I am deeply disappointed to see that no effort has been made to get the first letters of each clause to spell out either the proposer's name or a potentially sexual reference. Ditto the title.
Furthermore, the title is not in an obscure foreign language, or even in Elvish.
Though you do have Another Bloody Committee, you have left out the obligatory acronym of questionable origins.
It is also inevitable that "theist" be spelt "thirst" at some point, yet nonetheless you have evit-ed it.
There is not a single pony or anti-pony reference and nothing applied specifically to under-18s (though I applaud the mentions of "6 years" and "two minutes", which will, of course, prove to be the entire life-span of the citizens of certain member nations).
It is sadly lacking in homophones. You could at least have "tenant" instead of "tenet".
Finally, where is the House of Cards reference that I'm sure some more astute player will have suggested ages ago, but did you listen? Nooooo!
Honestly, I shouldn't have to keep telling you guys, (or possibly "you, guys") attention to detail is vital!
