Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

[The Apostolic See]

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Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

The Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

Is your Heir to the Throne a drug addled fool?

Is the President's daughter exchanging sexual favours for crack?

Or are you simply a honest, hardworking millionaire who cannot find the time to raise your child through their troublesome teen years?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, or even if you didn't, why not consider opening a "School for Troublesome Teens" in your nation?

This elite boarding school aims to instill the virtues of honesty, loyalty, chastity and decency into even the most troublesome teens. They will be taught their usual lessons, as well as ethics, scripture and latin. This is to help mould them into productive members of society, and make them worthy of their lofty and honourable lineage. The Sisters of Mercy are a sect of the Holy Apostolic Church, and will set impeccable examples of behaviour for both young men and women, who are currently set on the way to Satan.

However, you need not be a member of our Church, nor even religious to send your teens here. We simply offer a rigid, disciplined learning environment, in which we may mould troublesome teenagers into the leaders of tomorrow. The school requires a tuition fee of 200% of average individual national income of clients to attend, thereby keeping it as a school for those at the higher end of the social ladder.

If you would like the Sisters of Mercy to open a school in your nation, please apply below.

Name of Nation
Estimated number of eligible pupils
Average Income in your nation
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc)
Number of Schools desired
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?

Once you have filled this out, we will begin construction immediately, and you can thank us later as youth crime plummets through the floor. The Sisterhood prays that you consider this offer, and that God enters into your hearts.

Amen.

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[The Corporate Syndicate]

TO The representatives of the Apostolic See
FROM Meridian City, Chamber of Commerce
RE. (untitled)

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We thank the Apostolic See for the original offer to build a free cathedral in Meridian City, but we would also like to address the rising amounts of youth crime; as the World Assembly puts it, "crime is a problem [in Meridian City]". Therefore, we would like to ask the See once more to build a 'School for Troublesome Teens' here in Meridian City. You may want to view the factbook of Meridian City (link here), but the key fact is that we would like the Schools to be in the diplomatic, high-end community of Leapleigh, which is home to many leading executives, businessmen and diplomats around the world.

We understand that the See doesn't mind if the School offers non-religious education; however, we at Meridian City wouldn't mind if the Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens offered a proper, Apostolic Catholic education to its pupil. We hope that the See views our acceptance favourably, and hope to build stronger ties with the See in the future.

　Yours sincerely,
　The Chamber of Commerce, Meridian City

Name of Nation Meridian City (represented by the Corporate Syndicate)
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 1,200
Average Income in your nation US$ 19,743.61 (according to NSEconomy)
Most likely cause for admittance: promiscuity
Number of Schools desired: 2
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: spiritual focus

[New Edom]

Name of Nation: The Allied States of New Edom
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 7,000
Average Income in your nation: 20,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc) drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, disobedience and poor grades in school
Number of Schools desired: 14
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? We would appreciate the schools having a spiritual focus but would like this to be interdenominational Christian, focused on the Nicene Creed and with chapels available specific to denomination.

[The Apostolic See]

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TO The representatives of the Apostolic See
FROM Meridian City, Chamber of Commerce
RE. (untitled)

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We thank the Apostolic See for the original offer to build a free cathedral in Meridian City, but we would also like to address the rising amounts of youth crime; as the World Assembly puts it, "crime is a problem [in Meridian City]". Therefore, we would like to ask the See once more to build a 'School for Troublesome Teens' here in Meridian City. You may want to view the factbook of Meridian City (link here), but the key fact is that we would like the Schools to be in the diplomatic, high-end community of Leapleigh, which is home to many leading executives, businessmen and diplomats around the world.

We understand that the See doesn't mind if the School offers non-religious education; however, we at Meridian City wouldn't mind if the Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens offered a proper, Apostolic Catholic education to its pupil. We hope that the See views our acceptance favourably, and hope to build stronger ties with the See in the future.

