What COULD You Do?!

[Liberza]

Inspired by the WWYD thread, but with a twist. The AN describes a completely normal or doable scenario/action, and you have to respond in a way that treats that as if it's impossible to deal with on its own. An example should clear up any confusion:

Nation 1: BN, what would you do if you had to breathe?

Nation 2: What COULD I do?! You really expect me to be so controlling of little molecules and chemicals and alveoli?!

or:

Nation 1: BN, what would you do if you went on a grocery trip?

Nation 2: What COULD I do?! I can't carry all that by myself!

Some questions work better than others for this topic. Play wisely.

BN: what would you do if you had to create an F7 thread?

[Quesbia]

What COULD I do? I can't think of a decent topic and make it to even 3 pages!!

BN, what would you do if you had to fill up your gas tank?

[Chess Socialism]

What COULD I do?! Gas is $5 and I don't have a car!!

BN, what would you have to do if you had to charge your device?