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by AETEN II » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:03 pm
"Quod Vult, Valde Valt"
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Why'd the chicken cross the street?"
"Because your dad's a whore."
"...He died a week ago."
"Of syphilis, I bet."
by The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:13 pm
by Erucia » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:36 pm
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Those fools at the local medical clinic drew my blood during my physical...so I drew theirs. Now my right arm is bandaged and feels like surgeon simulator whenever I bend my elbow.
Jonny test was okay, not good, but okay. It was no Dexter's Laboratory or Pinky and the Brain.
"Peace, like war, must be waged."
- George Clooney, 60'th Anniversary of UN PeacekeepingI wear teal, blue pink & red for Swith.
by South Romagnia » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:09 pm
by Tiltjuice » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:25 pm
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:35 pm
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and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by The BranRiech » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:36 pm
Tiltjuice wrote:Isn't Swith's trip first?
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:38 pm
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Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by The BranRiech » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:44 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:He got too close to a colony of ground bees... many queens in little holes, tons of males. They aren't as bad as Africanized honey bees, but they're vicious if you get close to them. Vibrations set them off.
by Tiltjuice » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:47 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:He got too close to a colony of ground bees... many queens in little holes, tons of males. They aren't as bad as Africanized honey bees, but they're vicious if you get close to them. Vibrations set them off.
by Zarkanians » Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:53 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:
He got too close to a colony of ground bees... many queens in little holes, tons of males. They aren't as bad as Africanized honey bees, but they're vicious if you get close to them. Vibrations set them off.
by Urran » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:02 pm
The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:07 pm
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Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by The BranRiech » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:09 pm
by Urran » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:11 pm
The BranRiech wrote:I'm not allergic to the damn things, but I might as well be. I stear clear of every type of bee except for the bumbles, because those are cute and never sting.
The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:14 pm
The BranRiech wrote:I'm not allergic to the damn things, but I might as well be. I stear clear of every type of bee except for the bumbles, because those are cute and never sting.
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Role Play
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Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by The BranRiech » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:17 pm
Swith Witherward wrote:The queen and workers sting. Their stingers aren't barbed like a honey bees, so they can sting over and over. But... if you want a cute bee that doesn't sting unless you beat the hell out of it or greatly annoy it... only queens have stingers...(Image)
Carpenter bees are adorable and very sweet.
by Urran » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:21 pm
The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:23 pm
The BranRiech wrote:Aww!
Ever hear of Cuckoo Bumble Bees?
They're interesting as hell. But still regular bumbles are usually pretty nice, I've gotten pretty close to one without it even caring.
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Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by Giovenith » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:26 pm
by Urran » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:28 pm
Giovenith wrote:Stinging flying bugs suck. Yeah.
The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.
by Swith Witherward » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:35 pm
★ Madhouse ★
Role Play
& Writers Group
Anti-intellectual elitism: the dismissal of science, the arts,
and humanities and their replacement by entertainment,
self-righteousness, ignorance, and deliberate gullibility. - sauce
by Giovenith » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:42 pm
by Urran » Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:44 pm
Giovenith wrote:Urran wrote:
What about fluffy flying bugs with colorful scales on their wings?
I don't care how cute they are, in they sting, then they are bad news for me.
My mom once took kindergarten-me to a large school-fair picnic held by her job, but then forced me to wear a skirt there. Of course I was like, "But mother, I do not like wearing skirts or dresses. I find confining and unnecessarily showing for my own personal comfort taste." And she was all, "Goddammit child of mine, can't you let your mother have fun with dressing her daughter up for once?" So I went to the picnic in a skirt, and got stun on my upper legs by a few of the thousand wasps out that day who got lost in said dreaded skirt. I cried and we went home. My mother never forced me to where dresses or skirts again.
The Blood Ravens wrote: How wonderful. Its like Japan, and 1950''s America had a baby. All the racism of the 50s, and everything else Japanese.
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