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Postby Bulgar Rouge » Sun Aug 07, 2016 4:16 pm

Basketball

Team competitions are where the Party was looking for results. As opposed to the Winter Olympics, plenty of events here gave ground to Bulgarian athletes to demonstrate collective spirit. And that was something that mouthpieces would love. Most editors were clueless as to how to spin the feats of skiers and lugers into a tale of the power of collectives. With teams, it was much, much easier. Especially with this vintage of teams - some skilled while some others - less so, but talented nonetheless.

A favourite of the Sports Department was the basketball team. The Department's head, Ognyan Marinov, was a prominent basketball player in the pre-Revolutionary days. After the Revolution, he loathed the ban on sports that lasted for three years. But eventually he figured out that the "Year Zero" policy may not be such a bad thing. The sports generation before those events was all but worthless - lacking motivation, completely unskilled and frequently adding more shame to the name of their nation than pride. Ognyan understood that re-introducing sports back into the national routine was a golden opportunity to see his ambitious plans for Bulgarian basketball finally get closer to reality.

The team itself was not as experienced as the indoor volleyball team, which was a frequent European and World champion, nor the women's handball team, which proved remarkably aggressive and psychologically resilient. The boys from the basketball team were young, relatively inexperienced, but displayed great creativity in difficult situations. They were capable of carrying out a David vs Goliath feat and had demonstrated that capability on more than one occasion. Although far less capable, the women's basketball team was also eager to prove its worth.



Indoor Volleyball & Handball

The men's volleyball team - what a symbol of the nation. Long neglected across the world, but still popular in Europe, it was the one sport which Bulgarians of all backgrounds practiced with great pleasure and volunteered to represent their country in. It was the first "point of contact" between Bulgar Rouge and the rest of the world after Year Zero finally reached its objectives. This year the volleyball team was at its peak - concentrated, motivated, well-trained, relax and without injuries. The proper course of physical preparation developed by the medical branch of the NPLA Military Academy was giving excellent results.

The same was valid for the women's handball team. Handpicked among the best female runners across the country, this team was known for its passion, cunning attack and very fluid centre. Its defence was a known weakness, as they preferred to jump right into the offence and use every possible opportunity to attack. This was a mentality typical for ex-NPLA sportspeople, and to this end it served good. The women's handball team also held symbolic value for women across Bulgar Rouge, who would be passionately observing the games as part of their Women's Workers' Union sessions on culture and self-development.

On the other hand, the women's volleyball team was never surrounded by high hopes, neither was the men's handball team. They were sent mostly as counterexamples to their successful counterparts of the opposite gender, in a sort of a propaganda battle where the subtle message was to look at the weak ones and not become like them.



Other sports

Waters were calm and reflected the clear blue skies. The sense of summer heat was engulfing the air. Out of nowhere, the crystal mirror of the water was broken by a boat. The Bulgarian female rowing teams were training for their events. Upon passing the final line and looking up at the result, they team leader of the coxed eight broke a big smile on her face.

Meanwhile at the Olympic village, the shooters - men and women - were relaxing after several days of intensive training. Most of them were accomplished ex-NPLA sharpshooters and troops, and unlike most other shooters at the Olympics, this had long been a part of their job. The psychological component was significantly reduced and to many of them anxiety was not a factor at all. It was all up to concentration, and this time all of them were clearing their minds using meditation or NPLA-developed psychological techniques to achieve a perfect clarity of mind.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:11 pm

Beograd Journal Letter to Editor
Condom-ing Pranks at the Olympiad

Lately, there's been videos from athletes filling condoms up with water and dropping them on unsuspecting female athletes. The first public report came from an athlete from West Phoenicia by the name of Marige Brixton who was pummeled at a pool in the Olympiad Village by two condoms filled with water. Now a second athlete, Serbian fencer Tihana Pejacevic has reported that she has also been attacked by water filled condoms in a radio interview with a sports talk radio host. So who in the hell keeps wasting condoms? And aren't they for hanky panky and not dropping them on unsuspecting women in the Olympiad Village?

Apparently, I am not the only one outraged as a monk by the name of Father Vasily has been admitting he's outraged by the incident. However, his views of calling Brixton a harlot and the destroyed literature as pornography are hopelessly short-sighted for a monk. Bikinis don't make someone a harlot, and what do you expect when attractive athletes are near each other. There's gay men and lesbians, too. The Games are full of lust, but it's not sinful. It is natural for people to be attracted to each other.

A. Kovacs
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Meanwhile in the Olympiad Village

"You're taking quite a long time in the restroom. What the hell are you doing, Marika?" Giada asked her partner in the Synchronized Swimming duet

Marika emerged out with the Serbian Empire's opening ceremony outfit. "What do you think?" Marika asked her cohort.

"It kind of reminds me of a bank teller or a flight attendant. But it still is something I'd wear to a job interview," Giada replied.

"That's what I was thinking, too. It's cute enough that it won't bother me, but when compared to some of the other outfits shown online. It's kinda of bland," Marika responded.

The two swimmers are rarely seen without each other. Some believed that it was bonding amongst athletes. Others believed that the two are lesbians. However, the proof was lacking for either one. Why? In reality, the two are cousins who due to their closeness in age would be more like sisters given they live on the same block in the same city of Zagreb. The bond between them goes back a lot further than what most people know to the point they room together for the Olympiad.

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Narrator: If there was someone in your family who was no good...

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: Someone who embarrassed you...

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: Someone who constantly took but never gave...

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: If there was someone like that in your family...

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: You would do something, wouldn't you? Mother Olympiad has someone like that in her family.

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: But she can't do something about it without your help. Experience has taught us not to make martyrs of our enemies, so: Leave them alone.

Chorus: Uzeks.

Narrator: Don't give them money or matches.

Chorus: Uzeks.

Title Card: Mother Olympiad Cares

Narrator: And don't encourage them to gamble and drink. Uzeks. They are the weak link in the great chain of Capitalism.

