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by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:16 pm

Time to rock the Roman boat

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:18 pm

The Grand Network wrote:Time to rock the Roman boat

Not before My 2 Legions rock the German,Gallic, and Iberian Boats

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:22 pm

First Valerian Empire wrote:
The Grand Network wrote:Time to rock the Roman boat

Not before My 2 Legions rock the German,Gallic, and Iberian Boats

How many men is 2 Legions?

by **Runfin** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:22 pm

I think i'm going to make Tiberius sneak off from the main attack on Italy, and go off and attack the Balearic island.

Fuck Carthage

by **Len Hyet** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:03 pm

The Grand Network wrote:
First Valerian Empire wrote:Not before My 2 Legions rock the German,Gallic, and Iberian Boats

How many men is 2 Legions?

Approximately 10,000

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:26 pm

Len Hyet wrote:
The Grand Network wrote:
How many men is 2 Legions?

Approximately 10,000

9,000-12,000

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:35 pm

lol Die Ich there aren't any Vikings yet and my people are Gauls not Germans, but it's all just technicalities I suppose

First Valerian Empire wrote:
Len Hyet wrote:
Approximately 10,000

9,000-12,000

And they'll be slaughtered

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:38 pm

The Grand Network wrote:lol Die Ich there aren't any Vikings yet and my people are Gauls not Germans, but it's all just technicalities I suppose

First Valerian Empire wrote:9,000-12,000

And they'll be slaughtered

If you say so, I think the Gallic numbers have taken quite a hit since, they were forced off their land and forced to fight with the germans for theirs.

by **Die Ich** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:04 pm

lol Die Ich there aren't any Vikings yet and my people are Gauls not Germans, but it's all just technicalities I suppose

Whoops, I feel ashamed of myself. I thought there might be early Viking tribes up in the north along with some local trading ships or something. I knew the famous age of the Vikings wasn't until 1000AD. I am really sorry about mis-labeling your guys though. I badly need to keep track of my shtuffs. Thanks for reading my shtuffs and keeping me honest though. I hope you enjoy how sociopathic my guy is though. I haven't yet begun to backstab! mwhahahaha.

I just looked up the Vikings. All they had at the time was a kayak. Whoops again. I guess I hired German boaters who claim to go to Britain. Oh well.

Edit: Oh ya, good move on your part Valerian Empire. Now you don't have to buy my food. Now, I need to figure out how to make you buy something other than food from me... I suppose the Germans aren't exactly brimming with food themselves though. Either way, you got wine and hoes.

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:05 pm

Titus Norbanus is an ambitious little roman isn't he?

by **Die Ich** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:09 pm

Ya he is ambitious. Since he is fighting Germans he might want to study up on his "Gladiator" movie, lol.

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:12 pm

Die Ich wrote:Ya he is ambitious. Since he is fighting Germans he might want to study up on his "Gladiator" movie, lol.

Yes, But I'm pretty sure that some Gallic or Germanic Tribe is gonna want to capitalize on the inevitable defeat of the Barbarians and want to be citizens and are willing to serve in his army.

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:20 pm

First Valerian Empire wrote:
The Grand Network wrote:lol Die Ich there aren't any Vikings yet and my people are Gauls not Germans, but it's all just technicalities I suppose

And they'll be slaughtered

If you say so, I think the Gallic numbers have taken quite a hit since, they were forced off their land and forced to fight with the germans for theirs.

Moved off of their land? I was assuming the Romans just kind of subjugated the Gauls and ruled them as non-citizens. Either way, I'll still have a numbers advantage.

Die Ich wrote:
lol Die Ich there aren't any Vikings yet and my people are Gauls not Germans, but it's all just technicalities I suppose

Whoops, I feel ashamed of myself. I thought there might be early Viking tribes up in the north along with some local trading ships or something. I knew the famous age of the Vikings wasn't until 1000AD. I am really sorry about mis-labeling your guys though. I badly need to keep track of my shtuffs. Thanks for reading my shtuffs and keeping me honest though. I hope you enjoy how sociopathic my guy is though. I haven't yet begun to backstab! mwhahahaha.

I just looked up the Vikings. All they had at the time was a kayak. Whoops again. I guess I hired German boaters who claim to go to Britain. Oh well.

Edit: Oh ya, good move on your part Valerian Empire. Now you don't have to buy my food. Now, I need to figure out how to make you buy something other than food from me... I suppose the Germans aren't exactly brimming with food themselves though. Either way, you got wine and hoes.

