Official Minskievian Chancellor Election

[Empirical Switzerland]

We only support Ivan. The government is all Ivan and always has been.

I can feel the love in this thread

We should power the country with the pure energy of the sexual tension between Ivan and Alastair lol. /skip

[Megistos]

The Megistian government endorses The Freedom Front.

[Greatdux]

“We officially endorse the Freedom Front as i speak to gods Ivan and Alastair.”
- President Lukas Tillinic

[Eastern Fardelshufflestein]

I see that little drunk fool Alastair is supporting his lover Ivan's party. Out of spite of the fake Westerners, we, the rel Fardelshufflesteiners, officially endorse the Conservative Party of Minskiev. May the fake Fardelshufflestein and their boyfriend's party fall.

- His Most True Fardelshufflesteiner Majesty, Alistair IV.

[Empirical Switzerland]

You are just jealous you aren't with Ivan! /skip

[Anatoliyanskiy]

You are just jealous you aren't with Ivan! /skip

There’s no reason to skip. This isn’t a AN something something thread. This is an election one, not a RP.

In any case, Anatoliyanskiy is preparing some questions for candidates and parties to answer.

[Greatdux]

I see that little drunk fool Alastair is supporting his lover Ivan's party. Out of spite of the fake Westerners, we, the rel Fardelshufflesteiners, officially endorse the Conservative Party of Minskiev. May the fake Fardelshufflestein and their boyfriend's party fall.

- His Most True Fardelshufflesteiner Majesty, Alistair IV.

“The f*ck!? Why do you exist just to spoil every time of gods Ivan and Alastair my precious time! Shut the f*ck up, go to bed, and if you don’t, I W I L L C H O K E Y O U”
- some random guy which totally isn’t Lukas Tillinic

[Nacrad]

The Federal Republic of Nacrad hereby endorses the Social Democratic Party

[Minskiev]

These damn socialists.

[Empirical Switzerland]

Exactly!

[Eastern Fardelshufflestein]

Grrr! When will people recognize as THE Fardelshufflestein? Grrr!
Anyways, we hope our endorsement was duly noted.

[Empirical Switzerland]

Who is winning?

[Minskiev]

FF - 5
SDP - 4
CP - 2
WRP - 1

[Empirical Switzerland]

Thank God the dirty commies aren't winning.

[Minskiev]

Thank God the dirty commies aren't winning.

Yeah, Ivan’s Party is ahead!

[Anatoliyanskiy]

Socialists aren’t communists, by the way. And plus, the Social Democratic Party isn’t even remotely socialist, but rather socially liberal. So there, there is no way that the socialists would even have a chance at winning, because the SocDems aren’t socialist.

[Dryicor]

The Empire of Dryicor would like to lend an unofficial endorsement to the Progressive Environmental Party, as they share our view of an environmentally-tolerant world. However, due to tactical voting, our official endorsement goes to the Social Democratic Party. I can only hope that they can change Minskiev for the better.

[Storr Vestanland]

Official Statement by Erik Forge, Chancellor of Storr Vestandland, and commander of the Storr Vestanlandinan Legion: On the Minskievan Federal election

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Vinland, Halland, Storr Vestanland

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To Minskiev:

To the members of the Silverscarf Party, Makariy Ruslan Antonov, the people of Minskiev, on behalf of the Vestlandian people, to your struggle, we offer our unwavering support!
We, the people of Vestanland, have seen your people's struggles. We have seen how you live in cities like Chernivtsi, wasting away under a apathetic, corrupt, and divisive government. How you suffer under their rule, how they revel in their wealth while the unemployed sift through garbage in the streets. How the men who rule you you pit against one another every election, forcing you to pick between a few parties that in the end change nothing. Who in the end all serve the same masters. Rich, and poor, conservative, and liberal, communist, and capitalist, Russian, and Ukrainian. All false, and meaningless divisions used to keep your people distracted. That your rulers use to divide a people who should be united, a people who can trace their history back thousands of years. A people who share genetics, culture, and land. A people that are ONE!

We support the Silverscarf party, and their candidate Makariy Ruslan Antonov. For we believe they represent the interests of all true Minskievians. We offer friendship from all Vestanlandian people, and hope to see a glorious new dawn arise this Federal election. A sunrise that will benefit all those who can truly call Minskiev home.


―with regards, the People of Storr Vestanland.
Penned by: Erik Forge (Vinland)

[Minskiev]

Socialists aren’t communists, by the way. And plus, the Social Democratic Party isn’t even remotely socialist, but rather socially liberal. So there, there is no way that the socialists would even have a chance at winning, because the SocDems aren’t socialist.

Woooosh.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

I can feel the love in this thread

We should power the country with the pure energy of the sexual tension between Ivan and Alastair lol. /skip

When your capital city is experiencing a power outage, so you nab Ivan and Alastair from F7.

I see that little drunk fool Alastair is supporting his lover Ivan's party. Out of spite of the fake Westerners, we, the rel Fardelshufflesteiners, officially endorse the Conservative Party of Minskiev. May the fake Fardelshufflestein and their boyfriend's party fall.

- His Most True Fardelshufflesteiner Majesty, Alistair IV.

This literally made me cackle.

[Empirical Switzerland]

We should power the country with the pure energy of the sexual tension between Ivan and Alastair lol. /skip

When your capital city is experiencing a power outage, so you nab Ivan and Alastair from F7.

I see that little drunk fool Alastair is supporting his lover Ivan's party. Out of spite of the fake Westerners, we, the rel Fardelshufflesteiners, officially endorse the Conservative Party of Minskiev. May the fake Fardelshufflestein and their boyfriend's party fall.

- His Most True Fardelshufflesteiner Majesty, Alistair IV.

This literally made me cackle.

XD we need to conduct an experiment with Ivan and Alastair to see if they can literally conduct sexual electricty. I mean, I did a love calculater, 97% match is something lol.

[Anatoliyanskiy]

Socialists aren’t communists, by the way. And plus, the Social Democratic Party isn’t even remotely socialist, but rather socially liberal. So there, there is no way that the socialists would even have a chance at winning, because the SocDems aren’t socialist.

Woooosh.

oh dear. it does appear I've been wooshed. to be fair, I'd been doing pretty well there for a little bit on these forums, but my time has come.

[Minskiev]

Woooosh.

oh dear. it does appear I've been wooshed. to be fair, I'd been doing pretty well there for a little bit on these forums, but my time has come.

Yeah, sorry that it had to end this way. Pick up your stuff, you’re done.

[Minskiev]

Gonna bump this.

[Empirical Switzerland]

#IvanXAlastairforlife