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Archers: Ready, Aim, and On Target

The Women's archery program is known for their success. However, the success has led to a violent rival with Gregoryisgodistani athletes aiming at Serbian athletes, missing, and killing a Serbian mafia member. Rumors have it that the Mafija claims victory over Gregoryisgodistan's smaller delegation this year. How accurate the claims from common street thugs are is questionable at best. However, I don't know if Lady Soldier CLAMPASI will turn violent again. Safe to say she has one of the worst tempers of any athlete ever seen at the Olympiad and the people who make her rage? Lidija Kovic, Marika Gaboric, and Kira Marcinko, the triad of Serbian archers who are always a threat to win medals. The incident was apparently some two Olympiads ago in the The Kytler Peninsula when Lady Soldier CLAMPASI got so fired up that she aimed an arrow into the crowd after missing a Serbian athlete. Now the Serbian Empire hasn't seen an archery medal since, but still poses a serious threat to win. Rumors of a shakeup for next Olympiad's core will be expected if the trio can't win at least a bronze.

And we've learned that her name has been reduced to Clampasi with the title remove of Gregoryisgodistani athletes this year. This means no more Gruel Makers, Cheese Police, or Lady Soldiers in the results standings.

All of our women have qualified with byes for the round of 132 which is for backmarkers. The team as a whole led all 43 team delegations with 30 bullseyes. However, none of them scored more than 24 10 ranked scores nor finishing higher than 15th. But the rates of X/bulls eye scores for the team hit an astounding 44.7%, only one team exceeded that rate. The difference would be the quality of that team's athletes are of a notably lower level of training in terms of consistency to the point that they'd be a non factor when compared to Serbian athletes.

As for the backgrounds of the archers. Kira Marcinko is the first woman on this team to be a game warden for a municipality or the Parks Service. Lidija Kovic is the daughter of one of the Serbian Empire's most renown bowyers, a person who makes bows. Marika Gaboric is an archery instructor for the Serbian Empire Parks Service although not a game warden herself.

The men's team has more game wardens on their team with Miroslav Pavlovic and Predrag Blagojevich. Milos Murina is a farrier who fits horseshoes for farmers and some on the Olympiad Equestrian team, his fondness for archery is a hobby that has taken him to the Olympiad. Tractors are still viewed as unreliable in more remote areas such as mountain valleys due to the karst terrain to the point many although not most farmers prefer horses, donkeys, and mules over tractors.

As for their results, Milos was the only one to fail to procure a bye. Some report he was using a substance that some sports consider to be a PED at levels above 15 micrograms per milliliter. The unsteady shots imply that Milos consumed a lot of caffeine. In other words, what is a PED in most sports will have dependent on the study, either no effect or a slight negative effect on an archer or shooter due to the gains in cognitive function being countered by the body being less steady.
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Postby Mattijana » Sun Aug 07, 2016 5:59 pm

MattiGoss Exclusiv!

Mattijanan BMXer claims responsibility for water bomb splash!

Latest speculative rumours heavily imply that Mattijanan BMX Rider, Riko Salazar, was responsible for dropping a water bomb on a West Phoencian swimmer at the Olympics this morning! Marige Brixton was reportedly relaxing by the pool in the athletes village when she was struck by a homemade water bomb, perhaps made out of a condom! We grabbed an exclusive interview with Riko himself!

MG: So, Riko, what made you drop your water bomb on Marige?!"

RS: "Well ya know man...my event doesn't start until Tuesday, and I'm not the sort of dude who wastes time training...and I was gettin a little bored man...and I remembered I had my totally sick stash of water balloons in the kitchen cupboard...and I thought it would be like...totally rad if I livened things up a bit ya know...and then I saw some well fit girl by the pool man...and I had like...a totally clean shot from my balcony...so I crept out like...incognito or somethin...and I dropped a couple of balloons off the balcony...and I heard this scream dude...it was like an elephant or some crazy animal thing or something...and I thought I'd try and pin it on the haters dude...coz they like, really mess me up sometimes...so I shouted "go home harlot" from the roof...and it was like...totally rad dude..."

MG: "So Riko, would you say you're fond of Marige?!"

RS: "Well she was like well fit man...and I wouldn't mind if she like...dropped by dude...but ya know...I only really did it coz things round here need like...livening up innit pleb...everyone's like...taking it real serious round here dude...they just gotta relax and roll with it bruv..."

MG: "So ummm...anyway lol, were you happy with your shots from the balcony?!"

RS: "I had some like...serious skillage or somethin dude...I got her with like...the sticky end if ya know what I mean bruv...and then I managed to get her right in the melons man...and in the Pina Colada too man...it was like...totally sick dude...I know it splashed across her book or somethin...but like...what sorta bird reads nowadays man? Like...it was supposed to be some dirty Schmutik or somethin...so she deserved it man...coz if she wants some of that stuff, she should be gettin her ass up here man...and it'll be totally rad bruv..."

MG: "Lolz! Thanks for your time Riko!"

It seems like Riko could be getting some serious business soon from that swimmer! We'll be the first to tell you when it happens!

For those of you reading from abroad (we love your accent!), 'Schmutik' roughly translates as a naughty word beginning with S!

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Postby West Phoencia » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:21 pm

Skid Marks new meaning for Mattijanan BMXer's


With news that Mattijanan BMXer Riko Salazar was responsible for the condom bombardment on herself and Serbian fencer Tihana Pejacevic, Margie Brixton thought it was only fair that a necessary payback awaited Riko Salazar.

Margie Brixton said during an interview with West Phoenician Gossip Rag reporter Hedda Parsons "What's the Buzz!"

I can understand why he chose to waste those condoms as water balloons, it's not like he will be needing them here. I thought as payback for what happened to Tihana Pejacevic and myself a boxer raid was called for. Along with some of my pals on the swimming squad we raided the Mattijanan BMXer's room. It nearly didn't happen as the room smelt of off cheese and vomit. We snuck into their besdroom while they were away to claim their boxers for our own opening ceremony in the cafeteria, while we discovered shook me to my core.

Hedda Larsons "So what shocked you?"

Margie Brixton: " I am aware all that bike riding must give people pretty intense wedgies. And I am aware on the track they often have to skid to avoid falling over and not colliding with other rides....but what I saw gave new meaning to Mattijanan BMXer skidding. Oh god I cant go on"[/i}

Hedda Larsons: "Please all of West Phoenicia wants to know!"

Margie Briton [i]" SKID MARKS!! We saw skid marks Hedda! and what was worse I picked up a pair of pink boxers before I realised. It seems that not only is the Mattijanan team skidding on the tracks, they are also skidding in their pants."


Hedda Hopper: "Than what happened?"

Margie Briton "I screamed and tossed them out the window. I think they fell on some dude from the Mapletish team as i heard some obscenities fly out of his mouth. I spent the rest of the day with my hand in chlorine."

