Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Genivaria]

"Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind. It is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

Got it, doggy for my male lovers and cowgirl for my female lovers. Thank you, Yahweh, for accommodating my bisexuality.

[Yoite]

Talking out what you think is how we learn.

Which means screaming violently and throwing things is SUPER-learning.

[Wikkiwallana]

In regards to Bottle:

But you did nothing positive for homosexuals personally.

You know how in a Western when they're introducing characters at a bar scene and someone says something and then all of a sudden everyone backs away from that person and looks at the menacing looking gunfighter on the other side of the room...?

[San Leggera]

Screw 42. the answer will always be 69.

[Minnysota]

Amusingly, mine previous post was chock full of logic, facts, and empirical evidence and sources.

Well, if you count the people you quoted.

I felt like this was a good burn.

[Luziyca]

-looks-

Oh God. It feels like I am a world leader, and Lanos was my bodyguard that constantly creeps me out...

Error: Does not work with how Lanos.exe has been programmed to operate.
Abort, Retry, Fail?

[The Republic of Lanos]

Haters gonna hate on the Wombat:

OOC: This thread really gets on my tits sometimes.

[Individuality-ness]

I just called Mitt Romney a Cylon.

What have those poor cylon done to deserve that?

[Ceannairceach]

This article says that a 24 y.o woman died at a "planned parent" hood clinic after recieving an abortion. http://www.google.com/webhp?rlz=1C1AVSX ... =514&ion=1
http://www.lifesitenews.com/blog/americ ... -abortion/

Inpressive.... If that happens 516 more times it will almost equal the number of women who die after child birth this year..... So, you've proven to me abortion is at least significantly safer than giving birth.

[Nationstatelandsville]

UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit about Bigfoot, so F**K HIM!

He subsists on the resources of our National Parks. Intimidating honest bears and frightening wolves. Luring credulous humans into the wilds where they lack the skills to survive. It's all take and no give with this Bigfoot fellow.

Bigfoot should get a job.

[Tlaceceyaya]

That doesn't make sense. He has a plan for all of us but we can do whatever we want?
Trying playing a game of chess where all your pieces have free will.

That'd be fun though.

Knight: fuck this shit. I'm moving vertically.

All the other pieces: *Gasps*

That'd be fun though.

Knight: fuck this shit. I'm moving vertically.

All the other pieces: *Gasps*

*Karl Marx appears* "Pawns of the world unite!*
Kings: Uh oh.

[Damanucus]

And once again, the Silly/Illegal Proposals thread throws up another doozy of a quote, and from our own Flibbleites, too.

Not to mention the numerous spelling and grammatical errors in this proposal

It's an Education proposal, it has to have those, it's tradition.

[Neutraligon]

So ... why exactly did you guys feed the troll until it died of morbid obesity, and then proceed to smear yourselves in the decaying juices of its fetid troll carcass? Is that actually entertaining to you? Because I'm not seeing it.

~ Tsar the Mod.

[Olthar]

Uh, yeah. He's just going to come and serve as a a stand-in on your days off.

And a lie-in, and a sit-in, and a kneel-in...

[The Republic of Lanos]

*attempting to restart application: Seshephe.exe*
*................*
*application not found*

Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

[Qazox]

Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

[Olthar]

....I do not understand. I'm always clopping.

You are sitting in the car, waiting for the DMV instructor to sit in the car. They sit in the car, and say, "Alright, time for your driving te.... What are you doing?"

You say nothing. You look them straight in the eyes and finish. Like a man.

[Luziyca]

Frankly it would be a bad idea to be doing it with your sis while an elephant's watching and with the door open.

[Cill Charthaigh]

Frankly it would be a bad idea to be doing it with your sis while an elephant's watching and with the door open.

[Luziyca]

I have another question for this thread.

Can the elephant consent to? And if so...Umm...Do you need a stepstool or something to get to the open door?

[Luziyca]

Baby-making crews! Fuck yeah!

Oh god no. If they're as efficient as the roadmaking crews, our new babies will be in the womb for 3-5 years and only last another 2-3 before they need to be resurfaced. Plus, they always seem to shut down genital lanes during rush hour.

At this rate, I really need to start a sweatshop so I can get funny things from that thread...

[Qazox]

Ok, I'm waiting for the fundamentalist Christian MLP aborts Michael Phelp's love child at the Olympics while arguing that only LGBT Christians with Arab surnames should be allowed to compete thread

Suprised that thread doesn't exist yet.

[Milks Empire]

While locking a flamey Goodbye NSG thread:

Whoops... did I lock your thread? Isn't that just a shame...

[Ruridova]

Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

[Licentiapacisterra]

Mine feels fine.
But how does it look?

Quite a bit better now that there is a lack of hair. As my dear old grandad would say: "until you've either killed or fathered a person, keep your chin bare as a baby's bottom."

Granted, he was starting to lose it about that time, but there's a lesson in there somewhere. Maybe.