How much do you love Jesus?

[Kadagai]

About as much as I love your spelling.....Not a whole lot...

i cant spel cuz im dislexic dont make fun of me

My dyslexic instructor was a better speller than me, so that's no excuse.

[Ruffy the Moderator]

Cast down this false Ruffy from amongst you! He will only lead you into unartsy, normal behavior!

false ruffy? im da only ruffy

[Maurepas]

About as much as I love your spelling.....Not a whole lot...

i cant spel cuz im dislexic dont make fun of me

Im not sure I really believe you

especially considering that there is another Ruffy around here, and a parody like this wouldnt necessarily be out of character,

[Delator]

Almost as much as I love Buddha, Zeus, and the FSM.

they r not real only jesus is da tru son of god n ur gods r fake

Considering you're nothing but a figment of my imagination, I think I'm the better judge of who is and is not real.

[Techno-Soviet]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

[Brogavia]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

My bet is Ruffy.

[Ruffy the Moderator]

Or are we here to bring you salvation?

i luv jesus so i alrady have salvation

[The Alma Mater]

i luv jesus so much, but da question is, how much do nationstates luv jesus?

So much I even made this album for him:
Faith +1

[Ravea]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

My bet is Ruffy.

Obviously, but might as well play the game.

Jesus was a man. A very wise, knowledgeable man, who had no powers of flight, bread multiplication, or zombism.

Said some cool stuff, though.

[Brogavia]

Or are we here to bring you salvation?

i luv jesus so i alrady have salvation

Are you sure? How do you know that Satan isn't God, and God isn't Satan, and that the Anti-christ will be the real saviour, while Jessus was here to damn all of us?

[Ruffy the Moderator]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

wuts a puppet?

[Kadagai]

Or are we here to bring you salvation?

i luv jesus so i alrady have salvation

Come now. If you are a puppet we've called you on it, so there's no need to pull any more shenanigans. Come on out with your hands up.

[The Alma Mater]

Or are we here to bring you salvation?

i luv jesus so i alrady have salvation

"Get down on your knees, start pleasing Jesus, feel his salvation all over your face" ?

[Ruffy the Moderator]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

My bet is Ruffy.

im ruffy but im no a puppet im me

[Ravea]

What force on Earth guarantees the sanity of your God?

[Kadagai]

Or are we here to bring you salvation?

i luv jesus so i alrady have salvation

Are you sure? How do you know that Satan isn't God, and God isn't Satan, and that the Anti-christ will be the real saviour, while Jessus was here to damn all of us?

Well, because Jesus told us so! That's why!

[Techno-Soviet]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

wuts a puppet?

Sifl and Ollie.

[Kadagai]

What force on Earth guarantees the sanity of your God?

Who says God has to be sane?

[Maurepas]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

My bet is Ruffy.

Obviously, but might as well play the game.

Jesus was a man. A very wise, knowledgeable man, who had no powers of flight, bread multiplication, or zombism.

Said some cool stuff, though.

He was still pretty magical though:

[Brogavia]

Okay seriously now, whose puppet is this?

wuts a puppet?

The tube sock with the face on it that the priest wanted you do choke.

[Ravea]

What force on Earth guarantees the sanity of your God?

Who says God has to be sane?

Well, I'd rather not have a completely bazonkers deity running around. Although judging by the floods and turning people into pillars of spice, I'd say God was/is a bit loopy.

[Kadagai]

What force on Earth guarantees the sanity of your God?

Who says God has to be sane?

Well, I'd rather not have a completely bazonkers deity running around. Although judging by the floods and turning people into pillars of spice, I'd say God was/is a bit loopy.

Well, it's not up to you is it?

[Maurepas]

What force on Earth guarantees the sanity of your God?

Who says God has to be sane?

Well, I'd rather not have a completely bazonkers deity running around. Although judging by the floods and turning people into pillars of spice, I'd say God was/is a bit loopy.

Idk, batshit crazy isnt that bad...

[Ravea]

Who says God has to be sane?

Well, I'd rather not have a completely bazonkers deity running around. Although judging by the floods and turning people into pillars of spice, I'd say God was/is a bit loopy.

Well, it's not up to you is it?

No sense in listening to a crazy guy, even if it is a God.

[Brogavia]

Well, I'd rather not have a completely bazonkers deity running around. Although judging by the floods and turning people into pillars of spice, I'd say God was/is a bit loopy.

Well, it's not up to you is it? [/quote]

Or is it?