Hedda Hopper: "You heard it here first West Phoenician sport fans. Sty tuned for more highlights on and off the field"
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Postby West Phoencia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:38 am

A whooping 1.2 Billion West Phoenicians tuned into watch the Opening Ceremony of of the XI Olympiad Games hosted in, Aeropag on Channel Alpha and WP Sports 1.

Ratings went through the roof and beat the previous best of Season 4, Episde 1 of The Dead Shall Walk which rated 1 Billion viewers.

Patriotism and sporting pride kept the viewers glued to their screens as watched their home nation compete in its first Olympic Games.

West Phoenicians enjoyed watching the formation of Aeropag through creative entwing imagery and the fake thunder was a nice touch. However it wasnt until the fireworks which West Phoenicians love that got them geared up as any talk of diversity usually send the average West Phoenician to sleep.

When the nations begun to march out, it gave the opportunity for the nation to view some of the other countries participating.

Social Media was ablaze with non stop comments from viewers critiquing other nations outfits and attire.

Many West Phoenicians were hopeful that their nation would come out under C. As their full nation name is The Confederate Kingdom of West Phoenicia, alas that was not so and they had to watch as nation upon nation marched praying that some time in the evening their country would emerge, growing weary as the S nations did not seem to stop.

But their waiting was deserved as West Phoenicia came out in all it's glory, their Crown Princess were the attire of their ancient queens. The delegation was dressed to impress in West Phoenician purple, and surprisingly they were not the only nation whoses attire caused moments of eye blindness.
Eager family members moved closer to the t.v in the hopes of catching a glimpse of a son or daughter athlete, who were often hidden behind over eager West Phoenician athletes wanting to get their face on camera.

Overall the 1.2 Billion were happy to have witnessed history in the making.

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Postby Ferkas » Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:02 am

[The following bulletin was given to every member of the Ferkian Olympic delegation]

Team Bulletin

Ferkian National Olympic Committee



In light of recent events, the Ferkian National Olympic Committee (FNOC) wishes to remind all of its Olympic delegation members of that Code of Conduct to which all members are subject.

Well in Aeropag for these games you are representing the Chancellery Kingdom of Ferkas and will behave as such. While other teams may see fit to engage in pranks, provocations, and otherwise childish behavior it is expected that Ferkian delegates will remain above such nonsense at all times. We believe that the Olympics offer a fantastic opportunity for athleticisim, for cultural exchange, and to portray the Chancellery Kingdom to the larger world. None of those goals are met by engaging in the sorts of behavior we have seen over the last several days.

Delegates should also be reminded that violations of the Code of Conduct will be met with disciplinary action. Such action may include curfew, curtailment of Olympic subsidies, or expulsion from the Olympic Delegation. Additionally, athletes are reminded that some violations of the Code of Conduct, such as misusing of team supplies, may be subject to criminal punishment under Title XII §11.4.3(c) of the Ferkian National Code.

We encourage you do enjoy and fully utilize this fantastic opportunity, while respecting the purposes for the competition and your duty as representatives of the Chancellery Kingdom. Athletes, should you have any questions please contact your coaches. Coaches, administrators, and support staff with questions should contact their immediate supervisor.

Thank you and best of luck in your competitions,

Richard Dwight, FNOC Special Representative



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Olympic Village

"Because Adam, I ain't gonna be caught unprepared." Zeek answered, his voice betraying the frustration of a man sick of explaining what he thought was obvious. "Ah damn it!" He shouted, as the condom in his hands burst, water spraying around the kitchen.

Adam Lotik stepped back again, thankfully dry since Zeek had absorbed most of the water. "Dude, don't be stupid. You saw the warning, why are you being like this?" He asked, motioning towards the stack of water balloon condoms already sitting on the counter.

Zeek Ruil (Mens Mountain Bike) turned away from the sink now to face Adam (Road Race). "Man, like I said, I ain't getting caught unprepared. That dude from Mattijanan nailed that chick. That ain't gonna happen to me. Someone tosses a balloon at me, I'm gonna be ready. They better duck!" Zeek exclaimed, pantomiming a throwing and causing Adam to flinch.

Shaking his head, Adam continued trying to reason with his roommate. "I don't think you're anyones target Zeek. It's not like you're some fit looking hottie or something. You're just a spaz of a biker."

"We'll see who the spaz is when you get hit with a face full of condom water and want to get some revenge!" Counting the balloons now, Zeek didn't even look over at Adam.

"Dude, no one is gonna bother us if we don't bother them. Hell, we're Ferkian cyclists, people don't even realize we exist."

"That's the fun of it." Zeek was now hiding water balloons in some of the cabinets, placing others strategically around the room. "Those FNOC guys won't be checking up on us, they probably don't even remember putting us on the team. Now go put a few of these under our beds and in the bedstands. Don't want to be caught sleeping. I'm gonna go hide some in the toilets." Zeek practically shoved an armful of water balloons into Adams arms before scooping up several more and hurrying out of the room.

Adam turned, shouting at his departing teammates back. "Why do you even have this many condoms dude! It's not like you actually need them!"
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Postby Tobiasia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:16 am

This is ETTV, and as there's no news today, we wanted to tell you about the unusual condom situation in the Olympic park. Yes you heard that right, a Mattijanan BMX rider threw condoms at several female athletes. We're not sure what action, if any, the man will face, but we wanted to ask, why are there so many condoms in the Olympic village? Tobiasian athletes have reported finding draws full of them, all around the village. So what do the organisers think our athletes will be up to? We speak to David Canon, reenrol qualified athlete in the 800m and 1500m, a medal winner?

DC: Well for a start there are way more than you could possibly need.
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Postby Commerce Heights » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:21 am

Day 1 results are now available (part 1 · part 2 · part 3 · part 4 · part 5).

Obviously, because of the delay in these results, the entire remaining schedule will be pushed back one day.

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Postby Tobiasia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:35 am

A disappointing day one for Tobiasia, as the only consolation for the team was Paul Chinra's victory in the tennis. We weren't expecting any medals today for team TOB, but it was pretty gutting to see the green and white flag rise, but not for Tobiasia. It was instead for Tobiasia's ally, Dunnes.
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Postby Ferkas » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:54 am

Brunson Wins Gold!

