Elfen High 2 (OOC 3, Closed)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Goddammit, I have another 6-hour shift tomorrow but I don't want to sleep yet for fear the IC will progress to fucking February.

Nah, it'll be slow for a bit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This. Definitely this.

Clearly it is AVERY JOHNSON and Cameraman 2's child.

Cameraman 2/LAV III OTP

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I recently found out South Africa has a military branch called the South African Military Health Service, which are an entire branch of Combat Medics.

This is pretty awesome, actually.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I recently found out South Africa has a military branch called the South African Military Health Service, which are an entire branch of Combat Medics.

This is pretty awesome, actually.

If I wasn't lazy and a pussy, I'd be one of those really bad-ass pacifist combat medics you hear about.

[Nationstatelandsville]

For that moment, D is the new Vernon in my eyes.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I recently found out South Africa has a military branch called the South African Military Health Service, which are an entire branch of Combat Medics.

This is pretty awesome, actually.

If I wasn't lazy and a pussy, I'd be one of those really bad-ass pacifist combat medics you hear about.

My grandfather did that in World War II.

He was so bad-ass he got Erwin Rommel to call a ceasefire in the middle of a battle.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Who the fuck let Megan teach? What the fuck does she teach?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I wasn't lazy and a pussy, I'd be one of those really bad-ass pacifist combat medics you hear about.

My grandfather did that in World War II.

He was so bad-ass he got Erwin Rommel to call a ceasefire in the middle of a battle.

My grandfather did a variety of stuff in WW2, but he rarely talked about the badass things and preferred to stick to the funny stuff.

[Nationstatelandsville]

If I wasn't lazy and a pussy, I'd be one of those really bad-ass pacifist combat medics you hear about.

My grandfather did that in World War II.

He was so bad-ass he got Erwin Rommel to call a ceasefire in the middle of a battle.

Canada fought in a war?

(dodges bullets)

Who the fuck let Megan teach? What the fuck does she teach?

She doesn't teach, she just does lab stuff. She's a neurologist.

[Ende]

I stumbled upon this.

This is what happens when Crowley tries to teach a class.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One of my grandfather's stories.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I stumbled upon this.

This is what happens when Crowley tries to teach a class.

I'm listening to it.

This seems right.

[Nationstatelandsville]

One of my grandfather's stories.

Knowing you, I could see you crashing the goddamn plane into the camp, taking the money, and flying away in a new one.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

One of my grandfather's stories.

Knowing you, I could see you crashing the goddamn plane into the camp, taking the money, and flying away in a new one.

I've flown a plane before.

The fact I technically wasn't allowed to or licensed to was only a mild problem.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Knowing you, I could see you crashing the goddamn plane into the camp, taking the money, and flying away in a new one.

I've flown a plane before.

The fact I technically wasn't allowed to or licensed to was only a mild problem.

Thanks, asshole, I was drinking hot chocolate.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

My grandfather did that in World War II.

He was so bad-ass he got Erwin Rommel to call a ceasefire in the middle of a battle.

Canada fought in a war?

(dodges bullets)

My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.

My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.

My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I've flown a plane before.

The fact I technically wasn't allowed to or licensed to was only a mild problem.

Thanks, asshole, I was drinking hot chocolate.

Relax, this wasn't in 2001.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Canada fought in a war?

(dodges bullets)

My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.

My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.

My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.

What Nat was doing.

[Nude East Ireland]

My grandfather was in WWII. He told me a story of how German forces found him looking at some 1940s porn, which is considerably less entertaining than 1950s porn. The Germans looked at him, and decided to let him 'finish' what he was doing. When they shut the door, he climbed out the window and ran to Allied lines.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Canada fought in a war?

(dodges bullets)

My maternal grandfather was British. During his service he tended to and cared for all combatants no matter what side they were on, which is what prompted the ceasefire. Earlier in the war he also survived his ambulance being blown up in southern France and proceeded to walk to Dunkirk. Then he was posted to North Africa, where he contracted malaria at least three times, twice so severely they thought for certain he was going to die, got three layers of skin burned off by the sun forcing him to always wear a shirt when outside even while swimming, then proceeded to participate in Sicily and Italy. He has one kill: A German soldier in North Africa attempted to loot his ambulance and kill him. My grandfather still tried to save his life.

My paternal grandfather was from Hungary and was forced to fight the Russians. He survived the retreat from Stalingrad and the siege of Budapest, participated in the Revolution of 1956, before finally escaping as a refugee with his family, including my then-5-year-old father, to Canada.

My maternal grandfather died when my mother was a teenager and never talked about the War. My paternal grandfather likewise never talked about it much, and died the same year my brother was born in 1989.

So, how'd they end up with you?

Thanks, asshole, I was drinking hot chocolate.

Relax, this wasn't in 2001.

I'm more concerned with the idea of you, in the sky, above us.

I can't think of a single scenario in which you in place does not end with a crash into an orphanage or WWIII.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

My grandfather was in WWII. He told me a story of how German forces found him looking at some 1940s porn, which is considerably less entertaining than 1950s porn. The Germans looked at him, and decided to let him 'finish' what he was doing. When they shut the door, he climbed out the window and ran to Allied lines.

How very Jackie.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My grandfather was in WWII. He told me a story of how German forces found him looking at some 1940s porn, which is considerably less entertaining than 1950s porn. The Germans looked at him, and decided to let him 'finish' what he was doing. When they shut the door, he climbed out the window and ran to Allied lines.

How very Jackie.

It sounds like a scene in a Mel Brooks film.

It sounds like something Mel Brooks would actually do, now that I think about it.

...Mel Brooks should be in this RP at some point.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Anyway fuck all y'all I seriously need sleep.

Goodnight.

[Nude East Ireland]

How very Jackie.

It sounds like a scene in a Mel Brooks film.

It sounds like something Mel Brooks would actually do, now that I think about it.

...Mel Brooks should be in this RP at some point.

My grandfather's name was the same as mine.

But my dad's first name was my grandfathers middle name, and his middle name was my grandfather's first name.

[Ende]

Anyway fuck all y'all I seriously need sleep.

Goodnight.

Quick, now we timeskip and start posting rapidly!