　Yours sincerely,
　The Chamber of Commerce, Meridian City

Name of Nation Meridian City (represented by the Corporate Syndicate)
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 1,200
Average Income in your nation US$ 19,743.61 (according to NSEconomy)
Most likely cause for admittance: promiscuity
Number of Schools desired: 2
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: spiritual focus

Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

Dear Sirs/Madams of the Chamber of Commerce,

His Eminence, Cardinal Francis O'Malley (in charge of the Church's Board of Education), has reviewed your application in conjuction with myself and other prominent members of the Sisterhood, and we are delighted to announce that you have been accepted. Construction will begin on the school premises immediately.

We are also most grateful, given the secular nature of your government, for permission to teach traditional Apostolic Doctrine in schools located within your city. We offer the non-spiritual path for those who do not wish for their children to be raised with Apostolic views. However, we believe that this bias is a great benefit to the youth of today, as this ancient belief system holds many relevant truths for modern society.

We also appreciate your call for closer ties with the Holy Apostolic See, and would be open to any suggestions for cooperation between our organisations in future.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy, and Head of the "Troublesome Teen" Schooling programme.

[The Apostolic See]

Name of Nation: The Allied States of New Edom
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 7,000
Average Income in your nation: 20,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc) drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, disobedience and poor grades in school
Number of Schools desired: 14
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? We would appreciate the schools having a spiritual focus but would like this to be interdenominational Christian, focused on the Nicene Creed and with chapels available specific to denomination.

Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

Dear Sir/Madam,

We will begin construction of Schools within your nation immediately. We understand your desire to keep education equal, and as such, will teach interdenominational Christian beliefs, and provide chapels as necessary. We also thank you for the financial rewards that this strategy will offer our Church, as the funds will go towards spreading the word of Christ further amongst the non-believers, as well as a certain percentage going to charity.

We have a good track record with reforming both Promiscuity and Drug Abuse, and can guarentee that our further involvement in your educational system will have nothing but a positive effect on crime rates in your nation. This is a wise decision you have taken, and we applaud it.

Perhaps you would also consider applying for a Apostolic Church or Cathedral in your nation? It will be constructed free of charge, and serve to greater instill morality and spirituality amongst your people. Apply in the link provided below (OOC:in the sig).

Once more, thank you for your support.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy, and head of the Apostolic Board of Education.

[The Apostolic See]

Bump

[Islas Filippinas]

Dear Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy,

Pax Christi!

Good day to you and your convent. It has come to my attention that there has been a steady decline of quality in education and state of faith. In my reflection, I had come across an ad in Daily Religion about a convent-correction school and I thought, why not? Here is the required form that I have filled up.

Name of Nation: Islas Filippinas
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 100
Average Income in your nation: S$ 1000.00
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Teen pregnancy, drug abuse, flagrant disregard of authority
Number of Schools desired: Just one -- I would like to keep its exclusivity
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Spiritually reform them.

Please erect your facility at Estrada de Marco, Intramuros.

On the side note, perhaps our nations can hold a religious convention, what with both of us being extremely religious. Although, you may decline -- I can understand that a nation such as yours also has to look after itself.

With God and with the People,
Arsobispo Cardin, Archbishop of Sarado Catolico

[Rab Makers]

Dear Sisters Of Mercy...

Name of Nation: The Dictatorship of Rab Makers
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 86,420
Average Income in your nation: 40,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Drug Abuse and To young,un-married you know what or pregnancy. Running-Away
Number of Schools desired: 12
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: DISCIPLINE THEASE SONS OF A GUNS!!!!!!!! Oh... sorry... but they got theirselves in their so I want you guys to DISCIPLINE them... and I mean one thing done wrong DETENTION type of discipline. Make them want to go back home to their mommy's and cry saying " Oh I am so SORRY!!!! Mom, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!! And never put me in a Catholic School again! " Oh but show atleast a little spiritual focus....
Thankyou!!