Kline Snatches Silver in Exciting Opening Day


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(Aeropag) It's been quite the exciting day for Ferkas in Aeropag as the Chancellery Kingdom already has two upset medals to start the competition. Winning medals in swimming and weight-lifting - never too expected in Ferkas - has upped the already high levels of Olympic excitement.

Rachael Brunson was the first to strike, winning the Womens 400m Individual Medley in what everyone, including Brunson herself, is calling a surprising development. Even more surprising is that she won throughout. In the heats her time of 4:34.79 was easily enough to reach the finals, as she ended up being the top qualifier. That result alone would have surprised and satisfied many Ferkian swimming fans. The mere idea of Ferkas reaching the finals of a pool event is something many don't even dare to dream of.

But Brunson wasn't done there. Once in the final she powered on, winning by a full second in 4:30.13 over Arlene Lafontaine (QUE). While the battle between second and fourth was tight, Brunson made it clear that today was her day. Looking strong throughout, especially coming off the walls, she put up a performance that the best in the world couldn't match. And in doing so she made herself the best in the world, grabbing the first Ferkian gold medal of these games and launching herself to the top of the swimming world, if only for a moment.

She wasn't the only Ferkian to strike it big today, as Heather Kline heaved up an impressive 211kg to place second in the 48kg category of the Womens Weightlifting event. Lifting over four times her bodyweight, the diminuitive Kline showed off her true strength - both physical and mental - as she worked her way past some of the best in the world. Although eventually outdone by Sandy Brown (LEN), who lifted 213kg, Kline was very pleased with her performance.

"This is a great result, honestly way better than I had even dreamed of!" Kline exclaimed after her competition. "Previously my best was 195kg, so making such a big improvement today is great. I knew I was in great shape coming in, but it's hard to know what you'll do on that day. So I just went out there and focused as best I could, trying to push out the Olympic excitement a bit. My goal today was to get in the top fifteen, so this is just amazing, way better than I could have ever imagined!"

This was Kline's only event of the games, while Brunson will is also in the 100m and 200m breaststroke, the 100m and 200m butterfly, and the 200m individual medley. Whether or not she matches her accomplishment today in any of those events remains to be seen, but either way she is an Olympic champion.

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"Seville Industries representative Gladys Furrow has confirmed that Rachael Brunson will receive $CKF 500,000 from the company as the first Ferkian gold medalist at this years Olympics. Seville Industries announced the initative after the Olympic team was set, as a way to "showcase our commitment to excellence in all forms - be it in athletics or in high quality industrial and customer services. Seville Industries is one of the leading conglomerates in Ferkas, involved in..."

Gridiron Forecast - Game 2
"Coming off of our big win in Game 1, here are some of the big points ahead of the next gridiron match..."

A Call for Balance - Again
"Brunson and Kline show us what our minor sport athletes can do with almost no support, imagine what they could acheive if they received half the encouragement that athletics does?"
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Postby Krytenia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:04 am

Bad news: no medals.

Good news: Gio's back
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Postby Kriegiersien » Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:38 am

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The Kriegiersien Archers had an average start into the Olympics, but all qualified for the knock-out stage.
While, Coran, Leglaf, Aires and Brie are all coming from the same team, Damon and Kasumi are independent Artists. Kasumi became also known as new girlfriend of Star Gymnast Valerian.

Boxing
Brie von Zart smashed her first opponent, Felicita Villafranca from Sargossa with ease and is the heavy favorite in the next round against Newcomer Zoraida Dunn from Fluvique. She denied any interviews after the fight.
All other boxers from Kriegiersien failed at the first day.

ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS - Men

Only Valerian qualified. In the Vault and Overall the most successful Kriegiersien Gymnast and enfant terrible showed a performance that was enough for the final.
The rest of the team disappointed.
"I was a bit tired after a photo shooting with a fashion magazin. So maybe that is why my performance wasn't that good today. I can't speak for the others, though."
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SHOOTING—Women’s 10 m Air Rifle
Jane Shepard won the qualification and then ended 7th in the final. It was a repeating pattern in the career of the Kriegiersien Commander, now nicknamed "The best of the Test".

Table Tennis

Only the Top Players Jeremy Heinrichs and Esther Ada both made it to the second round. Especially Ada, who finally wants her first medal, had no Problems with her first opponent from Swibia, Alexys Aylward.

Tennis

Even in Tennis with Jürgen Reimers and Georg Gerdes two Ex-Table Tennis Players won their singles. But the two friends also lost their double in a curious way. After losing set one 0:6, they came back with 6:3 in the second. But in the third the exhaustion from the singles only brief before showed and they got pummeled again with 0:6 from Manuel Leeroy and Joe Juwu from Paputu.
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X Summer Centralis & Nassau Bay 7-5-12
XI Summer Aeropag 0-2-4
XII Summer Novonaya & Provinsk 9-1-7
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XV Summer Terranean Coast/Bunjil 18-19-18
XVI Summer Prescott Twin Cities 11-24-25

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X Winter Baseton 1-2-2
XI Winter Prescott 3-8-7
XII Winter Prescott 1-4-5
XIII Winter Prescott 4-5-4
XIV Winter Neverend & Yeaddin 6-9-7
XV Winter Clayquot 2-2-8
XVI Winter City Centre 5-4-2
XVII Winter 1-2-1
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Britonisea's International Television Corporation - Official broadcaster of the XI Olympiad

TARGET - XI OLYMPIAD, AEROPAG

How long left until we reach our target;
4 GOLD MEDALS
5 SILVER MEDALS
4 BRONZE MEDALS

RankGoldSilverBronzeTOTAL
X0101


Medal Count: Either those medals above or 10 medals in total. Preferably 17 medals.


THE OPENING CEREMONY // THE ULTIMAVERSE SEASONAL SUMMER GAMES

Described by many during the Opening Ceremony at Aeropag was very awkward and unsettling. Regardless of that, the ceremony was very patriotic, and highlighted the nations love for the sport we aren't too keen on - football. Not only that, but our flagbarer did us well during the ceremony, as he waved that flag high in the sky, as the multicoloured team came out in full style at the opening ceremony.

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Leonardo Matyas on BITC News at 4am.


Before the stadium had invited all the countries in to the 11th Olympiad, news of a new team started to spread. They were to be called the Independent Olympic Athletes - which seemed a bit degenerative. The Independent Olympic Athletes were to come out in the stadium with some horribly designed clothing - singling them out from the rest of the delegations who came out in all colours of the rainbow. As the French started, we knew that it was time to settle down and start watching the Olympic Games. At our end, the Olympics didn't start until late in the night, which meant that only 2.1 million people watched the ceremony - and it's expected that half of them fell asleep before it had even started. At 9.00am on the BITC channel, there was a repeat for those who went to sleep.

