Hi, this is Call Herr Anne, calling!!!!!!! We are here to a hosta bid!
CULTURE
Yes look at our fashion scene! SO BYOOOTIFUL! People come to see culture here. There is culture here.
HORTICULTURE
We grow pretty flowers too! Before long, they'll start growing on you!
TRANSPORTATION
Come do the transport with us! And the dear miss who some say is Estogian and some say is Darkmanian! She is a true enigma! Also cars! They're warm! Just like you and me!
SAFETY
Kaelorain is very safe! No fear! We just like to relieve you of your burdens!! Like singing in front of people.
STAGE
The stage is cool! It has real glass! So edgy, it has cutting edge technology!!!!!!
It also guarantees a technical malfunction every performance, or your money back!
HOSTS
Our host is Unidentified Entity That Has Been Identified As Possibly Kalosian But Most Likely Not And Also Identifies As Female And Most Likely Is But Hasn't Gone Through Childbirth Quite Yet So We're Not Really Sure But It Does Seem To Have A Uterus So We Might As Well Call It Female Also It is Leftist But Nobody Knows Why Or How So We Might As Well Assume It is And Not Offend It Or Any Of It's Fans Because That Would Be Messy And Controversial And The World Hit Festival Is Not About Any Of Those Things So We Might As Well Accept And Indulge It An Oh Shet The Entry Is Starting So We Must End This Name Yup Oh Crap Where Is The Period Button Ha HA Period Aren't We Funny And Full Stop Now!
A true icon! She will make things happy!
POSTCARDS
Postcards will be the artists taking selfies with their fans! Or human fans! Either way, it'll be fun!
Anyway, please vote Callherann!
Also everything is free here.
unlike that melt city place.
alm city? tall city???
who cares
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