From,
Dictator Mariya Maryana Fyodorov

[The Apostolic See]

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Dear Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy,

Pax Christi!

Good day to you and your convent. It has come to my attention that there has been a steady decline of quality in education and state of faith. In my reflection, I had come across an ad in Daily Religion about a convent-correction school and I thought, why not? Here is the required form that I have filled up.

Name of Nation: Islas Filippinas
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 100
Average Income in your nation: S$ 1000.00
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Teen pregnancy, drug abuse, flagrant disregard of authority
Number of Schools desired: Just one -- I would like to keep its exclusivity
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Spiritually reform them.

Please erect your facility at Estrada de Marco, Intramuros.

On the side note, perhaps our nations can hold a religious convention, what with both of us being extremely religious. Although, you may decline -- I can understand that a nation such as yours also has to look after itself.

With God and with the People,
Arsobispo Cardin, Archbishop of Sarado Catolico

Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

Your Grace,

The Sisters would be delighted to begin construction on a school within your nation immediately. We will only build one, but it will be one of the finest and largest within our order, to keep it as elite and exclusive as possible. We understand your concerns for your youth, as with all of the Modern World, your teens seem to be progressing slowly away from the Faith, which cannot be allowed. We will do our utmost to correct this behaviour, by any means.

Regarding a religious summit, perhaps you would attend an upcoming summit of Apostolic Cardinals from around the World? Of course, you are not an Apostolic Cardinal, but since you are fellow Christians, and such a senior member of that faith, we would be delighted to have you come and discuss your views with both our Cardinals, and the Holy Father.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, the Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[The Apostolic See]

Dear Sisters Of Mercy...

Name of Nation: The Dictatorship of Rab Makers
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 86,420
Average Income in your nation: 40,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Drug Abuse and To young,un-married you know what or pregnancy. Running-Away
Number of Schools desired: 12
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: DISCIPLINE THEASE SONS OF A GUNS!!!!!!!! Oh... sorry... but they got theirselves in their so I want you guys to DISCIPLINE them... and I mean one thing done wrong DETENTION type of discipline. Make them want to go back home to their mommy's and cry saying " Oh I am so SORRY!!!! Mom, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!! And never put me in a Catholic School again! " Oh but show atleast a little spiritual focus....
Thankyou!!

From,
Dictator Mariya Maryana Fyodorov

Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

Dear Mz Fyodorov,

We would be delighted to begin school construction immediately on 12 schools within your nation. We assure you that only the STRICTEST discipline will be excercised within any of our educational facilities, and children will be returned to their parents as reformed individuals, and upstanding members of society. We will also teach scriptures, Latin, and hymns, to ensure that our pupils recieve a thorough religious education as well.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy, and head of the Apostolic Board of Education.

[The Apostolic See]

A HOLY BUMP.

[Diol]

OOC: Would you take a request from a non-human nation?

[The Apostolic See]

OOC: Would you take a request from a non-human nation?

OOC: I suppose we would, as long as they were of the faith.

[The Tempest of Taubate]

Form the desk of His Holiness Alban Tate
Spiritual and Political Leader, The Holy Empire of the Tempest of Taubate

To the Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy,

I am writing to you personally, as it has come to my attention that, despite our laws, we still have a few pockets of children who choose to flaunt them. We do have some of our own reform schools here, both religious and military, but I fear that our more hardcore cases may require the experience of a group more specialized in this field.

As such, I have attached along with this letter an application to construct some schools in the Tempest of Taubate. I pray that you are as good at your job (if not better) as your reputation suggests.

Violet be with you always,

His Holiness Alban Tate

Attachment 1: Application
Name of Nation: The Tempest of Taubate
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 1,159 (at last count)
Average Income in your nation: ħ17,520
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Promiscuity, drug and alcohol abuse, petty criminal activities
Number of Schools desired: 7
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Discipline as a primary focus, but also appreciate a spiritual focus on the discipline.

