Elfen High 2 (OOC 8, Closed, Will it Hurt?)

[Cerillium]

Phineas and Ferb? My child would be your best friend.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Phineas and Ferb? My child would be your best friend.

Khan finds it easy to relate to young children because they have as much trouble walking as he does.

[Constaniana]

Phineas and Ferb? My child would be your best friend.

Khan finds it easy to relate to young children because they have as much trouble walking as he does.

[Cerillium]

That explains why all the sharp edges around here have safety bumpers on them.




edit: this was my 5500th post? I always thought it would be something truly witty. Damn.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Phineas and Ferb? My child would be your best friend.

Khan finds it easy to relate to young children because they have as much trouble walking as he does.

That makes a surprising ammount of sense.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Phineas and Ferb? My child would be your best friend.

Khan finds it easy to relate to young children because they have as much trouble walking as he does.

I'd threaten you with my own extensive martial arts experience, but my infant son scares you more than me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Khan finds it easy to relate to young children because they have as much trouble walking as he does.

I'd threaten you with my own extensive martial arts experience, but my infant son scares you more than me.

Hey, hey, hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

(pats back)

It's not your fault - it's just that he's got some of your wife in him too.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'd threaten you with my own extensive martial arts experience, but my infant son scares you more than me.

Hey, hey, hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

(pats back)

It's not your fault - it's just that he's got some of your wife in him too.

I know where you live, lad.

One day I'll kidnap you and leave you for one day in a Dharavi shack, just to see what happens.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hey, hey, hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

(pats back)

It's not your fault - it's just that he's got some of your wife in him too.

I know where you live, lad.

One day I'll kidnap you and leave you for one day in a Dharavi shack, just to see what happens.

And I know where you live, Khan.

Well, approximately. Close enough. Y'know, nukes these days, they've got such long range - you don't have to be accurate, just a sociopath, and oh!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I know where you live, lad.

One day I'll kidnap you and leave you for one day in a Dharavi shack, just to see what happens.

And I know where you live, Khan.

Well, approximately. Close enough. Y'know, nukes these days, they've got such long range - you don't have to be accurate, just a sociopath, and oh!

Nukes will merely lessen the pollution here.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And I know where you live, Khan.

Well, approximately. Close enough. Y'know, nukes these days, they've got such long range - you don't have to be accurate, just a sociopath, and oh!

Nukes will merely lessen the pollution here.

I can't decide whether "here" refers to Mumbai or your head, or whether they're even different things.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nukes will merely lessen the pollution here.

I can't decide whether "here" refers to Mumbai or your head, or whether they're even different things.

Yes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I did see this American Christian missionary here in Mumbai.

He was scared shitless.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I did see this American Christian missionary here in Mumbai.

He was scared shitless.

"Hello, sir! Have you heard the good news?"

"Son, if you don't get the fuck out of my way, your family will hear the bad news."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I did see this American Christian missionary here in Mumbai.

He was scared shitless.

"Hello, sir! Have you heard the good news?"

"Son, if you don't get the fuck out of my way, your family will hear the bad news."

My father effectively dealt with evangelists this way.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anyway, Caspian and Divia should reply to Azazel.

Rest of you, sorry I couldn't post, got busy.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Anyway, Caspian and Divia should reply to Azazel.

Rest of you, sorry I couldn't post, got busy.

It's alright, we all know how stressful the robot apocalypse must be to orchestrate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anyway, Caspian and Divia should reply to Azazel.

Rest of you, sorry I couldn't post, got busy.

It's alright, we all know how stressful the robot apocalypse must be to orchestrate.

Actually, I was just chatting with Steven about just where I should shoot Matt on the 25th-

Likely said too much.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's alright, we all know how stressful the robot apocalypse must be to orchestrate.

Actually, I was just chatting with Steven about just where I should shoot Matt on the 25th-

Likely said too much.

Would you really put it past Moffat to have Matt assassinated?

"What? It's emotional!"

That's why they had to get Peter "Eats Rainbows, Shits Hellfire" Capaldi; he's the only one who can defend himself. Only a Scotsman can destroy a Scotsman.

[Swith Witherward]

That explains why all the sharp edges around here have safety bumpers on them.




edit: this was my 5500th post? I always thought it would be something truly witty. Damn.

Who the fuck let him in?

Go away. Shoo. Find your own haunt.



I haven't posted for Fen because she's a bit out of her league. I have no idea what to have her do, so she'd just sitting and listening.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Actually, I was just chatting with Steven about just where I should shoot Matt on the 25th-

Likely said too much.

Would you really put it past Moffat to have Matt assassinated?

"What? It's emotional!"

That's why they had to get Peter "Eats Rainbows, Shits Hellfire" Capaldi; he's the only one who can defend himself. Only a Scotsman can destroy a Scotsman.

I had to do it, Nat. He threatened to have Thompson make Sherlock series 4 about a different ethnicity per episode.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That explains why all the sharp edges around here have safety bumpers on them.




edit: this was my 5500th post? I always thought it would be something truly witty. Damn.

Who the fuck let him in?

Go away. Shoo. Find your own haunt.



I haven't posted for Fen because she's a bit out of her league. I have no idea what to have her do, so she'd just sitting and listening.

You can have her just be sitting and listening, utterly confused. Maybe have her work up the courage to ask just what the hell is happening.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Would you really put it past Moffat to have Matt assassinated?

"What? It's emotional!"

That's why they had to get Peter "Eats Rainbows, Shits Hellfire" Capaldi; he's the only one who can defend himself. Only a Scotsman can destroy a Scotsman.

I had to do it, Nat. He threatened to have Thompson make Sherlock series 4 about a different ethnicity per episode.

Oh, no.

Oh, God no.

The Greek Interpreter.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I had to do it, Nat. He threatened to have Thompson make Sherlock series 4 about a different ethnicity per episode.

Oh, no.

Oh, God no.

The Greek Interpreter.

Admittedly, I somewhat wish to see this series 4 now if just for the laughs.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, no.

Oh, God no.

The Greek Interpreter.

Admittedly, I somewhat wish to see this series 4 now if just for the laughs.

Benedict Cumberbatch will also be replaced with Adric.

Not Matthew Waterhouse, no.

Adric.