Elfen High 2 (OOC 6, Closed)

[Olthar]

I always thought the Amish rode horses.

On that note, fuck horses. I can't stand riding them.

I love riding horses. It's so fun.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On that note, fuck horses. I can't stand riding them.

I love riding horses. It's so fun.

I tried learning, but they're frankly stupid, evil animals and my balls hurt like hell after I tried to ride them.

I've always gotten along fine with camels though.

[Individuality-ness]

I always pictured you more as the scurrying type rather than the walking type.

I always thought the Amish rode horses.

I thought they rode in these carriages.

[Olthar]

I love riding horses. It's so fun.

I tried learning, but they're frankly stupid, evil animals and my balls hurt like hell after I tried to ride them.

I've always gotten along fine with camels though.

Maybe you're just riding the wrong horses.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I've always gotten along fine with camels though.

Lol.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've always gotten along fine with camels though.

Lol.

I remember once in Rajasthan, this happened.

Friend: "We should rent two camels and ride from Jaipur to New Delhi."
Me: "OK."

Of course, we got off the camels a hundred miles or so later, because we got bored. We sent the camels back and hitchhiked the rest of the way.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Lol.

I remember once in Rajasthan, this happened.

Friend: "We should rent two camels and ride from Jaipur to New Delhi."
Me: "OK."

Of course, we got off the camels a hundred miles or so later, because we got bored. We sent the camels back and hitchhiked the rest of the way.

Lol. Awesome.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I remember once in Rajasthan, this happened.

Friend: "We should rent two camels and ride from Jaipur to New Delhi."
Me: "OK."

Of course, we got off the camels a hundred miles or so later, because we got bored. We sent the camels back and hitchhiked the rest of the way.

Lol. Awesome.

A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.

Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Lol. Awesome.

A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.

Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.

Indian hitchhikers are assholes. -Nods-

[Astrolinium]

Lol. Awesome.

A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.

Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.

Genius bastard.

Wait.

Did you really only have money to pay for half a bowl?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A common trick on these hitchhiking journeys would be to go find a restaurant owned by some friendly family, go in and ask for a half bowl of rice. They would ask "why only a half bowl?" So I'd claim that I only had enough money to pay for a half bowl.

Then they'd feel sorry for me and give me a full bowl, often for free, with a lot of other stuff thrown in.

Genius bastard.

Wait.

Did you really only have money to pay for half a bowl?

On some occasions, yes. Sometimes I had much more money, sometimes I had none at all.

Again, I grew up extremely poor, so money was scarce to begin with. The second point is that a lot of this stuff was a part of my penniless trip, where I started without any money (which is the point of the name) and generally abided by the rules that I would never get mad at humiliating treatment, never stay over a day in a house and become a financial burden to anybody (unless I was working for them) and a few other semi-religious things.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Tell me, Undies.com, how does a topless woman help you sell bras?

I genuinely want to know.

[Olthar]

Tell me, Undies.com, how does a topless woman help you sell bras?

I genuinely want to know.

Why are you on Undies.com?

...You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Tell me, Undies.com, how does a topless woman help you sell bras?

I genuinely want to know.

Why are you on Undies.com?

...You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

It was an ad.

[Olthar]

Why are you on Undies.com?

...You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

It was an ad.

What's an ad?

[Astrolinium]

I am currently playing the Airport Game.
I believe I am somewhere in Spain near Santiago, though I do not yet have enough evidence to definitively say it is Spain. There was a sign that I believe told me to reduce speed because I am approaching an urban center, but I have yet to see evidence of said urban center.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I am currently playing the Airport Game.
I believe I am somewhere in Spain near Santiago, though I do not yet have enough evidence to definitively say it is Spain. There was a sign that I believe told me to reduce speed because I am approaching an urban center, but I have yet to see evidence of said urban center.

I'm playing GeoGuessr.

[Astrolinium]

I begin to suspect that I am not in Spain after all, but rather Mexico. I do not know if there is a Santiago in Mexico or if it is by the sea, but I did pass a billboard just now which was entirely in English.

[Olthar]

I begin to suspect that I am not in Spain after all, but rather Mexico. I do not know if there is a Santiago in Mexico or if it is by the sea, but I did pass a billboard just now which was entirely in English.

Why are you in Mexico?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I begin to suspect that I am not in Spain after all, but rather Mexico. I do not know if there is a Santiago in Mexico or if it is by the sea, but I did pass a billboard just now which was entirely in English.

Why are you in Mexico?

He and Zark are secret lovers.

[Astrolinium]

I see a city in the distance! Praise Jesús!

I begin to suspect that I am not in Spain after all, but rather Mexico. I do not know if there is a Santiago in Mexico or if it is by the sea, but I did pass a billboard just now which was entirely in English.

Why are you in Mexico?

Airport Game.
http://www.mapcrunch.com/

Set it to stealth and press go.

You have woken up in a strange country on the side of the road. Your objective is to find the nearest airport.

[Olthar]

Why are you in Mexico?

He and Zark are secret lovers.

But then wouldn't he know he was in Mexico?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I stumbled upon this. I WISH TO DIE.

[Individuality-ness]

I stumbled upon this. I WISH TO DIE.

I don't get it.

[Astrolinium]

I appear to be in Chile according to this billboard advertising a company whose web address is "(something I can't make out)chile.cl".

Dammit.