[The Apostolic See]

Form the desk of His Holiness Alban Tate
Spiritual and Political Leader, The Holy Empire of the Tempest of Taubate

To the Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy,

I am writing to you personally, as it has come to my attention that, despite our laws, we still have a few pockets of children who choose to flaunt them. We do have some of our own reform schools here, both religious and military, but I fear that our more hardcore cases may require the experience of a group more specialized in this field.

As such, I have attached along with this letter an application to construct some schools in the Tempest of Taubate. I pray that you are as good at your job (if not better) as your reputation suggests.

Violet be with you always,

His Holiness Alban Tate

Attachment 1: Application
Name of Nation: The Tempest of Taubate
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 1,159 (at last count)
Average Income in your nation: ħ17,520
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Promiscuity, drug and alcohol abuse, petty criminal activities
Number of Schools desired: 7
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Discipline as a primary focus, but also appreciate a spiritual focus on the discipline.

Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

The Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

Dear Alban Tate,

We would be delighted to begin construction of seven of these schools throughout your nation. Whilst we are sure that religious schools already present within your nation do their best to instate a sense of order and spiritual discipline in your youth, rest assured, our reputation for strict yet fair punishment and rehabilitation is well deserved. No doubt your youth will come out of these schools as model Apostolic believers, to set an example to others in your nation, and will go on to achieve great things.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[Allanea]

Is the President's daughter exchanging sexual favours for crack?

Kevin Nivensky read the advertisement, his eyes widening in disbelief. Then, he read it again, and looked across the table at his wife.

"Julia dearest, what the hell is this and where did that come from?"

The woman laughed heartily, her pearl-white teeth gleaming in the light of a dozen candles.

"They are Apostolics. It is a version of Catholicism – with a serious focus on tough love, it appears."

"And they… offer that they will lock up your offspring for promiscuity? Your daughter has sex with someone at her senior prom, send her over here?"

"Yes."

"Holy mother of God. It sounds like those Tough Love camps of the late 20th century. Except multinational, and with more beatings." – for a moment, the head of Allanea's largest arms corporation pondered the advertisement – "You know what would happen if Demented Schooling tried to do this with a sixteen-year-old in this country, right?"

Julia laughed. – "Darling, it'd be like an episode of Haig the Victorious! Undertakers would be working three shifts! "

"True. Do you think we should tell Neville about this?"

"You think they're going to compete against these… schools?"

"Neville isn't in the torture market. But he does love young people. There's a reason he makes his money building schools rather than cars or guns. He simply loves young people."

*

The young-looking man blinked at the screen, his eyes only slowly growing accustomed to its glow.

"Kevin, what the hell are you waking me up-" – he paused – "oh for fuck-sake. Just as the Emperor has gotten slavery under control, we've got wannabe-catholic torturers on the march. Just look at this … Bridget person. I wonder if she is named after the Iesian Bitch."

The arms' dealer's voice on the other side of the line sounded merry.

"Maybe she is."

"I wouldn't be surprised. Look at how she's raising her finger. I'd love to drive one of your shovels into her nose."

"Well… maybe you should start with something more polite and reasonable."

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[b]Official Letter from Neville B. Demented of the Demented Schooling Corporation

As a head of a global corporation providing primary, secondary, and tertiary educational services to literally billions of children and young adults around the globe, I would like to express my concerns with the activitiesof the "Sisters of Mercy school for Troublesome Teens".

It appears that this school, under the cover of the "Holy Church of the Apostolic See, is setting up branches around the world, encouraging parents to send in their offspring –even as old as 16 through 18 – to be 'boarded' at these schools, as punishment for crimes such as 'sexual promiscuity', 'drug abuse', or general 'troublesome' behavior, whatever that is. I have the grave suspicion that these schools are a front for a network of 'tough love' camps, where the victims are no doubt often beaten and abused in a myriad ways.

