13 April 2018
The Daily Buzz
University of Townside, Townside
Today, a joint review by the University Committee of the Privy Council and the Executive Committee of the Privy Council has lead to and resulted in several reforms to the University of Townside, Townside’s leading tertiary education provider. Most notably, the joint review abolished several previously offered courses and integrated and amalgamated some others into more comprehensive degrees.
The Privy Council of Townside is the formal body of advisers to the Grand Princes of Townside. Nevertheless, it retains several of its own functions and powers delegated by the Grand Princes, such as in this instance in regards to extraordinary university matters. The University Committee of the Privy Council, commonly known as the University Council, is the day-to-day administrative body of the University of Townside, while the Executive Committee of the Privy Council is more commonly known as the Cabinet of Townside, composed of the Prime Minister and 11 other executive minister. However, on the occasion of this joint review, only the Minister of Education and his ministerial secretaries were present as part of the executive committee.
The reforms come after the Privy Council of Townside’s proposal to submit the University of Townside as one of Townside’s three Sites of Cultural Importance (SICI), along with the Royal Forest of Trees and the Royal Fairy Floss Forest, to ACESTI. The submission is set to take place at the end of this week, personally presented to ACESTI by Lady Carlisle, who will be visiting the Chamber of ACESTI. The reforms also come after it was speculated that Ainslie will be conducting a state visit to discuss several matters with Townside, including, but not limited to, matters pertaining to tertiary education collaboration.
Prior to the reforms, the University offered 705 different courses or course combinations, including 160 undergraduate courses (Bachelor degrees), 495 postgraduate courses (Masters degrees) and 50 postgraduate research courses (Doctorate equivalent).
This number has since been reduced to 48 different, more comprehensive courses.
Most notably, a degree in Bachelor of Arts (English Language and Literature) has been introduced to replace and integrate the formerly separate courses of Acting, Creative Writing, Drama, English, Film Studies, Journalism, Literature, Media, Philology and Theatre Studies.
Additionally, a degree in Bachelor of Arts (Human Sciences) was also introduced to replace and integrate the formerly separate courses of Anthropology, Development Studies, Ecology, Environmental Science, Geography, Human Sciences, Natural Sciences, Psychology, and Sociology.
Furthermore, the degrees in Physical Education and Sport Science has been abolished in favour of a greater emphasis on extracurricular sporting activities, which will be administered and managed by Townside’s leading sporting associations and leagues, and where the best performers may be headhunted into some of Townside’s leading national sporting clubs. Currently, Townside’s most popular sports include boxing, kickboxing and mixed martial arts, but the University of Townside may begin collaborating with several cricket clubs from Ainslie and Norstham, as there is evidence that cricket is slowly growing in popularity in Townside.
Meanwhile, other abolished courses still exist as part of older, preexisting courses. For example, studies in Criminology had been integrated into both the Law (Jurisprudence) degree and the Philosophy, Politics and Economics (PPE) degree, and studies in Finance can be found in the Mathematics degree or the Economics degree.
Some of the abolished courses, most notably the degree in Gender Studies and Feminist Dance Theory, were fully abolished without being reintegrated into another degree curriculum, because in the words of the Privy Council: “such courses serve no useful application and purpose to wider society other than to the professionally offended”.
Other abolished courses included Education, Forensics, Marketing, Museum Studies, Social Work, Teaching, and Veterinary Science.
Dentistry, Medicine, Nursing and Pharmacy are to be joined with Midwifery, Pathology and Physiology as the seven “medical science” degrees offered by the University. Due to lobbying from the Townside Medical Centre, these seven medical science areas are to remain separately awarded degrees.
It is the hopes of the Privy Council and the University that these reforms would make the University of Townside a more attractive destination for students, both domestic and especially foreign. The reforms are also meant to streamline the University’s administration and academic degree awards process, to save the University valued time, money and other resources to improve the quality of the courses offered. The University administration had previously been accused of being inefficient, messy and bureaucratic, but it seems that, ahead of being submitted to ACESTI’s SICI initiative, and ahead of Ainslie’s state visit, the University of Townside is about to present its best face and put its best foot forward when it comes to being presented to the wider international community of The Western Isles.