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by SaintB » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:52 am

by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:58 am
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by H N Fiddlebottoms VIII » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:04 am


by Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:52 am
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.

by Maurepas » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:57 am
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.

by ChengISao » Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:59 am


by Melkor Unchained » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:34 am
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.
[/float] That's a lighter under his belly for scale; his head is probably larger than your fist. He's not fat, but he's fairly heavy. I sometimes call him Überkatze.
by EvilDarkMagicians » Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:37 am
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:The big difference is that a cat thinks it is smart, whereas a dog knows it is just barely capable of functioning with constant supervision. So cats think they're being clever when they hide behind a transparent lamp (they aren't), imagine that they can outrun a car across the street (they can't), believe they can survive in the wild if they run away (they probably won't).
Cats are like angsty children, whereas dogs are like Forrest Gump. They're both stupid, but the dog knows it, admits it, and becomes endearing and helpful because of it's self-awareness. The cat will continuously think it's the smarter than you, even after repeatedly having been proven wrong.


by Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:50 am
Rhodmhire wrote:
I support the reign of Attila the Fluff, may he prosper in his glorious plunderings.


by Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:55 pm
Minnas wrote:Cats are far too cute to compare them to the person you're suggesting. Puh-lease.

by Conserative Morality » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:04 pm
Maurepas wrote:I wonder what'll happen if she actually stays gone?

by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:07 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Rhodmhire » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:10 pm
Aririn wrote:Attila the Fluff... I'm liking that. If I get a dog, I'm calling him Ghenghis the Can-ine.
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