I recommend that parents remain vigilant and careful with regards to these schools. Further, dear Sister Brigitte, please do not bother setting up these schools in Allanea. While it would be legal for you to set up, you might find yourself investigated by local or federal authorities if there is any evidence of maltreatment at these schools, and the age of majority in Allanea is 16 [excluding emancipated teens]. Try to kidnap a sixteen-year-old in Allanea, even with "parental consent" – and you might find yourself a few nuns short.
That is all.

May God continue to Bless Allanea.

[The Apostolic See]

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Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

The Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

Dear Mr N.B Demented,

First, may I say how truly honoured we are to be contacted by a man of such prestige within the educational world. We have heard of the fine quality of your schools, and do not doubt that they do their best to instill some level of self-restraint and discipline within their pupils.

As you can see, the offences for which parents may send their children into our care are of a spiritual as well as moral nature. They offend both Society, and God Himself. Whilst the actions taken by teachers at our schools may be more robust than their colleagues within Demented Schools, we are assured that they are only what is neccessary to reform the pupils, and create a more respectable and morally upright student. Upon his or her return to their homes, the student of a Sisters of Mercy School will no doubt be one of the best educated and most responsible members of their age-bracket.

I am shocked by your accusations of beating Mr Demented. Whilst, of course, it is true that caning is used, along with less severe physical punishments, nothing that could be described as "beating" occurs, and the welfare of the students is always at the forefronts of our minds. As educators, we could not bring ourselves to beat our pupils, even were this sanctioned by the Holy Mother Church.

I accept your warning that our schools should not be set up within the borders of Allanea. The age of majority there would mean that the schools would not accept teens over 16, as these are strictly schools for children, and cannot accept minors in any country they are based in. However, should Allanean Parents of a spiritual and Apostolic understanding wish to send their offspring to one of our fine establishments, they are more than welcome to send them abroad to one of the schools already established.

I see that you do not approve of our attempt to give moral and spiritual guidance to the children of today, and would instead prefer to coddle them with liberal and decadent ideals. I am deeply sorry for this, and will pray that you may see the error of your ways, perhaps enforcing discipline a little better within your own school system, as well as giving your blessing to ours.

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[Dakini Femina]

Name of Nation: The Grand Fascist Hegemony of Dakini Femina

Estimated number of eligible pupils: 5,000

Average Income in your nation: 1,500 Azu (Roughly 830N$)

Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Vandalism; Damage to Public Property; Sexual Assault; Illegal Possession of Harmful Substances, Narcotics, Deadly Weapons; Theft; Arson

Number of Schools desired: 12

Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: Both. While Christianity is one of the extreme minorities in our nation, we recognize its peculiar ability to get the wild and fiery spirits of rebellious youth and dissentful immaturity to submit to order and peace.

[Hallistar]

We find the belief that we were instantiated into this plane of existence to solely please some god's arbitrary set of rules, to be highly illogical. Had it not been for the fact that we cannot formally disprove an unfalsifiable preposition, leading to our collective agnosticism, we would have perhaps waged war against nations like yourself. Regardless, we are interested in employing your brainwashing disciplinary techniques in dealing with several renegade nutcases, who are damaging our infrastructure and attempting to repeatedly harm others, and will offer to subsidize their travel to your nation. We're unsure of whether making them blindly love your sadistic god will backfire on us, but regardless, we need something to work for now.

Name of Nation: Great Nexus of Hallistar
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 10000.
Average Income in your nation: As if we know.
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc) Destruction and Injury.
Number of Schools desired: However many you have in your nation to deal with them.
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? ..your 'spiritual' focus.

--The Chancellor.

