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World War S#@$ Three

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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World War S#@$ Three

Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:08 am

It is now that I announce a third war to continue the legacy.
Many years after the world was destroyed yet again, the posters have reconvened and debated.
All this ended up with nought when the illuminati brain control thought police broke out their red text and riot cloaks.
Modern times call for new tactics. Unable to fight in the open, our brave posters have taken underground to pursue their sh*t tier rp and near troll insults.
WW3S is a squad based game where each side attempts to survive gorilla warfare in the fictional city of Portreít. It probably won't exist after we're done with it either.
Various factions and squads attempt to kill each other for control of the sewers. It is a race against time and other conquerors to reach it. Fail and the saga continues on a path to doom. Succeed and you're writing the next thread.
So, now, go! Fight for the future of WWS!

I'm too lazy to make an IC or OOC so here it goes. Make your characters and fight.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Castelia
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Postby Castelia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:32 am

the one who posts below me automatically loses the war
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I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:34 am

I have a wizard so your sorcery is deflected.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:34 am

Btw I decide the winner.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Castelia
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Castelia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:35 am

it won't be you then lol
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I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:40 am

I massacre 500 civilians with an rpg and six elephant mounted cavalry.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Nouveau Quebecois
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Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:48 am

losersayswhat
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Castelia
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Postby Castelia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:52 am

I let loose the fart cannon
Proud member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators. Amateur roleplayer. Just a random person who wants to have fun and feel alive.

I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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Gagium
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Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:55 am

I'm cancelling shrek 5's release if anyone attacks me.
E

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Trinadaed
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Postby Trinadaed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:58 am

Sending 40000 cows.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:59 am

If anyone attacks, I’ll be canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.
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Trinadaed
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Postby Trinadaed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:01 pm

Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:02 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:If anyone attacks, I’ll canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.

I don't watch anime 8)
Gagium wrote:I'm cancelling shrek 5's release if anyone attacks me.

You monster! I poison your team.
Castelia wrote:I let loose the fart cannon

"Groovy- weed man
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:03 pm

Trinadaed wrote:Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Trinadaed
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Founded: Oct 26, 2018
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Postby Trinadaed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:03 pm

The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:
Trinadaed wrote:Sending three times as many dank memes as cows.

But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city

40000 cows.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:05 pm

Trinadaed wrote:
The Galactic Liberal Democracy wrote:But how many cows

I slaughter move civvies because we must destroy the city

40000 cows.

Wrong 4 release the pig horde

Moving through left end of city
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:05 pm

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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Gagium
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Postby Gagium » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:07 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:If anyone attacks, I’ll canceling Girls und Panzer Seasons 2 and 3.

*Attacks you*
E

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Trinadaed
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Postby Trinadaed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:09 pm

The baa will open its mouth and absorb a pig
battle of cow. 9686785tr765e86-57605reu06428rfiy90-9p cows vs 5rt0y95pe=r96-0eripoy935p6iod5pr34p pigs
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:09 pm

Trinadaed wrote:battle of cow. 9686785tr765e86-57605reu06428rfiy90-9p cows vs 5rt0y95pe=r96-0eripoy935p6iod5pr34p pigs

30 million lateral damage destroy both sides ok
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Tinhampton
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Postby Tinhampton » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:11 pm

nukes every single farm in Portreít

I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring - yes, I swear - and all that I want from you is a promise that you won't be there because nobody in this war wants to be hospitalised due to radiation poisoning :P
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Postby Trinadaed » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:11 pm

OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!
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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:13 pm

Tinhampton wrote:nukes the cow farm

I'm giving you everything, all that joy can bring - yes, I swear - and all that I want from you is a promise that you won't be there because nobody in this war wants to be hospitalised due to radiation poisoning :P

My squad is revealed to have the only nuclear device thatt works because plot convenience and a bad op so I'm going to say that it failed to radiate.
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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Castelia
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Postby Castelia » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:13 pm

Trinadaed wrote:OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!


i can help with that

*barbecues all the cows*

let's have a bbq
Proud member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators. Amateur roleplayer. Just a random person who wants to have fun and feel alive.

I don't do nation factbooks because I'm an ADD-addled, OCD-afflicted perfectionist who keeps editing content to the point I just delete the factbook afterwards.

Disclaimer: My nation does not, in any way, represent my real life views. Nor does my choice of region of residence. I also don't use NS stats (sometimes). NSGP in a nutshell.

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The Galactic Liberal Democracy
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Postby The Galactic Liberal Democracy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:14 pm

Castelia wrote:
Trinadaed wrote:OOOHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY COWS! THEYRE DEAD! HELP!!!


i can help with that

*barbecues all the cows*

let's have a bbq

Everyone is mandated to eat steak and truce for 3 minutes
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Cossack Khanate wrote:This shall forever be known as World War Sh*t: Newark Aggression. Now if I see one more troop deployed, I will call on the force of all the Hindu gods to reverse time and wipe your race of the face of the planet. Cease.

The Black Party wrote:(TBP kamikaze's into all 99999999999 nukes before they hit our territory because we just have that many pilots ready to die for dah blak regime, we also counter-attack into your nation with our entire population of 45 million because this RP allows it.)

El-Amin Caliphate wrote:Galatic Liberal Democracy short-circuits all of NS with FACTS and LOGIC

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