Weapon of Mass Pacifism - Meow Missile

[Valentine Z]

OOC: It's still on sale, if you want any. Remember, don't use it to kill someone with it! The missile will know, and we will send in a horde of cats to scratch you if you use it against the regulations.

OOC2: Oh shoot, my large cat image is gone! Never mind, it's back!

[Undarat]

After testing the weapons, we have decided that they are suitable for our use as a peaceful, nonviolent weapon. Expect more purchases in the future.

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Nation Name: Undarat
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Department of Defense
Name of Representative (if any): Justin Westlake
Purchase Quantity: 50
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Undarat

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[Valentine Z]

Dear Justin,

Your purchase of 50 Meow Missiles is successful! Please wire NSD 10,350,000.00 to the Valentian Government within 5 working days. After payment, you will receive your order within 3-5 working days. Shipping is free, and come back soon!

Sincerely,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr Millicent Eirian

[Cordrazine Collective]

Nation Name: Cordrazine Collective
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Cordrazine Pacification Agency
Name of Representative (if any): Zafonia
Purchase Quantity: 100
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Cordrazine Collective

On orders of the great and mighty Empress Fabiana the Magnificent, we wish to acquire some of these weapons.

We totally do not intend to mass spam the devices and use them as a distraction as we attack with our ugly Owlwok forces. At all. That would be wring. And we, the majestic and brilliant Cordrazine, are always right! And thus that won’t happen, I promise you.

If only we were good at making war jokes! Yes, that’s the explanation for this. Anyway, how about those missiles?

[Rusthenia]

Nation Name: Rusthenia
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Rusthenian Strategic Rocket Forces
Name of Representative (if any): Anag Khachatourian
Purchase Quantity: 50
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Democratic Free Polish State


as the Democratic Free Polish State declared it's indepent from Rusthenia on 7/10/18 and we need these WMPs to stop em'

[Valentine Z]

Nation Name: Cordrazine Collective
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Cordrazine Pacification Agency
Name of Representative (if any): Zafonia
Purchase Quantity: 100
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Cordrazine Collective

On orders of the great and mighty Empress Fabiana the Magnificent, we wish to acquire some of these weapons.

We totally do not intend to mass spam the devices and use them as a distraction as we attack with our ugly Owlwok forces. At all. That would be wring. And we, the majestic and brilliant Cordrazine, are always right! And thus that won’t happen, I promise you.

If only we were good at making war jokes! Yes, that’s the explanation for this. Anyway, how about those missiles?

Good Morning, Zafonia,

Your purchase of 100 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer/wire NSD 20,700,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 3-6 days.

Regards,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

Nation Name: Rusthenia
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Rusthenian Strategic Rocket Forces
Name of Representative (if any): Anag Khachatourian
Purchase Quantity: 50
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Democratic Free Polish State


as the Democratic Free Polish State declared it's indepent from Rusthenia on 7/10/18 and we need these WMPs to stop em'

Good Morning, Anag Khachatourian,

Your purchase of 50 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer/wire NSD 10,350,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 2-4 days.

Regards,
- Assistant Secretary Mandy Juliet Voorzicht Willow Stephanie Madison Rose Deborah Colette Vanessa

[Artonin]

Nation Name: Artonin
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Artonin Defense Forces (ADF)
Name of Representative (if any): Secretary Of Defense Jacob Plano
Purchase Quantity: 2
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Artonin

Note: The nation of Artonin would like too thank you for creating a device too be used for peace rather than war, our nation generally seeks peaceful solutions, this devices existence is greatly is greatly respected for its connivence.

[Valentine Z]

Nation Name: Artonin
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Artonin Defense Forces (ADF)
Name of Representative (if any): Secretary Of Defense Jacob Plano
Purchase Quantity: 2
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Artonin

Note: The nation of Artonin would like too thank you for creating a device too be used for peace rather than war, our nation generally seeks peaceful solutions, this devices existence is greatly is greatly respected for its connivence.

