Chats of the XXIII Eternal Thread

[Milks Empire]

Apologies for not coming up with a wittier title. It's 2:30am here and I'm tipsy.

Hee hee hee... Drunk Reppy.

So is this like the f7 thread for NSG?

On some level.

Someplace with civilized weather, if I recall.

Le SoCal.
And the weather's mostly civil. I was amused to find that the summer weather's actually pretty comparable, save for it not being over 100F o'er there.

I wouldn't exactly say that; the weather's been nuts in this region this summer. I think Mother Nature's going through menopause.

Lunchtime: Frolicking merrily in capitalism's blind spot.

Fuck the corporate world!

No, don't! It might reproduce!

I'm so excited! I just can't hide it!

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!

[Astrolinium]

I'm so excited! I just can't hide it!

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!

Sing it, brotha'!

[Milks Empire]

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!

Sing it, brotha'!

I love this feeling... *le contented sigh*

[Astrolinium]

Sing it, brotha'!

I love this feeling... *le contented sigh*

You should, by the way, channel the feeling into posting in ATWL.

[Milks Empire]

I love this feeling... *le contented sigh*

You should, by the way, channel the feeling into posting in ATWL.

Can I make up a one-thread, exists-only-in-a-dream NPC for that?

[Astrolinium]

You should, by the way, channel the feeling into posting in ATWL.

Can I make up a one-thread, exists-only-in-a-dream NPC for that?

Explain further what you mean.

[Milks Empire]

Can I make up a one-post, exists-only-in-a-dream NPC for that?

Explain further what you mean.

I made a goof. Fixed it. Basically, what I have in my mind is Boleslaus having a dream about a guy he likes. He'll wind up talking a little in his sleep and outing himself.

[Astrolinium]

Explain further what you mean.

I made a goof. Fixed it. Basically, what I have in my mind is Boleslaus having a dream about a guy he likes. He'll wind up talking a little in his sleep and outing himself.

Sure.
But we're not actually to the part where we're sleeping. It's not even 6 PM yet.

[Milks Empire]

I made a goof. Fixed it. Basically, what I have in my mind is Boleslaus having a dream about a guy he likes. He'll wind up talking a little in his sleep and outing himself.

Sure.
But we're not actually to the part where we're sleeping. It's not even 6 PM yet.

Oh... That'll have to wait.
So where exactly are we? In sight of the high school, on its grounds, or inside it?

[Astrolinium]

Sure.
But we're not actually to the part where we're sleeping. It's not even 6 PM yet.

Oh... That'll have to wait.
So where exactly are we? In sight of the high school, on its grounds, or inside it?

We are in sight of the high school.
To be more specific, somewhere around (35.463012,-78.790666).

Which reminds me, I should probably change it to the middle school.

[Milks Empire]

Oh... That'll have to wait.
So where exactly are we? In sight of the high school, on its grounds, or inside it?

We are in sight of the high school.
To be more specific, somewhere around (35.463012,-78.790666).
Which reminds me, I should probably change it to the middle school.

'Twould be a good idea.

[Nude East Ireland]

Yum yum eatin' this nasty donut shit.

God, my dad is such a weirdo. He literally stalked me into the kitchen and tried to hug me. As in, he was in his underwear and is 55-years old. Luckily I sprinted into my room and shut the door before he could do anything else.

[Samuraikoku]

That same law office that turned me down a month ago has the recruiting ad up again. So I applied again. FOUR times.

If at least they told me how I could be a better candidate...

Did you ask them?

Yes. No answer, Ethel.

[Buffett and Colbert]

In a couple of hours' time I'll be on a plane once again, although this time to visit my certifiably insane family. Maybe I'll be lucky, though, and get to see my aunt violate her restraining order to teach me about Chrislum.<sup>1

1</sup> The Muslim conspiracy whereby they make Christians believe Islam and Christianity have common ground, and when they're not looking, take over the world after having lulled them into a false sense of security.

[Milks Empire]

In a couple of hours' time I'll be on a plane once again, although this time to visit my certifiably insane family. Maybe I'll be lucky, though, and get to see my aunt violate her restraining order to teach me about Chrislum.<sup>1

1</sup> The Muslim conspiracy whereby they make Christians believe Islam and Christianity have common ground, and when they're not looking, take over the world after having lulled them into a false sense of security.

Why does she have a restraining order?

[Astrolinium]

In a couple of hours' time I'll be on a plane once again, although this time to visit my certifiably insane family. Maybe I'll be lucky, though, and get to see my aunt violate her restraining order to teach me about Chrislum.<sup>1

1</sup> The Muslim conspiracy whereby they make Christians believe Islam and Christianity have common ground, and when they're not looking, take over the world after having lulled them into a false sense of security.

...That's, um... interesting.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

In a couple of hours' time I'll be on a plane once again, although this time to visit my certifiably insane family. Maybe I'll be lucky, though, and get to see my aunt violate her restraining order to teach me about Chrislum.<sup>1

1</sup> The Muslim conspiracy whereby they make Christians believe Islam and Christianity have common ground, and when they're not looking, take over the world after having lulled them into a false sense of security.

Fun fact: I used to experiment with Chrislam (or Chrislum) It made sense at the time, but I was confused about faith

[Buffett and Colbert]

In a couple of hours' time I'll be on a plane once again, although this time to visit my certifiably insane family. Maybe I'll be lucky, though, and get to see my aunt violate her restraining order to teach me about Chrislum.<sup>1

1</sup> The Muslim conspiracy whereby they make Christians believe Islam and Christianity have common ground, and when they're not looking, take over the world after having lulled them into a false sense of security.

Why does she have a restraining order?

my certifiably insane family

Did I stutter?

[Astrolinium]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

Oh?

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

*refills with air (innuendo not intended, for you higher thinking NSGers)

[Astrolinium]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

Oh?

Yeah. I'm going on a date with this really awesome guy at 11. We're going to get lunch and then see TDKR, followed by heading to the park (assuming the weather holds out). He seems really incredible, and we have so much in common, and as a bonus he's also pretty sexy.

[Milks Empire]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

I don't know when I'll get to have a date with my boyfriend...

[Buffett and Colbert]

Oh?

Yeah. I'm going on a date with this really awesome guy at 11. We're going to get lunch and then see TDKR, followed by heading to the park (assuming the weather holds out). He seems really incredible, and we have so much in common, and as a bonus he's also pretty sexy.

I hope it goes well!

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Less than an hour until my date.
I'm so excited I think I'm going to pop like a balloon.

I don't know when I'll get to have a date with my boyfriend...

I'm taking out the girl I like today. When I logged on, my Skype popped up and said "**The girl you like's** Birthday is today" #Successkid.