Then, a lorry truck came in to the arena and reversed in to the stadium. And from then, it was some sort of pandemonium. As the stadium transformed in what Aeropag is now today, and it was a very intense scene. It featured thunder and lighting, and boy, was it getting exciting! Suddenly, out of nowhere came aeroplanes and all of the sort, before 32 men came out on the stage. The men looked like they were ready to play something. And, they ended up playing a game of football. We don't really know why the did this, when we are celebrating the Olympic Games as opposed to the World Cup, but nevertheless, watching a boring match of football was better than having out of tune singers parading in the stadium. After the footballers had their fair share of the time in the stadium, other sports started to come out and they stood together in the Olympic estoile; usually the "creme-de-la-creme" of the ceremony - the formation of the estoile, or "the star."

Then it was the first nation to come out, and as the ceremony went on, it got more boring. The Britonish came out twelfth and stood out as we had an oiled up, rugby player, Leonardo Matyas leader the way as we came out in our colours of the pH scale, in pH order - with the alkalies coming last. The Athlètes olympiques indépendants, or "the Independent Olympic Athletes" came out of a bullish murmur from the crowd in Aeropag, one which caused some athletes in Britonisea distaste;

Mario Atletico 9 minutes ago

Listening to the crowd murmur at the IOAs. #Discouraging

Leonardo Matyas Seconds ago

Not nice listening to the murmurs for the #IOA team.

Leo Garry Seconds ago

Grande Juguawais d'Olympische, malaudioenche #Aeropag, #IOA
[Great Olympic Games, Bad Audience (Fans)]

Ricardo Toli Seconds ago

At least some of them cheered. #Aeropag

Regardless of the bad perception of the International Olympic Athletes, the Olympics ceremony were somewhat okay. The Olympic tower looked nice. The fireworks also looked nice too.




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THE US SUMMER GAMES
THE I SEASONAL SUMMER GAMES OF THE ULTIMAVERSE
Vhe 1ez Juguwais'eter Ultimæverté


"The US Summer Games," or "The Ultimaversian Seasonal Summer Games" is unlike any other Olympic Games. Whereas the Olympics is held in one place - or two places at most, the US Summer Games will take place all over the region, and will last three months. The first day of the US Summer Games is on the 2nd of September, and the Opening Ceremony will take place in the country that hosts the first event, (football and rugby). It is expected that there will be around 180 medal events, however, the Britonish Olympic Association would like to invest in having over 200 medal events in over 30 sports. Currently, only 129 medal events have been confirmed, with 57 of those medal events happening in November alone - mostly coming from Athletics and Cycling. However, there has been outrage as it has been expected that all water-based sports will not take place until the Regional Olympics in May, and instead will be replaced for simpler sports like Rollerskating or ten-pin bowling.

It has also been confirmed that Britonisea would like to host around 60 events of the 180 available, which would mean Britonisea taking over 1/3 of the Games, eventhough there are 40 other nations able to bid to host events at the games. Medal hopes are coming from Judo, where there are 14 medals available, weightlifting and athletics - which could be held in the Doportedas Stadium to finish off the Summer Games. Countries like Ndaku, Aurevbush, Arioslavia and Juggalo Syndicate has confirmed participation, while Manticoran Empire and Ekoz are unheard of.

Nations outside the Ultimaverse are also participating too, with two of the nations coming from Britonisea's former Union of Conferederate Regions and close ally, Werenth who have 3 nations signed up. It's expected that a total of 24 nations will sign up from other regions like the People's Confederation of Qandaristan. Moreover, it is expected that countries Kalosia, Polkopia, Anollasia, New Edom, Cheongji, West Phoencia, Qasden, Kep, Kannap and Ethane will also be invited to the US Summer Games, making it a momentous occasion for all.

The Ultimaversian winners of the competition will then go on to qualifying to the final of the UCR Summer Olympic Games in May.
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The 24 hour Olympic Sports Channel.

Hosts:

Devlin Carter
Princess Stephanie Sunbury, West Phoenician Figure Skater
Mitchell, Former Captain of the West Phoenician Basketball Team
Richard Home, Gold Medallist, Paralympics swimmer
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Devlin Carter: "A horrible day overall for West Phoenicia at the Games. A multitude of sports were played today. Most saw West Phoenicia crash and fall."

Princess Stephanie Sunbury-Bush: "Here are some high lights where at least we progressed to the next stage.


BOXING
Men’s Light Flyweight

* Gavin Suntan

Women’s Light Flyweight
* Hope Anderson



CANOE SLALOM—Men’s C-1

* Samuel Le Percy

ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS—Men’s

* Greyson Cole-Horse

HOCKEY—Men’s

ROWING

Men’s Single Sculls
* Edward Defence

Men’s Double Sculls
* Mike Lei / Edward Defence

Men’s Quadruple Sculls
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Men’s Coxless Pairs
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Women’s Single Sculls
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Women’s Double Sculls
* Whitey Tea Awe / Katherine Malone-Repechages:Heat Assignment.

Women’s Quadruple Sculls
* Whitey Tea Awe / Katherine Malone / Angie Baffa / Maria Sicily. -Repêchages : Heats assignments

Women’s Lightweight Coxless Fours
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Table Tennis:
Men Singles
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* Axel Hobson

Women’s Single:
* Do Nguyen
* Candace Bush-Sunbury

Tennis
Men's Singles:
* Wissam Dallas

Men's Doubles:
* Kamal Dallas / Wissam Dallas

Women’s Singles:
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Devlin Carter: We didn't do too bad. There are alot more sports to play and as long as we keep progressing we stand a chance.

Princess Stephanie Bush-Sunbury: "True. I want to say a shout out to my sister Candace who progressed in table tennis. And a sad disappoitment to our Womens-Grid Iron team who did a remarkable job in getting here today. But was knocked out by the host nation. The girls have only been playing as a combined team for a year. After a great qualifier we held some hope, but that dream was shattered today."

Genevieve Horton: "They did good especially against the mannish looking Paripana Sporting Council. "

Devlin Carter: "Medals or not. West Phoenicia is making the headlines during this Olympics. "

Princess Stephanie Sunbury-Bush:" Would be nice for winning as opposed to our hands down best dressed team and drama off the field.."

