Constaniana wrote:Agritum wrote:Hilde giggled. Grimly. "Ah, silly! It's not Nazi...see, it's just...militaristic! It represents strength! Also, it isn't sexualized and different from male types of the same uniform. Don't you find it nice, William? It's quite feminist. I love human feminism." she replied, while setting aside the uniform and going to check the part of the shop which housed headwear.
Said section housed an assortment of baseball caps with the logos of several heinous organizations emblazoned on them: Some carried the infamous double sieg runes used by the SS, others instead bore the logos of the British National Party and the Scottish Defence League, while another row of them proudly bore the seal of Glasgow Rangers FC.
Next to the baseball caps was a row of military-style commissar caps. Hilde promptly took two of them in her hands, both made of a quite pitch black texture. "What do you think? Do you prefer the one with the golden eagle on the front, or the one with the silver skull with crossbones?" she asked to William.
While William wasn't much of a history buff, he had certainly watched enough WWII films to know that the SS were quite certainly Nazis. As Hilde began looking at the various hats for sale the knight considered walking out of the shop and going for some ice cream instead. After all, he didn't have a divorce or vengeful mother-in-law to worry about yet (though a mother-in-law would be something William mercifully wouldn't have to deal with if he got more serious with Hilde), but he worried about what Hilde might do if she got upset and was unchecked by anyone.
"Well...I suppose the one with the eagle on it is less morbid than a silver skull and crossbones like you're Hitler playing dress-up as Blackbeard," William remarked, not wanting to have to watch reports of an angry German slaughtering demon orphans who were volunteering at the local human society doing things like grooming the rabbits or playing fetch with the puppies on the news when he was sitting down for tea. "Though does everything have to be black? I'm sure you'd look nice in a brighter colour like blue or green," he added, hoping this might get them out of the lair of the skinhead.
Hilde smiled. "Zut, William! This is just my preferred style of clothing. Do you really think that I am a Nazi? I am not...I think that racism between humans is an horrible and irrational thing." she added, while simultaneously throwing away William's advice regarding caps and putting on the skull and crossbones one.
"And regarding the colours of the uniform, well..."
Hilde stepped in the shop's changing room, emerging moments later with her new uniform.
"...black is always fashionable, you know. Anyways, you pay for it?"