[The Apostolic See]

Name of Nation: The Grand Fascist Hegemony of Dakini Femina

Estimated number of eligible pupils: 5,000

Average Income in your nation: 1,500 Azu (Roughly 830N$)

Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc): Vandalism; Damage to Public Property; Sexual Assault; Illegal Possession of Harmful Substances, Narcotics, Deadly Weapons; Theft; Arson

Number of Schools desired: 12

Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens?: Both. While Christianity is one of the extreme minorities in our nation, we recognize its peculiar ability to get the wild and fiery spirits of rebellious youth and dissentful immaturity to submit to order and peace.

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Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

The Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

Dear Sir/Madam,

we are glad that the recent controversy regarding our relations with Allanea has not dampened the demand for spiritual guidance and discipline within possible customer states. Indeed, we would be delighted to begin construction of our schools within your nations, and start moulding the young minds of your country's future leaders.

We will begin immediately.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[The Apostolic See]

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We find the belief that we were instantiated into this plane of existence to solely please some god's arbitrary set of rules, to be highly illogical. Had it not been for the fact that we cannot formally disprove an unfalsifiable preposition, leading to our collective agnosticism, we would have perhaps waged war against nations like yourself. Regardless, we are interested in employing your brainwashing disciplinary techniques in dealing with several renegade nutcases, who are damaging our infrastructure and attempting to repeatedly harm others, and will offer to subsidize their travel to your nation. We're unsure of whether making them blindly love your sadistic god will backfire on us, but regardless, we need something to work for now.

Name of Nation: Great Nexus of Hallistar
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 10000.
Average Income in your nation: As if we know.
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc) Destruction and Injury.
Number of Schools desired: However many you have in your nation to deal with them.
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? ..your 'spiritual' focus.

--The Chancellor.

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Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

The Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens.

Dear Sir,

We thank you for this chance to prove the integrity and value of our religious beliefs within your nation. We are not used to dealing with agnostic nations, but we can only hope that the sterling example set by your newly schooled youth will convince your leaders and people of the reforming powers of Christ and thus guide them towards the light of the one true faith.

We will begin construction of schools immediately, and staff and clergy will follow as soon as they have been finished. In your nation, we see our committment not just as one of education, but also one of example, and as such, you may assume that the schools within your nation will become some of our flagship establishments.

Regards,

Sister Bridget, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[Wither]

To the Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens:

The Theocracy of Wither does not share your church's religious views, but respects your ability to discipline and teach children. We would like a school where our children are taught more modern learning, and so we would like the following;

Name of Nation: The Theocracy of Wither
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 100,000
Average Income in your nation: 3,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc)
Number of Schools desired: 50
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Spiritual focus is fine, provided it is the Temple of Grom teachings.

[The Apostolic See]

To the Sisters of Mercy School for Troublesome Teens:

The Theocracy of Wither does not share your church's religious views, but respects your ability to discipline and teach children. We would like a school where our children are taught more modern learning, and so we would like the following;

Name of Nation: The Theocracy of Wither
Estimated number of eligible pupils: 100,000
Average Income in your nation: 3,000 NSD
Most likely cause for admittance (Drug abuse, promiscuity, etc)
Number of Schools desired: 50
Would you like them to have a spiritual focus, or simply discipline teens? Spiritual focus is fine, provided it is the Temple of Grom teachings.

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Ecclesiae Sanctae Sedis Apostolicae

"The Holy Church of the Apostolic See"

Dear Sir,

We assure you that our ability to instill discipline and morality has not been exaggerated. We will do our utmost to leave your students as pure, in thought and action, as the day that God placed them upon the face of His earth. We will begin construction immediately, and will be sure to make these schools somewhat unique to your nation and culture.

We cannot teach the beliefs of the Church of Grom, as we are Apostolic Nuns, but we will refrain from teaching them our own religion either. They will be bought up in a secular but rigidly disciplined environment, and no doubt become upstanding members of the community.

Regards,

Sister Bridgette, Mother Superior of the Order of the Sisters of Mercy.

[The Apostolic See]

BUMP: Second Coming of the Apostolic See.