasn't thou slain the beast?"

what did you call me and what are you talking about?

[Western Borderlands]

drake looked at the lamb chops for a second...then he heard a beeping noise

"dafuq?"

"bomb!"

"oh shit"

drake ran out of his room...

"heh i guess there was no b-"

*BOOM*

[Dabfia]

*400 higher mercs run out with rail drivers and start shooting armor peircing explosive nail rounds at thriller while dab runs into a nearby room*

"gah, shit! M.A.I: Shields up!"
shields online.
"Now you are in for it."

*Throws a small pack of C4 into the crowd, landing on a merc's head* "pull!" *Click* *boom*

*90 mercs died from that*
*Dab runs back out with a fusion rocket and fires a mini nuke round at the crowd killing the rest*
And thats how it done.

[Germanic Templars]

"gah, shit! M.A.I: Shields up!"
shields online.
"Now you are in for it."

*Throws a small pack of C4 into the crowd, landing on a merc's head* "pull!" *Click* *boom*

*90 mercs died from that*
*Dab runs back out with a fusion rocket and fires a mini nuke round at the crowd killing the rest*
And that's how it done.

"Oh shut it, i'm using on what I scavenged off the dead. Now let's get a move on before more of those damn mercs show up."

[Dabfia]

*90 mercs died from that*
*Dab runs back out with a fusion rocket and fires a mini nuke round at the crowd killing the rest*
And that's how it done.

"Oh shut it, i'm using on what I scavenged off the dead. Now let's get a move on before more of those damn mercs show up."

Fine.
*Shea runs out of the closet the nano soldiers were shooting at*
Damn Nano soldiers.

[Monfrox]

Asmodus physically picked up Belphegor like a child.

"Hey, put me down!" said Belphegor.

"Bel, just put away the labor camp and everything will be fine."

"Did you hear what I told you before?!"

"Indeed I did, and for your information, I've already done it."

"You're sick!!"

The lust demon held the sloth demons up to a number pad on the barbed fence.

"Enter the code."

"NO!"

"This way, ma'am." said the robot to Tsuyoi.

The Demon held her limbs up to Belphegor's neck. "Enter the code like he says." She purred evilly.

[The BranRiech]

"Alone, again" *sigh* Bran sat up and walked along the walls of the makeshift camp. He heard some people yelling and fighting on the other side, but he also heard people suffering on the inside. Bran grabbed the last tray of Waffles and tossed them over the walls, he then wished them good fortune in Branriech-Russian and continued on his way . . .

[Giovenith]

Asmodus physically picked up Belphegor like a child.

"Hey, put me down!" said Belphegor.

"Bel, just put away the labor camp and everything will be fine."

"Did you hear what I told you before?!"

"Indeed I did, and for your information, I've already done it."

"You're sick!!"

The lust demon held the sloth demons up to a number pad on the barbed fence.

"Enter the code."

"NO!"

"This way, ma'am." said the robot to Tsuyoi.

The Demon held her limbs up to Belphegor's neck. "Enter the code like he says." She purred evilly.

"N. O. NO!"

"Do it or I'll rape you in your sleep!"

"Alone, again" *sigh* Bran sat up and walked along the walls of the makeshift camp. He heard some people yelling and fighting on the other side, but he also heard people suffering on the inside. Bran grabbed the last tray of Waffles and tossed them over the walls, he then wished them good fortune in Branriech-Russian and continued on his way . . .

"You," said Beelzebub, materializing behind Bran.