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Postby Pope Joan » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:37 am

Awwww!

So what if they pee on your clothing?

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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:44 am

AWWWW Super CUTE!

I wonder what would happen if I try that on Amelia.

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Postby SaintB » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:52 am

Its a kitten doing what kittens do... Yeah its cute but seriously this is way out of proportion.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:58 am

Tunizcha wrote:I want a cat. >:(

Dogs are better. 8)
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Postby H N Fiddlebottoms VIII » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:04 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Tech-gnosis wrote:
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Neasmyrna wrote:Exactly... except cats are WAY cuter than dogs...


Blasphemy!

Heretic.


Infidel.

Dogs are just so subservient. They have masters, whereas cats have staff. I will, however, that puppies can be cute.

The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.
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Postby UnhealthyTruthseeker » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:26 am

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A little homework for you!

What part of L(f(t)) = Int(exp(-s*t)*f(t),t,0,inf) don't you understand?

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Postby Maurepas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:49 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Tunizcha wrote:I want a cat. >:(

Dogs are better. 8)

I actually own both...I find cats to be more interesting, but, dogs actually care about you...

Tough call really...

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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:52 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.

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Postby Maurepas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:57 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.

Thats why cats and humans tend to get along so well...We're exactly alike, :lol2:

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Postby ChengISao » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:59 am

Awww...AAAAchOOOOOO! :blush:
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Postby Melkor Unchained » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:34 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.

I've generally found that dogs are slightly smarter, but the cat I have at the moment seems to be an unusually canny feline. He used to be a stray so we let him outside a lot, and he shows his appreciation for not having been de-clawed by only sharpening his claws on bare wood (e.g. "stuff we don't give a shit about the appearance of"), which is pretty cool. He's demonstrated a sound spatial understanding of our house; he knows which windows lead into which rooms, and where to go if he wants in but doesn't get an answer at the front window or door. We have a tree next to the house up which he climbs to get back in (and down to go out) late at night, since he knows I'm usually still near my bedroom window until 2 or 3 am. I wouldn't be impressed with this kind of behavior from a dog, but most cats I've known have had fairly horrible spatial skills.

Oh, and he's goddamn enormous. [float=right]Image[/float] That's a lighter under his belly for scale; his head is probably larger than your fist. He's not fat, but he's fairly heavy. I sometimes call him Überkatze.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:37 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.


The cats are so smart they have fooled into thinking they're dumb.
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Postby Rhodmhire » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:43 am

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I support the reign of Attila the Fluff, may he prosper in his glorious plunderings.
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:50 am

Rhodmhire wrote:
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I support the reign of Attila the Fluff, may he prosper in his glorious plunderings.

I wonder if we can apply that to NNT.
:p
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Postby Minnas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:48 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Rhodmhire wrote:
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I support the reign of Attila the Fluff, may he prosper in his glorious plunderings.

I wonder if we can apply that to NNT.
:p


Cats are far too cute to compare them to the person you're suggesting. Puh-lease. :roll:
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Postby Maurepas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:50 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:
Rhodmhire wrote:
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I support the reign of Attila the Fluff, may he prosper in his glorious plunderings.

I wonder if we can apply that to NNT.
:p

Just replace "inanity" with "Flirty" and probably, :lol:

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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:55 pm

Minnas wrote:Cats are far too cute to compare them to the person you're suggesting. Puh-lease. :roll:

Have you really nothing better to do than to wander the forums looking for the words 'Nanatsu No Tsuki' or abbreviations thereof?
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Postby Maurepas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:03 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Minnas wrote:Cats are far too cute to compare them to the person you're suggesting. Puh-lease. :roll:

Have you really nothing better to do than to wander the forums looking for the words 'Nanatsu No Tsuki' or abbreviations thereof?

I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone? :eyebrow:

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Postby Zeppy » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:04 pm

Maurepas wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:
Minnas wrote:Cats are far too cute to compare them to the person you're suggesting. Puh-lease. :roll:

Have you really nothing better to do than to wander the forums looking for the words 'Nanatsu No Tsuki' or abbreviations thereof?

I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone? :eyebrow:

Maurepas: You are the next victim. :blink:
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:04 pm

Maurepas wrote:I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone? :eyebrow:

Minnas will complain about Nanatsu's memory, or something equally trivial.
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Postby Zeppy » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:05 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Maurepas wrote:I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone? :eyebrow:

Minnas will complain about Nanatsu's memory, or something equally trivial.

Her fan club, I believe. And the leader being Buffy. :unsure:

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:07 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:
Maurepas wrote:I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone? :eyebrow:

Minnas will complain about Nanatsu's memory, or something equally trivial.

Her fan club, I believe. And the leader being Buffy. :unsure:

We don't have a very nice history, she and I.
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Postby Aririn » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:09 pm

Attila the Fluff... I'm liking that. If I get a dog, I'm calling him Ghenghis the Can-ine. :p
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Postby Rhodmhire » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:09 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:'Nanatsu No Tsuki'


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Postby Rhodmhire » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:10 pm

Aririn wrote:Attila the Fluff... I'm liking that. If I get a dog, I'm calling him Ghenghis the Can-ine. :p


I'm going to miss you. :(

And be careful how you name him, the last thing we need is another Cats vs. Dogs war.
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