Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation [OLD]

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Against our better judgement, the holiday is over. We will once again take your hopes and dreams and turn them into the sad reality that they are, unless you pay us, of course.

[Spectare]

I want it all, and I want it now.

[Marshmellowstan]

I wish to purchase a [insert inanimate object here] for 73 LBS. of Mexican bacon!*
*When canadian bacon is'nt good enough

[The Corparation]

We wish to purchase a genie that will grant and 3 wishes uuishes.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I want it all, and I want it now.

You want it? It's yours my friend.*

^{*As long as you have enough of something with monetary value.}

I wish to purchase a [insert inanimate object here] for 73 LBS. of Mexican bacon!*
*When canadian bacon is'nt good enough

Sold [insert inanimate object here]

We have sold you a/an/the [insert inanimate object here]. [insert descriptive sentence here]. It is very nearly like a [insert other inanimate object here] except it lacks the other.

We wish to purchase a genie that will grant and 3 wishes uuishes.

Sold Genie

Your genie has two uuishes left. It has already granted your uuish of having a genie with three uuishes. I am tired.

[Stannge]

stannge wants 2000 lbs of apple pie and a big hockey/soccer/baseball/basketball stadium

[The Corparation]

I want it all, and I want it now.

You want it? It's yours my friend.*

^{*As long as you have enough of something with monetary value.}

I wish to purchase a [insert inanimate object here] for 73 LBS. of Mexican bacon!*
*When canadian bacon is'nt good enough

Sold [insert inanimate object here]

We have sold you a/an/the [insert inanimate object here]. [insert descriptive sentence here]. It is very nearly like a [insert other inanimate object here] except it lacks the other.

We wish to purchase a genie that will grant and 3 wishes uuishes.

Sold Genie

Your genie has two uuishes left. It has already granted your uuish of having a genie with three uuishes. I am tired.

One uuish has been granted for you to have been paid. We are saving the other uuishe for later use.

[Oslea]

[align="center"]The United States of Oslea
Official Communique[/align]


To: Luigi Mario, Spartan Philadelphia Almost Anything Corporation Storefront
From: President Ramos of the United States of Oslea

Good day to you, Luigi Mario. The United States of Oslea would like to purchase:

200 F-22 fighter jets
900 AIM-120 air-to-air missiles
1250 boxes of 0.50 caliber ammunition
1 Double Down meal with fries and coke
Totalling:
$40 billion for the F-22s
$500 million for the missiles
$100,000 for the ammunition
$7.68 for the Double Down combo
Coming to a grand total of $40,600,000,007.68 plus 12% tax, which we'll just pay later.


Upon confirmation of our order, we will pay our share with coffee shop gift cards and discount coupons for a supermarket. Please deliver all goods to the front lawn at 1 Liberty Road, Amber Crown.

Regards,
Guillermo Ramos

P.S. Please don't tell anyone I ordered a Double Down, I really only ordered those other things so I could look like a regular guy. Just drop off the Double Down combo at my house and dump the rest over in an aquarium, preferably a starfish exhibit. I hate those bastards.

[Winter Brault]

I would like a naked version of the statue of liberty but it can walk and talk...
Tokyo hasn't seen nothing' until they see this...
*grumbles* Dumb Godzilla...