Category: Free Trade
Strength: Mild
RECOGNIZING that milk is a highly dangerous substance;
DECIDING it must be properly regulated;
KNOWING that the World Assembly will regulate just about anything;
BELIEVING sovereignty is a myth, and micromanagement is an IntFed conspiracy;
The World Assembly hereby:
REQUIRES that all member nations treat milk as both an oil and as a performance-enhancing for the purpose of WA resolutions and all environmental and drug-related regulations;
CREATES the Dairy and Milk Ministry, with the following duties:
1) Defining milk, dairy, rule, purpose, requires, and every other word in this proposal, including the words in this clause,
2) Performing detailed inspections of all milk processing facilities in member nations,
3) Creating and enacting rules and regulations for the proper handling of milk, and cleanup procedures for spills,
4) Creating and enacting any and every rule and regulation that might conceivably be remotely related to dairy products, milk, and farming,
5) Create licensing requirements for the proper handling, production, and consumption of milk and milk-related products,
5a) Licensing requirements should be no less strict than a 6-month training course, followed by a 1-year internship in milk handling,
PROHIBITS handling, producing, or consuming milk or milk-related products;
REAFFIRMS that the WA is made of no less than 93% awesomesauce.