Stupid things that you believed as a kid?

[Jewcrew]

I thought that if you planted a stick in the ground, you could grow a strawberry bush.

[Luziyca]

I thought that if you planted a stick in the ground, you could grow a strawberry bush.

Well, I used to think that if I plant a stick, or a twig that falls out of a branch, it becomes a tree.

[Katyuscha]

I thought that if you planted a stick in the ground, you could grow a strawberry bush.

Well, I used to think that if I plant a stick, or a twig that falls out of a branch, it becomes a tree.

I used to think that trees were sentient beings that would kill you if you pissed them off enough.

[Vakolic]

I used to believe that if I ever accidentally got a mark on a book in elementary school, government police would burst into my home and take me to prison where I'd get yelled at by the president and lo ked up for the rest of my life.

Wellcome to the democratic peoples republic of korea.

[Imota]

I used to believe that soldiers were paid with food stamps in lieu of actual money (I misunderstood what my dad said about low ranking soldiers often making so little money that they qualified for food stamps).

[Vakolic]

I thought that if you planted a stick in the ground, you could grow a strawberry bush.

Well, I used to think that if I plant a stick, or a twig that falls out of a branch, it becomes a tree.

Same...I used to go through this ritual of throwing my old grapes on my Grandma's lawn, hoping that they would grow into something. I was really annoyed when I learnt that they were seedless grapes. We baught grapes with seeds in once...I did the same, and I got a grapevine. Turns out that Grandma had just gone and planted the seeds, but, being 8, I was really proud of myself.

[Cruciland]

I believed that being gay was wrong. To be fair on me, I was, like, 10 when I thought that, and I had barely been informed of what it meant, after it having been used for the previous three years as an insult.

I didn't know that republicans started so young...

Jormengand isn't a Republican. Just look at him.

[Coccygia]

That I was smart...

[Wazkyraque]

I'd used to think inanimate objects were living things I just couldn't understand, and I'd cry or feel bad for them if they were damaged or broken, even if it was in a movie.

[Vakolic]

I'd used to think inanimate objects were living things I just couldn't understand, and I'd cry or feel bad for them if they were damaged or broken, even if it was in a movie.

I pretended I believed that with someone once...I'd get really annoyed and parent-like for 'knocking over mr. chair without saying sorry.'

[Xeng He]

--I used to believe that women didn't have physical attraction like men did, but that it was all on an emotional level.
--I used to believe that homosexuality didn't exist, since sex was a physical thing.

[Xeng He]

--I used to believe that women didn't have physical attraction like men did, but that it was all on an emotional level.
--I used to believe that homosexuality didn't exist, since sex was a physical thing.

[Charlie Harper]

Jesus "Santa Claus" Christ

[Artanili Datium]

That Homosexuals were out to rape me.

Yes, I was that brainwashed.

[Faolinn]

That the government could actually be an altruistic force for good if the right people were in power, that capitalism was the best system, that nationalism was a good idea, and that cursing was so much worse than it really is.

[Charlie Harper]

That the government could actually be an altruistic force for good if the right people were in power, that capitalism was the best system, that nationalism was a good idea, and that cursing was so much worse than it really is.

Did you also put money in the jar whenever you lied, cursed or being a prick generally? I sympathize you.

[Greed and Death]

You have to believe the small lies as a kid in order to believe the big lies like truth and justice as an adult.

[Fartsniffage]

You have to believe the small lies as a kid in order to believe the big lies like truth and justice as an adult.

DEATH?

[Tyconna]

Two words

Santa Clause

[Charlie Harper]

DEATH?

Is there such thing?

[Edward Richtofen]

God

[Grand Britannia]

The Government.

[Vanessaville]

My step-grandmother convinced my mother that there was a hole in the back of their television set through which the actors and singers and dancers entered and exited the living room. They were all about two foot tall or smaller, naturally. cute little gnome actors...

[Genesis Era]

That I was one in a thousand and an unique individual.

[Viet Trung]

Liberal democracy