Devlin Carter: "We wouldn't be West Phoenicians if we didn't include drama."

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Not on our bus...thank you


Sources at the scene state after the Opening Ceremony when athletes of Free Republic who were flying under the banner of The Independent Olympic Athletes were blocked entry on one of the buses designated for West Phoenician athletes on the ride back to the Olympic Village.

A bystander who chose to remain annoymous claimed a bulky West Phoenicia woman who was probably a Wrestler blocked the entrance telling the Independent Olympic Athletes, "West Phoenicia doesn't do refugees. This is a segregated bus." In which half the bus broke into laughter.

West Phoenicia has long had issues over Segregation. A Segregation Party in West Phoenicia holds a number of seats in key city-states around the country where they have passed "The let them eat cake bill"which allows for wealthy West Phoenicians the ability to live in segregated areas away from those of a poorer social class. The bill allows certain hospitals, schools, cafes and suburbs to refuse service to those not of a wealthy class. While the bill is only law in 5 of the 30 city-states, the movement is growing with both The Antebellum Party and the Aristocracy Party supporting the bill in other city-states.

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Postby Tobiasia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:51 am

The Asylum Committee of Tobiasia (ACT) would like to extend a hand to the Independent Olympic Athletes, fleeing one unnamed nation. Any athlete may apply for Tobiasian citizenship after these games. Tobiasia would also like to turn the eye of the international community to the incident on a West Phoneician bus where there was a possible case of racism. Once again, any athlete fleeing their nation may apply for Tobiasian citizenship. We welcome any refugee.
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Postby Astyrian Olympics Delegation » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:53 am

Ethrin Traja
Trellin


“Sounds like Azara’s doing. Her father’d never have heard of it,” tutted an older man as he idly rotated his beer glass on the bar. On the television on the wall, a commentator pretended to know about gymnastics.

On the left, a second voice replied, complete with its own, dissenting opinion. “Azara is her father’s daughter. She’s just Mahrim repackaged. No difference between the two except that she’s younger. You can sit on that stool and pontificate all you like but if Mahrim were still on the throne – thrones? – and sending our lads abroad you wouldn’t notice, let alone care.”

“If Mahrim were sending our lad and lass abroad,” retorted figure number one, “I’d believe he had a good reason for it. This daughter of his seems to make it up as she goes along. Sending our people abroad to countries we’ve never even heard of? How is that befitting a ruler?”

To his right, a third character scoffed internally before interrupting. “It’s called diplomacy, and it’s exactly what rulers do.”

The first man shook his head. “I know about diplomacy, and trotting a horse or two around a fancy pen isn’t that.”

A fourth bargoer woke up from his empty pint glass and blinked before wisely contributing, “Diplomacy’s all about fancy pens. How else would they get those signatures on their edicts and treaties?”

The second man patted this newcomer on the back before composing his retort. “That’s alright, you go back to sleep. Listen to me, Azara’s doing what her father did: making Trellin open. You don’t go from isolation to integration in one big leap, you ease your way in. Some countries send in a hundred men to this thing. We sent two.”

“One man,” the first speaker reminded him, “and one woman.” The second shrugged as he continued, “And we’d best not forget the ten Cadenzans and Kur’zhetis or the no Arimatheans at all and the total absence of Txekri, Velaran or Hyseran athletes. If you’re trying to integrate Trellin into the world, which no one even wants anyway, in here or out there, then you’d think you’d make it a representative team.”

“Maybe none of them wanted to come,” countered the third speaker, pausing to sip at his beverage, “or maybe they did but these lads were better. It’s not like they’re picked by diplomats anyway. There are committees, selection guidelines, that sort of thing.”

“Not to mention that we’ve never heard of half of these sports,” agreed the second speaker, exercising their voting bloc. “Does anyone in the empire know what a… badminton is?”

All four looked up at the screen for a moment to try to come to terms with the spelling. The first speaker gestured generally at the television.

“She thinks she does,” he said, meaning the commentator.

“Maybe she does,” the fourth speaker, and part-time sleeper, interjected. “She sounds foreign.”

“Probably Jajexan so,” the second voice intoned to a chorus of nods.

“It’s the west coast. Something about the ocean air must make them the way they are. It’s the same in Azmir, in Emla and in the capital,” voice number three considered, and the nods continued.

“It’s like I said all along, lads, they don’t understand us over there,” concluded the first speaker.

The second speaker coughed. “No, you said Azara was an embarrassment to her father. I’ve seen no evidence of that.”

“Aye, she’s a fine young lady,” agreed his buddy.

“Maybe so, but she’s a long way to go before she convinces me she’s a good replacement for the king.” The first man was uncompromising.

The second speaker raised his hands in frustration as the third rolled his eyes and the fourth leaned forward into his empty glass. “It’s clear we’re getting nowhere,” voice number two said, exasperated. “Garo, change the channel, would you?”

With a silent nod, the bartender put down the glass he was polishing, exchanged it for the remote and switched over to the news.


Credit to Trellin
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Postby Kernansquillec » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:12 am

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To: KRN-delegation-AeropagXI, KRN-staff-AeropagXI
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Subject: Regarding issues at the Olympic Park



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Dear Athletes and Coaches,

Following reports of issues at the Olympic Park, the National Olympic Committee would like to clarify its guidelines for members of the Kernansquillecan delegation.

Firstly, the NOC apologises to those affected by last night's power cut which took place during the airing of The Big City. While we hope those who missed episode 6 (season 3) shall be able to catch it up over the coming days thanks to the fast internet and wifi connexions at your disposal, we plead with members who were able to watch the episode not to tell any spoilers. Members of the delegation caught telling spoilers will be made to miss next week's episode and will have it mercilessly spoilt to them by those they wronged.

Secondly, the NOC would like to remain members of the delegation that they are here first and foremost to represent the Kernansquillecan nation and perform their upmost in the sporting arena. One of the main steps to ensuring maximum performance is to be well rested. While certain members of the delegation have also pointed out that mental wellbeing is also a key factor, we hope members of the delegation who engage in "mental wellbeing" activities shall do so in a manner that does not wake up their neighbours. We remain members of the delegation that during such activities to not attempt manoeuvers that could result in injury. Further nocturnal activities that result in excess noise shall result in the perpetrators being named and shamed, so please do have fun, but in a safe and quiet manner.