Good morning, Secretary Jacob,

Your purchase of 2 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer NSD 414,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 1-3 days. And indeed, you are welcome, for we are also very happy to make sure that these missiles harm no one, and settles wars in a more peaceful manner.

Regards,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

[Greater Free Oceania]

Nation Name: The Federal Republic Of Atlantica
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: ADB - Atlantican Defense Bureu
Name of Representative (if any): Matilda Granger
Purchase Quantity: 100
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: The Federal Republic of Atlantica

[Valentine Z]

Nation Name: The Federal Republic Of Atlantica
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: ADB - Atlantican Defense Bureu
Name of Representative (if any): Matilda Granger
Purchase Quantity: 100
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: The Federal Republic of Atlantica

Good morning, Matilda Granger,

Your purchase of 100 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer NSD 20,700,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 3-6 days.

Regards,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I never thought I'd consider buying one of these, but I don't want to kill countless civilians. Also, could we change the images to majestic scenery and impressive architecture. Thanks!

Nation Name: The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Liberation of Earth Propaganda Committee
Name of Representative (if any): no
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Democratic Liberation Forces

[Valentine Z]

I never thought I'd consider buying one of these, but I don't want to kill countless civilians. Also, could we change the images to majestic scenery and impressive architecture. Thanks!

Nation Name: The Galactic Liberal Democracy
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Liberation of Earth Propaganda Committee
Name of Representative (if any): no
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: Democratic Liberation Forces

Good morning to you all, Liberation of Earth Propaganda Committee,

Your purchase of 15 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer NSD 3,105,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 2-3 days. Though, I am not exactly sure on your second request on majestic pictures... Isn't the cat majestic enough?

Regards,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

[Gopnikea]

Nation Name: The Slav Union of Gopnikea
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Boris the Shashlik King
Name of Representative (if any): Cousin Anatoli
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: The Slav Union of Gopnikea

[Valentine Z]

Nation Name: The Slav Union of Gopnikea
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Boris the Shashlik King
Name of Representative (if any): Cousin Anatoli
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: The Slav Union of Gopnikea

Good evening to you, Cousin Anatoli!

Your purchase of 15 Meow Missiles is successful! Please transfer NSD 3,105,000.00 to Valentian Government, and your missiles will be shipped to you. Expect the arrival in 2-3 days.

Regards,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

[Valentine Z]

UPDATE: Prices have been slashed 90% of the original price for a limited time! This is in efforts to bring peace and unity before an impending nuclear strike!
Cost: 10,000 Valentian Credits per missile (20,700 NSD, at 1 Valentian Credits = 2.07 NationStates Dollars).

[Free Arabian Nation]

Nation Name: Free Arabian Nation
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Free Arabian Military
Name of Representative (if any): Abbas
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: We're gonna fuck with Big Brother, Mother Russia, and Immortal Father and replace the screens on the TV with cats instead of their faces on April Fools... hopefully they don't get too mad .

[Valentine Z]

Nation Name: Free Arabian Nation
Purchasing Contractor / Organisation: Free Arabian Military
Name of Representative (if any): Dassm
Purchase Quantity: 15
Nation Name to be Displayed on Message: We're gonna fuck with Big Brother, Mother Russia, and Immortal Father and replace the screens on the TV with cats instead of their faces on April Fools... hopefully they don't get too mad .

Dear Dassm,

Your purchase of 15 Meow Missiles have been accepted! Please transfer NSD 310,500.00 to the Valentian Government, and we will ship your order within 2-3 days. Though, do bear in mind that, that message is unable to be displayed because it's simply supposed to be a nation name.

Sincerely,
- Head Secretary Jamie Izabella Maxie Clara Pernella Ellie Marie Valerie Ruby Æstriðr F. Millicent Eirian

[Valentine Z]

UPDATE: Prices have been slashed 90% of the original price for a limited time! This is in efforts to bring peace and unity before an impending nuclear strike!
Cost: 10,000 Valentian Credits per missile (20,700 NSD, at 1 Valentian Credits = 2.07 NationStates Dollars).

Sale period's over. It's back to 207,000 NSD per Meow Missile.

Meow. :3