COME AT MEH BRO

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:23 pm

lol Valerian, Norbanus is afraid to fight some Gauls and Iberians in Spain, so to get ready he goes to fight the only people worse than Gauls xD

by **Boriem** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:25 pm

The Grand Network wrote:lol Valerian, Norbanus is afraid to fight some Gauls and Iberians in Spain, so to get ready he goes to fight the only people worse than Gauls xD

Let's not forget "Conrad"!

Que overly excessive sparkles popular with the ladies.

Has anyone read "My immortal"? If not, I urge you to. That fanfiction will change the way you think about the human race.

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:25 pm

The Grand Network wrote:lol Valerian, Norbanus is afraid to fight some Gauls and Iberians in Spain, so to get ready he goes to fight the only people worse than Gauls xD

Afraid? Why would he take 2 green Legions into a Savage place like Iberia? Sounds like a commander that knows what needs to be done.

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:27 pm

Moved off of their land? I was assuming the Romans just kind of subjugated the Gauls and ruled them as non-citizens. Either way, I'll still have a numbers advantage.

Well, yea some stayed and bent the knee to the Romans and are on their way to becoming completely Romanized, and the ones that didn't want to bend the knee fled north just like the Romans did.

by **Die Ich** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:31 pm

I wonder if we can include the high priest some time. I kept wondering if there were any corrupt deals my characters could do with him. I think he doesn't have much to do. My character probably needs a wife by now if he hopes to continue the line. Maybe he can marry a noble priestess of Venus.

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:31 pm

Boriem wrote:
The Grand Network wrote:lol Valerian, Norbanus is afraid to fight some Gauls and Iberians in Spain, so to get ready he goes to fight the only people worse than Gauls xD

Let's not forget "Conrad"!

Que overly excessive sparkles popular with the ladies.

Has anyone read "My immortal"? If not, I urge you to. That fanfiction will change the way you think about the human race.

Where is your guy? Also, never heard of it.

First Valerian Empire wrote:
The Grand Network wrote:lol Valerian, Norbanus is afraid to fight some Gauls and Iberians in Spain, so to get ready he goes to fight the only people worse than Gauls xD

Afraid? Why would he take 2 green Legions into a Savage place like Iberia? Sounds like a commander that knows what needs to be done.

Iberia is nothing compared to Germania

First Valerian Empire wrote:
Moved off of their land? I was assuming the Romans just kind of subjugated the Gauls and ruled them as non-citizens. Either way, I'll still have a numbers advantage.

Well, yea some stayed and bent the knee to the Romans and are on their way to becoming completely Romanized, and the ones that didn't want to bend the knee fled north just like the Romans did.

North as in to Northern France, or north as in Britain and Ireland?

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:35 pm

Just North, Some tribes continued into Britain, and some stayed in germania. or moved into Iberia, trying to escape the Romans who were killing anything that refused to bend the knee.

by **Die Ich** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:35 pm

COME AT MEH BRO

Only with assassins if someone pays me. If you or the German king buy my food then I will probably stay neutral between both parties. Already I assume some of your guys are entering my spankin' new German brothels! CHA-CHING!

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:40 pm

First Valerian Empire wrote:Just North, Some tribes continued into Britain, and some stayed in germania. or moved into Iberia, trying to escape the Romans who were killing anything that refused to bend the knee.

Well I mean if they fled north my numbers would have swelled with refugees. Hooray for multi-generational grudges!

Die Ich wrote:
COME AT MEH BRO

Only with assassins if someone pays me. If you or the German king buy my food then I will probably stay neutral between both parties. Already I assume some of your guys are entering my spankin' new German brothels! CHA-CHING!

But I'm not really in Germania?

by **Carathon** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:43 pm

So far:

Tibus the Younger ( or whatever his name ) is going rogue.

Our merchants are selling food to the Germans.

It is taking a long time to get everyone in the military meeting.

Great.

by **First Valerian Empire** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:44 pm

Unless I'm mistaken, Germans and Gauls weren't on the best of terms and when they run north trying to find new lands to settle, I DOUBT you would welcome your rivals with open arms.

by **The Grand Network** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:46 pm

First Valerian Empire wrote:Unless I'm mistaken, Germans and Gauls weren't on the best of terms and when they run north trying to find new lands to settle, I DOUBT you would welcome your rivals with open arms.

Germania is East though. Belgea is sort of the cross between German and Gaulish culture, although they're Celts just like the Gauls.

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