Thirdly, following reports of condoms being used by members of other delegations as water bombs, we kindly ask the Kernansquillecan delegation to remember that these are first and foremost here to ensure the safety of those who engage in the previously mentioned "mental wellbeing" activities. However, given the large supply that has been attributed to the Kernansquillecan delegation (our reputation precedes us), members of the delegation are expected to retaliate with force should a member of the delegation be attacked.

Fourthly, competitors in the shooting competition are reminded that practising your aim by shooting a cans in the street from the window of your hotel room is NOT an acceptable means of training. Several members of the boxing delegation have already stated an interest in "sorting things out" should there be any further incidents so proceed at your own risk.

Fifthly, the delegation's MMLU (Make Margaret Love You) tournament shall being tomorrow evening, with schedules being tailored to your training schedules and competition fixtures. Forty-eight participants registered and we shall be looking forward to an entertaining tournament. Games consoles and copies of the football video game shall be provided by the NOC.

Sixthly, the NOC would like to recommend that athletes do not play around with the televisions in the communal areas while events are underway. These televisions should remain on coverage of your teammates' events and not switched to a documentary about wildlife in Aeropag. Personal televisions in your rooms are for such purposes - unless events have finished for the day.

Seventhly, the NOC would like to congratulate all the athletes who have qualified from their heats and qualifying rounds, and hopes the whole delegation shall join us in these congratulations. We also send our commiserations to all those who have already finished their Games, but we hope that they shall now get behind those who are left and push them towards victory.

Finally, should you have any issues that we are not yet aware of, please do contact us and we shall try to resolve the issue.

Good luck for the upcoming events, the whole of Kernansquillec is behind you,

Kindest regards,

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The Tobiasian Olympic Council has apologised to the managers of the Tobiasian section of the Olympic village after an unnamed member of the men's hockey team borrowed Mrs Twan Lee's rapid-fire training pistol to pose in a 'spy selfie'. The hockey team member reportedly shot a blank during around 10oclock at night, waking up athletes. The athletes woken reportedly decided not to press action against the hockey player, saying that "It was the funniest thing they had ever seen". The hockey player was reportedly shaken but OK.
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Postby Vettrera » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:42 am

Meghan Young had always held a reputation for being extremely blunt and outspoken, even in her teenage years where she competed as part of the Vettreran Olympic Team as well as for her home province of Cape Marshall during several Valor City Games appearances, she never shyed away from speaking her mind. Therefore, several people were alarmed when Vettrera chose to make her, along with Valoria Beach, the official media representatives for Vettrera at this year’s Olympic Games held in Aeropag. It was then understandable when a simple press conference held after a day of interesting results for Vettrera turned from run-of-the-mill to run-for-the-hills.

A reporter from the Valor City Times stood up in the middle of the crowded hall to ask the first question to Meghan: “How do you feel about how the male gymnasts performed during qualifying?”

“This is actually the first time we’re fielding a male gymnatsics team, and I have to say that everything is going swimmingly. Howar and Marcus placed very well earning a spot in Individual All-Around Finals, as well as in specfic events. Vettrera also advanced into Team Finals. Even Curtis, who placed last for Vettrera would have been the best finisher if he represented a different nation. Beyond that, Anderson Kress placed high enough to make All-Around Finals, but regulations limit representation to 2 per nation. Over the years I’ve been very adamant about how that rule is…in a word, stupid. The best All-Around should literally be the best from all around, but of course I somewhat understand why the decision was made to limit national representation. It takes me back to our games eight years ago where Bianca tied for the last spot in the All-Around, but wouldn’t even be able to compete for the slot because she placed 3rd inside Vettrera. I’m not a fan of the rule, but that’s not a knock on any of the councilr or bigheads or anything, that’s just how the cookie crumbles. I think it’s just great that the Vettreran men have a shot at the podium here, and I think they can do it. Of course, I think the women can do it even better, but that’s something we’ll have to address a later day.”

Then the press conference started to turn. A writer for the Hectate Affairs stood up and asked Meghan a much more aggresssive quetsion: “How do you feel about the nations verbally complaining about the state of these Olympics.”

Meghan let out a short exhale of breath and gave a slight smirk as she prepared to answer.

“Are you asking me as someone that is speaking on behalf of Team Vettrera, or are you asking me as Meghan Young the individual?”

“Let’s go with Meghan Young the individual.”

“Wonderful...” Meghan said, taking a second to gather her thoughts. “I think most of them are being bitches.” The crowd erupted slightly with laughter, as Valora Beach, the other Vettreran speaker smiled and buried her face in her hands. Meghan took a second to gain her compurse once again and then continued speaking. “No, no, I honestly think they’re being bitches. I mean, I read the stuff that Free Republics released, I listened to the complaints from people inside The GVC, I just think it’s all self-righteous bullshit. I think people get so used to this senese of entitlement that they think they’re free to treat anyone and everyone however they want. They don’t mind inconveniencing people ,they don’t mind annoying people, becausee in their minds the only people who matter are themselves. And those are the type of people I can’t stand for. These are people that don’t take even one iota of a second to recognize everything else that is going in play. They can’t see the forest for the trees and are willing to torch the entire woods if things don’t go their way. It’s something I’ve never liked. And for the record, this isn’t me fanning the flames of some nonexistent rivalry, or me trying to create unnecessary drama, this is just me being me.”

Out of nowhere, Valoria Beach regained her composure and decided to share some words of her own. “While we’re on this subject…I want to address some claims made about West Phoenicia that made the press the other day. Apparently they had chosen to block in some refugees that were trying to enter the busses. I just want to offer my unequivocated and totally unnecessary opinion on the subject. And my opinion is that they can all go fuck themselves. You are at an event that is being used to showcase the beauty of the entire world, and you use this as an opportunity to expose your bigotry and nastiness to the world. You are disgusting.”
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Postby Electrum » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:17 am

Centralis Herald - Comment - Miranda Lawrence

The immaturity displayed so far at these games must no longer be dignified by worldwide press

I sometimes like indulging in the Olympics - whether its the cross country in the eventing event of the Equestrian or the calm, steely gazes of the rifle shooters, there's something about feeling pride about your nation which really makes you patriotic as the sport continues to consume you. Trust the athletes however, to put a stop to all that happiness and fervent patriotism with nasty political messages and more importantly, the endless non-stop coverage by certain nations' media into the most inane aspects of their athletes. It's no surprise that you haven't seen any Electrumites in the news -- we are of course, the most civilised people in the entire multiverse. Yet again the Olympics are besmirched by those who want to throw mud at this celebration of sport.

Let's start with the blatant political messaging about athletes. There is a clear parallel here with the current trends in supporting these so-called 'refugees' with the feminist armbands that we saw in Baseton. Yet again, certain nations want to glorify these independent athletes and call them 'refugees'. The Olympic Council must act in declaring that firstly, these athletes are not refugees, rather that they are representing a nation which has been suspended by the Olympic Council due to interference, and secondly, that they should issue a stern warning to those media agencies who have been calling them 'refugees'. They are not 'refugees'. We must stop humanising these 'refugees'. Refugees are people who want to come to our nation through illegal means and drain our resources, but as usual, both the keyboard warriors at home and the worldwide media, who are constantly belittling me, are also always whining about how we must help those refugees. It's a sad day when they can't even tell the difference between athletes and refugees, but it goes to show what their intelligence is like.

Let's turn to the other issue at these Olympic Games, the clear sin and debauchery displayed by some athletes is absolutely despicable and deplorable, and again, the Olympic Council must step up and address this issue. With their antics, they are detracting what the Olympics are all about -- the excellence of sporting pursuit, not these matters. One must wonder why the National Olympic Committees of those nations haven't disciplined their athletes yet, perhaps they haven't felt enough shame for their nation, and would like to feel it a bit more. These athletes are out of control. It's time that we ban some nations from the Olympics, so that the more civilised nations, such as our nations would be the only ones competing, without distraction. Said athlete must be removed immediately from the competition -- their crime so sordid that I won't dare repeat it again.

Finally, the root of the issue is the availability of the condom itself. Athletes should not be able to have sex outside of wedlock. It is seriously disgusting that the Olympic Council and host organisers have implicitly endorsed the notion that it is OK to have sex, and that there should be no consequences for that action. The very actions of these people threaten the very morality of which society takes its values from. They must be dispensed of immediately, and athletes placed under lockdown in their own accommodations -- they must not be allowed to intermingle. It's a bit odd to find myself agreeing with Father Vasily, but it is true. They should not be able to break into other nation's rooms and lodgings at all. The so-called 'revenge' attack that occurred is again, something that is despicable. It is not only a risk to security for our athletes, but also is theft and that is against the law.

Quite frankly, I am embarrassed about the state of the Olympics so far. The athletes better shape up. This is a sporting competition for goodness sakes. Where are the NOCs suppressing their behaviour? Perhaps their inaction describes what their respective nations is truly about.

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Postby CoraSpia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:20 am

'Mr Chicken' revealed to be none other than Celari diver Certi Ros

Scenes of annoyance and near-pandemonium were witnessed in the Olympic village last night as a man was seen running around clucking like a chicken and knocking on doors. The man, at that point unnamed, woke up many athletes from all over the world with his impressive impressions of chickens and cockerels. He was joined by 'Mr Turkey,' 'Mr. sheep,' and 'Mrs. Cow,' who performed similar activities, however remain as yet unnamed.

We caught up to a man seen approaching our media centre rather blearily this morning, proclaiming that he was indeed Mr. Chicken however, and he informed us of his true identity.

"The names Certi Ros..." he slurred, his eyes twitching rather insanely. "I'm like...a diver, yeah? And...I've done pretty shit this year, if you get me. So I'm not going to win...so I thought like...let's have some fun. So that's why I decided on the whole...clucking thing, if you get what I mean. It was amazing, man, some people tried attacking me but I pecked them real good...and someone came out with stuffing. I ate the stuffing."
When asked whether Mr. Chicken would be making a come back, he responded "We'll like...see how it goes. Giant chickens are cool, man...and I uh...shouldn't hurt everyones vibes by not being one. It's like...a talent, if you get me...and I'm better at it than diving."
In his own words, those athletes awoken or annoyed by his stunt were "Like...just uncool, man. They need to chill."

Marel Deli, deputy chief organiser of the Havenic Olympic delegation condemned the move, calling it highly irresponsible. However she was quick to point out that Havenssport was not in any way responsible for Mr. Ros' actions.




Letter to all Havenic athletes and staff
From: Marel Deli, deputy chief organiser of the Havenic delegation to the games of the XI Olympiad.
Encryption level: n/a (hand-delivered.)

Dear athletes and staff;
It has come to my attention that the previous night a Havenic athlete was seen parading around the athletes village in the company of unknown others in a chicken costume, referring to himself as 'Mr. Chicken.' Havenssport does not condone such activities, however will point out now that we won't intervene should it happen again. Mr. Chicken is generating many online video hits, and I am sure that the athlete concerned has ensured that he will receive at least a few intervews upon his return. We wish him good luck.


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Postby Tobiasia » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:47 am

The reported "Mr Chicken" on the site of the Olympic village was dennounced by Tobiasian athletes today. In a highly watched video posted via email to the athlete in question, and posted on social media, the Tobiasian men and women's football teams showed off a large array of water pistols, water balloons and water bombs. The Tobiasian left centre back said of 'Mr Chicken', "if that thing comes near us, cry havoc and let slip the water balloons of war."

Apparently the Tobiasian area was terrorised on day one by this 'chicken'.
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Kelssek gets on the medal tally

The gnawing anxiety that we could send hundreds of our best athletes to the Olympics and fail to win anything has been put to rest after Kelssekians picked up three medals on the first day of competition. No golds yet, though. [more]

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  • Craig Carlton wins bronze in 400m IM
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"Bizarre" goings-on reported in athletes village
Panty raids and water-filled condoms are apparently flying around some parts of the Olympic Village, leading to international incidents and declarations of outrage... [more]


WATER POLO (W)
Kelssek overcomes Mapletish in stifling affair
Kelssek took a grinding 6-4 win over Mapletish in their first game of the women's water polo tournament in a physical encounter marked with stifling defence and missed opportunities... [more]


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Two silvers as Kelssekians lose their grip
Tricia Slater and Bryan Symonds picked up silver medals in the first day of judo competition and there is absolutely no controversy about this because they were good sports and definitely no one said anything both sexist and specieist about Sayli Sokanovi because that would be unthinkable. Okay, well, let's just say one broadcaster out there is getting blasted on social media. [more]
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